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in a more perfect world, or union, or whatever, it would be because the ‘G’ is invisible in Gwar
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in a more perfect world, or union, or whatever, it would be because the ‘G’ is invisible in Gwar
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Sorry PST starts November 2nd this year
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lmk if you’d like the bay area version. :)
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mee tolak 😤
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I enjoyed this one but my coworker said it was too male-gazey. I am not sure we read the same book.
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Karen’s Starbucks is about to get 25-30% more expensive.
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This is why rotisserie chicken is so delectable, imho.
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Since everyone seems to have had the same thought: Any sufficiently advanced Science Fiction is indistinguishable from Fantasy. (sensible chuckle)
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Le Guin also!! Now that you mention it, I really enjoy both of their nonfiction works as well. Hearing them speak is always enlightening, too.
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Honestly I read all the old stuff so I *don’t* eventually riff on it! Though I do feel like Delany in general is one of the only ones that holds up conceptually.. SFF itself being an ambiguous heterotopia of time, of deviation, and also a crisis heterotopia for us misfits
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I’m convinced that 80% of americans don’t even know Indonesia exists. Pretty big knowledge gap there.
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Shook hands with BB King
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I mean.. they store crackers in a barrel. Whose clever idea was that?!
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instead of whippersnappers you have the right to call them troutslappers
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$$$
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Slippery slope! What’s next, a jury of our peers?!
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100%. I always say, if the food is getting eaten, there’s a good chance it’s tasty. Because people don’t eat awful food. So just try it. Green eggs, ham, etc.
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buffabees
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slimy is the word!
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So many good memories in that bookstore
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Don’t forget about Blood, Simple!
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i don’t live in the midwest. :(
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We’re just Barrely getting started
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You’re a creator! A creator!!
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RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
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do you enjoy PB&J? well, now you’re really going to love Measles Mumps & Nutella
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Totally my reaction too! I was thinking “wow this is pretty cool, i don’t even want to skip the three to five dead minutes at the beginning of every episode!”
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Introduce yourself with the last five concerts you attended: - Victoria Symphony - Ars Minerva, Astianatte - Dave Malloy, Ghost Quartet - Gamelan Sekar Jaya - Whine, playing Dopesmoker
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Praise Mustang Sally 🙏🏼
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31/ATLAS take me away
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tie perpetually dangling in a bowl of soup
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Beats the heck out of 30-50
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it’s a footlong javelin as far as i’m concerned
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“get subwayed” is immediately in the common parlance afaik
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Industry knowledge is that Tim Ho bargains *very* hard for their contracts to get the best price.. which means lower quality.
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Hey Happy is amazing, fwiw!
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*bros
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This week: Alan is denied water at the pierogi stand on 5th avenue while on his way to support Andy’s bid for County Assessor! Hilarity ensues!
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I think the last time I tried this measurement I used the best possible route on Google maps, but driving which, of course, is going to be much less efficient!
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One end to the other (Banda Aceh to Lampung) is roughly the same distance as Vancouver, BC to Tijuana. That’s another one that always blows minds, it seems.
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Priorities well met!
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Not saying these tariffs are doing anything for anyone.. but really, we do need to adjust our expectations for the price of coffee.
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Let’s be real, though: $7.94/lb for roasted, ground coffee is still dirt cheap.
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It would be a more useful infographic if they were either more specific about which harmonization codes they were including, or just included one.
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Because they’re not too bright, most likely
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I mean he’s kind of right. They aren’t solely responsible — we are, too. Though I’m sure that’s not where he was going with it.
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I bet Homestar is bushed!
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paging @richardkadrey.bsky.social and Mustang Sally
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I mean I hate to be all Bluesky, but acid and crack are right there..
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Phencyclidine is a classic dissociative, and you’d have a very hard time finding it these days because all the precursors are restricted use.
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1) Get rid of all take-out only stores 2) Convert all take-out operations to for-here 3) Open a barista factory with drone delivery next to the local amazon warehouse 4) Dyspropia ensues
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Strong burrito taxi vibes. 50% tariff on Brazilian coffee, 17% roast loss, 25% tariff on drone, $20 drone operator fee, convenience fee, ticketmaster fee, freedom tax, etc.
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Maybe they realized how nice Rwanda is and decided to keep it for themselves. Because Rwanda is very nice!
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hehe. polls. yeah.
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I was at a bookstore in Victoria yesterday and they were having hard time keeping Murderbot in stock. 😎
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brogues : crocs :: clippie : AI
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A Pirro’c victory
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As a boss, you strike me as a labor organizer
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Ah, Gullible Goop, that’s what they used to call me back in San Antone
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they call it “doing a bit” because you’re just microdosing jokes
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Seems like his Maslow is leaking a bit. The whole ‘belong’ bit reeks of wanting to own people. Just because someone doesn’t belong *to* anyone doesn’t make their existence less valuable.
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Ren Faire implies the existence of Stimpy Faire
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“What if a man ran for office when he really shouldn’t have bothered?! PREMISE!”
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“oops, guess I’m in Sonic Youth now!” whew…
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…and that’s the Baader-Meinhoff phenomenon!
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This is where my mind went immediately upon reading this headline.
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Coffee alone will likely go up more than 50% after the tariffs on Brazil. Not to mention all the packaging involved that comes from China.
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Hell, i wasn’t waiting; i went ahead and just copied Shakespeare. Technically i’m a monkey too, so i think it should count.
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i hope none of you ever change ♥️
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the case for nominative determinism
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now that’s what i call nominative determinism a la john joseph lydon
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this is why home ec is important, people
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$1300 worth of donuts
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My partner at the time ate so many that we had to go see a doctor, and I couldn’t blame her at all.
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The year I was there, (2009-2010) was so dang hot I couldn’t tell the difference!
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“ร้อนตับแตก” is a fun one i learned in chiang mai one summer.. or was it fall?
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Is there a Mandarin version of “It’s liver-bursting hot outside”? Because that’d be a good one
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Coach Rusty (@coachrusty.bsky.social) reposted
The nice thing about being the old guy at work is that 80% of what I say is just something from Kids In The Hall but everybody’s too young to spot it
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new drink is: very strong chilled ginger decoction with half a dram of scotch whisky. very good 10/10.
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i could beat her or Serena at making you a nickel richer. HA! but, that’s like.. all i could beat them at so.. yeah.
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mic is the fella
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Yo if it’s free, why does she need so much money for it
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Well then, explain how every autumn i use a reiki to get the leaves off my lawny?
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Photos, Indonesia, May 2025 Voigtlander Bessa R4A Color Skopar 21mm f4 Portra VC and 125PX 🇮🇩 📷
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maybe by “get this” they meant that pop punk is a joke, and hopefully the REAL emo kids are getting a Sensible Chuckle
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I keep hearing some loud music from nearby, then remembered it’s Mosswood Meltdown and quietly said “fuck yeah” to myself
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A small injury, le petit mort if you will
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Now that’s what I call spaghetti western
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Now That’s What I Call Spaghetti Western vol. 87372
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Maillard brings all the boys to milkshakes, or something
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Free Mars (bar)!
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My boy scout pack was on live radio with Bon Jovi. I didn’t have any questions for him because I was like 6, but the donuts were good.
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100% Uncle Ben Tek moment 🍄