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@gperson.bsky.social

Commenting on the world’s absurdities, and passing judgment on those committing them.

created November 12, 2024

585 followers 414 following 2,848 posts

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Can’t wait for the Republic strike to end!

2/9/2025, 10:30:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Throwing garbage bags out of White House seems like an unsanitary method of disposing of his used, overflowing Depends!!

2/9/2025, 10:05:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🥃

2/9/2025, 9:48:30 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump to travel back in time to meet with Ribbentrop and Molotov to sign the Trump-Ribbentrop-Molotov Pact ending WWII before it even begins.

2/9/2025, 9:29:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Love the curls on the exhaust pipe!

2/9/2025, 9:15:57 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The “Widow Trump” has a certain celebratory ring to it.

2/9/2025, 4:33:35 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Today, according to a friend, is National Blueberry Popsicle Day. I don’t know what to do with this other than share. I do love blueberries though ….

2/9/2025, 3:23:47 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m hearing rumors that if Trump dies in office, and has a state funeral, that his hearse will be pulled by 8 McDonald’s employees to celebrate their new Cheeseburger Trump meal.

2/9/2025, 10:57:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ll bring the limes.

2/9/2025, 12:27:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This administration regards everyone outside the top 20% as expendable casualties. People are treated as units.

31/8/2025, 9:28:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ll bring the sausage!

31/8/2025, 11:20:34 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Maybe “American exceptionalism” was all just a corporate lie to get us paying taxes, and dying in wars to support market expansion for their products?

31/8/2025, 11:19:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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RFK Jr.’s voice is the sound made by two brain worms rubbing together.

31/8/2025, 10:12:42 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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MSN promises wall-to-wall coverage with updates every 5 minutes. Chris Jansing to host special to-night covering his achievements today.

31/8/2025, 10:08:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Who knew the Grim Reaper would be Melania?

30/8/2025, 11:54:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Heck no! That’s what killed him.

30/8/2025, 11:17:46 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think we’ll know when his end is near. First: his bruised hand will fall off. Second: Melania will leave him. Third: Trump and Alina Habba will announce their engagement.

30/8/2025, 10:33:24 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think we’ll find out soon that the Russian skin bronzer Trump used had mercury, urine and pig fat. Then his hand will fall off so no more executive orders will be issued.

30/8/2025, 10:31:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’ve discovered that porn bots are apolitical.

30/8/2025, 7:53:36 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ken Wake (@blackcat9lincs.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

And they are his more favourable characteristics.

30/8/2025, 2:01:32 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture nynd.bsky.social (@nynd.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

I would like to offer a second opinion. He also suffers from progressive a$$ hole syndrome

30/8/2025, 1:25:28 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂😂😂

30/8/2025, 9:58:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The US government should buy a mini-golf park, oust Trump as president, and give him the park to run. He can even skim off 50% of all admission tickets. Eric can join him as groundskeeper. Ivanka can run the snack bar.

30/8/2025, 1:21:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wish them an especially cold Russian winter.

30/8/2025, 12:50:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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??? 😂😂😂

30/8/2025, 12:48:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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With the Appeals Court ruling that Trump’s tariffs are illegal, can citizens file a class-action suit against Trump for financial damages created by higher prices we were charged?

29/8/2025, 11:07:26 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture mabelolivelover.bsky.social (@mabelolivelover.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Cool. I looked him on TV too and noticed the readily observable broken red capillaries all over his body and damaged lungs that make his voice weak and shaky. Both are products of his heroin abuse. I’m an expert in mitochondrial challenges so I know about these things

29/8/2025, 10:52:31 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂😂😂

29/8/2025, 10:39:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just like not filling out deposit slips every time.

29/8/2025, 10:16:25 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Reuse my flight of seagulls post from the other site.

29/8/2025, 10:02:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dreaming little furball dreams. Meow…..me….ow

29/8/2025, 9:26:43 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LA Wolfe (@surfwolf99.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

And he has more wrinkles than my Rottweiler.

29/8/2025, 7:05:32 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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😱

29/8/2025, 6:44:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂😂😂

29/8/2025, 6:43:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Rich Clark (@rcmedia.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Like a microwaved Mel Gibson?

29/8/2025, 5:44:09 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂😂😂

29/8/2025, 6:34:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dickbaldwin.bsky.social (@dickbaldwin.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Whoa! The "body odor" is a bridge to far. Otherwise, you're spot on.

29/8/2025, 5:04:51 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cheryl (@callmecinderella.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

His mother and father cannot be proud of this imbecile. Cheryl Hines must know what a bozo he is; and all of his kids must be embarrassed to call him dad. I sure would....

29/8/2025, 4:58:36 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Barefoot Contestor (@lynnettecs.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Very astute. You must be a true medical clairvoyant. It’s the self aggrandizement that really messes with the mitochondria in my experience. The thorniest of inflammations to quell.

29/8/2025, 4:54:33 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Kingpen_Island (@kingpen-island.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

RFK stands for Rape, Fascism and Kleptocracy. RFK definitely does NOT stand for Reason, Foresight and Knowledge.

29/8/2025, 4:37:01 PM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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I diagnosed Robert Kennedy Jr. by looking at the TV. He suffers from stupidity, self-aggrandizement, body odor, and bloating due to eating of uncooked carcasses.

29/8/2025, 3:24:26 PM | 2827 401 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mar-a-Lago is the American translation of “Wolfsschanze.”

29/8/2025, 3:14:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ha!!! I’m such an idiot! Thanks.

29/8/2025, 1:08:31 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Keryn12🇦🇺 (@keryn12.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

All because this madman criminal narcissistic demented old man wants to be a dictator and take retribution on those who do not like him.

29/8/2025, 12:13:17 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wait, isn’t it hydric acid that lab researchers use? This sounds like a bad idea. What am I missing? BTW, I’m not in the research or medical professions.

29/8/2025, 12:13:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A tragic confluence of a spineless Supreme Court, a spineless Congress and a madman president.

29/8/2025, 12:10:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To stop lab testing?

29/8/2025, 12:08:26 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hold the presses!!

28/8/2025, 9:12:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m sure the victims will appreciate your dismissal.

28/8/2025, 8:24:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don’t make dead children a spectacle. There’s no need. One either accepts that gun laws curb violence, or they don’t.

28/8/2025, 7:57:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There’s a cell at Alcatraz that he should acquaint himself with.

28/8/2025, 4:56:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I hope she gives him a heart attack.

28/8/2025, 1:39:41 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No to statism!

28/8/2025, 1:39:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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All of social media would wither if we were concerned with the dialectics of our posts.

28/8/2025, 1:00:55 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wonder if this country is ready for Finger Sandwiches Barrel?

28/8/2025, 11:40:21 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One can do this with a medical degree from Trump PlaySkool of Medicine.

28/8/2025, 11:31:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This is just going to spread.

28/8/2025, 11:23:53 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wish that Kennedy would shut up. His voice grates.

28/8/2025, 11:23:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ukraine needs to unleash hell on the Kremlin with a flight of Flamingos.

28/8/2025, 11:21:07 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Be on guard. This is all a pretext for a full on power washing of sidewalks.

28/8/2025, 10:28:30 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So, I hear we now have a National Janitorial Guard cleaning up scum and waste in D.C. I can smell Lysol on the Mall.

28/8/2025, 1:29:22 AM | 21 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yep. I liked it.

28/8/2025, 1:26:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I heard they’re being renamed as the National Janitorial Guard.

28/8/2025, 1:23:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What was the scope of your investigation?

28/8/2025, 1:22:40 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They usually indict po boys. He got lucky.

28/8/2025, 1:19:57 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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27/8/2025, 8:36:23 PM | 94 19 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ukrainian tariffs make these expensive.

27/8/2025, 11:53:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m sick of hearing about kids getting shot. This is something that causes people to overthrow governments.

27/8/2025, 8:20:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What if the hand bruise is the result of injecting ivermectin at Robert’s insistence?

27/8/2025, 8:18:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let’s send them to Mississippi again, but to clean up all the sofas in the front yards.

27/8/2025, 8:17:08 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Call me when the military calls for volunteers to drag his out of the WH.

27/8/2025, 8:14:32 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Arrest them and boot them out!!

27/8/2025, 8:12:15 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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There’s an entire pedogalaxy.

27/8/2025, 7:22:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He certainly doubled up on the fries.

27/8/2025, 7:21:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I like your thinking.

27/8/2025, 7:20:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I only went back at the request of a friend to follow them. I’ve posted on there but yeah, I won’t be posting much there. Bluesky has more sane people. And cool ones like you!!

27/8/2025, 7:19:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Stand against apathy and hopelessness?? Absolutely!!

27/8/2025, 5:56:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I spent about three weeks on the other social network, and boy, it’s a cesspool of RW nut jobs.

27/8/2025, 5:55:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂😂😂

27/8/2025, 4:52:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And all the snacks disappear!!

27/8/2025, 4:52:08 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And not the good kind.

27/8/2025, 12:51:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh Texan stupidity, let me count the ways.

27/8/2025, 12:36:28 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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AND - there’s no “confusion about vaccines.” They work!!

27/8/2025, 12:34:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Let’s hope he doesn’t have an aisle seat!

27/8/2025, 12:31:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now if Delta can just widen my seat a wee, I might try this!

27/8/2025, 12:29:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I’m surprised he can still type with the bruised hand.

27/8/2025, 12:27:44 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Like when I found out someone had brought homemade oatmeal cookies to the office!!

26/8/2025, 11:25:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Audacity of Hope n’est pas?

26/8/2025, 11:24:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I love summer evenings when our daily high was 76

26/8/2025, 10:44:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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“Transparent”

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26/8/2025, 7:43:53 PM | 14886 3507 | View on Bluesky | view

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Russians are animals. All of them.

26/8/2025, 11:50:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Of course it is, and we’re the unwilling audience forking over taxpayer dollars.

25/8/2025, 8:57:20 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Indeed. As he is of so many things.

25/8/2025, 4:38:16 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does the stable genius not know that a north-facing facade gets minimal solar gain?

25/8/2025, 10:20:49 AM | 31 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Einstein had a son named Hans Albert with his wife Maleva. He knew intimately special relativity, general relativity and familial relativity.

25/8/2025, 12:39:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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And time just melted.

24/8/2025, 4:04:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The goalie????

24/8/2025, 4:01:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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With sincere apologies and gratitude to Thomas Hardy, I am writing a novel based on my visit to the supermarket this morning. I’m titling it “Jude the Obtuse.”

24/8/2025, 2:12:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Is the administration hoping for a reprise of Kent State thinking the optics will strike fear into the populace?

24/8/2025, 12:50:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Going to the logical next step; how long will it take for his cadaver to decay if left exposed at Bedminster?

24/8/2025, 12:48:44 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view