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It’s Brutalist and the Brutalest.
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It’s Brutalist and the Brutalest.
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The reason it took so long to release is most of the missions revolves around finding girls to take to Epstein island ot was originally supposed to release Christmas 2019
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I saw this the other day and it reminded me of Foldy
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Shout out to all the homies with a conspicuously displayed copy of House of Leaves on their bookshelf that they’ve never read.
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Jigsaw: Hello, I’d like to play a game. Me: Cool, what game. Jigsaw: I’m cool with whatever, you choose. Me: Hmm okay, I’ve got a lot of games on my Steam Deck we can play. Jigsaw: You have 4 minutes and 52 seconds.
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wife: I invited Jerry to your birthday dinner. I hope that's okay. me: I Survived a Saw Trap Jerry? wife: he doesn't like to be called that me: tell him to get a second story then
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Props to Dr. Facilier for making stepping on an insect look like the hardest shit ever.
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Everyone Involved In Pizza's Preparation, Delivery, Purchase Extremely High https://theonion.com/everyone-involved-in-pizzas-preparation-delivery-purc-1819564897/
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“A Friend in Need” (1903)
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The impact won’t hit us all simultaneously, but individually. The impact will keep hitting someone else until you become someone else.
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🐪🪡
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Nah, Prophet Cha Dawn drowned them all in Mind Worms.
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¿Por que no los dos?
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Even though I’ve broken the first and second rules?
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Presidents don’t get into heaven. That’s why Bill and Ted didn’t run into Abraham Lincoln when they went there as part of their Bogus Journey
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Maybe a different word that starts with F
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You’re always welcome at the Church of the Void.
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Hey, what tool would you use to cut that in half? A…
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That’s the problem, all the religious cults are online now. We need some more brick and mortar religious cults.
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Tide Pods cure covid
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Because they’re the ones who need it to be true the most.
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So is Homestuck going to replace Harry Potter as the pop culture phenomenon I was on the periphery of but the creator became toxic before I could get into it?
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Shit, he’s a Kennedy?
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All power is inherently religious. If someone pulls a gun on you and asks for your wallet, whether or not he gets your wallet depends very leas on whether or not it the gun is loaded than the communal belief in the gun as an object of power.
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Basically you’re paying their taxes.
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Personally I prefer the red wing black birds’ old stuff. I don’t really fuck with their stuff post 00’s
Prophet of The Void (@glizzy.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean this was never going to be anything but a refugee camp for Twitter users. If you aren’t already on Twitter why would you adopt Bsky instead of… whatever it is the kids are using now.
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People don’t hate each other because they believe in a different religion. People hate each other for the normal selfish reasons and then use their religion to focus that religion and convince others to share that hatred.
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He ponders The Void
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Oh damn, Jesus is into some freaky shit too.
Prophet of The Void (@glizzy.bsky.social) reply parent
Well if you don’t think genocide is wrong, there’s no point in continuing this conversation is there?
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Yeah it’s really fucked up that Isreal used that as a justification to commit genocide with the support of our tax dollars. Aren’t you revolted?
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They should have provided a non fascist option instead of Fascism light. That’s why a lot of people stayed home. The Democrats could have gotten those votes easily, but instead decided to commit crimes against humanity.
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They’re the ones who lost.
Prophet of The Void (@glizzy.bsky.social) reply parent
Did they win?
Prophet of The Void (@glizzy.bsky.social) reply parent
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Yeah, the Democrats really shat the bed by not going after the “genocide is bad actually” vote, didn’t they?
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How: They’re incompetent. Example: The last election
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Me neither. It would be pretty on brand for them though.
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Yeah, the Democrats never fucking learn do they?
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Yeah, that was a bad move on the Democrats, wasn’t it?
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We’re not homies.
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Why is opposition to a genocide “my” morals and not yours?
Prophet of The Void (@glizzy.bsky.social) reply parent
I care about all those things. That’s why I’m furious at the Democrats throwing all that out the window to support a genocide.
Prophet of The Void (@glizzy.bsky.social) reply parent
You were supposed to draw a One Point Perspective.
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Genocides have consequences.
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Nah, get a pitcher plant. Limitless capacity.
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Her momma tracked down James Earl Ray
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Is it okay if I hold my hand out for them to sniff and then maybe rub their face against?
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John Redcorn Dale Luanne Lucky
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Oh, you think I don’t see that horn dipped into the water. Nice try Utgard-Loki, I’m not falling for that one a second time.
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It looks like it’s trying really hard to hold back a poop.
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Credit @lauracrone.nebula.tv
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That’s the thing dude, you can’t stop it, so just let it happen.
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The bar is very literally in Hell
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They want America to leave behind a beautiful corpse.
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Void Prophets!
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I’d be very offended if I was her boyfriend.
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See now I’m imagining kinky Merfolk using six pack rings for BDSM play
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I’m bringing backs “That’s so” who’s with me?
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I can defeat Superman and Goku with my bear hands. I’m a real person; they’re fictional. I am as a god to them.
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Literally this guy
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That was like the first time a “bathroom tissue” commercial actually was about the thing it was for. If you were an alien watching Earth TV back then you’d think it was for competitive bridge building to see whose bridge could suspend the most rubber ducks.
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The only objectively good person in this image was fighting AGAINST the USA.
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That album got me through some tough times.
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He wanted what we had, namely a whole ass continent full of resources to expand into displacing the people living there after killing large amounts of them.
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*slaps bow* see those arms, genuine Ibex horn. You can shoot through ups to 12 Axe heads with this puppy.
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Is she playing Penelope? Because that looks like a bow made of Ibex horns?
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It’s the spiritual death at the realization that humans are not divine beings with an immortal soul, but animals driven by base instincts running mazes of their own creation.
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I just learned about the Long Tailed Tit of Hokkaido Japan. They are called Shima Enaga. When a bunch of their fluffy babies huddle up together on a single branch they call it Enaga Dango “🍡”
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This is seriously one of the best things the Onion ever did, and more people need to experience it.
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“To call this place evil implies a clarity of purpose that I do not want to attribute to anyone involved.”
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It’s unironically a horror series
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Yes, 2012
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They loved him so much , they made him the Villain TWICE.
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It’s got that too.
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Watch it. NOW! youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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Oh? You didn’t know?
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CLOUDY DRINK KILLS FROG! CLOUDY DRINK KILLS FROG! CLOUDY DRINK KILLS FROG!
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Sex House is a revolutionary text. Watch it. Then watch it again. Then pass it on. youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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