Why Your Team Sucks starts Tuesday. Get your submissions in now, especially if you root for the nobody teams (Titans, etc). I imagine the rest, like mine, are certain to get their fair of your venom (Related: I am now officially fucking hyped for football)
The Bills WYTS is going as much of a letdown as another AFC Championship game against the Chiefs.
An owner who seems to give a shit, a potential generational talent at QB, a good coaching staff, no longer a racial slur, but our big fat pedophile presidents bs this weekend feels like a harbinger of bad things to come.
My team sucks because Donald Fucking Trump is trying to extort them into changing their name. The SOB wants to tear the fan base ( what remains after Snyder ) apart in order to distract from what’s really going on.
I didn't think putting a commanders sticker on my car a year ago would be some political statement
Wooo!
Decades of suffering (from mid 60s) No complaints the last decade as an Eagles fan.
Where should we send these submissions? I've lived in New Orleans (in the late 70s, when they sucked, sucked, sucked), Indianapolis (in the mid 80s, when they were Modelled out of Baltimore and sucked, sucked, sucked) and Detroit (from the early 90s and on ... you know).
“We signed Russell Wilson AND Jameis Winston. And drafted a QB named Jaxson. Who’s got it worse than us?” Print it. Ship it.
But Drew: the Titans are the backup team for all Seahawks fans now that they have Tyler Lockett, who should still be a Seahawk.
I cannot wait to Let Russ Cook in 2025
Cowboys, because until they can free themselves from the oppressive regime of one geriatric on the BOTOXical clock, they will continue to squander talent.
Are my Seahawks doomed to be the Betty Ford clinic of first round busts? Do I have to look forward to Jackson Dart making a respectable few seasons but absolutely no playoff presence? If Pete Carroll wins an SB with the Raiders before we win a second I will vomit blood.
My team (the Falcons) tried to sign a sexual predator to play quarterback because the owner knew him as a teenager, has repeatedly lied about it, committed collusion against Lamar Jackson and instead tried to convince the world Desmond Ridder was a starting quarterback in the NFL.
Remember when they had Steve McNair, Eddie George, Derrick Mason, Jevon Kearse, Keith Bulluck, and Samari Rolle on the same team 20 years ago? The only players I can name who’ve played for them since are Derrick Henry and Randy Moss for a few games 🤷🏻♂️
AJ Brown, who was traded for the immortal Treylon Burks.
Starting to remember why nobody remembers the Titans…
Nobody teams! Colts fan finally heard.
You know JJ is gonna be there on day one.
also fucking hyped... where do submissions go?!
We have a giant baby as a QB, he may have a brain worm
My suck ass team is still hanging their hat on the team they had in the mid eighties. meanwhile, people in their mid twenties have no institutional knowledge of our guys even being dominant in the division. Name my team Drew.
Bears