Unfortunately it's too late, I've already portrayed myself as the cool dog stealing sausages and you as the humidity riddled furious kitten.
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Unfortunately it's too late, I've already portrayed myself as the cool dog stealing sausages and you as the humidity riddled furious kitten.
AI grifter scammed their way into Dragon Con. The staff had them escorted out, lmao you love to see it
Yesss
Dude hells of fuck yes Physically holding a Sword & Sorcery magazine is so cool haha This rules
I dont want to turn on my laptop
The bank app is telling me to "tap & pay like a boss😏" and "rally my crew". I am 37 years old and you are the bank. Don't talk to me this way.
a samus for my patrons #metroid
Good news about the cutting-edge AI tools from the $3-trillion-dollar company.
hey bro why's the slut riff in your leitmotif
Kirby after he inhales Grant
A potent ability to be sure
I don’t know. He’s not as handsome, that’s for sure.
Indigestion powers go
Penguins are very weak to being correct about media
I cannot give him this ability
😤😤😤😤how dare
snake. we've given you a sun chips bag for when you want to alert guards and bait them to a position. those bags are loud as fuck. holy shit. they somehow created a bag of chips louder than a jet engine. god damn.
Helmet and shades ala Protoman
A blast from the retconned past, the Kryptonian Cryptid from Kansas, the Lad of Tomorrow....who IS the Smallville Superboy?!?
If Kirby ate me he would gain the powers of Being A Cool Guy With Correct Opinions.
Slapping the design into some poses to see how it holds up - such a great suit!
100%
Hm!
I think as a macro-level plotter he’s quite skilled, and certain character beats are very well set up. I’m less sold on his moment to moment dialogue and short-term plotting or one off stories.
There’s just a lot of strange interpersonal choices
My thoughts exactly.
Nearly completed the second Invincible Compendium. I think my feelings are even more bifurcated than before. The highs are higher and the headscratchers more headscratchery.
Here's the next entry in my ENDLESS FANTASIA character bio series! Meet MOTHER GOOSE! www.kickstarter.com/projects/206...
Some noodley warm-up cats!
Depression is hitting hard, but she's helping. ❤️
Happy Letterer Appreciation Day to all the incredible letterers in the industry! 🎉✍️💖 Revisit our Manga Letterers Roundtable and learn more about manga lettering with lettering greats @sara.pizza @brandonbovia.bsky.social @kaitouace.bsky.social & @cranchyroll.com! mangamavericks.com/2022/manga-m...
Daredevil Batman + Robin Droids Warhammer Techpriest Wookie Jedi
Today is the only day you can repost this.
youtu.be/ttlB3YgFxfM?... It's Labor Day And I haven't done a #DJSPOTLIGHT in a hot minute. Here's about 33 minutes of UK Garage goodness from Mix and Vids, one of my favorite DJs to go to for UKG and 2step. Enjoy. 💚🌻 Hope your holiday is going well.
it's hamtaro time! kushi kushi, ticky ticky! #hamtaro
more wonder woman and jumpa pls ദ്ദി
If you see this, we're posting elves.
Nico Robin 🌼
tomorrow 🖤
happy labor day everyone. now more than ever we got to remember what it's about.
I’m a hydration skeptic. not sure you need to drink that stuff
Millennials are middle aged now but not me. I stayed young somehow
Song of Memories. I've been wanting to do an FF9 print for so long.
Rudy Giuliani happened to be in the middle of one of his favorite pastimes - RESPECTING WOMEN - when he suddenly broke every single bone in his body. Please do not call and ask any questions because his business partner is taking care of him ❤️
bases are loaded. we got a triple on deck
BATGIRL 66 #dragoncon commission
it took us a long while, but the script for Shaw City Strikers' relaunch is almost done! we're going for a single-volume release, to start, and decide where to go from there here's some sick guest art from the original monthly webcomic version by @sebastianpiriz.bsky.social and @brobexx.bsky.social
Watto-field
Supergirl sketch at Dragon Con 2025.
*loud pooting of acknowledgement*
The neighbors are up to something SUSPICIOUS like yard work in their own front garden but don’t worry, we’re watching them
rat
Getting food poisoning and having to run through the entire set of Nickelodeons Guts and solve a Scooby Doo mystery with a living talking dog before you can use a toilet
I was doing something super heroic and cool before I got in a car accident, please do not look into this any further
Bro get over here. Bro. You're not gonna believe it, you gotta check this out, Gumby's going fucking ham
#trigun #TRIGUNMAXIMUM #vash #vashstampede
so anyway, i started blasting
グレートファイバード！ #anime #illustration #comic
I think what I said in work chat was that SF2E uses science fantasy as a method of both exploring and poking fun at our world in the present. But also it's because Dustin is a memelord.
I want to shake Toei and go "THANK YOU FOR RIDER SIMULCAST. BUT PLEASE JUST LEAVE THE EPISODES UP AFTERWARDS."
Yooooo
WHOA MOMMA, WE GOT HYPER NEO GEO 64 WORKING?
got a job rejection, saw the company post the same job again, so i applied again. i decide when we're done.
Teddy bear tummy fur 🧸
last of us has left not a single impression on me except for this specific tumblr post, which i think about all the time
🌌Reflection 🌌 As always, I love painting my dear #PrincessTutú 🦢
😭😭
This is sinply incredibly. The composition, the colors, beautiful
Invertida #art #illustration
😭😭
Mario 64 menu-ass dog
It’s like God set out to make the biggest canine ever and spent twelve hours making the nose then got bored and gave up
Well hound about that
“Best I can do is dog”
Yelling at creationism and evolution like “Somebody needs to take responsibility, fess up”
*gently to my cat*: you cant be a little fucker. You have to be good. No more being a little fucker. *My cat, purring*: the Being a Fucker hour draws near
How are these dogs real
Blast Away Mario's Worryingly Surface Level Understanding of Gender Ideology
Ugh
nobody has seen the president in three days [burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy
A.B.A. 🗝️
Duck Under 'Ultraman - Fighting Evolution' PlayStation
An absolute classic
Getting a dumb idea of my head before the moment passes
You can't fight like a tiger 24/7
my father-in-law is a “I know a guy” Guy. sadly all the old Guys are aging out of the Guy Economy. Guys are fundamentally incompatible with Hustle Culture because it’s not about “winning” a deal, it’s about collecting favors and goodwill in a mutually-beneficial cycle. protect your local Guy Economy