An all-timer.
An all-timer.
I should probably rethink my Pollen Trolly idea…
I miss the old brand #CDC
If you ever find out, please let the rest of us know.
Womp Womp
It's a long way to the shot if HHS has no soul.
Quick, someone shoot an episode of Twilight Zone there before it sells.
"We had a choice..." as though they were being held at gunpoint, being forced desecrate the original.
WTF, just being yourself is now an ideology?
Given his propensity for Extreme Tanning he'd probably welcome it.
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My 5-year-old didn't like having to shovel manure at the border, so she bailed on the National Guard.
Best case it's like the image of the photographer in the Omen.
I remember spending all day at Radio Shack writing store demos on the 'Trash 80' in BASIC, and I wasn't even an employee.
Site that lets you laugh at bad haircuts? ShornFlub.
A great forgotten Bob Seger song.
“Every damn day, I hear ‘couch fucker’ from every corner! I’m fed up!”
Agree, and that's even if he's using his armored golf cart.
Ruining alliteration one concentration camp at a time.
I’d guess these incels are well accustomed to accidental discharges.
I went on statins so I could pay for ground beef.
Grateful for Filmspotting, even more so now that it’s a venue where Michael can still be heard.
And will they do it For Free?
This is the dude who hand-waved away Elon's Nazi salute?
one guy even tried to give us a sandwich
Nicatine
He's just accidentally named his next development project.
Poisson
Trump knows from fudging numbers.
It's going to be one of those Mission Impossible mask tricks.
This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
Juvenille Crime? Is AI writing the Fox chyrons now? That or they hired Big Balls to spruce up their screeds.
Good.
Seen here sitting in the infamous cuck chair.
Hmmm, who else is "not afraid of law enforcement because nothing ever happens to them...". It's on the tip of my tongue.
Vile people.
*stares in Monty Python*
Finally a situation where talking out one’s ass is the superior option.
Staging a seance would be a better idea than whatever this is.
David Byrne came to my band’s show at a gay bar in Bed-Stuy and sang This Must Be The Place with us and I still haven’t processed it
Been thinking a lot about how Superman calls his pal "Gary" when Gary asks him to. No interrogations, no deliberation, if his friend decides he would like to be referred to by a different name then he's down with that. It's literally the least he can do & it's a superpower we share with him. Decency
"This is a stick-up! Oh crap, just a sec I'm outta ammo - you got change?"
“We aren’t sure why she has been overlooked all this time,” a North Carolina animal shelter wrote.
Based on the signature, it’s for the pubic good, I suppose.
Yep. The only business that’s actually safe from these kidnappings is Mar a Lago.
I think he heard the question as, "Did you ever wear briefs around Epstein?"
As with Trump's ear bandage, get ready to see Pam with a prominent hunk of gauze on her face.
The other day I drew a subway-style map for The Hobbit, and it was very well received. Some of you asked if I could do one for LoTR, so I have! Forgive the eel watermark; I'm working on making these something you can buy, if you like.
The unitary executive can set the curriculum at Harvard, order the owners to change the names of professional sports teams, throw his enemies in prison, close a Cabinet-level Department, but he is powerless to ask the sycophants he put in place in the FBI and DOJ to release the Epstein files.
Be a shame if he were hounded everywhere he goes.
Good morning! I'm in Uganda to visit family and friends. But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month. See you soon, NYC.
Putting out this kind of crap and they're still going to pull your funding.
Fox handing out crucifix necklaces to everyone right before they go on air.
I'll be walking the perimeter until the next season comes out.
Armed with paper towels, I'm sure.
The best Stumpy.
A GROKWORK ORANGE
You have to admit, these gotcha questions are tiring.
All cabinet members must undergo mandatory face-blasting sessions.
“And what are the man, woman, person, camera, and TV going to be?”
Her courage is much appreciated.
Absolutely incredible turnout for Budapest Pride! So proud of all the organizers, including some old friends, who estimate hundreds of thousands— major embarrassment to Orban
Back in my day, Doltcous was a heinous insult.
They removed it from the ballot before we even got here!
We’re going to have to redefine the word ‘secure’ in the wake of its new meaning with respect to cease fires and trade deals.
"Everything is bon!"
To be fair, that was waaaay back in March.
“Rather than act in a swift, decisive manner, Trump brilliantly does nothing, allowing for a myriad of impotent opportunities.”
If it had been called TWO WEEKS LATER it would never actually open.
The OvertOnion window.
Every time I see this guy I can't help but think I've mistakenly turned to the QVC channel.
Commodore Decker. This one permanently occupies part of my memory banks.
Well, he's great at flouting the law.
"But now that Trump's here, nothing has changed."
Mad Libs for bigots.
All timer.
He’s on a mission from Grok.
Can there be none?
Yeah, the ‘novelty’ will wear off soon enough. Still…
datum, you say…
Sometimes you gotta hand it to yourself.
Dennis Weaver doing his best to look scared as shit when he glances at the rear view mirror.
A slight warmth? Relative to the temperature of outer space I guess, sure.
Didn't think I could be any more pissed at Lutnick, and then he goes and makes Kennedy look like the good guy.
She and Tapper would make a good pair on the book tour circuit.
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What happened to, "Get over it..."
This no-kill animal shelter is in desperate need of kitten food, kitten milk replacement, and other supplies. If you post a screenshot in my replies showing that you donated at least $10 (even as a Chewy gift card), I'll answer a style-related question for you. Donation info in their thread.
Both he and Trump are angling for the “Your Highness” moniker.
Can we apply the same ‘unelected’ test to power-hungry billionaires?
Can’t wait for the limited-run Lutnick model.
And if there were any doubt about his seriousness, that smirking face removes it.
Neighbor at 1620 Pennsylvania Ave not feeling so bad about their '67 GTO now.
I think you meant assteroid?
“Norm!”
"Hold tight, we'll get these sideburns tightened up nice and pretty."
Sounds like an opportunity for her to leave Earth and go convene with V'ger.
Tonight on CNN: The Supreme Court has ruled that when Trump fires independent agency members in violation of the law, courts can’t return them to their jobs by injunction. With all their newfound free time, why don’t the agency members pick up Jake Tapper’s new book?
Fraudian slip.
The least sanitary mosh pit I’ve ever seen.