Gen. JC Christian (@genjcchristian.bsky.social)
This is cops spiking water barrels with a very tiny amount of heroin in order to get a headline grabbing bust.
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This is cops spiking water barrels with a very tiny amount of heroin in order to get a headline grabbing bust.
Gen. JC Christian (@genjcchristian.bsky.social)
I'm irritated that my SIL's OCD prompts him to put our garbage can in a certain place inches from where I like it. Then I realize I'm irritated because of my own OCD, and, Christ, the guy is bringing my garbage can in from the street and is always helping out. I'm a bad FIL.
Gen. JC Christian (@genjcchristian.bsky.social) reply parent
Made me look it up and yrs he is....
Gen. JC Christian (@genjcchristian.bsky.social)
"Gender critical activist," @CNN? Is Nick Fuentes a race critical activist?
Social Media Lab (@socialmedialab.ca) reposted
RCMP officers have arrested Romana Didulo, the self-declared ‘Queen of Canada’ and fringe QAnon figure. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
Eric Umansky (@ericumansky.bsky.social) reposted
You know that boat the administration blew up? A former law enforcement official told the NYT the boat seemed to be carrying not drugs but *’migrants * www.nytimes.com/2025/09/03/u...
Lilly ⭐️ (@mothcub.bsky.social) reposted
Iconic moment at the Downton Abbey premiere
Lindsay Beyerstein (@beyerstein.bsky.social) reposted
Whatever atrocities they perfect abroad, they eventually bring home.
Gen. JC Christian (@genjcchristian.bsky.social) reply parent
God save the Queen
Gen. JC Christian (@genjcchristian.bsky.social) reply parent
www.nbcboston.com/news/local/n...
Gen. JC Christian (@genjcchristian.bsky.social) reply parent
My offer to trade Washington for Alberta is still out there.
Gen. JC Christian (@genjcchristian.bsky.social)
It looks like the Trump admin wants to help Cuomo.
Lindsay Beyerstein (@beyerstein.bsky.social) reposted
We need a Son of Sam law for Supreme Court Justices so they can't profit off their atrocities.
LindaFly (@lindafly.bsky.social) reposted
I was shocked at prices at the grocery store yesterday. I was becoming more angry by the minute! Here's the thing, we don't have food inspections or quality control either so we're paying those exorbitant prices for what? Deregulation! Meat packing plants inspect their own meat now! FFS!
Steven Beschloss (@stevenbeschloss.bsky.social) reposted
Why didn’t some of the Epstein survivors speak out earlier? “I thought someone was going to kill me,” one explained. As another asked, “Why did the government work so hard to protect Jeffrey Epstein and not victims like me?”
Gen. JC Christian (@genjcchristian.bsky.social)
Hail Pacifica
Lindsay Beyerstein (@beyerstein.bsky.social) reposted
Now Trump is straight-up murdering people to distract from the Epstein Files. But they’re foreigners and they were allegedly on a boat carrying drugs, so it won’t be reported that way:
Gen. JC Christian (@genjcchristian.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm from a devout family. For decades, I was the only apostate. In the last couple of years, 3 of my siblings have left the church in part because of the podcasts. 2 remain. One is married to a leader an actual Nazi group. He also serves in the bishopric.
Gen. JC Christian (@genjcchristian.bsky.social) reply parent
Past the paywall archive.is/gBpra
Aprilcots (@aprilcots.bsky.social) reposted
“The church has pressured a number of prominent influencers in recent years to stop producing content critical of the church, stripping some of their membership and prompting others to resign before they could be excommunicated.” This article is 🔥. Church headquarters must be furious.
Gen. JC Christian (@genjcchristian.bsky.social)
I like to think President Trump is with Tupac feeding Elvis mush.
The Beaverton (@thebeaverton.com) reposted
White House reminds press pool that lots of presidents smell like they’ve been decomposing for 5 days
Adam Isacson (@adamisacson.com) reposted
Lethal force against a civilian vessel in international waters is a war crime if not in self-defense. If not in self-defense, only non-lethal actions, such as warning shots or disabling fire, are allowed. "Not yielding to pursuers" or "suspected of carrying drugs" doesn't carry a death sentence.
BeijingPalmer (@beijingpalmer.bsky.social) reposted
with a little work we can convince Nate Silver that "touchgrass" is a social media site where every one is making fun of him
Gen. JC Christian (@genjcchristian.bsky.social)
Those Neanderthal genes...
David Simon (@audacityofdespair.bsky.social) reposted
So the U.S. military just blew up 11 people on the open sea in an extrajudicial massacre, saying they were dangerous drug traffickers but offering no court prior evidence to claim such. And other military units are patrolling U.S. cities with guns and no training in criminal procedure. Cool, cool.
Dave von Ebers (@dave-von-ebers.bsky.social) reposted
The National Guard will have to take 90/94 from Naval Station Great Lakes towards the Loop so they should arrive just in time for the 2028 general election.
Niko Stratis (@nikostratis.com) reposted
Red Green show is one of the greatest things Canada has ever produced, and Graham Greene was a delight every time he appeared
Gen. JC Christian (@genjcchristian.bsky.social)
Donald Trump is still pining for the fjords
ballerinaX (@ballerinax.bsky.social) reposted
Kashana (@kashana.bsky.social) reposted
Laughing at what being engaged to Cory Booker must be like. Just an endless series of focus tested dinners.
muscular baby jeb lund (@mobute.bsky.social) reposted
you'd think the governor of illinois basically going "we're being invaded by an authoritarian" would be something you'd see real easy on the front page of most everything an hour later
Gen. JC Christian (@genjcchristian.bsky.social)
"Criminals like Stringer Bell and Snot Boogie are running Baltimore. I've seen the surveillance video."
Lux ”Queen of the Bisexuals” Alptraum (@luxalptraum.com) reposted
I hope when Kevin Costner dies his obituary identifies him as “American Actor Who Portrayed White Characters”
Gen. JC Christian (@genjcchristian.bsky.social)
Hoping to see Swan Lake playing on all the TV channels soon
CJ NOW+ (@charles.littlegreenfootballs.com) reposted
Calling Chuck Schumer - this is your wakeup call.
Gen. JC Christian (@genjcchristian.bsky.social) reply parent
That's why it's Hell
Gen. JC Christian (@genjcchristian.bsky.social)
Hoping Hell will have a new septic tank cleaning guy soon.
David Dayen (@ddayen.bsky.social) reposted
Jerry Nadler ends his remarkable career, conceding that his brand of politics on the Middle East is over. “I don’t know what to say at this point,” he said. “I can’t defend what Israel is doing.” www.nytimes.com/2025/09/01/n...
The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) reposted
CARTOON OF THE DAY (From @andertoon.bsky.social )
Gen. JC Christian (@genjcchristian.bsky.social)
White House releases photo of President Trump at Bedminster, today.
Helen Kennedy (@helenkennedy.bsky.social) reposted
The police version of the crash, as relayed by a local Manchester reporter, is unsurprisingly quite different from what Giuliani's spokesman says. The whole thing is even more murky now, however. manchester.inklink.news/rudy-giulian...
Mrs. Betty Bowers (@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social) reposted
"Rudy Giuliani nursed an injured crow back to life with warm milk, then drove to a place not a liquor store, and then got in a car accident. After this, an unscrupulous stranger littered the backseat of his car with scores of emptied airline-size bottles of Gilbert’s vodka. Two may have been gin."
Roger ZenAF (@rogerzenaf.bsky.social) reposted
It took cops three hours to finally go into the Pulse nightclub the night of the shooting. If you wander near a crosswalk in Florida with a piece of chalk right now you'll have four cops on you in under five seconds.🤷♂️
Gen. JC Christian (@genjcchristian.bsky.social)
Trump finally appears in public after 5 days. Hiding out to masturbate for days on end is unhealthy. His family needs to intervene.
LA Legault Sept.20th (@lalegault.bsky.social) reposted
Why would we want an ex-McKinsey American 🇺🇸 who helped fix bread prices in Canada, advising Canadians on how to shape public policy? canada2020.ca/events/shapi...
Gen. JC Christian (@genjcchristian.bsky.social) reply parent
A redneck from Tennesse moved into our small Utah town, bragged that he was Buford Pusser's nephew, and asked everyone to sell him pot. Everyone hated him. He was a narc. And Joe Don Baker was a shit actor.
Gen. JC Christian (@genjcchristian.bsky.social)
Of course.
Gen. JC Christian (@genjcchristian.bsky.social) reply parent
Individuals would go to prison.
Gen. JC Christian (@genjcchristian.bsky.social) reply parent
No more "every member a missionary"
Gen. JC Christian (@genjcchristian.bsky.social)
So how do the states withold US income tax payments from the feds?
Gen. JC Christian (@genjcchristian.bsky.social)
Brother Dusk, Donald I, will now begin working on the Mural of Souls, as Brother Day, Donald II, ascends.
Bolo Boffin (@boloboffin.bsky.social) reposted
Who can spot you coming, chase you down the aisle Make you buy bananas so they'll leave you 'lone a while The banana cart The banana cart can
Ed (@notdred.bsky.social) reposted
Need people to understand that literally the only lever here is public opinion
Vaquera Elisa (@boxelderdust.bsky.social) reposted
RFKJ if you can hear me now is your time, you can save your president by flavorblasting him with beef enemas while your hands are covered in mustard and bird shit, waste not a moment
Schooley (@schooley.bsky.social) reposted
I will recklessly speculate the Scorsese length cabinet celebration of life was consistent with a bunch of people knowing the object of their obsequiousness is about to have a big scary surgery.
Gen. JC Christian (@genjcchristian.bsky.social) reply parent
I think it's the smell.
Gen. JC Christian (@genjcchristian.bsky.social)
I think Trump is merely pininig for the fjords
Nash (@radiodeadair.com) reposted
It's going to be the weirdest thing watching every news network trying to sell "a nation in mourning" while Kool & the Gang's "Celebration" becomes the new national anthem.
Schooley (@schooley.bsky.social) reposted
Please keep telling the world's most insecure man that his new Pence is plotting. We need that fun.
bmaz (@bmaz.bsky.social) reposted
Chuck Schumer will go down as one of the biggest pieces of worthless shit in US Senate history. In a historical body known for that. The Political Awakening of the Oyster Farmer Taking on Susan Collins newrepublic.com/article/1996... via @newrepublic.com
Gen. JC Christian (@genjcchristian.bsky.social)
Call them out, then. Who are they? The people I'm seeing are rightfully criticizing Dems. It's a shit show.
Gen. JC Christian (@genjcchristian.bsky.social)
Fucker
Gen. JC Christian (@genjcchristian.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm guessing he refers to the three Nephites as "those kids"
ballerinaX (@ballerinax.bsky.social) reposted
Riverton Police first department in Utah to partner with I.C.E. www.abc4.com/news/wasatch...
Gen. JC Christian (@genjcchristian.bsky.social)
I know people are saying he hasn't been seen for a couple of days and are hoping it's the end, but I like to think that the rot will spead from his hand until each limb dies and falls off in turn for a couple of months. It could be a true Christmas miracle.
Daily Trix (@dailytrix.bsky.social) reposted
The Washington Post (@washingtonpost.com) reposted
Years after a Tesla driver using Autopilot plowed into a young Florida couple in 2019, crucial data detailing how the fatal wreck unfolded was missing. Tesla claimed it didn’t have it — until a hacker made the critical discovery.
Gen. JC Christian (@genjcchristian.bsky.social) reply parent
Fucker
Heather Cox Richardson (TDPR) (@hcrichardson.bsky.social) reposted
The Florida government has signed contracts with at least $245 million of taxpayers' money for this this short-lived un-American photo-op cruelty.
Gen. JC Christian (@genjcchristian.bsky.social)
Over the years, Yglesias has proposed that Dems give up gun regulation, abortion rights, and is now urging them to give up mail voting. Maybe it should be called the Yglesias Window.
The Needling (@theneedling.com) reposted
The largest wildfire burning in the state of Washington is still alive today thanks to brave federal U.S. Border Patrol and ICE agents who arrested firefighters caught in the act of attempting to kill it.
Mark Joseph Stern (@mjsdc.bsky.social) reposted
🚨ICE agents are racially profiling and arresting Hispanic drivers in the DC area today, targeting work vehicles like trucks and vans. A friend who was targeted sent me video today. Here’s a picture that shows one of two agents before he pulled on his mask. Unmarked black Ford truck, plate: NTV9211.
Gen. JC Christian (@genjcchristian.bsky.social)
I think we can all agree that we have way too much mitochondria, also plasma membranes. We eat way to many. It's why we all suffer from anal warts.
Gen. JC Christian (@genjcchristian.bsky.social)
The glass armonica is featured in this great cover of Neil Young's "After the Gold Rush" by Linda Rondstadt, Emmylou Harris and Dolly Parton youtu.be/o2XcBL6kWn8?...
Nshrubs (@nshrubs.bsky.social) reposted
The WA GOP is just fine with this, BTW. #waleg
Lindsay Beyerstein (@beyerstein.bsky.social) reposted
This is the most bone-headed confusion of correlation and causation since the idea that vaccines cause autism. Maladjusted people are often on psych meds. That doesn't mean the psych meds cause their maladjusted behavior.
Gen. JC Christian (@genjcchristian.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah. Same thing. I worked at the sugar factory when I was a senior in high school. Most dangerous job I ever had.
Gen. JC Christian (@genjcchristian.bsky.social) reply parent
It's good to be FROM that place. Enjoying your posts.
Lindsay Beyerstein (@beyerstein.bsky.social) reposted
Mark my words, if Trump's spying on Denmark, he's spying on Canada. Carney needs to break this wide open.
Gen. JC Christian (@genjcchristian.bsky.social) reply parent
Box Elder County? I'm from Tremonton originally.
Oliver Willis (@owillis.bsky.social) reposted
part of the reason i beat up so hard on democratic weakness is we need people who are tough on the monsters that continue to allow childrens brains to be splattered on the walls by gunshots. i dont want to make nice with these people. they're not "good friends" and "colleagues" on the other side.
Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) (@iwriteok.bsky.social) reposted
it's wild that The Fifth Element made one of the most accurate predictions of all 1990s sci-fi, anticipating the rise of the streamers and influencers as major celebrities.
Schooley (@schooley.bsky.social) reposted
Convinced that the giant Trump face banners are being hung around Washington just to bait someone into vandalism that would be used to justify continued occupation.
Gen. JC Christian (@genjcchristian.bsky.social) reply parent
And Chicom soldiers siezed oir precious Wal-Mart tunnels!
✨ A Goddess has NO KING ✨ (@the-goddess-speaks.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I don’t think he actually dated Ann Coulter! But he did in fact appear on Pod Save America.
Gen. JC Christian (@genjcchristian.bsky.social) reply parent
Cracker cuisine
Gen. JC Christian (@genjcchristian.bsky.social)
A thousand men patrol today Grabbing trash along the way Traveled from the confederacy For the man who's stained with pee
Michelle Strowhiro (@strowhiro.bsky.social) reposted
Very happy for them but why am I first hearing about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce's engagement from my husband via Adam Schefter
Gen. JC Christian (@genjcchristian.bsky.social) reply parent
It's a moral imperative.
Rodger Sherman (@rodger.bsky.social) reposted
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it