Sometimes it's bad to have hate in your heart but tonight it's extremely fun and sexy
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Sometimes it's bad to have hate in your heart but tonight it's extremely fun and sexy
this is what happens to your phone’s autocorrect when you talk about dnd too much
oh no. BARS not bards, cops aren’t violently pro backing bands.
And the cop who coerced the confession still stands behind it! "A coerced confession isn't necessarily a false confession". They don't actually care about solving a crime, simply about putting someone behind bards.
When Michelle Obama wanted to make school lunches healthier, the right screamed about “freedom”. When RFK Jr says poor people shouldn’t be allowed to spend tax dollars on soda, they cheer. It was never about health. It’s about control, punishment and discrimination.
sometimes you intend to come home and type up notes for dnd but you get distracted into a conversation breaking down the lyrics to Taylor Swift's hoax and that's okay too!!
Another day, etc
Cannot emphasize this enough. On the whole, police don’t solve crimes for shit, and they don’t prevent crimes for shit. They are actively bad at both. The average Law & Order fan would be stunned to tears after following around real cops for a day.
Disability justice asks: What if care wasn’t conditional? What if rest wasn’t earned? What if worth didn’t hinge on how useful you are to someone else?
as your bluesky therapist i’m prescribing you an endless supply of coffee, a week by the sea and a miniature pet dragon.
100%, I wrote about this here: www.usermag.co/p/right-wing...
put me in coach
I had never read this before, and my goodness, is it devastating.
#CriticalRoleSpoilers My heart melted watching cooldown Look at these people. Look at what you pulled together.
I keep thinking about how Nick Marini said he imagined the Dawnfather as one of the most hands on of gods, and because of that one of the most resistant to the Divine Gate. And how now he finally gets to be back among his children 😭 #CriticalRoleSpoilers
Sobbing, weeping as I finish up near 5am: “I can work with that” #CriticalRoleSpoilers
Took a break at the break to get some food, coming back and instantly in tears over Vax #CriticalRoleSpoilers
All three parties coming together to pull one of their own back from the brink once again is so beautiful #CriticalRoleSpoilers
What will it mean for the gods to be consecuted with a beacon that is tied to a body infused with the primordials power?? #CriticalRoleSpoilers
My jaw is dropped at Taliesin sacrificing himself (maybe????) #CriticalRoleSpoilers
I think, despite all odds, Bells Hells just saved the pantheon of Exandria via a Laura Bailey Natural 20 😭😭😭😭 #CriticalRoleSpoilers
Yes!! The scariest! I’m excited to one day learn how exactly Matt has factored it in to the Exandrian cosmology
“I always sought a family, and I sought it in your hells. But I found it in another Hells” SAM 😭 #CriticalRoleSpoilers
WHAT IS the Chained Oblivion?? Every god is afraid of it being freed. Maybe a question for campaign 4…? #CriticalRoleSpoilers
Oh we’re starting with the Nein!!! #CriticalRoleSpoilers
The finale is split into two parts on Beacon! #CriticalRoleSpoilers
At the end of the Tale Gate, Dani makes sure to note the “Exandria Wrap Up” does NOT mean the end of Exandria, which I deeply appreciate #CriticalRoleSpoilers
Perhaps it is apropos then that today, as we head into the C3 finale, I am experiencing a big pain flare. Luckily I have 8+ hours of my favorite distraction to enjoy. I am so grateful for this show 💕
I started watching Critical Role when my health took a massive turn for the worse and I was laid up in pain for 2 months straight. I powered through all of C1 in that time. I fell in love with the world, the characters, and the cast that kept me company at a time I felt very alone.
It's alarming, and we must choose each other now. Take mental and emotional health breaks as you need to. Pick just a few things you care deeply about and give those your attention. They want you to feel this way, like whatever you do, it won’t matter. Do not give them this power.
I love a dreary cold gloomy day in L.A. it’s such a nice change of pace
When we left Vox Machina the cast clearly wanted to keep playing out their one night, and Matt said he didn’t see the campaign ending without returning to them in some way, and I (selfishly) hope they wouldn’t cram everything into one episode… …so I’m saying two? Maybe? #CriticalRoleSpoilers
“In 150 characters or less” by @nikitagill.bsky.social
Disgusted. Tired. Angry. But tomorrow needs us. It needs you. I see you and I love you. And together we will continue to fight for our community, and tell our stories, and uplift each other. There is no other way but forward.
when you play dnd with other true crime fans, you end up with a lot of "should we just do this exactly like the Gardner Museum heist?" and "we send a cryptic letter to the paper claiming responsibility, but we don't lick the stamp" and "my owl uses its flyby ability, like in The Staircase"
What you put into a table is what you get out of it.
Any AI: Let me help you wi--- Any AI at all: Let m--- Me: I WOULD RATHER DRINK BLEACH, THANK YOU
I can't stop thinking about these people risking their lives to save this city and the people in it who voted just a few months ago to keep them working in these unimaginable conditions
Buy the DVDs of TV shows and movies that you love and want to watch a second or third or fourth etc etc times.
Oh 10000%
Bad Blood is an excellent read. Her brand of scammer is rampant in Silicon Valley, but what they’re bluffing about is different. If an app doesn’t actually work that’s inconvenient, when a blood test doesn’t work the patient could be misdiagnosed and mistreated
My 14th level wizard has a clone cooking (for her fiancé), there’s no way thousand year old archmage Ludinus Da’Leth doesn’t have some sort of contingency body out there #CriticalRoleSpoilers
Doctor: How many times per day do you feel pain? Me: The normal amount Doctor: None? Me: Way more than the normal amount.
I can't overstate how magical life becomes when you approach friendship in a meaningful, intentional way. When you decide you actually do owe things to each other. When romance is not a prerequisite for depth.
I heard there was some secret lore Your GM made at your campaign's core, But you don't really care for background, do ya?
RDR2 was one of the first big games I played when I started getting into video games as an adult. I didn’t realize you could fast travel for an EMBARRASSINGLY long time. I was riding my horse all over that giant map. But honestly it added to the experience!
"So while our art cannot, as we wish it could, save us from wars, privation, envy, greed, old age, or death, it can revitalize us amidst it all." - Ray Bradbury
The Justin Baldoni story is so disgusting, but it's also a necessary read for ANYONE who uses social media. It's very important for more people (journalists included) to start recognizing when the online ecosystems they're part of are being manipulated, in this case by an entire invisible industry.
A+ content from my favorite Dragonlance expert
real talk, part of the reason I think actual plays like CR are so popular is they a) have a near weekly schedule with b) long "seasons" and c) plenty of time for character development and 'filler' that people miss seeing in their stories
and beyond this selfish reason, it seems terrible for media preservation for audiobooks to only exist on ephemeral hosting sites
My dad commutes a lot & basically only knows how to use his smartphone to make calls & play solitaire, so I'd buy him books on cd to play in his car. As he's gotten older it was one of his favorite ways to read, but all the books I wanted to get him this xmas are only available as digital downloads
it is increasingly impossible to find audiobooks on cd, which is really a bummer
some people think eating soup alone in your car is sad, but: 1. eating soup 2. you’re alone
I do feel like ppl abandoned the traditional puffy Cheeto for only the crunchy variety but I have to say: Puffy is superior to me, still. You do you, of course, but puffy are just more fun.
The Holdovers perfectly captures the melancholy sweetness I want in my holiday movies
me, requesting pasta with a white wine reduction sauce at 10:50pm
For journalists at NY Mag intentionally mislead the public to think that chronically ill ppl are leading RFK's movement, a movement that has caused disabled ppl immense harm, pain & suffering, is so irresponsible. It's also just not factually accurate and does further harm to chronically ill ppl
Theory 1, he has accepted that there is no way for him to succeed without sacrificing himself in the process. It is enough for him to know he has won and his plan has come to fruition. Theory 2, yes he knows he will die…but then he plans to ‘ascend’ beyond a mortal life. Whatever that may mean.
If you ever want to pick up 15 new hobbies, start with Dungeons & Dragons because it can compel you to pick up drawing, writing, sewing, 3d modeling, miniature painting, book binding, cosplay, the lute... the list goes on, I'm so tired.
DnD Hot Take: If you tell me to bring back-up characters to your session because you run high-stakes DnD and characters will die, the stakes are actually quite low. High stakes means I care deeply about my character’s story and will be devastated if they lose a finger.
agreed, I spend at least 4 hours a day deciding if I want characters to kiss
you gotta EARN that pasta
Excellent roleplaying advice
Just watched Frieren for the first time– what a little gem of a show. Perfect watch for cozy weather.
young, insecure, obstinate, loyal, & brilliant
I can't help but think of all the times citizens have reported threats, online stalking, etc etc to the police only to be told there's nothing that can be done until something happens. This is the remix of the same song I've been singing, but I'm tired of watching the government play in our faces.
LMAO 'if you're so disabled how come you could commit a politically motivated assassination' is a new one
and bought merch!
She feels like their society could be EVEN BETTER if they incorporated magic into it
Nothing makes me feel like I’ve conquered adhd quite like completing my session prep at 6:40am on the day of a game
The Bob Dylan movie is a distraction from what Bob Heads really want - a full movie adaptation of Lily, Rosemary, and the Jack of Hearts
I hope the masked ceo-killer becomes the DB Cooper of our time
on “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless christmas classic and also to figure out what every button on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded at one of those things
what are you even doing with your wizard if not committing mild necromancy behind your party's back