Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
Here's the deal ... we won't burn the flag if you stop burning the Constitution.
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Here's the deal ... we won't burn the flag if you stop burning the Constitution.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
Run away, Snowflake. βοΈ
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
Not everyone ... just the ones who promote hatred, ethnic cleansing, genocide, concentration camps, totatlitarian dictatorship and toxic nationalism. Those are pretty much text-book NAZIS.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
Cry harder, princess. π
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
... why won't Trump?
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump is a criminal and a just a poor excuse for a president ... he's just not up to the job and still thinks like a mob boss. The day (soon, I hope) he dies will be a great day for America. The sooner he's gone, the sooner America can start to heal.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
Pity about the 'attempted' part, but otherwise, there should be more of them ... ICE are Trump's gestapo and are the real criminals. I won't shed a tear for any ICE monsters meeting their fates.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
I hate child abusers, narcissists, grifters, cheats and bigots - I make no apologies for that. The President of the United States of America, a convicted felon is all of the above & he's NEVER going to release the EPSTEIN FILES because they prove it. I'm OK with hating him & hope that he dies soon.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
You'll excuse me if I don't give anything Ghislaine Maxwell says, (in exchange for moving from High-Sec to a room at a country club), credibility. I'm not sure if grifting, convicted pedo*hiles are all that honest.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
They actually look alike. π
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
I could get an 'FBI Badge' from Amazon ... strangers demanding entry and compliance have NO authority without a signed warrant. You need to open the door with a shotgun in hand, screaming 'GIT OFFA MAH PROPERTAHHH!'. I'm sure there's some sort of amendment for that somewhere.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
Google will tell you everything except what you actually wanted to know.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
I bet the military will march properly when THAT happens ... unfortunately, DJ Vance will be just as bad.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
So proud of his stick ... he's going to be SO disappointed when he tries to take it inside.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
Kinda ... it was a Marx Brothers routine that Harpo did on the Lucille Ball Show.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, if you're going to name your doggie 'Narcissus', these things will keep happening.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, it's all fun and games until you're reincarnated as a small bird.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
It would be to not post slutty pics on the internet ... shit like that will follow you forever.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
As men, we need to make it clear that we have women's backs. Those misogynist red-pill incel losers need to see that they are NOT the majority. Men keeping quiet about women's rights implies that we're OK with bigotry when so many of us are NOT. Now is the time for everyone to stand up & be counted.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
They're not even pretending any more ... no reason to.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
When the only international leader who will endorse you is a despot, there's a good chance that YOU are a despot. ... just not a very good one.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
He thinks 4-D is a bra cup size.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah .... SOVIET Union Station.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
Fruit ... or a .338 caliber sniper's bullet. Either of those.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
I have the safest record of any tightrope walking, F-1 driver in history. I have NEVER fallen off a tightrope or crashed an F-1 car ... and as a 60 year old office worker with bad balance and no driver's license, I stand on that record.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
Holding on every step of the way, right until (and probably after) he enters the plane. He's got a firmer grip on that handrail than he has on reality.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
It's like the plot of 'Pretty Woman', except seedy and everyone involved is a fuckwit.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
Just to be clear, I respect sex workers, but Mel is just trashy and Trump is a simp.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
... and with Putin next to him too.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
LUGH is an Irish god and it's pronounced 'Lou', so that was my clue.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
As a terrorist hacker/spy I welcome this great initiative.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
It was actually a name I came up with for my character in a DnD game in the mid 1980s ... I was in fact, a dragon.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, for what it's worth, I would probably vote for you too, but I'm not going to try to pronounce that name either. (Lewis?)
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
Now I lay me down to sleep. I know the President's a creep. If he should die before I wake. I know he has no soul to take. Amen. π π
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
Why did they write 'watch ... your ... step' on that ladder? We all know that Trump can't read.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
It rhymes with 'math-gun-smell' ... it's actually easier to pronounce than my real name, which is gaelic and was apparently invented by someone who was drunk.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
I would want to see the Pedo Files even if it was loaded with Democrats - that's something that MAGA can't understand. We want the TRUTH, regardless of who is exposed. We're not a cult & we won't protect Dems if they are abusing women or children. GOP will cover for criminals if it gives them power.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
Fifty bucks? I gotta get out more.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
I would vote for you, but there's no way I'm going to try to pronounce that last name. π
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
Putin (thinking): He gave me Alaska, Hawaii and California ... I didn't even ask for California.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
I consider Jeffries owning a CAR to be a MAJOR issue about which he needs to come clean. WHERE DOES HE GO exactly? Why even own a car unless it's to pick up under-aged prostitutes? People who do DRIVE BY SHOOTINGS use a CAR. So many legitimate issues have been raised that Jeffries needs to address.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
Putin's dominant handshake says it all.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
Trashy. π
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
But FOOD? I can't afford that, especially when dog droppings are free.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
I would have thrown a chicken taco ... because.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
They should give him a Nobel Peace Prize, just to piss Felon-47 off.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone-fruit.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
6.1 hours? That's a very exact number ... what was the study conducted to come up with this data? I mean, it's not like he just made it up ... is it?
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
It's not Beautiful, but it's certainly a Big Bill.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
You don't think that there will be a whole new generation of monsters in 20 years?
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, you're about 70 years too late on this news.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
Subway violence?
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
Passing a law that makes poking fun of him a hate crime.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
... and flat-head screws are just for people who HATE wood or metal without deep scratches.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, they also dress like cops ... when they start dressing like cowboys, sailors, bikers and native Americans they will be infiltrating the YMCA looking for 'young men'.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
He's going to hunt down the guy who scammed him out of $1000 by sending him an email claiming that he had inherited $50 million from the estate of the late Ozzy Osborne, but who was NOT in fact, representing the estate of the late Ozzy Osborne.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
His trolling is epic.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't care ... we will soon be celebrating his death and his funeral will bring nationwide street parties. π€‘π΅ ππ₯³ππΎβ°οΈππΊπ
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump won't help, but he'll certainly be blaming Biden, if that's any comfort.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump hates Democrats so much that anyone or anything he also hates gets conflated into his massive 'Democrat Conspiracy' ... self reflection or admitting his own flaws just isn't in his DNA.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
I for one would like to buy this guy his next Subway sandwich. ππ
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
People should not be allowed to own video cameras if they are unable to point it at what is happening without looking at their own feet just as the most dramatic things happen. 3/10
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
... always a young blonde.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
... and those underaged drunk girls really sell the vibe.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
He didn't fall, he jumped when Darth Vader revealed that he was his dad.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm starting to suspect that the worm was the smart one.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
My sister had cancer. Over 6 years, she had 2 breast surgeries, 3 brain surgeries, 9 ambulance & 2 private plane transfers, too many X-Ray, CT & MRI scans to count, chemo, drugs, 5 hospital stays (total 3 months), specialists, oncologists, ongoing home care. Total cost: $1,500. We're Australian. π¦πΊ
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
Throw in RFK & Hegseth and it's like a labour day frat-house keg party.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
After-work drinks at Fox must have been like Hitler's 21st birthday party.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
I guess, technically he's right ... indigenous Americans ARE real Americans. Those european settlers and their 'anchor babies' were illegal immigrants.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
It DOES have a purpose ... it's to intimidate people into fearful obedience. King Trump likes his PEASANTS scared and compliant. American 'freedom' is an inconvenience that your KING will not tolerate and most of you rabble are to complacent to challenge him. ... aren't you?
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
The Headless Horseman - before his accident.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
He really is a one-trick pony, isn't he?
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
An dirt on π€‘ would have to be SO MUCH worse than what we're seeing from him daily. Let that sink in.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
She gets her own white van and all the cotton candy she will need to 'do her job'.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
I know ... she's the REAL victim in all of this.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
Breaking News: Ghislaine Maxwell to join ICE, after receiving a pardon & an 'Einstein' Visa from US President Trump. Ms Maxwell will be overseeing the detention of hot young female illegal immigrants who will be held at a special detention facility adjoining the Mar-A-Lago Freedom Estate in Florida.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
Does that make them Pea Fowl?
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social)
Breaking News: Trump to replace 'Hail to the Chief' with 'Sardaukar Throat Singing Chant' as the new personal anthem of the US President. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
I see Dredd people.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
... but if someone introduced a bill to restrict the ownership of guns by Democrats or people of colour, or Hispanics, they would be clambering over each other to support it.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
Pretty sure I've seen this video on PornHub, titled: 'Horny step-mom dressed up like a rabbit'.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
Allons-y!
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
Voting isn't compulsory in the US ... if Republican women want to be 'submissive' (though of course, what they 'want' is irrelevant), then they are FREE to not vote and therefore not challenge their husband's fragile ego. As for the rest of the women in America, they are FREE to as THEY choose.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
Bill Gates donates a LOT ... but the others, not so much.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
Not even spending his vacation (or money) in the US. What a total grift.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
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Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
We're only a few vaguely worded bills away from having women forced to wear a red cape and a coif.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
Except with republican men (and some women). How insecure must they be.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't pray to anything, because I'm not a child.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
Pretty sure that they want to repeal EVERYBODY'S right to vote.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
Turns out, "let them eat cake" is not a good government policy. Push people too far and things can go from having it all to guillotines real quick. π€‘βπͺπ΅ Allons-y!
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
It's not Trump's land to cede ... he's not getting their minerals, he's not getting Greenland or Canada ... he's just NOT GETTING IT.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
Only when the crowds start erecting a guillotine out front of the White House, will I be satisfied. π€‘βπΌπͺπ
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
C'mon man, violent revolution is almost never the answer.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
Hedging their bets ... rats know when the tides are turning.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
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Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
He saw that people had retirement savings and he WANTS it.
Glathgrundel (@glathgrundel.bsky.social) reply parent
Pirates of the Catribbean.