"How Graham Linehan's relentless bullying of an already oppressed minority group led to the premature end of a career that was entirely propped up by Arthur Mathews anyway" Fixed your headline for you.
"How Graham Linehan's relentless bullying of an already oppressed minority group led to the premature end of a career that was entirely propped up by Arthur Mathews anyway" Fixed your headline for you.
Right headline, wrong reason.
Looks like you emptied out the rest of the site!
His straight line challenges with Storror are always fun
Oh there's quite a few knuckle draggers here in NI. They look quite similar to this specimen around the 12th of July
Gotta love Ash
"rush to profit from the male-inadequacy market." This describes the whole process perfectly. If we had silver back gorillas suddenly appear in the UK these knuckle draggers would be polishing their rifles
Tim Key really flexes his acting muscles in this. The scene where the camera is on his face while they are singing is sublime
Was camping yesterday with my 9 year old daughter... had a lovely time but reached a new low when I realised that I would have to preload my moka pot last night before bed with coffee and water as I realised I would be lacking the basic motor functions in the morning to prepare my morning cup.
New season of the Outlaws? Awesome.
I used to work with a guy who, if you said something like "there's nothing worse than a 4pm meeting on a Friday", he would respond "I imagine getting your balls stuck in a blender would be worse". I mean he's not wrong, but the pedantry was annoying.
They missed an opportunity to piss in his soup
*more expensive* (autocorrect made my point incomprehensible sorry)
Without massively investing in rural public transport will be massive, but unseen to the ~84% of people who live in urban areas. Rural dwellers represent the people who grow our food. Increased costs will either force food prices up or push them out of business, which means we turn to more imports
FWIW I haven't bought a tank of fuel in over 10 years. I agree something needs to be done to ease congestion and pollution, but raising fuel duty is not the magic bullet. The 22% across the UK that you quoted earlier are likely all city dwellers. The impact of making motoring more effective....
That's not the point I'm trying to make. Just because you don't own a car, doesn't mean you don't benefit from lower fuel prices. It's not hard to see that a rise in fuel duty will have a knock on cost to the rest of us in the form of raised food prices.
Money makes people blind...
The driving habit also subsidises everyone's consumption habit through haulage. Just because you don't own a car, doesn't mean you're not benefitting from lower fuel prices. First thing to increase will be food prices. And Id like to know how many of the 22% live outside of cities in the UK.
just legally mandate data centers run on solar our grid would be 100% solar in like 6 weeks lol
I had the honour of encountering a whale shark while diving in the Gulf of Mexico.... I was finning at full pelt and exhausted myself quickly just to keep up (kept a respectful distance of course). One tiny flick of its tail and it was away. That's a memory that will stay with me forever.
In many countries they are.
Nobody gives a fuck what you put in your mouth Thomas. It's what comes out of it that causes problems.
Well to be fair, his dad has probably lost interest in him since he grew up too much. I'm guessing Jr is missing his Dad's nighttime bedroom visits that he used to get when he was a young attractive boy. When starved of Daddy's "love", he does increasingly desperate things.
That's the dream. If it wasn't for the kids and their gymnastics routines I'd do the same
Because he has no shame
Lucky you. After two weeks mine is knee deep. The summer humidity increases that every year as well.
Once a month? Ok. That's an interesting take.
Everyone has one. The only variable is how good you are at making sure the twat doesn't come to the surface
Ok! Thanks for coming.
And compostable ones. Mine go straight on the compost heap. They're gone in a few weeks. The worms seem to work so much harder for some reason...
I'm not an advocate for plastic lawns, but this is not as black and white as the Opin suggests. Really, if it's measured on environmental impact, wildflower lawns are best, then plastic, and grass lawns are worst. Plastic lawns don't require a petrol lawnmower spewing out fumes once a week.
Fake lawns are made from recycled plastic which could've ended up in landfill. The sub base is way more porous than the compacted clay that sits beneath a real lawn. Grass lawns are a biodiversity dead zone so hardly a standard to measure against.
It's almost like interacting with a customer services agent brings out the twat in you
It was a simpler time, before the whole Jimmy Saville thing came out.
I think you need to have a word with the architect who thought a floor to ceiling window in your bathroom was a good idea
Same for paracetamol. A product that many more people would know what you're talking about, but wouldn't work to crowbar your message of "going to the gym is my life"
Fortunately it only happens in OPs head as they silently rage shop and fantasise about having the balls to do what they have just said they do.
Here's the real shocker, women need time to themselves too.
Yes Geoff
You've seen nothing yet. 40 is a threshold I wish I hadn't crossed.
Windy.com does it for everywhere in real time now
Nope
"soap"
Or the top ten are forced to enter a version of the Hunger Games. 10 billionaires, 1 weapon each, Battle Royale. One winner emerges. They then have 12 months to ensure they don't end up in next year's competition.
Just make him know you know. Make him think you will report him. You own him now. Have some fun with it.
Cotton White? That was in our 2023 collection. The closest match to that is now called Monkey Jizz.
Our previous home owners did that (in a way) by leaving the old paint tins in the garage. That was an extra dump run I didn't need.
Those have to be paid for by someone. My daughter's school had to sell their minibus because they couldn't afford to put the teachers through the training which would give them the licence endorsement to be allowed to drive it. But 14 years of Tories was worth it because hey, we got Brexit, right?
Which nowhere near matches the rate of inflation, or a decent liveable wage! All it does is give the impression of caring. It's the legislatory chocolate teapot.
Fucking well said man. Your whole thread here is eloquently put. I feel so bad for those coming up behind me. I'm 46, earn a decent living, have a house and have actually managed to save a few pence in the last 10 years, it feels like my generation is the last one where any normal people can do that
Dogs know dog people. It's like their sixth sense.
Kind of like most of the posts on anon opin and fesshole
And with that kind of work ethic, you'll never be a billionaire
Most b movies have better storylines than blockbusters
The proper way to do a tequila shot is to snort the salt before and squirt lime juice in your eye after
He looks like my (self appointed) head of security. He is also a good boy who likes to vet potential threats to the house by tasting their hands and faces and leaning his bum against their legs. If that involves the proper response of scritches, he lets them in.
To be honest, the immigration status of the guy bringing me a sweaty burrito at 1:30am is not the highest on the list of my priorities. It's quite far below the aforementioned burrito itself, and way below making sure I stay high enough to enjoy it.
How often do you 'lose' a job?
Single serve pepper is just the unground husks of the peppercorn. There's barely any pepper flavour in them. If these sachets were proper ground black pepper like you get in a bag from the Asia supermarket there would be plenty in a sachet for one serving.
It's not your fault though is it?
There's not a single one in the north of Ireland
Yeah I'm good thanks
Paper decomposes
Literally anything she eats is likely to be more than 30 days old. Pretty much all food needs to grow for more than 30 days
Oh but it is
You know you carry it out in your trousers don't you? You're leaving nothing in there.
This deserves more love
Nasi Goreng and Huevos Ranchers (to name only two) would disagree with this
So you covered up for one activity that will get you thrown out of the nightclub by pretending to do another activity that will definitely get you thrown out of the nightclub?
Cinemas should be encased in some form of phone signal deflector. And ejector seats which are automatically triggered by talking once the film has started.
That's fucking unbelievable
I'd rather have a deep tissue massage. That's how I pamper myself, getting beaten up by someone half my size!
I haven't been to a barbers in 15 years. I don't care enough about what I look like, nor does my wife, and I don't give enough of a shit about what other people think of how I look to waste my precious time and money having myself preened by someone who's entirely disinterested. Life's too short.
I used to take a screengrab of my face in my room and set it as my background. Then move my head slightly and take another screengrab. Repeat as necessary. By the end of the call there could be up to 20 of my face in my background. Only did this on big calls where it was less likely to be noticed
And make them go and knock on the neighbouring court's door to get their ball back if they hit it over the wall
Our national culture of invading, pillaging, and stealing.
I must've completely missed that one. God I love my bubble of ignorance
My socks are all fluffy and padded in the inside. Having put socks on inside out by accident on many occasions, I can confirm that the right way out is way more comfortable.
The point of comedy is often that it is ephemeral. I've watched back recordings of comedy shows that I've been to, and been in pain afterwards with laughing so much, but I barely raised a smile on rewatch. With comedy, you really have to be in the room to get the magic.
reduce road traffic accidents by changing the definition of road traffic accidents
jerk chicken and plantain is basically chicken and banana
fried banana and bacon is amazing
I'm going to town on these fuckers
Sticks it in ice, flings it over his shoulder and gives it a good shake, then bangs it off the table a couple of times to get the top off. Then squeeze some lemon juice over it and guzzle it down.
I had no idea that conditioner is only for biological women. Must stop using it on my beard...
Now that Palestine Action have been proscribed, I can see a 'Life of Brian' style scene happening. "Are you Palestine Action?" "Fuck off, we're Action for Palestine"
Yes
On the same theme, 0 and capital O should not be allowed in passwords
It's the least wrong of all the places you could choose
You shouldn't drive after one drink. I wouldn't call that 'much'
And mine is the opposite.
Or, you know, not wanting to drive after drinking.
I just love jumping in the car after a few beers to "just go to the takeaway" myself. Uncle Rob is drunk and larey, and now hungry.
Surely this is the impartiality that the BBC strives towards. They're just showing balance. Or does impartiality only apply when you agree with it Lisa? BBC News - Nandy asks why nobody has been fired at BBC over Gaza film www.bbc.com/news/article...
Your assumption there is that I use fabric conditioner. Line dried towels outperform tumbled ones any day
100% agree. I need something with a bit of bite to get through the thick carpet all over my body. Fluffy towels just move the water around on the surface.
I would love to hear what Bill Hicks would have to say about Trump
Was kind of hoping America would declare independence from their orange despot today, but sadly not
Everybody knows you watch porn at work on your personal phone, not your work laptop.