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@msnbc.com @cnn.com Where the fuck are you guys? Why aren't you demanding to know why Donald got so shy all of a sudden? For fucksake, you started digging holes every time Biden sneezed. Let's see some of that energy when the biggest attention whore in the world suddenly goes bashful
He didn't say that. He can't speak. Either dead, or stroked out so bad he cannot function
Why did y'all vote for someone with such low stamina?
Oops. Shit. GEORGE Pullman. Fuck. I always screw that up. Well, at least I didn't call him Bill 😆
When he finally does go, they're going to have to bury him like Charles Pullman, 20 feet down with railroad ties and steel beams criss-crossed all the way up, and the grave filled with cement. So he won't get dug up and desecrated
“Sometimes I believe it might be to everyone’s advantage if more people would think before they speak” “CENSORSHIP! NICE TRY LIBFLAKE! IT’S FREEDOM OF SPEECH, NOT FREEDOM OF THINK!”
Dear Trump staffers: It would really help sell the whole thing if you were a bit less observant of traditional rules of grammar, punctuation, and casing in his social media posts.
If Donald makes it through the weekend, it's proof that "thoughts and prayers" don't work worth a shit
Hey, at least you won't have to remember to turn it back on for next Monday, and it can't getcha next week. Silver linings, right?
@goseahox.bsky.social
I hope it hurts. A lot.
i’ve fused roles played by the same actor: thread
I have a feeling that he had another stroke and they’re hiding him away because he can’t string a sentence together, well, worse than before. A narcissist would be front and centre to dispel the rumours, and he’s a classic narcissist, so he physically/mentally isn’t up to it. This, or he’s dead.
😂😂😂 #archaeohistories
The existence of Jean Smart implies the existence of Jean Dumb
Wait. Rudy's "car accident" was him getting rammed by a pimp? 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆
Urban walls, sidewalks, and even utility meters are the unlikely canvases behind this clever collection of genius street art. From an illusion of a zebra being striped to a sidewalk creature with a real rock for a head, these eight works turn... 👇
Could be. Or it could be more like The Thing. If you spoke the right native dialog, you'd have known that the guys at the beginning were screaming, "Don't go near that thing! It's not a dog!"
…you mean foreshadowing?????
I had a kitty with that same type of fur, cream except for jet black tips
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
A Hard Day's Night. I used to lay in the living room in front of the record player and play my mom's LP of the album over and over. All great songs, but the title track is my favorite
WHITE HOUSE AIDE: we need a distraction from the president being dead OTHER WHITE HOUSE AIDE: let’s kill Rudy
Jesus Christ! That sounds like a dynamite breakfast. Sign me up!
Yup. I was a nursing home social worker, and everything is familiar. And I have been pretty confident that they were pulling a Weekend at Bernie's because they know they can't hold things together without him. Chickens are headed for the roost, though.
That's what I have been wondering. I don't think we've seen one on camera, but the aphasia and right leg ataxia are certainly consistent with multiple TIAs
I admit to some jealousy, but I'm also pretty jazzed for you. I like it when good things happen for nice people
We did Thanksgiving there a couple years back. I highly recommend GTFO of the hassle over holidays here and enjoying Mexican hospitality 👍👍
😂😂
Wesley BOUF-ed to be let in. As he walked in, I said, "BOUF" back to him. Wesley:
White House releases photo proving how lifelike he looks
We had one of those at my elementary school 1978-83
I LOVE it when people throw a general question out there, and restrict replies.
Who loved him? #RobinWilliams ##filmsky #moviesky 😍🔄💔
More often the morning after Szechwan or Mongolian. And I still kinda want to go to the hospital 🔥🚾
Dad: How are you going to make a living selling chips, salsa, cheese, and assorted toppings? Son: That's nacho business, Dad!
"The call is coming from inside the house!" — a horror movie where the horror is that someone is still using a landline
House of the Rising Sun - The Animals. I'm sure his father played poker... down in New Orleans
I'm thinking he died Thursday or Friday and it's been a paranoid "Weekend at Bernie's" by his inner circle
I won’t be seeing the new Frankenstein movie unless there’s a title card at the start explaining what Frankenstein is a metaphor for. I’m not wasting my time trying to figure it out.
NEW: The trump administration attempted to remove 600 terrified unaccompanied minors to Guatemala in the middle of the night on a holiday weekend. Judge Sooknanan stopped it. My latest: www.muellershewrote.com/p/the-sookna...
Little gentleman in a box :3
Very reminiscent of another gentleman with a box:
What pundits won’t admit: when Trump goes...MAGA splinters and erodes.👇 www.jackhopkinsnow.com
I know. I'm like, "Have you NEVER seen what happens to cults of personality when the personality goes?" That shit isn't transferable.
White people have completely altered "woke" to mean "thing I don't like" and it's really pretty telling of what whiteness does.
Back down memory lane🎶🤣
We get outraged over children dying. They get outraged over Cracker Barrel changing the logo. We are not the same!
Unless the cabinet is doing a Weekend at Bernie's to keep JD sidelined. But he can't blow the whistle because he's standing on the same shifting sand
I love their cover of "Working in a Coal Mine" from the Heavy Metal soundtrack sofa king much.
Me work de banana bot all night long. (Daylight come and me want to go home)
Now I gotta cut loose, footless. Can't wear no Sunday shoes
He's killed way more than fitty men
I grew up with Gene Hackman as Lex, so that's who I always see.
Dennis the Menace shilling for DQ from 1971-2002
Yeah. Five fingers looks weird for some reason. They painted the Brownie at midfield in Cleveland with 5 fingers, and it looked just creepy
It's hilarious that Duff Man is still around and Bud Man isn't.
I feel it.. #PurpleReign #AllAboutTheW
They tried. They tried
Well, if Deadline Hollywood is right... ... then they all are
Peggy Lipton in "Twin Peaks" - BOTD
Someone noted that these appear to be photos from 2019, and they distorted the license plates so we couldn't read the stickers and know for sure
@khqlocalnews.bsky.social Shouldn't that be a record for the guy throwing the sponges, rather than the guy getting hit in the face by them?
Ok, I'm over it and love you again, @gaychel.bsky.social 😂
See what I mean? His name's John Webb, but Laura and I call him Chet Youbetcha, like the anchor on Fairly Odd Parents, because he's basically a cartoon of newsman stereotypes
Not terribly unhappy, despite the outcome. That 2nd and 8 was what lost it for them. Cougs clogging up the middle, shouldn't have run up the gut. Work the edge, get it to 3rd and nothing or a touchdown.
Tie Game. Should have worked the edges on 2nd down, though
Let's Goooo
FUMBLEROOSKI!!
It was John Madden, you morons
Let Duggar Cook! LOL
Oh hey thanks Idaho/Wazzu broadcast for letting me know Law & Order Toronto is coming to the CW. Because everyone in Canada knows eachother, My sister is actually on the series premiere. You should watch it, it's good. It's like Hoser Columbo
Dear UDubGal, We miss you.
Shouldn't have fair caught that
LFG VANDALS!!
Wahoo! Big TFL
TOUCHDOWN IDAHO! GO VANDALS! GO MIGHTY VANDALS!
It's pronounced Meh-Rid-Ee-Ann
Fucking momentum killer.😠
Have we considered the possibility that he used so much bronzer that ICE accidentally deported him to El Salvador?
It's the Idaho DB that's been carrying the defense. Not me this time. But thank you
Fuck! Calf strain. I fucking hate those
FUCK!
That's the new University president, Dr. Betsy Cantwell.
And Christopher Walken. Can't forget him
Sleepy Hollow (1999) Directed by Tim Burton stars Johnny Depp, Christina Ricci, Miranda Richardson and Michael Gambon.
I’ve only been right twice in 49 years of being with my wife Suzette, but they are good ones: I was right that she should go out with me...and I was right that We’re Not Gonna Take It was a hit! She didn’t hear it! LOL! I wave those two like flags!!
