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Damn. Incredible actor with a great body of work. www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...
the disconnect between what the post says vs what the headline says :')
i will never forgive them for making the computer bad at math
After today's evacuation announcement, I stand among my children, waiting for death. We have no way out. I cannot pay $700 to be transferred to the south. The place has become deserted. If you love my family, save us before we die. Last massege🥹 verified by Molly shah chuffed.org/project/1388...
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can’t wait for his announcement to just be something like “my new secretary of the interior is toby from the office”
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we SHOULD just be happy DAN
this is good
give me liberty or give me beth (from accounting) she'll know what to do
the pets dot com puppet
A friend took this at a rally today and I barked laughing.
it’s funny that for years we’ve spent every day hoping he will shut up and go away and then when he does we’re like WHERE IS HE?!
i might even wake up early tomorrow
99% chance
ai generated announcement from the recently deceased president of the united states
The first quarter moon thru my telescope right now 🌓
ICYMI: ICE detained a mother of 4 last month after she traveled back to the US w/ her passport + valid green card. Her attorney claims she wasn't given any justification for her detainment except a pardoned misdemeanor marijuana conviction from 22 yrs ago www.huffpost.com/entry/ice-de...
you too!
COMPUTER ENHANCE [skateboards into a dumpster]
Never forget, a 13-year study found that protected bike-lanes led to a drastic decline in fatalities for all road users. ALL ROAD USERS. And painted bike-lanes? No safety improvement at all. For sharrows, it’s actually safer to NOT have them. Via @usa.streetsblog.org @nyc.streetsblog.org
Me: is there a bathroom on this floor? AI: You are pregnant. Me: What's this? AI: You are in labor. Me: I just need to pee. AI: Your son weighs 35 pounds. Me: I'll go downstairs. AI: Your child is a crab. Crabs are all 35 pounds.
a toilet that poops back
discover tab? i already know 'er tab! THE ARISTOCRATS
whenever I’d get a GB toilet boy in my mentions hating on the lady ghostbusters I share the cracked article where they break down all the ways venkman was a sexual predator
RIP to the great Graham Greene. He never struck a false note, and brought warmth and authenticity every time he was onscreen.
This was sad news to come home too. RIP Graham Greene
RIP Graham Greene. Every time he popped up on screen when I was a kid, my mom would excitedly point him out for being an actual Native on the screen. Able to be deadly serious and infinitely hilarious (even in smaller roles like Last of Us), he ate up the screen. Nʌki’wah brother.
I noticed that too.
lol
@thelouvreof.bsky.social i have a submission suggestion
pretty sure it’s about the McRib
THE MCRIB IS BACK
all is right
it’s really great im so happy
the McRib is back
terrific
Thank you, Universe, for showing me how good it can get.
don’t worry you’ll make something up
Julia Roberts may have received a Best Actress nomination for PRETTY WOMAN at the 1991 Academy Awards but the real accolade we need to talk about is how the same performance won her the award for Favorite Movie Actress that same year at the Nickelodeon Kids Choice Awards.
what did I miss, I was off social media for like an hour
Trump probably just told his minions he’s going to make an announcement tomorrow and it’s up to them to figure out what it’s supposed to be
Platner: No one cares that you pretend to be remorseful as you sell out to lobbyists. Symbolic opposition does not reopen hospitals. Weak condemnations do not bring back Roe V Wade. Maine deserves better than Susan Collins.
Brushing my teeth for 28 minutes to get it out of the way for a week
We really need more people to tell RFK Jr to shut up.
Nine former CDC directors basically said RFK Jr is a threat to public health.
step nine: don’t be the target of an intensifying authoritarian movement that seeks to undermine all independent sources of authority
i love the unmistakable sound of a skateboard going down the street
monday songs
monday songs
If the child were a dog or a cat, everyone would have donated to him. Many days have passed without anyone donating, unfortunately. Please help the child and save his life. Ahmed, 14 years old, suffers from severe malnutrition. Please donate here 👇🏻 chuffed.org/fundraiser/3... 🙏🏻
PSA. DO NOT EVER EVER ATTEMPT TO FIX A GARAGE DOOR SPRING BY YOURSELF. PAY THE MONEY AND HAVE AN EXPERT DO IT. DO. NOT. FUCK. WITH. THEM. Electrical and tension springs are best left to experts, not worth trying to "save a few bucks" - cause you could end up maimed or dead.
keep all my homies’ info in a brolladex
got a healthy new vice
monday songs
every time someone publicly shits on bsky, Alf's hog only becomes more powerful
monday songs
and the president
there’s nothing gwen can add to this to counter sorry gwen
it’s fake. they make up rules when they know non-midwesterners are watching
get their asses d
I don’t care, they started it.
now when someone says “is he… ya know….?” they mean “it.”
I contain baditudes
trump realizing the only way to get people to shut up about the epstein files is to either 💀 or keep people guessing when he will
And by by Nashville I mean Memphis. jeeze fk get it together
listening now. It’s really good.
I didn’t mean to high jack your thread, I just wanted to announce that something that happened in Vegas broke containment
my Mom was too young to see Elvis when he was in residence, but there was a house by my high school that Elvis allegedly was looking at the be Graceland before Nashville. They filmed scenes from the movie casino in my classroom and the neighborhood around my elementary school. That was pretty cool
so good. motown is the height of music. who else do you like
growing up there is just like any other town im sorry to report lol, best I can do probably is tell that seigfried and roy went to my church and I have a photo of me with one of their baby lions when I was a toddler.
WANTED: Bad influence. Please bring a list of all peers you have pressured.
worse homes and gardens
hometown
I love their choreography
love. I jsut heard thunder clap in someone’s TikTok and now I really wish it would rain lol
this is when i find out it was illegal for me to move to california
monday songs
[inventor of cursive] what if the letters held hands
Hell yes! don’t forget alt text!
don’t forget alt text!
big fan. we were really into rich little and his impressions in my house when I was little and his George burns was one of my favorite.
There is no unskilled labor, only "free", undervalued and unvalued labor
Drop an old person you’re going to turn into in the future
i think nate silver is a made up thing, like euchre
firing up the vacuum
too many haters
for shame
ashley fairbanks 