Larry David should dedicate his afterlife to haunting him
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Larry David should dedicate his afterlife to haunting him
This is woke.
Your family can’t wait for you to die
Are you implying the original Toxie wasn’t hung?
Send everyone of these fucks to the Hague
I knew it, Dolly just another victim of The Clinton Crime Family
Cigarette ash gives infants a healthy dose of carbon!
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It would be so bad if Lori was mayor right now lol
You know when they say obvious bullshit, you’re allowed to call them out on it
Fuck him up, Socrates!
College bar didn’t help things but god Stoolies are all such dickheads
This is going to bother the most useless people.
She's always been dog shit
Powerful graphic: Chicago just saw its smallest summer murder total since 1965. The city is on track to see one of its lowest murder totals in decades, a trend in play all year that continued through the city's most violent season. Murders are way, way down after a spike. Look:
if liberals keep getting away with crying "OMG PURITY TEST!!!" over any sort of attempt to have any standards at all, the end result is going to be indistinguishable from what UK Labour is today.
My wife and I went to get lunch at a bar we'd always thought looked interesting. Turns out it was a Hawkeyes bar and was having a Barstool event. It fucking sucked so much.
I'll let you in on a secret. Nothing happens there. Nothing at all.
"But I've got charts!" "No one gives a shit."
At least he’s honest about it lol
this pencil-dick needs to be primaried
The man is an unnatural
Admittedly it would be nice if Ro Khanna could be bothered to mention that what Linehan said about my community was fucking disgusting and could literally get us killed but okay thehill.com/homenews/hou...
Can someone please kick the shit out of Elon already?
Sure but then you can just sit and relax as you are poked in every single nerve in your back
Eat shit
Snelling described Napolitano’s post as “the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard” and “a slap in the face” to members of the Police Department. Not mentioned: The police union amplified Napolitano’s post.
No it wasn't
There is a very real chance that this dogshit article led to more canceled Tribune subscriptions than the number of likes it got on Bluesky.
Very much doubt you have friends.
Whelp, found two more, both from An American Werewolf in London. Thanks, @lanceboyle94.bsky.social!
Doing great, Mr. President!
Is a single one of you rightwing ghouls a resident of the city you fucking hate?
Because he’s a techbro dickhead?
no comment...
Kneecap's banger new joint 'Sayõnara' is the cure for this moment in time. If it's not THIS undeniably cool then I don't want it. No wonder the establishment is equal parts confused and alarmed by their mere existence.
omg
Texas loaded busses with desperate migrants and dropped them off in Chicago like trash in the middle of winter. We welcomed them into our communities. Now Texas is sending its National Guard to terrorize them on our streets. In our neighborhoods. What the fuck.
every single rabid Newsom fanboy who isn’t doing Their Thing for Pritzker right now should disregard previous instructions and explain why
“It makes Trump mad” So does pretty much everything, it’s his whole thing
Scooby Doo and The Ghoul School washes all of them
Gotta be the guy in Maine, right?
40% of Republicans think the COVID vaccine killed more people than the COVID virus. One in four believe that QAnon is real. No matter how far they radicalize, we are told over and over again that the people being rude to them are the problem.
if no one cares than you clearly don't need our votes in the general. good luck.
The fan:
You have a dog brain
#wifeguy
"To Chicagoans... Look out for your communities and your neighbors. Know your rights. Film things that you see happening... Authoritarians thrive on your silence." (man, am I glad to have a governor who gets it)
Make sure she sees this
Always recommend The Wicker Man, The Thing, and The Exorcist and will for eternity
Liberate their barbecue. Leave their bullshit chili
Oh no, more delicious flatbread
Probably pissed about slavery ending
Sign in Strange Cargo window.
And it’s best to block them first. You see them acting like assholes to other people? Nuke them from orbit without interacting. It defangs them faster than any other strategy.
Endless practicing in a mirror until any semblance of authenticity has disappeared
Yeah, I'm a fan of A24. A24-year-old movie called Little Nicky.
How are you this close and still missing it?
starmer is doing all the anti-immigrant and anti-trans "popularism" stuff the centrists are demanding US dems do and this is the predictable result:
the far-right edgelord who bought that website for the explicit purpose of boosting far-right commentary at the expense of everything else has made his far-right clanker chatbot even more far-right. four bylines on this
stop leaving out the middle name!
don't care, won't vote for a transphobe
been pondering this and I'd call it more like "high ideology, low information." people with iron views who will uncritically believe anything that validates them, and disbelieve anything that doesn't bsky.app/profile/mtsw...
I don't think Glenn hears that he's a dork nearly enough.
Ironically Stancil would benefit big time from being actually bullied.
Since Michael turned off replies and quote tweets, like any good journalist seeking the truth would, I'll point out that people like him, Nate Silver, Matt Yglesias, etc. say shit like this as cover for the fact that THEY DO NOT SUPPORT THE POLICY AND THEY WANT IT TO FAIL.
In the meantime, birds! In flight! Right now! #birds #fall #migration
Dammit
I've been all over the country, and I don't know of a place that speaks FU as fluently as Chicago. Not even kidding, you'd sooner mess with Texas.
A friend took this at a rally today and I barked laughing.
You are a moron
this is the ur- falsehood of our political era and everything from "schools shouldn't have locked down during covid" to "trans women in sports is a national crisis" are downstream of it and the through line of all of them is national media's willfull ignorance and complicity
![A man in the crowd of the Baby of the Year contest in ITYSL, yelling “I hope you fucking die, [redacted].” In the actual show, the “redacted” is “Harley Jarvis”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:mqew6mgb4zkydlf5bn7qty2h/bafkreihhc7xxjyqvfobvqcbqngpbhzxyc7ckseg3542k5bsc4pguwsfzde@jpeg "Click to view full size")
^Loser Mindset ^
Calling it. Trump isn’t making it to 2026.
New York Times reporter still couldn’t help himself from the “both sides” bullshit and minimize what Trump is doing
In fact it seems like you losers continue to bleed voters specifically because you do nothing, believe nothing, change nothing, and demand fealty for it. Have you considered not being gigantic losers and offering something to people?
Lol yes he was
Every single opinion of yours is dog shit
“Blueskyism” Rent free lmao
What have I been up to? Ahh not much, just sweating for 72 hours straight, feeling good now though
Yeah, he's dead.
“well integrated”
RFK Jr: “If you’ve ever compared an unvaccinated kid to a vaccinated kid… you see the bright eyes, the engagement, the social interactions, the curiosity. And you compare them to the child who even had one or two vaccines, and they’re completely different.“ This man is an existential threat.
I think it’s really funny that there is a cottage industry of liberals creating content about why these electoral boogeymen are worthless for not doing things their own party despises.
🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ clinton giuliani trump 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️
it is actually so damaging for them that "when it happens" is such a meme all over the internet now though I just feel like "grassroots conviction that you're about to fucking die any day now" isn't really conducive to projecting an aura of fascist inevitability
You are very stupid
Only player who could look like the best player in the league one day and follow it up with doing shit so stupid you wondered if he could make a rec league team the next
Would
Sorbo has it coming
Hitting 30 and realizing you can never go downstairs again
