Oooo Mastermind special subject Bob Mortimer - BRING IT ON!
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Oooo Mastermind special subject Bob Mortimer - BRING IT ON!
Apparently all the best gear at Bicester goes to rich twats who go and buy it all up in a 'closed shop' game anyway, thus wasting everyone's time thinking they're getting a bargain, just whatever crumbs are left.
Home now and safe to say James Trafford is NOT a Premiership goalkeeper and I hope we have still got the receipt from Burnley.
He looks slightly different #totp
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But you can see it...
A what? No! A monetary deposit Ahahahahahahahahahahaha
No! A monetary deposit! Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Phil Oakey here, fresh and direct from the meat festival #totp #noamonetarydeposit #turkeyseepage
I don't think so!
I know a few folk on here who teach/did teach in FE. Anyone ever hear of staff leaving and then returning? Not a career break or maternity or similar. Thinking it might be an option if it was the right place
Never again. Hope this helps 🤣
Form an orderly queue please this one's going to be rammed
Back of the net!
But who would win in a fight between Syd Dale and Alan Hawkshaw to be able to meet Keith Mansfield in the final
Oooft but do you have it as your phone ringtone to be able to go into proper battle like?
Man About The House is the greatest TV theme tune of all time. I will take you all in a fight about this.
Just going to spoil it for you all on purpose #totp
Oh yes Little Alex Horne is a big noise down there isn't he
Ok Taskmaster series 20 can be now please with Reece Shearsmith and Sanjeev Bhaskar!
I nearly soiled myself when that was on - absolutely brilliant
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Anyone want 2 tickets to the Charlatans for Thursday? Listing due to one of the team having a bone in her leg so can't go. Face value like and 100% legit www.twickets.live/app/block/10... #thecharlatans #castlefield #charlatanstickets
It's a "they". Bob Vylan is the band. They just so happen to be called Bob Vylan and Bobby Vylan
My favourite uttering from my parents was always "you're SUPPOSED to be intelligent", having been branded so as a pre-schooler. Drove me mad.
We are well past that point. Satanyahu is carrying out his final solution and nobody will stop him.
My cousin, who is no longer with us used to sit on the wall outside his nana's house there every day in a vain attempt to meet him. Don't know if she ever did. We are Gorton and we claim him as one of us.
He's technically from Openshaw but lived on Clumber Road next to Debdale Park for some time. Scraping the Gorton/Denton border by a fag paper's width.
Because 'conflict' is not the correct description. The word you are looking for is genocide.
You you you! Schoo schoo schoo!
Settling down to watch @kneecapceol.bsky.social nai! #yoursnifferdogsareshite Also before the pearl clutchers demand it's taken down
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Shithouses. Yet they scored a spectacular own goal by appearing not to know anything about Bob Vylan 🤣
I was born in 1971 and only think he's ever done one good song (Maggie), incidentally from the same year. Otherwise I think he's shit. Also see Elton John.
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Where have we seen this before?
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Is that Dickie Ticker, Accrington's no.1 showbiz agent and impresario? Wow!
I've got the cans in ready 🤣
I'm particularly looking forward to seeing The Dooleys and the Barron Knights! Get in!
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Well, Peter Capaldi belting out Take Me Out at Glasto wasn't the start to the weekend I was expecting
🤣 very apt to see this while we are catching up on many episodes of Buggernation Street
He just wants to build another massive theme park so he can live in it
Remember: every accusation is a confession
Here's a picture of me and I look slightly different
I can't wait to see the ratings for this Edmonds programme. It's going to be huge. But not for the reasons they expect. This is better than the Bros biopic.
I felt I had to go and check his Wiki page. Despite emigrating to NZ he's vehemently against immigration, and the BBC Welsh language service. In that order.
He's gone full Partridge x 1000.
"Tiny eyes..." #totp
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Ooh great The Real Thing will be on doing their song #totp
Something about Stan Collymore #totp
Oh and Alison Moyet
Jesus that's poor. Ticks off Supergrass, James and Lightning Seeds in the TV Times
Absolutely agree! Mika Hakkinen not fwom Hong Kong!
Everyone ten minutes ago: PLAY SOME SONGS WITH WOMEN ON THEM Everyone now: NOT LIKE THAT #TOTP
Might as well repost already 🤣 #totp
These boys are aged between 18 and 19. Their hormones are doing them damage #totp
It's definitely fisted, Mark #totp (I'm going to keep posting this until it makes them go away)
Shitey and the Shitehouse Family #totp
Need to call Greenpeace to deal with the oil slick
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All on YouTube y'know
I think he would have taken that very much as a compliment
Tragic, the whole thing. I hope it was properly maintained or else the airline are finally finished, not got a good rep as it is. And then they'll be guilty of corporate manslaughter.
What do you think about the theory/possible evidence the flaps weren't engaged or retracted too early meaning there was not enough lift/causing a stall. I know nothing about aviation by the way. Just curious.
Hurray! #thesmiths #totp #morrisseyisstillatwat #johnnyfuckinmarr
If Andy Hoyland of Heaton Moor is watching it's about time you gave me my copy of Axel F back now, you've had it 40 years you cheeky twat. #totp
Frankie says I floofin hate this song stop singing it to me #totp #dogmusicaltaste
Mark E Smith was in my local 24-hour petrol station late one night, saw me and my mate in our City shirts in the queue behind him (following a long trip home from some far flung away game), and asked us what the score was.
Marzipan's a private matter man!
Can you NEVER EVER play this again please, for the sake of humanity #totp
My birthstone is
I think my sister and her husband accidentally went to see the Lighthouse Family once. Well that's what the brother in law told me #totp 🤣
It's definitely "fisted", Mark
If you despised all of the shite on tonight's #totp there is a weekly Musical Bonfire every Sunday from 9.30am-1pm on www.mixcloud.com/MrsDennisNewsagent Send in your nominations and dance around the flames As endorsed by none other than Mr Clinton Baptiste #totp #mixcloud #clintonbaptiste
If only the record company had said NO WAY #totp
Space are decent though. I went to see them once back then in what was Brannigans in town. Some daft lad just stood at the front all night shouting "Tommy! Tommy!" 🤣 #totp
And here's Janet Jackson doing her one song #totp
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Play Dream Academy! #totp
You will all be pleased to know that Clouds Across The Moon DID NOT survive the Musical Bonfire on @mrsdennisnewsagent.bsky.social Sunday Stockake @spiderduckie.bsky.social #totp #burnbabyburn #pullitoff
There’s only 2 good records Pete Waterman has ever produced, and it’s this, and Musical Youth. Don’t @ me because it’s true #totp
The Commodores have just come off the night shift on the Love Boat #totp
He’s a greasy lover #totp
Shakin Stevens had as many #totp appearances as Fuhrage on #bbcqt just saying
Give it up Shaky. Seriously. #totp
‘Millionaire Hoarders’ on Channel 4 where obscenely twats get their valuables assessed. “It’s fake that, love” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
*looks around BBC to see what else is on. Alison Hammond’s Big Weekend shitting in a field. This week, Alison visits Mel B…. 😳
Good shout. The Mr chose chilli sauce with me = satay. The peanuts will need wiping off first.
Very timely post thank you. The Friday Chinese takeaway has just arrived. Those little free bitches are just staring at me from my plate.
What? Athletics!
Is that Simon Bates on sax? #totp
Massive Toyah fans round here in 1981, #totp
Oooo hide your eyes Mary Shitehouse! BAN THIS FILTH NOW #totp #imagination