From Chicago, now in Dallas. Life Sciences and BioTech Advocate. I enjoy movies, sports, and history. COYS
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mixing a cocktail, didn't have a jigger handy; wondered what the ratio was of a quarter-cup to a jigger shot I googled it and the "AI overview" answer went utterly off the rails "a jigger shot equals six quarter cups" man this Old Fashioned is gonna be STRONG but it's what the AI says so *cheers*
Still not over this night
Wow.
I feel like in the 1980’s/90’s this would be a major plot point in a Tom Clancy novel, and the operation would be carried out as an off-book, illegal black op, with various characters trying to cover it up lest they face congressional hearings. Now the President just announces it.
The state of Illinois is conducting intelligence operations against the federal government
The hellhole is clearly miserable, it's 73 degrees with a light breeze, there's beer and hot dogs and everyone is in a great mood
oh this is straightforward white nationalist agitprop
"[I]t is more than a little difficult to think that the Founders would ever have consented to a Constitution under which one state could send its un-federalized militia into another state without the latter state’s consent."
40% of Republicans think the COVID vaccine killed more people than the COVID virus. One in four believe that QAnon is real. No matter how far they radicalize, we are told over and over again that the people being rude to them are the problem.
Here's the video Trump just posted to Truth Social, with the claim that 11 people aboard the boat were killed. There is zero evidence of self-defense here. Looks like a massacre of civilians at sea. Even if they had drugs aboard, that's not a capital offense.
I think society really fell when people started to pretend posting was work instead of what lazy people did
“well this is certainly a bold departure from political norms!” as they are marched to the gulag
I know, I know, but: The president of the US saying, literally, "we're going in" in reference to sending the military to an American city for no reason beyond terrorizing the local population should be the most immediately impeachable shit imaginable
Rudy Giuliani Awarded Presidential Medal Of Incest https://theonion.com/rudy-giuliani-awarded-presidential-medal-of-incest/
Well I was close
Sucks that tottenhams new third kit is absolutely fire, but thanks to Trumps shitty tariffs it would cost 185 dollars to get one, without even putting a name or number on it.
He's gotta be in makeup at this very moment, right? It's going to take multiple hours to get him looking "right."
Good news about the cutting-edge AI tools from the $3-trillion-dollar company.
If you’ve ever worried whether art matters. It does.
My three year old Dog is named Sonny, and he too could out coach Belichick in a college football game
UNC all the sudden getting smoked.
Like when it does happen, we won’t learn from fucking google maps lol
Hahaha this rules
RIP Graham Greene. Every time he popped up on screen when I was a kid, my mom would excitedly point him out for being an actual Native on the screen. Able to be deadly serious and infinitely hilarious (even in smaller roles like Last of Us), he ate up the screen. Nʌki’wah brother.
Oasis - Champagne Supernova Live in Chicago, 2025
Oasis - Wonderwall Live in Chicago, 2025
Oasis - Don’t Look Back In Anger Live in Chicago, 2025
Love a good Notre Dame loss
Drive them a little bit west to show them a superior helmet
rudy giuliani giving aid to a domestic situation victim
Sitting right next to Nick lol
Go Huskies
It’s been over a decade, it’s good to be home
I watched this garbage all last season, wish we were past it
Get him off the pitch please
Another poor game from Johnson, so you know what that means
Could really use a Xavi Simons type
Shocking start.
COYS
Feel like the GT vs Kennesaw game could be sneaky good
No way I can put into words how incredible it was to see Oasis live once again. Might have a new favorite concert ever.
We out here #Oasis
Last time I saw them was 2005 (I’m old)
HOLY SHIT I’M SEEING OASIS (again) TOMORROW
@sheaserrano.bsky.social The Town and Den Of Thieves are on at the same time. Wish their commercials didn’t line up, because what a dream.
wtf is this nonsense? He thinks he can understand kid’s “mitochondrial challenges” just by looking at them? This is an insane person.
Breaking: According to Minneapolis police, two children — ages 8 and 10 — have been killed in the church shooting. 14 children and three adults injured. Minneapolis mayor Frey: "Don't just say this is about thoughts and prayers right now. These kids were literally praying."
Yeah I mean, he deserved it no doubt. But I think his experience of being left off a team, and understanding that there would be a devastated player who deserved it if he picked himself shows he’s a leader. Instead of putting someone else through that, he fell on the sword. The captain thing to do.
Truly stunned that Keegan didn’t pick himself, but I love that he didn’t.
The children were shot in church. How are your prayers going to help
Cam Young in front of a New York crowd >>>>>>>>
LFG BEN!!!
I am going to be quite livid when Keegan picks himself over Ben Griffin
May hand is cramping just thinking about it.
I’m usually not a “well I had to do it so future generations have to too,” type of guy. But in this instance, I definitely am lol.
So far, the main businesses that have been financially benefited from AI have been the producers of blue books www.wsj.com/business/cha...
It feels like straight up winter
If the rules of business you followed brought you to this, of what use were the rules? 7 lessons about SaaS sales I learned from failure:
This was not true until John Roberts made it true.
here's one reason I'm not particularly worried that AIs will replace human therapists
this stuff is such a disgrace. a free citizen of a free country should be ashamed to engage in it.
Brooke Rollins: "I do believe we're in a revolution. 1776 was the first one. 1863 or so with Abraham Lincoln was the second. This is the third with Donald Trump leading the way."
If you’re a congressional Republican right now, what exactly is your job? Should get them all hats that say “Rubber Stamp for Authoritarian Regime.”
The transformation of the Washington Post editorial page appears to be complete.
I will literally pay you, YouTube TV, $10 a month to keep Fox News off people's televisions.
REPORTER: It requires an act of Congress to rename the Defense Department TRUMP: We’re just gonna do it. I’m sure Congress will go along if we need that
Listen to the full audio. Everything he says is 100% wrong, including “tariff was not a word until the 1870s.” This is bespoke historical fantasy, unsupported by anything any historian has ever written. The arrogance required to be this wrong is astounding. And he’s basing public policy on it.
wtf was Gordon thinking? Lol
he truly has so much energy to be evil
Trump: "A lot of people are saying maybe we'd like a dictator."
I'm so tired of this fucking clown
What a quote
Whew, this is extremely fucked up
😂
76% of Texas’s $2.4 trillion GDP comes from the blue parts. - DFW: $709.0 B (29.5%) - Houston: $642.1 B (26.7%) - Austin: $229.2 B (9.5%) - San Antonio: $201.2 B (8.4%) - El Paso: $49.3 B (1.9%) Blue: $1.83 T (76%) Red: $0.57 T (24%) #EconSky #Gerrymandering comptroller.texas.gov/economy/econ...
So the PGA tour champion will definitely be a player who has not won a single tournament this year.
Zero chance he blows it this time
Man takes this *very* seriously
Lol, yeah that was amazing
“Biggest back nine of his career” **immediately pulls it 70 yards left”
Kamala Harris warned you and they called her a liar.
Wow, Tommy is gonna do it
The Tottenham actually improves the squad challenge continues
And now Stanford has to travel all the way back to the atlantic coast
God Bless Week Zero
Sucks for Stanford to lose a game in the Pacific Ocean and then have to travel all the way back to the Atlantic Coast
"Power Four"
🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈🌈
MOUNTAIN WEST STAND UP. 'BOWS WIN.
I can’t fucking wait to join the Mountain West.
We all need those early FCS reps
Son 🤝 Messi Scoring a free kick in their first game at FC Dallas
Son Heung-min's first MLS goal for LAFC is a golazo of a free kick.
What the fuck would you compliment him on? Also, this hypothetical doesn’t work because the GOP cheat train has left the fucking station.
I don’t support all Braves fans but I definitely support this Braves fan
If anything, Levy seeing these three performances under Frank (PSG, Burnley, and City) and not signing necessary positions would be absolutely criminal. The Manager has done his job, the players have done their job, now Levy has to finally do his.
