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Tie tie tie tie
Just here for the spoofs, goofs. Fan of Star Trek, INDYCAR, NASCAR (23,11,12) , Washington Commanders, Nats and Caps. ☭ Centerist with Hohaxist characteristics ☭
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Tie tie tie tie
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Or Charlie from Always Sunny
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Oline Jamen Davis
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Jayden fucking sucks. Fuck this team, fuck Dan Quinn and fuck Josh Harris
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent
On the other hand I'm glad that we're back to being ass, being hopeful and excited about your NFL is for suckers
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent
Israel is not (hiring) their best
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't like needles? Well youre in luck a presidential order today reversed course on all vaccine mandates for children, as well as banning those for COVID and flu. Up next on NBC nightly news why paying college athletes is harmful to them
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent
They stuck a finger directly into the eye of the zionist hordes. They have been held captive for two decades by these savages and had no other options. At least the rest of the world sees what the average Israeli really is.
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent
With all due respect Israel deserves much much worse every day
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent
Mr. Bell sir, when did you know you were a sellout? Was it before or after you got elected on the back of mass slaughter?
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent
Big words, will you work to dismantle ICE, unmask their agents and prosecute them if the Dems win in 2026 and 2028?
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent
Cant wait to see your stupid ass get primaried. Enjoy all the millions Is real gave you you piece of shit. Must be nice to get rich off of human slaughter
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent
And they came back so they're spinless just like the Dems at the national level
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent
Im not rooting against him because my team cocked this entire thing up from the start but he doesn't have that spark in his eyes anymore and that makes me sad
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social)
Could be worse
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent
Got you fam
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social)
Lol Mark Wayne scrrrrrd in the big city
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social)
Can't wait for the shitheads on 106.7's morning show to agree that crime is out of control because one time they forgot to gas up in Loudon county and they saw a homeless person at a gas station in the district
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social)
Danish Austin Hill needs a season black flag
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent
Naah
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent
That Rev Al kicks ass?
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent
If that's the case ill just continue my Heat 5 career blood feud with Josh Reaume
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent
I get you need to move the goalposts now but I agree he does kick ass
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes! Get us good coooooooooach
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent
Hey are you or Dave McKenna writing Washington's?
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh not they didn't do all the magic spells white Jesus likes..fuck off
NBA (@nba.com) reposted
SGA paid a visit to SickKids in Toronto & shared some very special moments! 🥹
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent
Such a good dude
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Hell yeah been waiting for this one
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent
Somehow managing to be Dr. Strangelove, Jack D Ripper and General Turgidson all at the same time
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent
Smashes yes button
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Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm done with this thing I spent my life loving because of someones voice. NASCAR would be 100% improved simply getting rid of 2/3s of the stupid asshats associated with it
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social)
Be funny if Denny fucked around and won
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent
Flop of the week driving
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social)
An orgy of yellows today #nascar
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social)
Shut the fuck up Larson
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social)
Sup Burger
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh hey Terry wants a trade, great work all around Commanders! The stink of Dan Snyder will never get off of this stupid fucking team.
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent
How you doin boys!?!?!?!
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent
No I think we should listen to a guy who refused to pay child support and someone who's spent their entire career helping advise the Dems to their current position
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't know what they're going to do and don't need to belabor a point about my feelings on Fox. Same time it's cool someone is investing in this sport at a time when things have seemed very bleak otherwise.
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social)
It's interesting they see that potential in Indycar
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent
"Ladies and Gentleman Riley Gaines will now sing Back Home Again in Indiana"
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent
The series has gone from fuck up to fuck up (aside from the 500) for years. on one hand I'm hoping we'll get a new direction and ideas. On the other hand we'll probably get two wide restarts, playoffs and Digger
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent
I love that Mark Davis assumed the Raiders would be embraced by Vegas the same way the city embraced their hockey team, only for the Raiders to play every home game in front of other teams fans
Drew Magary (@drewmagary.bsky.social) reposted
I’m repulsed by the genocide in Gaza, and even more repulsed by the people who pretend to justify it under the banner of defeating anti-semitism. This will not stop anti-semitism. In fact it will only exacerbate it, and at great speed. All while millions of Gazans starve and die for no good reason.
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent
As a kid my dad and I watched Washington NFL games at a Holiday Inn bar in Totowa NJ. Used to be a dude in there who chain smoked and asked fans opinions on who to drop money on before cursing at them if it didn't play out. I really feel like that's better than the current gambling environment
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent
For me I put that win right near the Caps / Nats titles, and most certainly one of the greatest things I've ever seen live. I also scared the absolute shit out of the people sitting near me after the first OT caution
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent
The cafe is better is way more food options. I wish I had one near me because I'd kill for a Chicken Bake
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social)
First time at IMS and got to see my favorite driver win!!!
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social)
Greatest driver in the world got right up behind bubba and is reving his engine...
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social)
Stop the count...way to much rain
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social)
Freaking the fuck out and pacing...
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought Berry had scraped the wall
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm sitting right across from it and I'm not even sure what I'm looking at
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social)
I've never been here and I feel like coming here was more of a pilgrimage as a motorsports fan..I knew the race wouldnt be great but that's not the point
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social)
Bubba signed everything he possibly could during driver intros, dude went out of his way to accommodate fans more than any other driver
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent
Both my kids loved seeing him and were pissed he didn't give the command
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social)
My kid: Wow when you said IMS was much bigger than Gateway I didn't believe you
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent
What's happening at the Post is awful I'm really sorry. Thank you for you're great work
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent
I travel in similar political circles as they do and these types of people are exhausting to deal with
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent
I didn't think putting a commanders sticker on my car a year ago would be some political statement
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent
An owner who seems to give a shit, a potential generational talent at QB, a good coaching staff, no longer a racial slur, but our big fat pedophile presidents bs this weekend feels like a harbinger of bad things to come.
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent
Noah Gragson
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Me waking up from a coma: so Eric Adams isn't the new face of the democratic party?
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social)
Sounds exactly like something a pedophile would say
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent
But sure now Bretts goofy ass can't be weird about Caitlin Clark because of a labor dispute
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent
The guy who used to coach the Washington Mystics used to talk about how much he hated the WNBA pay structure because it forced many players to go to Europe and play there too, 12 months out of the year, and that playing that much ended careers early
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social)
indycar is what got me started as a racing fan and Fox makes me actively less interested in it. it really breaks my heart how bad they are at this
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent
it's sad that I'm in St. Louis and the only way to watch a tolerable broadcast of top level open wheel American racing is a dodgy eastern European stream from a UK broadcast
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social)
@gayracingpod.bsky.social evergreen post but flop of the week for fox because (waves hands around) everything
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent
Sure don't see it but keep running your mouth you piece of shit
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent
Meanwhile I don't see you condemning Israel for starting this by attacking civilian centers.
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social)
@nascar.com this is how you do it
St Louis CITY SC (@stlcitysc.com) reposted
“It’s important that we honor the LGBTQ+ community not just with words, but through intentional action, representation, and platforms that amplify voices. Pride Month helps push that forward, and I’m proud to be part of it.”
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social)
open.spotify.com/track/3KNZ3u...
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent
Wrong www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck that piece of shit and his entire piece of shit family
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social)
Hell yeah
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent
2019 World Series Champion Big City Fatt Adams...have some respect
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent
More like Busch League
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social)
Media outlets really need to stop acting like they need to course correct because of the election. 2024 wasn't some massive landslide sea change in the American electorate that they need to now appease. Dave is an obnoxious bigot who should be ignored.
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess, so why does he need to go on NPR ?
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent
As opposed to the Israeli navy ?
Aaron Blackshear (@aaronblackshear.bsky.social) reposted
Every time the people stand up and say “what you are doing is unjust you have to stop” the police respond by beating the shit out of people
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent
months of CNN calling the Houthi's terrorists and pirates when they take ships in international water, but all of a sudden, its ok...
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social)
Larson tempted the racing gods in their most important cathedral on the high holy days of course he's cursed
digby (@digby56.bsky.social) reposted
L.A. is a Mexican-American city. The majority of the population is made up of racial and ethnic minorities. We are all happy living together and really do not want to see our friends, neighbors and families being terrorized by federal robo-cops. This is bullshit.
Kim Kelly (@kimkelly.bsky.social) reposted
🚨 ALERTA PHILLY 🚨 Hearing from a very credible local source that there may be ICE action tomorrow (Sunday 6/8) in the following areas: 5th and Washington Ave 7th and Snyder Ave 5th and McKean/Wolf Chinatown Let your neighbors know to stay safe and be vigilant. Be ready. Be water.
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent
Tom Homan reminds me of the dad on my kids baseball team who they had to work the tournament schedule around which baseball complexes he was banned from
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent
Fuck off
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social)
OK C you later fuckos
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't know what happened with it, but someone tried to sue the Nats because they were bothered by the lights and noise during Baseball season in the apartment they bought overlooking Nats Park.
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social)
Two weeks until the greatest 500 (kilometer) race on the Indycar calender!
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent
Great episode! I think both races were about equal in being pretty good, but Amazons coverage made the 600 great while fox's coverage made the 500 feel weird
The Gay Racing Podcast (@gayracingpod.bsky.social) reposted
NEW EP: The Perfect 500 Miles 🥛 Alex Palou has solidified his legacy… and he’s just getting started 🧠 Kyle Larson’s head wasn’t in the game 📦 Amazon Prime made the Coca Cola 600 feel like a big race again 🧱 Will we be back at the Indy 500 next year? Video: youtu.be/LFygUvJK5PU
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social)
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social)
So five laps in and Amazon is streets ahead of Fox on NASCAR
Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social)
Uhh Fox fuck off with this AI shit