Online trads going to church for the first time and finding out it's not an IRL version of their personal Based internet club always cracks me up
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Online trads going to church for the first time and finding out it's not an IRL version of their personal Based internet club always cracks me up
having a beer 👍
I would be a little nervous about this since finasteride can, in theory, lead to blood clots. but if you're taking dual antiplatelet therapy then idk
I'll second this question. I'm a nurse and had NO idea!
oh, you're smart. tyvm! that's a great idea I have never once even considered
I have no clue how to find new music nowadays so I always appreciate new resources for that
thanks to whomever RTed this into my feed. the playlists I've tried are terrific, such as the Black artists Beatles covers one
lmao
good God he scored again while I was replying
news outlet that, after every mass shooting, obsessively asks if the killer or anyone close to him ever played Warhammer 40k
I'm not even sure how Haaland gets power on those shots. he's terrifying
men with guns could not persuade me to read a 1000 page biography of William Buckley
I accidentally flossed my teeth once and nearly got burnt alive in a Wicker Man. all 100% legal
per the toothbrush TOS you're only allowed one head per brush. I'm afraid you'll have to buy another or incinerate the old one
this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either
a scene that may outlive the (fantastically cheesy) movie itself
He was intimately involved with a putsch attempt to overthrow the Republic and establish a dictatorship. He should have been shot for treason after a trial.
That's a classic design. You're in for a treat
thanks to the left, instead of continuing his brave journalism my good friend shot headfirst out of his car, tumbled down a ditch, ripped his penis off, and finally got impaled on an old sewage pipe
if the pro-seatbelt lobby was a little less woke, my good friend Adolph would still be alive
A lot of lone nuts with no coherent political philosophy seem to be very closely related to one specific political philosophy
It's low key kind of funny how widespread consensus was in the USA during the 1970s that the Japanese were cheating by selling cars that had better mileage than 0.0002 miles per gallon in the middle of an oil crisis.
imo the real bluesky bubble, such as it is, is not left/right or age or online/normie, it’s “academics and shitposters/people who only check social media once or twice a day” that group we’re missing, let’s call them ‘casuals,’ have very different ideas about how to be on social media
Every single guy in the suburbs is wearing a t shirt with a helmet on it that says “when called to serve the wolf protects the sheep” and they get winded when they walk to their car from the grocery store
I fucking knew it (but also oh my God)
ugg flipflops
Have you ever been forced to defend your honor in hand-to- hand combat against a bookstore guard who simply refuses to believe you're you? Did you win?
TIL that for some people with irreparably damaged corneas, you can pull one of their teeth, drill a hole in it, install an artificial lens, sew it into their cheek (so tissue attaches), then pull it out and stick it in their damaged eye, and ... it works fine!?! www.nbcboston.com/news/health/...
oh my god
[trying to find out if somebody's got 9 figure government contracts] Is he...you know...a friend of Jeffrey?
starting my unexpected day off with a 6am showing of "The Long Goodbye"
I saw this poster before I read the text of your post and I absolutely thought this was an ad for some kind of Midsommar sequel lol
as soon as I posted this, work texted to put me on call? see you all at noon
George, I'm going back to bed
... do we??
we've dipped our toes into a honeynutverse cinematic universe but unfortunately the Bee made some very lewd films before she got famous we ARE doing a book of erotic poetry with key brand collab Monopoly
yes I would happily accept this job should it ever exist
woke up early to get to my job writing rich background lore for Cheerios
utter dream home in mexico city IG casitamxhome
the opium makes your eyes so resplendent though
taking a tablespoon of laudanum before bed tonight
day-to-day news following has the danger of turning everything into a catastrophe and its possible to just be in that awful headspace all. the. time.
as a middle aged man i can confirm these doomers existed 20 years ago. I imagine they will in 2045. meanwhile, life goes on
this mario kart world level looks awesome
The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden. He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.
oh my God. I dont even know how I would react. poor baby
Toronto man wakes from nap to find himself falsely accused online of killing Charlie Kirk www.thestar.com/news/gta/tor...
NEW: We got access to Jeffrey Epstein’s personal Yahoo inbox — more than 18,000 emails. It shows Epstein’s world in his own words: an unfiltered look at how his operation worked, who enabled it, and how Ghislaine Maxwell stayed at the center of it all.
starting the day
we must mourn a man who became rich and famous by promoting evil at every step
we need to fund the police state. schools and healthcare can fuck off. and I vote
I think it’s totally consistent with an information environment in which attention, not the ballot, gets treated as the purest representation of the public will.
"the ambient violence of American life" is a grim but perfect phrase for it
if you find yourself starting to catastrophize on main you should go play some tetris rather than posting about it and this goes triple if you have a large group of followers, exercise some judgment
he was a target for people who thought he wasn't right-wing enough iirc. ongoing for years we'll see! I have no evidence
Deseret News says Charlie Kirk died after being shot. Apparently from a long distance?
Deseret News reporting Kirk has died, citing Utah House Speaker Mike Schultz
looking forward to plugging the USB-C into my $1400 iPhone 2000 a little too hard, causing it to shatter in half
oh my gosh. I can't imagine having to regulate that while having to work, talk to other people, etc. hope they find something better for you
this is also my burden. we must never be allowed to shop together or we will end up entombed alive in the small business/ restaurant
I *just* went to make dinner and now you're all talking about WW3 huh
that feeling of relief when you're actually able to fill your ADHD meds without a multi-day delay 🙏
DYING at these pictures of a heron rescue from an animal rescue fb group (credit Sven Shale on fb)
hello and thank you for signing my birthday eCard! Please use the checkbox below to clearly indicate the nature of our relationship, e.g., "we went to school together" or "mutual interest in soccer". do not write in additional possible connections. do not be ambiguous or coy about our connections.
I hope you have spotless countertops for your 3 hour butter flips
as a former Houstonian, New Mexico felt as far away as Mars to me. I'd love to see stats on Texan exiles
me in the downtown area of any city on earth: but despite all of our differences, are we not all siblings and friends? me driving on a highway anywhere on earth: i support the total eradication of the human race and i vote
46? You're getting ripped off! I can do 48 1/2
I continue to believe American midcentury cuisine is basically inaccessible to anyone who hasn't had their palate properly deadened by chain-smoking
I have discovered a truly unhinged quesadilla recipe: “2-3 tablespoons salt…Every 30 minutes, turn the tortillas over and salt the upturned side,…salting every 30 minutes for 3 hours…NOTE: This is an excellent appetizer for a Mexican dinner.” Bonus: avocado ring mold, best served with chicken salad
For all the talk of knowing Epstein in a professional capacity I remain remarkably unclear what his profession was!
the deranged optimism of the house supervisor texting me at 2:40am asking if I want to come in at 7 on a Sunday
icarus flew too close to the sun but not me. i would have kept going, right into the sun
that sucks! sorry that happened. the kidney food man
Looking up outdated childcare stuff and man people were really wilding
how it feels to contribute to an edited volume
found the peanut thief
what a gorgeous dress!
It's a golden age of sports streaming on some channel you don't have
my God. how did i ever forget about this
I imagine Paul has gotten bored and wants to keep upping the level of challenge. but if you're an amateur baker??
an awful lot of people are ignorant and mean out of choice, not circumstance.
here is a scribbled word on a cocktail napkin and a bunch of almonds. make a dozen perfect mystery cubes. you've got ten minutes
Fiery-throated Hummingbird at Paraiso Quetzal Lodge #CostaRica #hummingbirds #birds #nature
Timeline cleanse here is one of our alley cats coming in for a happy hour tuna-rita (1oz tuna water, 3oz water)
‘What sci-fi atrocities would have been stoped by shareholders and which would have been enabled if the firm was public?’ is a fun thing to think about. Umbrella BOWs: probably stopped, no road to profitability UAC hell portals: probably enabled
one important feature of the twitter model of social media is that its essentially a giant soap opera. or maybe at best a long stendhal-esque 19th century novel. you have a huge cast of colorful characters, who link up, fall out, argue, cause commotion, and expound. you follow them and their lives
how do I turn off the beeping??
just got an ad for a tactical pedometer? and I think it's time to cool it on that branding
what a lovely shot and a terrific little guy
Western Bluebird #birds #nature #🪶
corporate raider whose deal is buying up struggling evil companies and getting them to repurpose their bizarre doomsday schemes into consumer goods, sell for 10x initial investment
Mouse was spotted in our home last night and guess who was NO HELP
going to bed is so embarrassing. sorry, my brain needs to watch a movie. please don’t kill me
it's round, white, and unmarked. How do you continue? 1) leave it in the bag, loose 2) consult pharmacy [1 Favor] 3) Google it (53% chance of success) 4) see more
my wife looks after my pills for me, sorry nurse
being a hospital nurse for ~5 years means that I know all the drugs we give here intimately but every time a patient comes in with a list of home medications my reaction is "what the hell is that" and it's a statin 1% different from Lipitor or something
i think living in san francisco makes it very hard to understand 2025 US politics. i'd normally preface this with "throwing stones in a glass house since I'm in DC area" but we've been under military occupation for weeks