Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Why can't Mike Johnson publish his fan fiction on AO3 instead of telling it to reporters?
Pro-democracy, pro-common sense, pro-kindness. I stand with immigrants who want a better life, the LGBTQ community, Ukraine, NATO, reproductive rights, religious freedom (including freedom from religion), universal health care, and a livable planet.
640 followers 450 following 596 posts
view profile on Bluesky Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Why can't Mike Johnson publish his fan fiction on AO3 instead of telling it to reporters?
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Can the spectators all wear cardboard cut-out Epstein masks during the whole match?
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Wait until Hegseth's stupidity gets a bunch of service members tragically killed because they were sent on a mission designed to be violent and lethal but totally ineffective that does nothing for national security.
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
What Hegseth is describing is exactly what the US military did in Iraq and Afghanistan. The reason the US lost those wars is not because the troops were not lethal or violent enough.
Noel Casler Comedy (@noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social) reposted
There’s a disgusting irony in appointing a corrupt NYC mayor to be Ambassador to Saudi Arabia in the days leading up to 9/11 Anniversary. I would expect nothing less from men like Trump, who exploits the iconography of such events to further con the victims while helping KSA.
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
How can we make Trump's cage match all about Epstein?
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
We can only hope this backfires spectacularly when someone from the Trump administration says something really stupid and embarrassing on TV. (Yes, I know they already embarrass themselves all the time, but they don't seem to be aware yet).
Eliana (@otrodia.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Almost as persuasive as a strongly worded letter.
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Good piece by Krugman!
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Because of course.
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
We already know the numbers will be in the toilet.
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm stealing that
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Remember all those times Kamala Harris publicly told senators they were full of shit? Neither do I.
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social)
Isn't Florida full of Boomers who witnessed the awesome invention of vaccines as children, and now need them more than ever because they are now high risk? Trumpism has broken their brains. #PsakiBriefing
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Warren Buffett: "Only invest in industries you understand." Don Jr: "I know what my next business will be"
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
You know that Trump & family will be doing this for real, except with crypto so the world will never hear about it?
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm an East Coast girl, so not from a wildfire region, and I can only imagine how horrible wildfire must be. This is so evil and dangerous.
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
You are correct that there probably should not be a reboot. Unless it was directed by Guillermo del Toro, he's the only one I would trust with this.
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
This inspires me to start writing fiction again.
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Thank you, Tom, for fighting the good fight. Many things need to be explained. Even if the explainee doesn't like the explanation.
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Was a certain world leader not invited? Or was he too old and frail to hang out with his BFFs?
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Has there been a reboot of H.R. Pufnstuf? If yes, it was probably horrible which is why I did not hear about it. If no, why not?
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought I was the only on e who was reminded of H.R. Puffenstuff while watching McDonald's commercials. And I always associate H.R. Puffenstuff with major drugs.
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
So many of us do. Remember when a Republican member of Congress asked Secretary of Energy Steven Chu how oil and gas that was in the tropical m1illions of years ago could now be in Alaska?
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
We can all dream . . .
butterflygirl24 (@butterflygirl24.bsky.social) reposted
Oooooh, Taco will be so jealous! 😂🤣😂🤣 #arresttrump #newsom
Franklin Digito Robovelt 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 (@fdrobovelt.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Ask and ye shall receive! 😆
Eye Of The Idol (@eyeoftheidol.bsky.social) reposted
Damn JB Pritzker! He threw the gauntlet down at Trump and drew a line in the sand against him and his fucking fascist sycophants in this regime. That man has no fucks left to give for Donald Trump and his authoritarian bullshit. Illinois has a good one there! #Maddow
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Her name is Heather Honey. Maybe Trump saw her play an election official in a porn film and say "hey she's right out of central casting." (I would not make fun of her name if there was any chance she was a rational, competent person.)
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Trump is not wrong. North Korea is a country of great potential. It just needs to get rid of Kim Jon Un and his regime.
Yari no Yūsha (@speerheld.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Ain't that the truth.
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Boebert might be smart enough to keep her head down around Loomer..
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Seafood is so woke.
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
He's actually orange--is that why they are so mad?
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Can someone explain why the new Cracker Barrel logo is so "woke'? Are they planning other changes to wokify?
Todders (@todders707.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Jo Wolfe, PhD (@jopabinia.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
darth it's already time to deploy this meme I just saved from @medialawprof.bsky.social
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
As soon as someone sees Trump, they can tell he is not capable of driving so they take not just his keys but also his license plate.
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought that was a signal to Zelensky that he had to bribe Trump with a new plane.
The Borowitz Report (@borowitzreport.bsky.social) reposted
Zelenskyy Brings Epstein Files to White House Meeting
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Probably both.
T.G. (@tgriffsays.bsky.social) reposted
For the record, Costco has never sold the drug, and this hack organization is trying to take credit for something that was never happening to begin with. But of course, people love to react to headlines instead of actually reading the article…
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
And Obama never wanted the Nobel Peace Prize. I imagine that the more someone says they want the prize, the less likely they are to get it.q
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Someone listening to Trump may get the wrong kind of ideas from this.
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Privatized weather data might be fine for a little while but then it will get enshittified just like all other privately provided services. That's why it should remain a govt service.
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Suez 2.0?
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
If a person has ever been a victim of crime--or if someone they know well has been a victim--it will always be a major issue to them, even if they know crime in general is down. But what Trump is doing will do nothing to fight actual crime, unless it is the throwing-subs-at-fascists kind of crime.
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
This!
Humor For Resistance (@funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social) reposted
I heard someone call J.D. Vance Vladimir Futon. We need a matching name for Trump.
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Is that young Mitch McConnell?
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
If you can imagine it, it has already become reality. Or will be very soon.
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
All three types of idiot are applicable.
Adam Kinzinger (@adamkinzinger.substack.com) reposted
For those who were hopeful that Trump “pivoted” on Ukraine, the meeting in Alaska will sell Ukraine down the river. Trump is scared to death of Putin. Taco
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Murkowski should stay on the ground floor of every building.
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Wouldn't it be awesome if Putin wore a track suit and not a suit? Trump won't dare call out Putin on that, but Vance might.
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
The moon will now glow even when between the earth and the sun.
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Except this time the plague comes with RFK Jr and no Fauci.
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Sometimes a picture really is worth a thousand words.
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Is that about pants shopping?
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Should we remind Loomer that RFK Jr was a Democrat who actually ran against Trump? On second thought, let's not. If Trump fired RFK then he would probably make Pete Hegseth the new Sec of HHS (in addition to SecDef).
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
A huge government contract will be awarded to that tech bro's company--tomorrow, before those pesky govt watchdogs can read the details.
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Unfollowed.
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Whatever. I hope you are out supporting potential progressive 2026 and 2028 candidates now so they can be viable by the time elections roll around. May we both be happier with the candidates that win.
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
I just re-read this thread twice and did not see where you said you voted for Harris.
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
So then if you voted for Harris but wish she stood up for Gaza more, then why are you spending.time on Blue Sky going after people like me? WE ARE ON THE FUCKING SAME SIDE!
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
And I'm sorry you could not bring yourself to vote for a black woman.
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Perfection is the enemy of good. If you did not vote for Kamala Harris, you own what Trump is doing.
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
But thank you for platforming Ed Novak. I'm now following him.
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
If you can get a majority of people to vote for a candidate like de la Cruz, that would be awesome. I hope you are successful and prove me wrong.
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Feel free to explain to the legal immigrants who got sent to concentration camps or to the parents of a 4yo with cancer getting thrown off Medicaid why you did not vote for Kamala.
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
I would love to have a far left progressive as POTUS. Unfortunately I live in reality.
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
She would not, but do you have a feasible.plan for how she could have possibly been elected President?
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
As bad as you may have thought Harris would have been, do you think she would be actively trying to cancel 2026 or 28 elections?Extorted universities & tv networks? Fired the Bureau of Labor Statistics chief? Kicked transgender persons out of the military and then denied them retirement benefits?
Bonky (@shesbonky.bsky.social) reposted
If you think a golden ballroom is more important than childhood cancer research… I have nothing left to say to you. Please unfollow me. #pediatriccancer #cancermom
Shannon 🦇💩🤪 GOOD TROUBLE 💙💙💙 (@shannonmaebreen.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
I’ve been posting this since about the end of his first month in office. 💯💯💯
R. Eric VanNewkirk (@sotsogm.bsky.social) reposted
Now hearing the children who attacked Big Balls may have done so at the direction of an adult Romanian male who was keeping track of how many times Big Balls was assaulted. Metropolitan Police say rumors the attack is linked to closure of CPB are premature. BOLO photo of suspect attached.
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social)
#Smithsonian
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
They weren't asked to remove it. So they were just complying in advance?
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
But ice cream is healthy again bc they stopped adding artificial colors. That's what RFK Jr said, so it must be true, right?
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
I thought the image was a hurricane, which also totally fits. Because if a hurricane hits "Alligator Alcatrez", it may be a crime against humanity.
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Every time a mass shooting happens, my first thought is always "I hope the shooter was a really white straight cis guy." Because that is the only time the world looks at the shooter as an individual.
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Sometimes it seems like Democrats spend more time blaming other Dems for the mess we are all in than holding Republicans responsible. Replace that blame with helping Democrats come up with solutions.
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
A coal-fired power plant with 10 smokestacks belching over his golf course would be so much nicer.
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
I am afraid to ask who you are satirizing with this.
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
When I was 15 neither I nor my friends were out with 40 year olds. WTF is wrong with this woman?
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Remember when Russia hacked both the RNC and the DNC emails but only the DNC's were made public? Maybe the RNC emails were sent to a certain international sex trafficker/financier who owned his own island?
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Anyone else wonder if there is something in the Epstein files, other than the sex trafficking, that Trump and other Ra don't want released? As horrible as it is, it's not a crime anyone would be surprised to see Trump involved in. So maybe there is something financial/blackmailable in the files.
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Is that a burrito that makes itself? Chipotle must be lobbying hard against that.
Tim Scanlon (@parcival51.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Bible Thumpers could also just quietly watch porn featuring consenting adults and then shut up about it in public. Like normal people do.
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
"Great pause" to Mike Johnson = "concern" to Susan Collins. It won't prevent him from voting the wrong way in the end.
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
I think they meant dooming, but I can see how someone can be reminded of drooling when seeing a 79yo dementia patient.
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Don't riot. It will only give Trump an excuse to declare martial law and send his ICE goons after all of us.
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
I love windmills. One of my favorite things about driving through rural America. They are beautiful and elegant.
JeffTrnka (@jefftrnka.bsky.social) reposted
Share the Hell out of this !! youtu.be/Q1xR3Xidq84?...
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
If you have to tell people you have big balls, then you . . .
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
Except for the subway, which should be named for Sean Duffy.
Great White Snark (@greatwhitesnark.bsky.social) reply parent
If only some reporter could ask him that. They won't, but they could.