Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social)
I gotta say, I am not looking forward to Trump having a full state funeral for a sitting president. Blech.
Twitter's official Dorothy L. Sayers stan account, 2018-24, now on Bluesky. New Englander in Quebec. Eph '00/YDS '04. Mom, priest (the sweary kind), writer (ask me about my musical!), doula. Yes, my grandma shot a Nazi. She/her. INTJ/5w4.
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I gotta say, I am not looking forward to Trump having a full state funeral for a sitting president. Blech.
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't do either audiobooks or graphic novels but both definitely count as reading!
Qasim Rashid, Esq. (@qasimrashid.com) reposted
Your Labor Day reminder that if the minimum wage increased at the rate of inflation & productivity since 1960 it'd be $28 today—not $7.25. Meaning—billionaires & corps have stolen at least $21/hour from working Americans for 60 years. We don't suffer a lack of resources—but from an excess of greed.
post malone ergo propter malone (@proptermalone.bsky.social) reposted
see, that’s how you do it
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
I come from the US east coast and am also unaccustomed to beaches with "entrances"
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social)
This post is synesthetics-who-like-Shakespeare erasure, I am wildly offended and will go on a 58-tweet rant on the subject
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
Respect, sir!
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
Gotta throw out the bacon now
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
SERIOUSLY
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, she didn't know she was pregnant and didn't look pregnant, so she got zero prenatal care; undiagnosed IUGR seems like the most likely explanation ...
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
That is ... a remarkably human sounding noise??
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
The NYT story ended with baby in the NICU and expected to go home in some reasonable time frame without ongoing issues, yeah And mom is 37 and married, so seems fairly stable despite the lack of judgment that leads one to go to Burning Man in the first place, haha
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
IT WAS OBVIOUS IN 2015, I STILL DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY ANYONE EVER THOUGHT OTHERWISE 😭😭
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
Something tells me I'm probably going to have to write this one off as a bad job.
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
In the past this has sometimes meant that it was handed over to customs and would eventually emerge to be delivered by Canada Post, but this does not seem to have been the case this time The seller is being ... less than helpful
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social)
Ordered a laptop sleeve in early June, from an Etsy seller in Europe On July 7, after a remarkable peregrination around North America, it was marked "delivered" in ... Fremont, California
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
News flash: you don't have to reply to everything on Facebook either
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social)
Just looked up the birth story and holy shit Mom didn't know she was pregnant and baby was 3lb9oz at 36 weeks (??!!! - that is NOT a normal weight for that gestation) Born in an RV in a dust storm 120 miles from the nearest paved road Everyone seems to be doing fine, but yikes
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
No worries!
Dane 🔜 DragonCon Comic and Pop Artist Alley A11 (@monkeyminion.com) reposted
I love the smell of consequences in the morning. Thank you, @dragoncon.org
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
You totally got this!
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh nooooo!!
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
both of which, if I hear them now, instantly catapult me back to that time.
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
It was all very liminal and bizarre. For some reason the two songs I remember playing a lot (or rather, I played the albums and these were the ones that particularly earwormed me) were Gaelic Storm's "Piña Colada in a Pint Glass" and Steeleye Span's "Lark in the Morning,"
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
I remember making friends with a couple of random undergraduates, who at the time seemed to be on the other side of a vast generation gap and whose German was vastly better than mine (one had grown up bilingual). We went to the beach on the Bodensee. Josh managed to come and visit once.
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
where I spent the month of September taking a basic German class and scrambling madly to figure out how to do things like shop for and cook myself dinner. My then-husband had been in Regensburg, doing a much more advanced language class, since the beginning of August.
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social)
Twenty years ago today, I got off a plane in Zürich and somehow (I honestly have no memory of the actual process) got myself and my enormous suitcases to a dorm room at the Uni Konstanz,
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
Huge numbers of Arabs speak French BECAUSE THE FRENCH COLONIZED THEM
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
There really isn't one. Runway fashion is a high art form that has about as much relationship to what you buy at Uniqlo as the abstract paintings in a Manhattan gallery do to your wallpaper.
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social)
I actually ... kind of love this?
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
I literally said "masked and outdoors"??
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
Except among "Democratic" Senators five years later, apparently
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
That first sentence generalizes so easily to our current political moment ...
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
C. S. Lewis has some good stuff on the impossibility of always perfectly "realizing" our prayer.
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
One hundred percent.
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't bother trying. I just do it and let the repetition have its effect over time.
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
100%.
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
Anyone who was paying attention knew by the time of the BLM protests that being MASKED and OUTDOORS was basically safe. WTAF.
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
"I feed, clothe and house you. Now empty the dishwasher."
anokboomer.bsky.social (@anokboomer.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I really just want to see Tapper deal with seeing Biden in attendance at his funeral.
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
For sure. I think everyone in this conversation is focused on the hardcore <10% (probably <1%) who could go through all the programs and have all the social supports and would still choose to hurt others. You can drive that number way way down but you'll never get it to zero.
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
What JR said!
Sharon (@sharonk.bsky.social) reposted
being Canadian is funny because I look at both and am like "what on earth is happening in the rest of the Anglosphere"
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
Because we rebelled against you 250 years ago and haven't really updated our mental picture since
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
With the occasional Habs fan thrown in
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
Sorry, that's *atrial* fibrillation
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
Chronic Obstructive Pulmonary Disease Deep Vein Thrombosis Congestive Heart Failure Peripheral Artery Disease Arterial Fibrillation Pulmonary Embolism
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
And exile ... like ... where? The planet's kinda full!
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
Corporal punishment or execution??? Can't imagine any of the abolitionists I know advocating that ...
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social)
30 years ago? Chichi Gift Shop Cashier
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
Nope, I could never get into Pratchett.
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
GEOFFREY
Chaucer Doth Tweet (@levostregc.bsky.social) reposted
Two of my motheres systeres lyve yn Trastevere and make jokes and jestes all the tyme except when thei playe yn their pop punke bande. Thei are My Comical Rome aunts.
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
Leggy tween who still needs cuddles but doesn't want to admit it
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, but at least God is, you know, God! Paul is not!
Rev. Carson Hollis (@carsonhollis.bsky.social) reposted
As Their Beatitudes state in their joint statement, the clergy and nuns of both the Eastern and Western Churches will remain to offer care as Gaza City is pummeled into sand by Israel. Let us pray for safety. And let us be convicted by their prophetic witness. www.lpj.org/en/news/stat...
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
I knew him from early childhood in DioCT. One of the good ones.
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social)
Still asking who's doing the dishes 😂
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
Historical romance/time travel/ghosts - high tea in the garden Nonfiction - a big glass of ice water
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
Fantasy - dessert SF - cheese/charcuterie Chick lit/modern romance - brunch Historical fiction - roast dinner Writers from other cultures - ethnic food Realistic contemporary - sandwiches/salad Literary fiction - vegan food Thrillers - alcohol/caffeine MG/YA - snacks
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social)
I came up with my Taxonomy of Genre Based on Food 5 years ago on FB
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social)
Philemon cracks me up harder every time I read it. Exquisite passive-aggressiveness in the service of the Gospel. I WOULDN'T DREAM OF TELLING YOU WHAT TO DO ... (tells Philemon exactly what to do) I WON'T EVEN MENTION (thing Paul immediately proceeds to mention)
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
And cishet women should be able to understand this, because we can get pregnant, and our bodily autonomy is CONSTANTLY being treated like some kind of fringe issue that we should be happy to have bargained away, and not like the absolutely fundamental kitchen table THAT IT IS
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
If it's the journal for everyone, clearly that includes cats!
Surprised Eel Historian, PhD (@greenleejw.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Opicinus was a 14th C. papal scribe who (likely) had a stroke and woke up 2 weeks later with a new sense of spiritual understanding of the world. He drew a series of maps to explain his vision, and they're amazing. Here's one:
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you for doing this essential work!
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social)
What I found when I walked down to the riverfront this evening (this guy is a neighbourhood fixture, I've seen him tooling about on his bedazzled bike at least half a dozen times)
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
China is also much much more densely populated than the US.
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
Also a waste of perfectly good sandwiches
Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ (@snarkysillysad.bsky.social) reposted
Nothing is more comfortable than Mom: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmil...
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social)
In my head it is absolutely the other way round
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
Which starts to sound an awful lot like courts and prison. Or at the very least outlawry, but outlawry is a challenge in a world of 8 billion.
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
Even if you decide *punishment* is by its very nature illegitimate (which is an argument I'm actually quite open to) you need some mechanism for enforcing *consequences* and *restitution*, up to and including refusing ongoing access to victims if the behaviour continues.
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
And, like, even if it's all generational trauma ... by definition, you can't eliminate generational trauma overnight!
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
Even anarchists need some way to enforce the decisions of the collective on misbehaving members!
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah. Not all such behaviour comes from trauma that can be avoided with better social supports. Some of it is simply inherent to human nature. It shocks me particularly coming from theologically literate Christians, whom you would think would have an understanding of the dynamics of sin!
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
Fucking hell.
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
Seriously. Also, if you don't have *some* form of prison, what do you do with people who simply refuse to govern their own behaviour to avoid hurting others. Those people will still exist in a socialist utopia.
Collins Watch (@collinswatch.bsky.social) reposted
Hannah Pingree takes to Bluesky to call on her mom @pingree.house.gov to impeach RFK Jr? #MEpolitics
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social)
Baby!!
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social)
Watership Down with owls when
Lupita Nihongo (@otsumamiboy.bsky.social) reposted
If you say 'heteronormative' or 'unhoused person' or 'food insecurity' you're basically talking gibberish and nobody can understand you but if you say you can see inflammation in children at the airport and that vaccines lower IQ or that germs are a myth you get to fire all the scientists.
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
I was so goddamn excited to vote for Whitmer in the 2028 primary until she pulled a 180 for no fucking reason at all
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
The Women's & Gender Studies majors I knew in 1998 would be very surprised to hear this
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
Also who the fuck wants their bread to be fluffy and absorbent, then it gets soggy and gross and falls apart
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
Gotta say, while this person is obviously a horrible human being she certainly can write an arresting sentence, unlike most of them
Joanne Hall (@hierath77.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
This reminds me of my father in law, who threw an enormous wobble in Tesco because all the cheese was "foriegn" and it was replacing traditional british cheeses and thats why he was voting for Brexit. He was standing in the "International Cheeses" aisle.
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social)
It's axiomatic for preachers that the day you preach a sermon that you find embarrassingly bad and whose prep was like pulling teeth, is the day someone tells you with tears in their eyes that it was the most meaningful thing they ever heard.
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
Ugh I want to chuckle at this but the terrible grammar is like nails on a chalkboard
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social)
OK hear me out. A Lord of the Rings remake but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
The rating goes up one point for every sneaky GAUDY NIGHT reference, obviously
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
Hello am vicar
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social)
11/10 would read
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean, when you have the shitloads of money that she has it is very very easy to insulate yourself from the consequences of your actions
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
Intrepid says hey
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
While simultaneously rolling around in your pile of cash like Scrooge McDuck. I know how it goes.
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
Congratulations on attaining a standard of living afforded by a shoestore clerk in 1951
Grace Pritchard Burson (@gaudynight78.bsky.social) reply parent
😍😭🌈