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Prophet of The Void

@glizzy.bsky.social

created July 11, 2023

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It’s Brutalist and the Brutalest.

4/9/2025, 12:35:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The reason it took so long to release is most of the missions revolves around finding girls to take to Epstein island ot was originally supposed to release Christmas 2019

3/9/2025, 5:41:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I saw this the other day and it reminded me of Foldy

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3/9/2025, 3:57:16 PM | 29 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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3/9/2025, 3:55:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shout out to all the homies with a conspicuously displayed copy of House of Leaves on their bookshelf that they’ve never read.

3/9/2025, 3:38:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 8:53:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jigsaw: Hello, I’d like to play a game. Me: Cool, what game. Jigsaw: I’m cool with whatever, you choose. Me: Hmm okay, I’ve got a lot of games on my Steam Deck we can play. Jigsaw: You have 4 minutes and 52 seconds.

29/8/2025, 1:50:24 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture wargen (@funeralpig.bsky.social) reposted

wife: I invited Jerry to your birthday dinner. I hope that's okay. me: I Survived a Saw Trap Jerry? wife: he doesn't like to be called that me: tell him to get a second story then

27/8/2025, 5:57:00 PM | 426 50 | View on Bluesky | view

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Props to Dr. Facilier for making stepping on an insect look like the hardest shit ever.

26/8/2025, 8:22:26 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Everyone Involved In Pizza's Preparation, Delivery, Purchase Extremely High https://theonion.com/everyone-involved-in-pizzas-preparation-delivery-purc-1819564897/

Everyone Involved In Pizza's Preparation, Delivery, Purchase Extremely High
26/8/2025, 2:00:44 PM | 2543 265 | View on Bluesky | view

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“A Friend in Need” (1903)

26/8/2025, 4:59:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The impact won’t hit us all simultaneously, but individually. The impact will keep hitting someone else until you become someone else.

26/8/2025, 2:25:47 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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23/8/2025, 4:31:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🐪🪡

21/8/2025, 9:07:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nah, Prophet Cha Dawn drowned them all in Mind Worms.

21/8/2025, 8:38:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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¿Por que no los dos?

21/8/2025, 4:15:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Even though I’ve broken the first and second rules?

21/8/2025, 4:09:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Presidents don’t get into heaven. That’s why Bill and Ted didn’t run into Abraham Lincoln when they went there as part of their Bogus Journey

21/8/2025, 4:08:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe a different word that starts with F

21/8/2025, 2:40:36 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You’re always welcome at the Church of the Void.

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21/8/2025, 2:24:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hey, what tool would you use to cut that in half? A…

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21/8/2025, 2:12:44 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s the problem, all the religious cults are online now. We need some more brick and mortar religious cults.

21/8/2025, 2:10:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tide Pods cure covid

19/8/2025, 11:49:07 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Because they’re the ones who need it to be true the most.

19/8/2025, 11:47:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So is Homestuck going to replace Harry Potter as the pop culture phenomenon I was on the periphery of but the creator became toxic before I could get into it?

19/8/2025, 11:46:50 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Shit, he’s a Kennedy?

19/8/2025, 11:42:35 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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14/8/2025, 6:32:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All power is inherently religious. If someone pulls a gun on you and asks for your wallet, whether or not he gets your wallet depends very leas on whether or not it the gun is loaded than the communal belief in the gun as an object of power.

12/8/2025, 5:38:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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youtu.be/9UrdY6AwSUQ?...

12/8/2025, 8:47:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Basically you’re paying their taxes.

9/8/2025, 6:31:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Personally I prefer the red wing black birds’ old stuff. I don’t really fuck with their stuff post 00’s

9/8/2025, 11:27:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I mean this was never going to be anything but a refugee camp for Twitter users. If you aren’t already on Twitter why would you adopt Bsky instead of… whatever it is the kids are using now.

7/8/2025, 8:53:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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People don’t hate each other because they believe in a different religion. People hate each other for the normal selfish reasons and then use their religion to focus that religion and convince others to share that hatred.

29/7/2025, 1:59:58 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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He ponders The Void

24/7/2025, 3:32:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh damn, Jesus is into some freaky shit too.

21/7/2025, 4:27:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Well if you don’t think genocide is wrong, there’s no point in continuing this conversation is there?

17/7/2025, 5:01:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah it’s really fucked up that Isreal used that as a justification to commit genocide with the support of our tax dollars. Aren’t you revolted?

17/7/2025, 5:32:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They should have provided a non fascist option instead of Fascism light. That’s why a lot of people stayed home. The Democrats could have gotten those votes easily, but instead decided to commit crimes against humanity.

17/7/2025, 5:19:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They’re the ones who lost.

17/7/2025, 5:09:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Did they win?

17/7/2025, 4:53:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/7/2025, 4:09:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, the Democrats really shat the bed by not going after the “genocide is bad actually” vote, didn’t they?

17/7/2025, 4:09:23 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How: They’re incompetent. Example: The last election

17/7/2025, 4:06:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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17/7/2025, 4:04:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Me neither. It would be pretty on brand for them though.

17/7/2025, 3:56:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, the Democrats never fucking learn do they?

17/7/2025, 3:54:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yeah, that was a bad move on the Democrats, wasn’t it?

17/7/2025, 3:37:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We’re not homies.

17/7/2025, 3:26:01 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Prophet of The Void (@glizzy.bsky.social) reply parent

Why is opposition to a genocide “my” morals and not yours?

17/7/2025, 3:15:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I care about all those things. That’s why I’m furious at the Democrats throwing all that out the window to support a genocide.

17/7/2025, 3:14:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You were supposed to draw a One Point Perspective.

17/7/2025, 2:15:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Genocides have consequences.

17/7/2025, 2:13:26 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/6/2025, 6:34:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nah, get a pitcher plant. Limitless capacity.

22/6/2025, 2:41:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Her momma tracked down James Earl Ray

3/6/2025, 1:27:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is it okay if I hold my hand out for them to sniff and then maybe rub their face against?

3/6/2025, 2:32:55 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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John Redcorn Dale Luanne Lucky

2/6/2025, 6:52:26 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh, you think I don’t see that horn dipped into the water. Nice try Utgard-Loki, I’m not falling for that one a second time.

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1/6/2025, 6:44:37 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It looks like it’s trying really hard to hold back a poop.

31/5/2025, 1:10:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Credit @lauracrone.nebula.tv

30/5/2025, 1:54:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s the thing dude, you can’t stop it, so just let it happen.

30/5/2025, 1:52:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/5/2025, 2:21:01 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/5/2025, 1:44:57 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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26/5/2025, 11:24:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The bar is very literally in Hell

25/5/2025, 6:08:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They want America to leave behind a beautiful corpse.

23/5/2025, 10:18:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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10/5/2025, 12:56:13 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Void Prophets!

9/5/2025, 2:38:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’d be very offended if I was her boyfriend.

7/5/2025, 6:14:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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See now I’m imagining kinky Merfolk using six pack rings for BDSM play

6/5/2025, 4:33:43 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m bringing backs “That’s so” who’s with me?

5/5/2025, 11:47:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can defeat Superman and Goku with my bear hands. I’m a real person; they’re fictional. I am as a god to them.

4/5/2025, 7:11:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Literally this guy

3/5/2025, 4:57:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That was like the first time a “bathroom tissue” commercial actually was about the thing it was for. If you were an alien watching Earth TV back then you’d think it was for competitive bridge building to see whose bridge could suspend the most rubber ducks.

1/5/2025, 4:30:55 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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The only objectively good person in this image was fighting AGAINST the USA.

28/4/2025, 12:19:33 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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25/4/2025, 3:11:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That album got me through some tough times.

25/4/2025, 1:47:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He wanted what we had, namely a whole ass continent full of resources to expand into displacing the people living there after killing large amounts of them.

20/4/2025, 3:49:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*slaps bow* see those arms, genuine Ibex horn. You can shoot through ups to 12 Axe heads with this puppy.

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Is she playing Penelope? Because that looks like a bow made of Ibex horns?

17/4/2025, 4:46:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s the spiritual death at the realization that humans are not divine beings with an immortal soul, but animals driven by base instincts running mazes of their own creation.

17/4/2025, 4:28:27 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just learned about the Long Tailed Tit of Hokkaido Japan. They are called Shima Enaga. When a bunch of their fluffy babies huddle up together on a single branch they call it Enaga Dango “🍡”

13/4/2025, 3:48:28 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is seriously one of the best things the Onion ever did, and more people need to experience it.

10/4/2025, 3:52:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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9/4/2025, 8:38:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“To call this place evil implies a clarity of purpose that I do not want to attribute to anyone involved.”

9/4/2025, 8:36:21 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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9/4/2025, 8:34:39 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It’s unironically a horror series

9/4/2025, 8:31:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes, 2012

9/4/2025, 8:29:30 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They loved him so much , they made him the Villain TWICE.

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It’s got that too.

9/4/2025, 5:33:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Watch it. NOW! youtube.com/playlist?lis...

9/4/2025, 5:28:09 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh? You didn’t know?

9/4/2025, 5:26:50 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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CLOUDY DRINK KILLS FROG! CLOUDY DRINK KILLS FROG! CLOUDY DRINK KILLS FROG!

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Sex House is a revolutionary text. Watch it. Then watch it again. Then pass it on. youtube.com/playlist?lis...

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“Is it strong enough?”

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