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Glonzo Mourning

@glonzomourning.bsky.social

Hater with a capital H. lunk-head.

created October 17, 2024

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Profile picture Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social)

I think that you should call 1-855-714-3234 from 8am to 12am eastern Monday through Sunday to order Nugenix Total-T2, our number one selling testosterone booster.

A ChatGPT generated image of the Norman Rockwell painting
2/9/2025, 6:41:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dang, Royce Clayton knew he was bad.

2/9/2025, 6:35:59 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Average cable news viewer when exposed to Van Jones thought

2/9/2025, 6:31:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mutes are also a good way to make sure you don't hear a got dang thing about Britain.

2/9/2025, 6:29:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social)

JORGE CANTU MENTIONED

2/9/2025, 6:24:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m pickle THICC

2/9/2025, 5:37:20 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I will never trust someone with four names.

2/9/2025, 5:05:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social)

If we nominate Stephen A. Smith, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it. - Lindsey Graham

2/9/2025, 5:01:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Lock him up lock him up

2/9/2025, 4:08:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social)

This is my experience with DSA in the south. Well meaning people, but more concerned with displays of Being Correct amongst each other than works, messaging, recruitment, etc. combined.

2/9/2025, 2:22:35 PM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I for one don’t think that UNC can put a price on wall to wall coverage of their underperforming geriatric coach digging out his incredibly age inappropriate girlfriend.

2/9/2025, 2:13:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yes but can you put a price on wall to wall coverage of your underperforming geriatric coach digging out his incredibly age inappropriate girlfriend?

2/9/2025, 2:12:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is it really a threat anymore though

2/9/2025, 1:43:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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catch up we're on to the benefits of iguana juice now

2/9/2025, 1:53:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social)

to do what now

2/9/2025, 1:14:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah the make-only-correct-decisions leadership strategy has been really overlooked by all of our presidents so far, idk why none of them have used it?

2/9/2025, 1:01:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't see any answer.

2/9/2025, 12:50:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent

I actually think it’s reasonable that a semester of in-state tuition at a public university costs as much as a gently used Camry, it’s sustainable too.

1/9/2025, 11:08:17 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Science cannot be apolitical when one of the political parties believes science is heresy.

1/9/2025, 11:03:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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BRO, YOU tried to conceal the war’s full horror.

1/9/2025, 10:58:23 PM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Be real now they just become a DJ named Horsegiirl

Horsegiirl, purportedly an actual DJ, I can’t support this shit so I cannot confirm.
1/9/2025, 4:20:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was told Tito was some kind of wise baseball sage & young player whisperer but it looks increasingly like he’s just a guy playing darts with the lineup because he knows he won’t be fired.

1/9/2025, 3:31:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Pat Green (@thepatgreen.bsky.social) reposted

"Superman is woke! Smithsonian is woke! Lego is woke! Cracker Barrel logos are woke!" It must be so exhausting hating everyone and everything, all the time. What a sad, pathetic way to live your life.

31/8/2025, 4:43:11 PM | 494 107 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social)

“Be neutral and sane” Okay chief after you.

1/9/2025, 1:30:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 2:19:27 AM | 53 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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About 37% of Americans look at this horseshit and think "hell yeah brother."

1/9/2025, 1:20:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Amazing they've had the discipline not to. You know people like Nancy Mace and Greg Abbott are chomping at the bit to be allowed to.

1/9/2025, 1:16:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can't disagree

1/9/2025, 1:03:59 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent

smh nobody wants to work! setting the price is your job!

31/8/2025, 7:42:34 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The lengths they will go to to deport children is astonishing.

31/8/2025, 6:32:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Absolute depraved insanity.

31/8/2025, 6:27:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm going to believe this is because of the missing mascot.

31/8/2025, 6:24:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I want candidates that will promise to force feed them like geese until they explode.

31/8/2025, 5:05:56 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent

Must not be watching the same Fox News I;m watching, they had a whole report

31/8/2025, 3:34:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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chef in the kitchen

31/8/2025, 2:06:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I want to smash most of these people together in a cardboard baler.

31/8/2025, 3:54:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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CTEnator John Fetterman

31/8/2025, 2:18:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social)

What people think they 80s were like versus what the 80s was actually like.

30/8/2025, 10:48:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent

does she think Laura Loomer got him pregnant?

30/8/2025, 10:15:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent

Dodgeball ass tactics. *using my beg red stamp that says APPROVED* APPROVED

30/8/2025, 9:59:29 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tell that to four cows and a bull tough guy

30/8/2025, 9:47:16 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Guy at the end is in a 78/20 Trump/Harris Alabama district on the Gulf of Mexico.

30/8/2025, 8:51:47 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was had.

30/8/2025, 8:07:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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the one that rhymes with yum

30/8/2025, 7:48:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent

Wait, Furman? Are wide receiver rooms so deep in the SEC that no one could find room for Devin Hester, Jr?

30/8/2025, 7:46:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent

I am on the Internet, what makes you think I think I have anything to learn?

30/8/2025, 7:42:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Check this shit out mother fucker” - Dean Cain

30/8/2025, 6:11:56 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Abandoning science is the road back into poverty and backwardness.”

30/8/2025, 5:56:29 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social)

Man I JUST started re-reading Sagan’s The Demon-Haunted World and bang he hits you with this in chapter two.

I have a foreboding of an America in my children's or grandchildren's time— when the United States is a service and information economy; when nearly all the key manufacturing industries have slipped away to other countries; when awesome technological powers are in the hands of a very few, and no one representing the public interest can even grasp the issues; when the people have lost the ability to set their own agendas or knowledgeably question those in authority; when, clutching our crystals and nervously consulting our horoscopes, our critical faculties in decline, unable to distinguish between what feels good and what's true, we slide, almost without noticing, back into superstition and darkness. The dumbing down of America is most evident in the slow decay
30/8/2025, 5:35:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who can we pay to have him kidnapped

30/8/2025, 5:23:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dave Fartnoy

30/8/2025, 3:55:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tremendous horizons ahead for this friend/guy

30/8/2025, 3:48:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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lol remember when Tennessee's QB tried to stunt for more NIL money and Tennessee was like nah and the guy ended up at UCLA

30/8/2025, 3:47:11 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent

The President who is also the smartest and best boy in the world was duped by RINO Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., yet another member of the duplicitous lying Democrat Kennedy family, a lackey and hanger-on who the President barely knew, rarely spoke with and never worked with directly.

30/8/2025, 3:38:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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*Where

30/8/2025, 3:33:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🎶nobody likes you when you're thirty-three🎶 Declining obviously, still got a 118 OPS+ though

30/8/2025, 3:30:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social)

I get that we all want him dead and we're excited he could die, but there is nothing in this picture that's markedly different from the dogshit this guy has looked like for most of the last couple years.

30/8/2025, 3:26:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent

But he doesn't look any less well in this photo than he has in most photos of him taken in the last like three years? Like "oh no his mouth is a little agape!!!!!111!!11" is reaching here.

30/8/2025, 3:20:50 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent

Also indie wrestling matches are great places to find guys. Mite be some mechanics, an hvac guy, a lawn guy, lots of different types of guys at the indies.

30/8/2025, 3:10:11 PM | 60 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent

PSA to anyone out there searching for a guy, you gotta find a guy organically, you can't just go on Marketplace and find a guy, they're all frauds. You need actual networking to get a guy.

30/8/2025, 3:08:37 PM | 141 4 | View on Bluesky | view

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Died just as he lived - red and bloated.

30/8/2025, 3:05:28 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Were Donald Trump actually believes he is the only person of import to exist, Jorkin here doesn't have any beliefs that aren't fleeting. He's 100% inauthentic. Fake. And people can read it on him.

30/8/2025, 3:04:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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a single strike would be insufficient. must ensure no survivors.

30/8/2025, 1:50:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Noooticing has gone too far

30/8/2025, 1:47:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Bill Kristol (@billkristolbulwark.bsky.social) reposted

Liberals: “We could try to DO some things to reduce gun violence; ‘thoughts and prayers’ isn’t enough.” Republicans: “Outrage! Disgrace! They’re attacking prayer.” There’s no need to be polite or defensive in response to this. Invoking faith as an excuse to shun responsibility deserves no respect.

30/8/2025, 1:20:25 PM | 2722 583 | View on Bluesky | view

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just a lil boo boo, a oopsie fuckie

30/8/2025, 1:41:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Threat to the rural economy?

30/8/2025, 1:40:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dave Fartnoy

30/8/2025, 1:39:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dave Fartnoy

30/8/2025, 1:39:02 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dave Fartnoy

30/8/2025, 1:37:15 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Joni realized that at her age there are more dicks to ride on this earth than she has time left.

30/8/2025, 1:31:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I will further add that Bill Maher is lower than the dirt on the soles of my shoes.

30/8/2025, 1:26:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social)

On his show this week Dan Le Batard gave the most appropriate summation of Bill Maher. Boiled down to: Bill Maher books great interviews, but cannot give even a decent interview because he won’t shut up and allow the subject of the interview to speak - he thinks the audience is there for him.

30/8/2025, 1:25:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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he’s gonna pop up at a hospital in Moscow

30/8/2025, 11:22:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I heard when he died his bowels voided so hard the poop ran all the way up his shirt to his neck AND all the way down his pants to his knees, it was gross, there was so much nasty poop.

30/8/2025, 11:07:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Imagine it running all up his back and squishing out of his pants

30/8/2025, 5:28:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There I see it in Section 3, good to know.

30/8/2025, 3:33:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Disappointed by the relative lack of Shrek 2 songs

30/8/2025, 3:17:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I didn't know this but apparently many heart surgeries can be done without general anesthesia, but at what point of doped up/awake but incapacitated do they have to do the temporarily swear in the VP thing?

30/8/2025, 3:16:18 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The evil intent of MAGA can never be forgotten or forgiven. We are probably going to need to check some of our values at the door when decisions are being made on how to punish these people.

30/8/2025, 3:12:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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fuggem

30/8/2025, 2:05:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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that rules

29/8/2025, 11:54:58 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This made me go look at Chad’s profile and I saw this beautiful post, hopefully he set an auto renew

Chad Loder @chadloder.bsky.social • 3d *logs off for another 2 months*
29/8/2025, 11:10:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do you all remember when there were sports journalists?

29/8/2025, 5:52:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Listen, there are dicks to ride and Joni Ernst is not gonna be shown up by these thots on onlyfans.

29/8/2025, 5:10:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Scared the shit out of some friends one morning at a music festival when they asked me if I wanted an iced coffee (I did) and what kind of creamer I wanted in it and I said "I don't."

29/8/2025, 5:00:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Weird lookin basketball on the Kentucky one

29/8/2025, 3:20:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's all so gross.

29/8/2025, 3:05:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@mcuban.bsky.social why do you keep getting gassed by this lady? you freakin weenus dweeb

29/8/2025, 2:17:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent

Why half ass when you can whole ass? Give me PR and Guam too baby. Don’t redistrict California chop that bitch in thirds. Combine Texas and Oklahoma and build a wall around it. Give Florida to France and build a wall there too.

29/8/2025, 1:57:58 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If that happens I guarantee they’ll put on a whole whiny show about being liddle guys and that’s not fair they just wanna be safe

29/8/2025, 1:52:56 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I like how the Times makes it a point to say this “could undermine faith in the court system” like that’s a thing that exists rn

29/8/2025, 1:48:20 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Reminder that you’re almost out of time to stock up on the weed that makes you understand Lee Corso.

29/8/2025, 12:58:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Which I have to believe is some kind of kin to a jawn.

29/8/2025, 3:13:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hate it when I forget my shikenjanski.

29/8/2025, 3:13:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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fuckin inflation

29/8/2025, 2:17:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That’s really it!

29/8/2025, 1:20:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent

Jerry Jones called Micah Parsons “Michael” because he understands himself to be the owner of the whole person, up to and including his name. While Jerry lost the ability to contract Parsons, he will never lose his belief that as a white man he is better than Parsons and entitled to his labor.

29/8/2025, 1:20:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social)

There is one reason Jerry Jones repeatedly called Micah Parsons “Michael” today and the reason is Jerry is a lifetime racist and even though the players are paid handsomely he understands their relationship through a lens of slaver and slave rather than employer and employee.

29/8/2025, 1:20:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Tremendous discipline to avoid the siren call of the leap.

28/8/2025, 10:45:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view