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Its the half naked bears that keep me coming back for more /s
I’m sorry, but when you say “built this city” I have to finish it with ON ROCK AND ROOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL!
The cat distribution system works yet again!
Either way, your couch is gonna get f*cked
It means helping another guy with something they need too. I did a thing for a dude who was a GM at a mortuary that was AV related, thats my expertise. When my dad passed, i paid half of what it would have cost if I was general public. Give without expecting in return, and be grateful when it does
LOVE IT. Thank you Erin
Finally, taking on the firm issues. No holes barred, straight up the middle, exposing the dark holes of corruption.
Medicine is stupid slow. I had to wait 4 weeks to see a electrocardiologist, and now its all going rapid fire.
He is covering the hand again
Thats one really big air filter looking thing
Was Pauly Shore’s Biodome made after 1990? That’s the only movie anybody needs to see, after UHF
People dont like the word squirt either. So combine the two Moist Squirt Its delicious
@mc.frontalot.com
It just proves that the Mets can choke no matter what the payroll is
Can we talk about Tillamook Mudslide and how that sounds like it would make for an interesting entry into the Urban Dictionary?
I saw them over the weekend. Awesome show
Look at this beast! He is the feline embodiment of every Wisconsin stereotype. If he could talk he would ask for a double chop cheese and a pitcher of Strohs
John Hamhock has entered the chat. Thomas Panini rides!
Thats when the thermonuclear glitter missiles fire and come in like a wrecking ball?
Ghost?
I assume it has a safeword
whatever, he is now Secretary Screech to me now.
That must have been the worlds loudest shutter
P O L K A 2 O You can umpah me to go!
It did choose friendly Momtana instead of Milftana
Too much time at fark.com?
B, they can shove some more penises in there. Maybe if they spit on them first
Dinner at 6pm is wrong Dinner should be at 5pm so you have the rest of your evening to do evil
the equivalent of bringing your own lunch to a buffet
You lost California in a historic fashion, you are no longer entitled to any seats in the entire state. Go bloat your ankles some more
"I have won, but at what cost?"
This is what cargo shorts are for He could have had 3 burritos instead of one and one burrito is just sad
Do recomend
When you care enough to do the very least, send AI-mark
THE BANHAMMER CRAVES BLOOD!
your taste in burritos is sus
I have a science friend in the Bay Area who would be effected, early reports from Japan and Alaska show a 1’ swell. That provides early warning.
ENTJ… look, the parts are there.
ETNJ here. It makes me stop and take a deep breath before dealing with people. Would not recommend.
At least, until we find the flight log that Rusty Trumpbone was on and then it will be "well, I did go there, but I didn't like, spend the night".... and on and on and on
I choose fat pants. Y'all have fun with those spandex jeans
Im gen x, we wore huge pants because they were cheap at thrift stores Massive pants in horrible materials Im going to go buy some huge ass jeans today just to piss somebody off
Awww man, I should have said Hodlujah Let me come in again…
Jesus died on the blockchain for your losses Hodlmen
Big Booty Liposuction
Thats almost a sick hockey sweater
Because Dems are trying to wage a “were not as bad as Trump” campaign so they can get their turn at the troff. New ideas and new means of communicating them are dangerous to the dinosaur party.
This is what happens when a party is waiting for the pendulum to swing back without having to change a position or message. Waiting for their turn at the troff
Just think, you don't have to add cream to it, its already there
He did, he wrapped them into a small tortilla he carries around with him wherever he goes and he made a "burrito" with those 5 ketchup packets. He didn't even open the packets.
I got friends in the bay I am gonna visit later this year. Gonna hit that place. THX John
Okay, Dunce Quixote
I am angry that I only have one like to give this post
I mean, that thing they call pizza is a crime
Waiting for the Geddy Lee DLC m.youtube.com/watch?v=WOVh...
OMG, now I want to see the golden girls as the A Team
Derailing a thread into a conversation about food, sex, or cats is a time honored tradition at fark.com
His ankles have never held more fluid!
Overwhelmed Banana
By drinking Old Fashions?
We are entering an age where slapping the phone out of somebodies hand is going to be considered appropriate behavior
Also John, you are a professional writer Flaccid salami would have been a perfectly valid descriptor
for once, yeah, I totally would its still not a burrito a salumicanolli
Today, the Algorithm Almighty has chosen to bless me with images of sun flowers. I think liking FlavaFlav’s vid of him in Bulgaria is what triggered it. I am here for this.
I have this same problem. Bluesky thinks I want to see naked dudes and warcraft figurines.
Now this, is Flavor Country
I am here to make bad jokes
It was only until a few years ago that I accepted that the character’s name was “TV’s Frank” and not “Tedious Frank” Off to get an audio book
Wangs. Its 200 pages of nothing but cocks
You have to blow one of those boba out of the straw like the worlds most satisfying spit ball at least once. For science
ORANGES!!!!!
Should have gotten Ms.Met
Better than seeing Kevin Murphy
None of you NONE OF YOU are asking the important question What flavor Doritos?
Indeed
This should be anybody’s reaction to being at a coldplay concert
Rusty Trumpbone
Yeah, but you only get store credit to buy a new Batman or Superman
I dont think theres a specific genere, but appreciation for good songwriting is not constrained by music style. Those older country singers knew how to write. I love punk but would never skip Buck Owens
Finally. I can get paid to put it back on
She is 27 but her skin dates back to the 1700’s
Thats a loser message. Just tell the common person how you will make their right now life better, and then the 2nd part. ACTUALLY FUCKING DO WHAT YOU SAID YOU WOULD.
I squirmed a little while he was degloving that hot dog
Fanta Red Cream Soda…. There was one machine in my home town that sold it and it was the best thing ever
But are you pumped up for the heat? *jock jams starts to play*
Marjorie Taylor Greene is a male hobby?
Send me a kiss by wire IGNORE THE EPSTEIN FILES
This is when I wish we could have Gilbert Godfried read it to us.
That would make the worlds best food court/arcade
Paying the old band tax here secondhandsj.bandcamp.com/album/drive We recorded this in ‘99ish? Good to go back and see where you came from I think
BRB, gonna hit the bog to hunt some cranfish
I am a Mets fan. I have no idea what good baseball looks like
I wont shame the joy this child is experiencing, but there is a good pest control joke to be made here.
Don't forget the “garbage disposal” phase when you can eat whatever they did not finish Does that make me sound fat?
