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Bill Haydon

@garakthetailor.bsky.social

Just here for the spoofs, goofs. Fan of Star Trek, INDYCAR, NASCAR (23,11,12) , Washington Commanders, Nats and Caps. ☭ Centerist with Hohaxist characteristics ☭

created November 13, 2024

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Tie tie tie tie

14/9/2025, 8:34:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Or Charlie from Always Sunny

14/9/2025, 3:58:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oline Jamen Davis

12/9/2025, 2:58:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jayden fucking sucks. Fuck this team, fuck Dan Quinn and fuck Josh Harris

12/9/2025, 2:57:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent

On the other hand I'm glad that we're back to being ass, being hopeful and excited about your NFL is for suckers

12/9/2025, 2:49:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Israel is not (hiring) their best

11/9/2025, 12:45:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Don't like needles? Well youre in luck a presidential order today reversed course on all vaccine mandates for children, as well as banning those for COVID and flu. Up next on NBC nightly news why paying college athletes is harmful to them

25/8/2025, 11:13:56 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent

They stuck a finger directly into the eye of the zionist hordes. They have been held captive for two decades by these savages and had no other options. At least the rest of the world sees what the average Israeli really is.

25/8/2025, 5:18:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent

With all due respect Israel deserves much much worse every day

25/8/2025, 5:13:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Mr. Bell sir, when did you know you were a sellout? Was it before or after you got elected on the back of mass slaughter?

25/8/2025, 5:06:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Big words, will you work to dismantle ICE, unmask their agents and prosecute them if the Dems win in 2026 and 2028?

25/8/2025, 4:54:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Cant wait to see your stupid ass get primaried. Enjoy all the millions Is real gave you you piece of shit. Must be nice to get rich off of human slaughter

22/8/2025, 2:03:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent

And they came back so they're spinless just like the Dems at the national level

22/8/2025, 1:56:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Im not rooting against him because my team cocked this entire thing up from the start but he doesn't have that spark in his eyes anymore and that makes me sad

22/8/2025, 1:50:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social)

Could be worse

14/8/2025, 10:31:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Got you fam

14/8/2025, 10:15:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lol Mark Wayne scrrrrrd in the big city

14/8/2025, 6:34:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can't wait for the shitheads on 106.7's morning show to agree that crime is out of control because one time they forgot to gas up in Loudon county and they saw a homeless person at a gas station in the district

11/8/2025, 4:40:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Danish Austin Hill needs a season black flag

10/8/2025, 8:00:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Naah

7/8/2025, 10:52:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent

That Rev Al kicks ass?

7/8/2025, 10:35:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent

If that's the case ill just continue my Heat 5 career blood feud with Josh Reaume

7/8/2025, 10:30:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent

I get you need to move the goalposts now but I agree he does kick ass

7/8/2025, 10:23:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Yes! Get us good coooooooooach

7/8/2025, 9:44:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Hey are you or Dave McKenna writing Washington's?

7/8/2025, 9:38:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh not they didn't do all the magic spells white Jesus likes..fuck off

7/8/2025, 9:33:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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SGA paid a visit to SickKids in Toronto & shared some very special moments! 🥹

7/8/2025, 3:19:10 PM | 6339 828 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Such a good dude

7/8/2025, 4:03:16 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Hell yeah been waiting for this one

7/8/2025, 12:58:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Somehow managing to be Dr. Strangelove, Jack D Ripper and General Turgidson all at the same time

5/8/2025, 2:53:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Smashes yes button

5/8/2025, 2:16:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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4/8/2025, 11:18:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm done with this thing I spent my life loving because of someones voice. NASCAR would be 100% improved simply getting rid of 2/3s of the stupid asshats associated with it

4/8/2025, 9:03:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Be funny if Denny fucked around and won

3/8/2025, 10:31:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Flop of the week driving

3/8/2025, 10:18:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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An orgy of yellows today #nascar

3/8/2025, 10:10:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shut the fuck up Larson

3/8/2025, 10:04:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sup Burger

31/7/2025, 11:23:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh hey Terry wants a trade, great work all around Commanders! The stink of Dan Snyder will never get off of this stupid fucking team.

31/7/2025, 11:23:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent

How you doin boys!?!?!?!

31/7/2025, 6:39:06 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent

No I think we should listen to a guy who refused to pay child support and someone who's spent their entire career helping advise the Dems to their current position

31/7/2025, 6:35:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent

I don't know what they're going to do and don't need to belabor a point about my feelings on Fox. Same time it's cool someone is investing in this sport at a time when things have seemed very bleak otherwise.

31/7/2025, 6:22:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's interesting they see that potential in Indycar

31/7/2025, 4:07:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent

"Ladies and Gentleman Riley Gaines will now sing Back Home Again in Indiana"

31/7/2025, 2:38:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent

The series has gone from fuck up to fuck up (aside from the 500) for years. on one hand I'm hoping we'll get a new direction and ideas. On the other hand we'll probably get two wide restarts, playoffs and Digger

31/7/2025, 2:29:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love that Mark Davis assumed the Raiders would be embraced by Vegas the same way the city embraced their hockey team, only for the Raiders to play every home game in front of other teams fans

30/7/2025, 12:10:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Drew Magary (@drewmagary.bsky.social) reposted

I’m repulsed by the genocide in Gaza, and even more repulsed by the people who pretend to justify it under the banner of defeating anti-semitism. This will not stop anti-semitism. In fact it will only exacerbate it, and at great speed. All while millions of Gazans starve and die for no good reason.

27/7/2025, 7:55:53 PM | 676 50 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent

As a kid my dad and I watched Washington NFL games at a Holiday Inn bar in Totowa NJ. Used to be a dude in there who chain smoked and asked fans opinions on who to drop money on before cursing at them if it didn't play out. I really feel like that's better than the current gambling environment

28/7/2025, 11:42:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent

For me I put that win right near the Caps / Nats titles, and most certainly one of the greatest things I've ever seen live. I also scared the absolute shit out of the people sitting near me after the first OT caution

28/7/2025, 11:32:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent

The cafe is better is way more food options. I wish I had one near me because I'd kill for a Chicken Bake

28/7/2025, 11:21:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social)

First time at IMS and got to see my favorite driver win!!!

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27/7/2025, 10:13:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Greatest driver in the world got right up behind bubba and is reving his engine...

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27/7/2025, 9:19:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stop the count...way to much rain

27/7/2025, 9:00:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Freaking the fuck out and pacing...

27/7/2025, 8:51:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I thought Berry had scraped the wall

27/7/2025, 7:45:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm sitting right across from it and I'm not even sure what I'm looking at

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27/7/2025, 7:39:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social)

I've never been here and I feel like coming here was more of a pilgrimage as a motorsports fan..I knew the race wouldnt be great but that's not the point

27/7/2025, 7:37:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bubba signed everything he possibly could during driver intros, dude went out of his way to accommodate fans more than any other driver

27/7/2025, 7:35:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Both my kids loved seeing him and were pissed he didn't give the command

27/7/2025, 7:34:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My kid: Wow when you said IMS was much bigger than Gateway I didn't believe you

27/7/2025, 4:18:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent

What's happening at the Post is awful I'm really sorry. Thank you for you're great work

23/7/2025, 2:09:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent

I travel in similar political circles as they do and these types of people are exhausting to deal with

21/7/2025, 8:21:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent

I didn't think putting a commanders sticker on my car a year ago would be some political statement

21/7/2025, 8:06:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent

An owner who seems to give a shit, a potential generational talent at QB, a good coaching staff, no longer a racial slur, but our big fat pedophile presidents bs this weekend feels like a harbinger of bad things to come.

21/7/2025, 7:51:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Noah Gragson

21/7/2025, 7:36:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Me waking up from a coma: so Eric Adams isn't the new face of the democratic party?

21/7/2025, 7:35:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social)

Sounds exactly like something a pedophile would say

20/7/2025, 9:09:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent

But sure now Bretts goofy ass can't be weird about Caitlin Clark because of a labor dispute

20/7/2025, 7:14:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent

The guy who used to coach the Washington Mystics used to talk about how much he hated the WNBA pay structure because it forced many players to go to Europe and play there too, 12 months out of the year, and that playing that much ended careers early

20/7/2025, 7:13:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social)

indycar is what got me started as a racing fan and Fox makes me actively less interested in it. it really breaks my heart how bad they are at this

20/7/2025, 6:03:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent

it's sad that I'm in St. Louis and the only way to watch a tolerable broadcast of top level open wheel American racing is a dodgy eastern European stream from a UK broadcast

20/7/2025, 5:59:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social)

@gayracingpod.bsky.social evergreen post but flop of the week for fox because (waves hands around) everything

20/7/2025, 5:55:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Sure don't see it but keep running your mouth you piece of shit

14/6/2025, 1:27:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Meanwhile I don't see you condemning Israel for starting this by attacking civilian centers.

14/6/2025, 1:21:46 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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@nascar.com this is how you do it

13/6/2025, 3:34:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture St Louis CITY SC (@stlcitysc.com) reposted

“It’s important that we honor the LGBTQ+ community not just with words, but through intentional action, representation, and platforms that amplify voices. Pride Month helps push that forward, and I’m proud to be part of it.”

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13/6/2025, 3:04:41 PM | 18 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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open.spotify.com/track/3KNZ3u...

13/6/2025, 3:33:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Wrong www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...

13/6/2025, 1:32:24 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck that piece of shit and his entire piece of shit family

13/6/2025, 1:26:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hell yeah

9/6/2025, 2:01:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2019 World Series Champion Big City Fatt Adams...have some respect

9/6/2025, 1:58:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent

More like Busch League

9/6/2025, 1:55:03 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social)

Media outlets really need to stop acting like they need to course correct because of the election. 2024 wasn't some massive landslide sea change in the American electorate that they need to now appease. Dave is an obnoxious bigot who should be ignored.

9/6/2025, 1:52:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent

I guess, so why does he need to go on NPR ?

9/6/2025, 1:45:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent

As opposed to the Israeli navy ?

9/6/2025, 2:31:05 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Blackshear (@aaronblackshear.bsky.social) reposted

Every time the people stand up and say “what you are doing is unjust you have to stop” the police respond by beating the shit out of people

8/6/2025, 10:57:53 PM | 487 105 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent

months of CNN calling the Houthi's terrorists and pirates when they take ships in international water, but all of a sudden, its ok...

9/6/2025, 1:25:38 AM | 44 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social)

Larson tempted the racing gods in their most important cathedral on the high holy days of course he's cursed

8/6/2025, 8:43:35 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture digby (@digby56.bsky.social) reposted

L.A. is a Mexican-American city. The majority of the population is made up of racial and ethnic minorities. We are all happy living together and really do not want to see our friends, neighbors and families being terrorized by federal robo-cops. This is bullshit.

7/6/2025, 10:02:39 PM | 16750 3207 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kim Kelly (@kimkelly.bsky.social) reposted

🚨 ALERTA PHILLY 🚨 Hearing from a very credible local source that there may be ICE action tomorrow (Sunday 6/8) in the following areas: 5th and Washington Ave 7th and Snyder Ave 5th and McKean/Wolf Chinatown Let your neighbors know to stay safe and be vigilant. Be ready. Be water.

8/6/2025, 1:21:03 AM | 4701 2920 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Tom Homan reminds me of the dad on my kids baseball team who they had to work the tournament schedule around which baseball complexes he was banned from

8/6/2025, 1:55:48 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Fuck off

8/6/2025, 3:46:31 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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OK C you later fuckos

6/6/2025, 3:09:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't know what happened with it, but someone tried to sue the Nats because they were bothered by the lights and noise during Baseball season in the apartment they bought overlooking Nats Park.

6/6/2025, 2:40:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Two weeks until the greatest 500 (kilometer) race on the Indycar calender!

2/6/2025, 6:45:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Haydon (@garakthetailor.bsky.social) reply parent

Great episode! I think both races were about equal in being pretty good, but Amazons coverage made the 600 great while fox's coverage made the 500 feel weird

27/5/2025, 5:34:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Gay Racing Podcast (@gayracingpod.bsky.social) reposted

NEW EP: The Perfect 500 Miles 🥛 Alex Palou has solidified his legacy… and he’s just getting started 🧠 Kyle Larson’s head wasn’t in the game 📦 Amazon Prime made the Coca Cola 600 feel like a big race again 🧱 Will we be back at the Indy 500 next year? Video: youtu.be/LFygUvJK5PU

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So five laps in and Amazon is streets ahead of Fox on NASCAR

25/5/2025, 10:33:23 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Uhh Fox fuck off with this AI shit

25/5/2025, 4:06:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view