Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social)
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Hater with a capital H. lunk-head.
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I think that you should call 1-855-714-3234 from 8am to 12am eastern Monday through Sunday to order Nugenix Total-T2, our number one selling testosterone booster.
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
Dang, Royce Clayton knew he was bad.
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
Average cable news viewer when exposed to Van Jones thought
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
Mutes are also a good way to make sure you don't hear a got dang thing about Britain.
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social)
JORGE CANTU MENTIONED
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
I’m pickle THICC
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social)
I will never trust someone with four names.
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social)
If we nominate Stephen A. Smith, we will get destroyed.......and we will deserve it. - Lindsey Graham
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social)
Lock him up lock him up
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social)
This is my experience with DSA in the south. Well meaning people, but more concerned with displays of Being Correct amongst each other than works, messaging, recruitment, etc. combined.
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
I for one don’t think that UNC can put a price on wall to wall coverage of their underperforming geriatric coach digging out his incredibly age inappropriate girlfriend.
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
Yes but can you put a price on wall to wall coverage of your underperforming geriatric coach digging out his incredibly age inappropriate girlfriend?
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
Is it really a threat anymore though
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
catch up we're on to the benefits of iguana juice now
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social)
to do what now
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah the make-only-correct-decisions leadership strategy has been really overlooked by all of our presidents so far, idk why none of them have used it?
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
I don't see any answer.
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
I actually think it’s reasonable that a semester of in-state tuition at a public university costs as much as a gently used Camry, it’s sustainable too.
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social)
Science cannot be apolitical when one of the political parties believes science is heresy.
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social)
BRO, YOU tried to conceal the war’s full horror.
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
Be real now they just become a DJ named Horsegiirl
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
I was told Tito was some kind of wise baseball sage & young player whisperer but it looks increasingly like he’s just a guy playing darts with the lineup because he knows he won’t be fired.
Pat Green (@thepatgreen.bsky.social) reposted
"Superman is woke! Smithsonian is woke! Lego is woke! Cracker Barrel logos are woke!" It must be so exhausting hating everyone and everything, all the time. What a sad, pathetic way to live your life.
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social)
“Be neutral and sane” Okay chief after you.
sid (@sidvicious.ca) reposted
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
About 37% of Americans look at this horseshit and think "hell yeah brother."
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
Amazing they've had the discipline not to. You know people like Nancy Mace and Greg Abbott are chomping at the bit to be allowed to.
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
I can't disagree
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
smh nobody wants to work! setting the price is your job!
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
The lengths they will go to to deport children is astonishing.
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social)
Absolute depraved insanity.
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm going to believe this is because of the missing mascot.
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
I want candidates that will promise to force feed them like geese until they explode.
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
Must not be watching the same Fox News I;m watching, they had a whole report
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
chef in the kitchen
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social)
I want to smash most of these people together in a cardboard baler.
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social)
CTEnator John Fetterman
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social)
What people think they 80s were like versus what the 80s was actually like.
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
does she think Laura Loomer got him pregnant?
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
Dodgeball ass tactics. *using my beg red stamp that says APPROVED* APPROVED
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
Tell that to four cows and a bull tough guy
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
Guy at the end is in a 78/20 Trump/Harris Alabama district on the Gulf of Mexico.
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
I was had.
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
the one that rhymes with yum
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait, Furman? Are wide receiver rooms so deep in the SEC that no one could find room for Devin Hester, Jr?
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
I am on the Internet, what makes you think I think I have anything to learn?
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
“Check this shit out mother fucker” - Dean Cain
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
“Abandoning science is the road back into poverty and backwardness.”
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social)
Man I JUST started re-reading Sagan’s The Demon-Haunted World and bang he hits you with this in chapter two.
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
Who can we pay to have him kidnapped
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
Dave Fartnoy
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
Tremendous horizons ahead for this friend/guy
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social)
lol remember when Tennessee's QB tried to stunt for more NIL money and Tennessee was like nah and the guy ended up at UCLA
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
The President who is also the smartest and best boy in the world was duped by RINO Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., yet another member of the duplicitous lying Democrat Kennedy family, a lackey and hanger-on who the President barely knew, rarely spoke with and never worked with directly.
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
*Where
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
🎶nobody likes you when you're thirty-three🎶 Declining obviously, still got a 118 OPS+ though
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social)
I get that we all want him dead and we're excited he could die, but there is nothing in this picture that's markedly different from the dogshit this guy has looked like for most of the last couple years.
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
But he doesn't look any less well in this photo than he has in most photos of him taken in the last like three years? Like "oh no his mouth is a little agape!!!!!111!!11" is reaching here.
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
Also indie wrestling matches are great places to find guys. Mite be some mechanics, an hvac guy, a lawn guy, lots of different types of guys at the indies.
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
PSA to anyone out there searching for a guy, you gotta find a guy organically, you can't just go on Marketplace and find a guy, they're all frauds. You need actual networking to get a guy.
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
Died just as he lived - red and bloated.
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
Were Donald Trump actually believes he is the only person of import to exist, Jorkin here doesn't have any beliefs that aren't fleeting. He's 100% inauthentic. Fake. And people can read it on him.
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
a single strike would be insufficient. must ensure no survivors.
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
Noooticing has gone too far
Bill Kristol (@billkristolbulwark.bsky.social) reposted
Liberals: “We could try to DO some things to reduce gun violence; ‘thoughts and prayers’ isn’t enough.” Republicans: “Outrage! Disgrace! They’re attacking prayer.” There’s no need to be polite or defensive in response to this. Invoking faith as an excuse to shun responsibility deserves no respect.
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
just a lil boo boo, a oopsie fuckie
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social)
Threat to the rural economy?
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
Dave Fartnoy
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
Dave Fartnoy
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
Dave Fartnoy
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
Joni realized that at her age there are more dicks to ride on this earth than she has time left.
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
I will further add that Bill Maher is lower than the dirt on the soles of my shoes.
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social)
On his show this week Dan Le Batard gave the most appropriate summation of Bill Maher. Boiled down to: Bill Maher books great interviews, but cannot give even a decent interview because he won’t shut up and allow the subject of the interview to speak - he thinks the audience is there for him.
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social)
he’s gonna pop up at a hospital in Moscow
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social)
I heard when he died his bowels voided so hard the poop ran all the way up his shirt to his neck AND all the way down his pants to his knees, it was gross, there was so much nasty poop.
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
Imagine it running all up his back and squishing out of his pants
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
There I see it in Section 3, good to know.
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
Disappointed by the relative lack of Shrek 2 songs
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
I didn't know this but apparently many heart surgeries can be done without general anesthesia, but at what point of doped up/awake but incapacitated do they have to do the temporarily swear in the VP thing?
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social)
The evil intent of MAGA can never be forgotten or forgiven. We are probably going to need to check some of our values at the door when decisions are being made on how to punish these people.
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social)
fuggem
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
that rules
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
This made me go look at Chad’s profile and I saw this beautiful post, hopefully he set an auto renew
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social)
Do you all remember when there were sports journalists?
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
Listen, there are dicks to ride and Joni Ernst is not gonna be shown up by these thots on onlyfans.
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
Scared the shit out of some friends one morning at a music festival when they asked me if I wanted an iced coffee (I did) and what kind of creamer I wanted in it and I said "I don't."
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
Weird lookin basketball on the Kentucky one
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
It's all so gross.
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social)
@mcuban.bsky.social why do you keep getting gassed by this lady? you freakin weenus dweeb
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
Why half ass when you can whole ass? Give me PR and Guam too baby. Don’t redistrict California chop that bitch in thirds. Combine Texas and Oklahoma and build a wall around it. Give Florida to France and build a wall there too.
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
If that happens I guarantee they’ll put on a whole whiny show about being liddle guys and that’s not fair they just wanna be safe
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
I like how the Times makes it a point to say this “could undermine faith in the court system” like that’s a thing that exists rn
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social)
Reminder that you’re almost out of time to stock up on the weed that makes you understand Lee Corso.
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
Which I have to believe is some kind of kin to a jawn.
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social)
I hate it when I forget my shikenjanski.
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
fuckin inflation
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
That’s really it!
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
Jerry Jones called Micah Parsons “Michael” because he understands himself to be the owner of the whole person, up to and including his name. While Jerry lost the ability to contract Parsons, he will never lose his belief that as a white man he is better than Parsons and entitled to his labor.
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social)
There is one reason Jerry Jones repeatedly called Micah Parsons “Michael” today and the reason is Jerry is a lifetime racist and even though the players are paid handsomely he understands their relationship through a lens of slaver and slave rather than employer and employee.
Glonzo Mourning (@glonzomourning.bsky.social) reply parent
Tremendous discipline to avoid the siren call of the leap.