Simply Ed
@gojira65.bsky.social
Brooklyn-born transplant to San Francisco. Not clever enough to be a shitposter, not smart enough to be an expert on anything, not funny enough to be a comedian. Basically mid. Pro-Bay Area sportsball. Anti-GOP, Trump, Nazis. No DMs. Slava Ukraini!
created December 11, 2023
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Earl F***ing Weaver (@earlfckinweaver.bsky.social) reposted
I'd be surprised if you haven't seen this, sir, but just in case (and for those others who haven't). Probably the cleanest I ever yelled at anyone. @dicknixon.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=feAf...
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
LOL thanks for conforming it: you're a fucking troll.
David Roberts (@volts.wtf) reposted reply parent
Think about it. "Dems were too zealous in trying to prevent the spread of the virus" is, in US politics, a greater disadvantage, a bigger problem, than "Republican lies got hundreds of thousands of Americans killed for no reason." Just a pathetic fucking country. Pathetic.
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social)
A good thread. I'd like Sen. Brian Schatz to read it, but it appears he'd rather be on TwiXter than here.
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social)
Someone get this to the White House, stat.
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
I think Claire is right: it's just that people on here don't like Nate.
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social)
This is Mahomes, and rhis is Mmahat. (Some truly awesome names in this thread)
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
Third Of His Name
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
Tjete’s no doubt that Trump will supplant Dubyah as “Worst President Ever,” unless he doesn’t survive the year (at least if he kicks it, Bush automatically becomes “Worst Living Ex-President). The Bush body count is higher as of now.
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social)
What else is there to say? (The author, Michael Sfard, is a lawyer specializing in human rights law and the laws of war, and the author of the Hebrew-language book "Occupation from Within: A Journey to the Roots of the Constitutional Coup.") archive.ph/npLu7?fbclid...
Morgan J Freeman (@mjfree.bsky.social) reposted
This #LaborDay, let’s remember that immigrants make up 20% of the workforce. If 20% of the workforce were deported, the country's GDP would decrease by 12% (-3 trillion). Hurting immigrants doesn't only hurt them. It hurts America. Is weakening America worth owning the libs?
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
Remember when Trump came down with Covid and spent three days at Walter Reed? He claimed he was cured by a "drug cocktail" from a company called Regeneron. Whatever happened to that treatment? www.cnn.com/2020/10/05/i...
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
Damn, so clever that 20 people have already beat me to it.
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
Legolas, of course.
The Onion (@theonion.com) reposted
JD Vance Rushed To Walter Reed After Inner Hillbilly Returns
Ann M. Lipton (@annmlipton.bsky.social) reposted
i have yet to see a better summary of the experience of an internet elder
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social)
"Worse than Iraq" is a pretty amazing take. I don't think that President Bleach 'n' Hydroxychloroquine incompetently rolling out his pandemic response is quite on the same level as lying us into a war that destabilized the entire middle east, but what do I know? I'm just a dog.
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, "govt action" - if he means federal government, who was president in 2020? Oh yeah, the same guy that's president now, who put RFK Jr. in charge of public health.
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
LOL right, they may "re-examine their deployments" that they're doing because Orange Hitler wants to occupy big cities run by Democrats.
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
Ragusa? No, Ragu.
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
I can't believe he's that stupid. People have been buying jerseys with their favorite players' names and numbers for fucking EVER. I was a huge fan of Willie Mays as a kid...in the 19-fucking-60's.
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
Pure. Bullshit. I bought a Barry Bonds jersey...in 1993.
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social)
Happy Labor Day. open.substack.com/pub/wonkette...
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
👍
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
"Isn't it a good thing that people are so scared of going outdoors in DC, because they might be kidnapped by masked thugs and deported, that carjackings are now way down?"
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social)
My god, mainstream media is so in love with Trump's fascist tactics it's like a bad parody of the Onion. And kudos to Moore, but is it so hard to say that the Constitution specifically denies the stationing of troops in American cities unless expressly authorized by Congress?
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
Actually, John Cole ran the Ballon Juice blog. Pitchbot is Doug J, one of the frequent commenters and authors on the blog. www.cjr.org/the_profile/...
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
"flagged down by a woman" yeah, right, as if.
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
Guy who moved NYC's Emergency Command Center to the World Trade Center (in spite of the earlier bombing and police objections) survived 9/11. www.reuters.com/article/worl...
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
CBS isn't bringing us their best.
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
Actually that was the Democratically-controlled legislature, although Newsom has done his usual "sometimes he's for it, sometimes he's against it" dance. www.latimes.com/california/s...
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social)
Nathan Bedford Forrest Gump
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
Same here.
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
OK, I misread the first part of your comment to mean that it was trolls that were pushing the "anyone who says bad things about Newsom is being divisive and wrong, because he's our best best in '28" line. My apologies. I'm 67 and my rading comprehension isn't what it used to be. 🖖
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
As for the blonde white lady who looked very comfortable in her smugness, and voted for Trump because she "can't vote for the status quo" and was "absolutely better off during Donald Trump's presidency than I am today," I wonder how she feels now? LOL who am I kidding. She's probably fine.
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social)
After the election I took a break from politics until the end of the year. So, I missed a few things, like this John Oliver episode about the aftermath. Interesting to watch it now, to compare what Oliver thought would happen to what actually did happen (at least so far). youtu.be/LU2atCWyAos?...
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
It was Third Way, which at this point should be considered a group of collaborationist quislings.
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
Is it Opposite Day again?
isaac (@sevier.io) reposted reply parent
Probably one of the worst assumptions in energy that leads a lot of otherwise decent analysts astray is that energy is governed purely by financial rationalism rather than being a very old and entrenched geopolitical tool first.
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
Best song on the album IMHO
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly!
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social)
Hey, Gavin Newsom - maybe you could take a break from Trump trolling and get California involved in this.
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
Or maybe
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
Naive
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
Also too: “Jon Gruden resigned as the coach of the N.F.L.’s Las Vegas Raiders on Oct. 11 after The New York Times reported that he had made racist, homophobic and misogynistic remarks in numerous emails during a seven-year period ending in early 2018.” www.nytimes.com/article/raid...
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social)
My “Roger Clemens never took drugs, there is no proof that he took drugs, he has steadfastly refused that he took drugs” t-shirt is yadda yadda yadda.
Jen Grünwald (@jengrunwald.bsky.social) reposted
This whole thing is great but the highlighted bit made me laugh out loud. 😂 Marlon on Snoop:
Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 (@chanda.bsky.social) reposted
A lot of the discourse about Newsom comes down to people finding ways to say “I just think trans people aren’t as important as my other concerns” but saying it in the most cowardly way because they know how dick they would sound it they said it directly But we all know what you are, transphobes
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
Give me a break with this “Russian troll farms” bullshit. I live in California. I know Gavin Newsom. He’s a conniving social climber who has ambition without soul. If you’re going to view any criticism of a Democrat as trolling, then you don’t give a fuck about Democracy.
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
Mainstream media, as always, rushing to defend the fascist and normalize fascist behavior. “But now at least the trains are running on time!”
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social)
This is mesmerizing
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social)
Without Googling, even.
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
Shhh, don't tell anyone, but that's mine.
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social)
Pink Ladies on parade, Lafayette, CA. (Taken a few weeks ago, they're all pretty much spent now.)
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
Yeah, that's the key. It won't happen for Trump, because he's not a Democrat.
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social)
Not really sure what the point of posting things like this is. There are plenty of things you can blame on Schumer, but this is a GOP-owned debacle. If you want to blame someone, blame that fucker "Dr." Bill Cassidy.
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
They are as much of a Nazi bar as Twi(X)ter.
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
Yup, which is why going on Fox only serves to reinforce their narrative, no matter what you say on air. Tarlov's comments will be smothered under 100 layers of bullshit and pro-MAGA nonsense.
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
Then again... www.goodreads.com/work/quotes/...
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
He really doesn't like it when people tell him he's full of shit. But even people trying to politely tell him he's wrong get slammed by his acolytes. He views any disagreement as an attack on him personally.
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social)
Thread. We seem to be slow-motion walking into at least one catastrophe, probably several, and there is no one coming to save us.
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
Source: talkingpointsmemo.com/morning-memo...
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social)
Maybe Hollywood Democrats should throw another fundraiser for her.
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social)
This is the problem with pretending that Fox gives a shit about any point of view other than “whatever Trump wants is fine with me.” They are making fun of her, laughing at her, belittling her. Fox’s audience is doing the same. It’s pointless kayfabe to make liberals think MAGA can be reasoned with
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
Wow, from the time when Taibbi actually had useful things to say.
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
Until someone much younger comes along, anyway.
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social)
Dude knows (or should) that “thoughts and prayers” is a term of mockery for the general public, because no one from his fucking party ever proposes any concrete plans to do anything about mass slaughter. All we get is some handwaving about mental health (which they always cut funding for).
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
Not my experience at all. Twitter is full of fake accounts and bots, and most of the actual people are Nazis. If Bluesky is too “left wing” for you, there’s always Elon’s place as an alternative.
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
You get that what you reposted is pretty anodyne by comparison, right? Also you can just block people instead of crying about being trolled.
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social)
Not sure how insightful his thoughts are, if he gets triggered this easily. Pretty mild invective. Women get much worse all the time, both here and especially on Twitter.
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
Not without making sure your drink was covered the whole time.
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh, I'm fine with him trolling Trump (and pissed that Dem leadership isn't doing anything at all). I'm not fine with him being President. We can do better.
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
Love the slight pause while he thinks about it.
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
Oh yeah, I know immediately after reading that letter what RW media was going to focus on. It's a call-back to the earlier kerfuffle. Emma Green tsk-tsk-ed about it back in... 2021. www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social)
The updated version of "Don't follow me, I'm lost too"
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
LOL, he just makes money off of it.
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
My problem with bay leaves is you end up chomping on it if you're careful about removing it.
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
Also, too: WTF is this shit? bsky.app/profile/joey...
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social)
Newsom not beating the rap that he sucks on many fronts, not just on marginalizing trans people.
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
"The Federal Highway Commission has ruled the Canyonero unsafe" But we're still gonna let Elon sell 'em, by Jingo. Caveat Emptor!
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
Just taking a shot in the dark here: could the reason be that he's racist, misogynistic pig?
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
Yum!
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social)
What a piss take.
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
LOL
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
LOL
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
...is not very realistic, either. They all did what they felt they had to do.
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
That's what the director did. Everyone makes their own choices. Personally I think the Director continuing to litigate her job while 4 of her deputies resigned on the same day is a pretty powerful statement. The idea that any of those people who quit were going to have any influence if they stayed..
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
Actually Pete was the guy impersonating JD Vance (which is definitely not a stretch for him). 😀
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social)
TIL that Gloria Gaynor, the singer of "I Will Survive" and gay icon, is a Republican donor. I already knew Snoop was an asshole. open.substack.com/pub/wonkette...
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
MattY would end up being thrown into a Salvadoran prison, where he would sit on his bunk and say "I love you Big Brother" over and over
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social)
"We need to give the fascists a win" Imagine Ike saying this in 1944. My lack of interest in hearing anything that MattY has to say remains intact.
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
- Criminals wear masks - ICE wears masks - Masks keeps people from being doxxed Extending this further, perhaps the "Antifa criminals" (i.e. peaceful demonstrators) were trying to prevent their families from being doxxed?
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
Exactly. Simply sitting back and calling each new outrage a "distraction" is what's causing people to look at the Dems and say, "what a bunch of losers."
Mark Harris (@markharris.bsky.social) reposted
This is such a no-brainer that the lack of a coordinated response feels deeply damning. A Democratic leadership team that can't mobilize an instant all-hands-on-deck effort on RFK Jr. isn't a leadership team at all.
Schooley (@schooley.bsky.social) reposted
I know Democrats are overwhelmed (or rudderless, if you are less charitable) by the sheer volume of Trump authoritarian moves, but I’d like to see them unified behind specific goals like “RFK Jr is a threat to public health and needs to go.”
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
I agree with most of your list, not sure about the mainstream media one, though. Still seems like they are trying to normalize him. "Trump Takes Power Quest to New Level" is hardly being "harshly critical." www.frontpages.com/the-new-york...
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
Also I think whoever prepped him for the debate did a shitty job. He clearly wasn't the same Walz that we had seen from his speeches and videos.
Simply Ed (@gojira65.bsky.social) reply parent
I hope he studied how to use it on himself. Do it now, Drew, you can't take any chances.
Alyssa Harad (@alyssaharad.bsky.social) reposted
This is a hell of a letter. “The intentional eroding of trust in low-risk vaccines…will bring us to a pre-vaccine era where only the strong will survive and many if not all will suffer….Eugenics plays prominently in the rhetoric being generated…”