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Joseph Warren

@gothicalchemist.bsky.social

Retired Scientist, Adventure, Mountain Biking, Heavy Metal Music, Cat Lover, speaker of fluent cat and Baseball. Happily married for 26 years. Not looking for anyone else.

created December 9, 2024

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I agree

2/9/2025, 12:46:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've got that album. My favorite song is All The Young Girls Love Alice. Elton's hardest and darkest song.

2/9/2025, 2:49:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you.

2/9/2025, 2:45:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That was hit about Wilson. I'm becoming the king of typos.

2/9/2025, 2:44:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Enjoyed the baseball chat. Keep in touch. Good luck to your Red Sox.

2/9/2025, 2:41:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Tigers traded Bunning to the Phillies for Don Demeter and a few years later traded him to the Red Sox for Earl Wilson. I also had a chance to meet him after he retired. A really cool dude. He could him too.

2/9/2025, 2:39:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He could rake!

2/9/2025, 2:32:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bunnings nickname was lizard doe to his personality.

2/9/2025, 2:31:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Norm Cash was another favorite of mine. Got a chance to meet his in the early 80's.

2/9/2025, 2:30:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Indeed!

2/9/2025, 2:29:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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After Kaline retired, going to the game was like going to a family gathering after someone had died. 22 years of excellence and he was gone.

2/9/2025, 2:28:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I really liked Kaline but he was a bit shy and didn't interact with us kids as much. Although he was a great pitcher, Jim Bunning was a 24 carat prick.

2/9/2025, 2:26:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've been to a few games at Fenway. Wonderful park.

2/9/2025, 2:24:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maxwell would also interact with us kids. He had a knack of hitting home runs on Sunday. One Sunday in a Sunday doubleheader against the Yankees, he hit 4 home runs in consecutive at bats over parts of the 2 games.

2/9/2025, 2:24:00 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My first ever game was opening day 1959 vs, The White Sox. My first visiting player that I really liked was Al Smith who would take time to interact with us kids. He had played in the Negro Leagues before playing in the majors. My first favorite Detroit player was Charlie Maxwell.

2/9/2025, 2:20:57 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks. His 1967 year was amazing. He went from being very good to great.

2/9/2025, 2:17:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He looks like a penis with ears.

2/9/2025, 2:16:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I believe 1960 was Yaz's first season.

2/9/2025, 2:14:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My sincere condolences for the loss of your Mom. Mine passed at age 50 in 1973. Even though she's been gone for longer than she was alive, I still think of her often, and miss her a lot.

2/9/2025, 2:11:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I saw Williams play in his final year (1960) against the Detroit Tigers in Detroit at Briggs Stadium which was renamed the following year to Tiger Stadium. Ted had such a perfect swing. Glad I got to see him.

2/9/2025, 2:06:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe instead of Weekend At Bernies, we with have the remake titled Weekend At Donnies.

2/9/2025, 1:53:20 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Indeed!

2/9/2025, 1:04:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I'm less than a year younger than he is. I'm still very physically active and occasionally bang into things working or downhill mountain biking. I bruise more frequently than when I was younger, but it's not always in the same place.

2/9/2025, 1:04:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I really do like west Texas. I did post grad work in Astronomy and really enjoy the MicDonald Observatory. That's where they send laser beams to the moon to reflect off of the mirrors that the Apollo astronauts placed there. They have discovered that the moon is slowly moving farther from Earth.

2/9/2025, 1:00:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I can't speak for anyone else; but I would hope that it would never become like Twitter/X. Too many mean spirited people were there. Also those with batshit crazy conspiracy ideas were another issue. I don't want to be unkind to anyone; but there is a lot less of that here.

2/9/2025, 12:55:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I did a rafting trip through there. Loved it. I've stayed at the Chisos Mountain lodge on a couple of occasions.

2/9/2025, 12:51:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That reminds me of Santa Elena Canyon on the Rio Bravo is Big Bend National Park

2/9/2025, 12:07:39 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I also remember their version of Cast Your Fate To The Wind.

1/9/2025, 11:48:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He had an amazing voice. The first song of his that I ever heard was Love Denied in 1962.

1/9/2025, 11:37:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The first history is black history.

1/9/2025, 11:35:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I recall reading that his wife played a significant role in that. Hopefully history won't repeat itself.

1/9/2025, 11:12:10 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The collision put a tear of the port side and it was lying on that side with part of the starboard side sticking out of the water. The ship was named the Montrose.

1/9/2025, 11:04:23 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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My only sibling a younger brother died in 2022. Even in our 70's, it leaves a void.

1/9/2025, 10:52:04 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In 1962 and British freighter collided with a barge and sunk in about 25 feet of water. We would watch and they repaired the hole in its side and reflected it that summer. The captain of the tugboat with the barge claimed he was the first person to sink a British ship since the war of 1812.

1/9/2025, 10:45:34 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Woke Adrenaline Junkie (Downhill Mountain Biker) Old White Hippie Allergic to Bullshit

1/9/2025, 10:42:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We climbed Humphries Peak and on the summit were treated to a fierce storm that featured rain, sleet, snow and hail, not to mention lightning.

1/9/2025, 10:35:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I grew up inn Detroit 2 blocks from the Detroit River near the Ambassador Bridge. We used to go down to the river and watch the freighters go by.

1/9/2025, 10:32:41 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's so interesting! My dreams are more like Monty Python episodes.

1/9/2025, 10:28:09 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is that the result of breeding between a 4 line skink and a 6 line skink?

1/9/2025, 10:25:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We would say this as kids: Beans, beans good for your heart The more you eat, the more you fart The more you fart, the better you feel You should have beans with every meal.

1/9/2025, 10:22:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We had a cat for 22 years who loved the band Kansas. She would position herself equidistant from the speakers and rock on.

1/9/2025, 10:19:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I had their first album 12 inch vinyl. I liked their cover of The Contours Do You Love Me

1/9/2025, 10:15:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My Mom used to have a term for someone who was circling the drain. She would say that they had one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel. Just hoping.

1/9/2025, 4:58:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She did several tunes that I liked. Two Lovers. You Beat Me To The Punch and My Guy. She died young at the age of 49 in 1992.

1/9/2025, 4:55:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No shit!

1/9/2025, 4:51:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If trump croaks or is unable to appear in public; I wonder if his minions will hire a body double? Wanted: Person 6'3",280 lbs, small penis, orange complexion, a bad rug and a total asshole. Being stupid and incompetent a plus. Inquire at the White House

1/9/2025, 4:50:07 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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So does Curt Flood (and others).

1/9/2025, 4:43:06 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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What yo say does make a lot of sense; especially considering his lifestyle and age.

1/9/2025, 4:26:13 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What do toilet paper and the Starship have in common? They both circle around Yranus in search of Clingons.

1/9/2025, 4:22:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I suspect that you are correct.

31/8/2025, 11:27:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nazi Punks Fuck off by The Dead Kennedys

31/8/2025, 11:24:21 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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6.023 x 10^23is Avagadro's number.

31/8/2025, 11:15:20 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I have been saying that when agent orange kicks the bucket that the Magas are likely to pull a weekend at Bernies. I say it in jest, but not completely.

30/8/2025, 11:10:08 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree Merry merry king of the bush is he Laugh Kookaburra laugh How gay your life must be

30/8/2025, 7:46:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can the governor of Illinois (and other state) use their National Guard to defend their states from trump's goons. I know that state's governors have a lot of control over their state's national guards, Do they have that much?

29/8/2025, 6:30:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They could also use their hands to improve reception and picture quality.

29/8/2025, 6:21:56 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Amen!

29/8/2025, 1:36:12 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The corporate chains have destroyed many Mom and Pop businesses.

29/8/2025, 1:32:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He is a deranged, dangerous fraudster. His junkie ass hasn't spent one minute in a medical school class or even the courses required to get there. I taught OChem to nursing students; and I don't go around giving out unsound medical advice.

29/8/2025, 1:30:43 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know from personal experience that is correct.

29/8/2025, 1:25:47 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The MSM seems to be full of cowardly, chicken shit MFers.

29/8/2025, 1:23:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There have been heroin addicts who got past addiction and went on to have productive lives; worm brain sure as hell isn't one of them.

28/8/2025, 11:38:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't like wishing death on anyone; but she got exactly what she deserved.

28/8/2025, 11:33:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hope he gets better.

28/8/2025, 11:19:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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When someone wants to be noticed in the worst way; often, that's what they get.

28/8/2025, 11:09:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Worm brain has to go.

28/8/2025, 11:05:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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In defense of umpires on ball and strike calls: Catchers "frame" pitches and pitchers can put so much spin on a baseball that it does unreal things.

28/8/2025, 2:27:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I enjoy watching baseball games but I aim concerned about the quality of the umpiring, particularly on balls and strikes, and checked swings. Most other calls are reviewable. A bad ball or strike call changes an at bat. The difference between a 1-0 vs 0-1; and a 2-1 vs 1-2 is significant.

28/8/2025, 2:25:19 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Best wishes. Hope you are going to be okay.

28/8/2025, 1:26:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The song I Can't Stop Loving You that RayCharles did (among others) was written by C&W artist Don Gibson. This must be a different song (without the I).

28/8/2025, 3:36:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nancy had a great voice. My favorite song of hers was No One Else But You.

28/8/2025, 3:30:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One of my favorite songs. It has an amazing groove.

27/8/2025, 10:55:18 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Terrific my ass. They are kissing yours though. Go fuck yourself orange and take those 4 useless congresspersons with you.

27/8/2025, 10:45:58 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I remember Anyone Who Had A Heart with the instrumental part that sounded like a train horn.

27/8/2025, 8:00:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There is no cure for stupid.

27/8/2025, 7:44:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I especially remember Bobby Bare's version of that song.

27/8/2025, 7:43:04 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My youngest son Ty went to Catholic school through grade 6 although neither his Mom or myself are Catholic. With today's news,I could still see his as a little boy coming out of the building. It breaks my heart to think about the kids at that school in Minnesota.

27/8/2025, 7:40:37 PM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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He could call his double expresso Black Adder.

27/8/2025, 7:05:18 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hope your kitty is going to be okay.

27/8/2025, 4:08:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That old biddy needs to go!

27/8/2025, 3:51:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Those are some stupid bitches.

27/8/2025, 1:33:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Happy Birthday sweet kitties. Hope you enjoy many, many more.

27/8/2025, 1:31:49 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Worm brain has to go.

27/8/2025, 12:50:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Deport Rubio to Cuba.

27/8/2025, 12:49:02 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Our cats led by Babycat prowl through and rearrange our house every night. This morning they w3oke me up at 5:30 am to show me that half of a roll of paper towel that was shredded into a thousand pieces looked like. Computer mouse and my glasses on the floor and an empty shelf.

27/8/2025, 12:47:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I remember that tune. Proto acid rock.

27/8/2025, 12:35:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Miracle is one of the most overused words in the English language.

27/8/2025, 12:12:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What was the most erotic thing ever said on 50's TV? "Gee Ward, you were a little hard on The Beaver last night."

27/8/2025, 12:10:54 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That bitch is dangerous. Hope she gets her ass sued off.

26/8/2025, 9:57:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I believe that you are correct.

26/8/2025, 9:54:42 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I suspect that his plan would be to file a huge lawsuit against them and try to break them that way. I would not surprised though that he would target some of his strongest critics here.

26/8/2025, 6:15:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank You

26/8/2025, 3:10:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hell Yes! Take that you bastards.

26/8/2025, 3:09:45 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I really like Steppenwolf. One of my favorites is Don't Step On The Grass Sam.

26/8/2025, 3:08:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I know that a lot of people like them; but The Beastie Boys are one of my least favorite bands.

26/8/2025, 3:05:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He did some interesting songs. My favorite was Sand and Foam.

26/8/2025, 3:01:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I really liked their song Pushing Too Hard. It had that Proto Acid Rock sound.

26/8/2025, 12:37:27 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A pardon and a job with ICE?

25/8/2025, 8:24:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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As bad as the Rockies are this year, they could use you on their staff.

25/8/2025, 8:17:29 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Utahns just had to vote for him didn't you. Screw you.

25/8/2025, 4:47:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view