Someone should ask her about miracle of her phone still working, while not plugged into outlet. Voodoo magic.
A green plastic watering can for a fake plastic Chinese plant.
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Someone should ask her about miracle of her phone still working, while not plugged into outlet. Voodoo magic.
But 485M years ago, they didn’t have Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator.
I mean, it sounds good. But what’s the actual policy proposal? Not sure there’s a way to do that in a way that doesn’t fuck over poor people, and that’s not something I’m down with.
I’m not sure how to tell you this but the Honey Deuce is a garbage cocktail that costs $23 and that doesn’t include the cost of the continuous glucose monitor that you’ll need. #usopen
Came here to say this.
Remembering that voting for Obama—the most consequential president of my lifetime—meant swallowing his position on marriage equality, which I found abhorrent. Once in office, and with a shift in the political winds on the issue, he came around to supporting it. Politicians follow people.
You have to take incremental wins as wins. Elect people you want to have the debate with, rather than knights in shining armor.
He’s building a coalition, just like every other successful politician in the modern age. This expectation that any given politician isn’t going to be faced with some really unpleasant ideological tradeoffs is childish. Remaining absolutely pure as the driven snow is a ticket to irrelevance.
I mean…
Did we ever make a determination on its classification as a sandwich?
If Mamdani’s people are not right now ordering 10,000 custom potato chip bags it’s political malpractice.
Looks like a potato
This would be a great time to write an NIH grant that aims to assess effectiveness of autism conversion therapy (just pray the autism away). Sure to get funded, so your lab survives a few years, and your findings that “holy shit, that didn’t work at all” will never see the light of day.
wiretap recording: *15 minutes of noisy crunching and chewing* “ok now see if the envelope fits in the bag” “thank u mayor”
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hocY...
If only we could get Juno to talk about how the 2020 election was rigged, then it would definitely survive.
It's 2025, man. We're out here slapping people with LIVE fish. Get with the times!
The #sfgiants have won again. I’ve run the numbers, and they are tied for the best record in baseball since the start of yesterday. They might just be back, unless they’re not.
Welcome to the fold. Rite of passage, that.
I mean, it’s gotta be Showgirls, right?
The guy wins his own golf tournament every year, so I guess this tracks.
How many bras are typically worn at the same time? Each cup = one bra?
President after getting down from the roof: That was so easy. They’re confused as hell. I think we’re gonna make it out of this Epstein scandal.
I will never understand why we allow commerce to pollute every single method of human communication to this extent.
Genuinely surprised he didn’t put a putting green out there instead. That’s the only use for grass, in his enfeebled brain.
Unless it’s a golf course.
I hope to live long enough to get to see one of this guy’s golf courses turned into a wind farm.
Just going to trust Lucy this one, last time and kick the football.
Oh, and…. AND… a minute after the retrofitting work is finished it’s being gifted to someone else. How’s this in the public interest??
They feel like they have the absolute right to pollute your communication channels to the point that they are mostly noise, and very little signal.
My god thank you for this. I feel slightly less stupid than normal.
Came here to share the same observation. He came to my school in 1988 to headline a comedy showcase. I do remember it being funny, even edgy. Years later, when he hit it big, I remember thinking that he had been neutered by his own ambition.
oh my god. I thought for sure I was being punked. Turns out... yep, I was.
The Vance sextuplets have reunited.
I mean, I know these dorks are all about homogenizing culture, but JFC
THEY ARE ALL JD VANCE LOOK-ALIKES!??
“Yastrzemski has the third highest whiff rate against a forkball thrown by a left hand pitcher, and Senga throws a forkball with two strikes against a left handed batter over 82% of the time, so it’ll be interesting to see what we see here.”
Watching Mets @ Giants on ESPN, a “Google Statscast” broadcast, which apparently means that a) the announcers are not at the ballpark, and b) they talk about stats CONSTANTLY. It might be the most boring broadcast ever. So many stupid stats that nothing means anything anymore.
everything is terrible so here's the Muppets channeling the Beastie Boys
We need to make it illegal for AI models to offer advertising. And, we need to really examine referral fees as well. The last thing we need is to have algorithms designed to maximize revenue driving LLM output and interactions. We need to have learned our lessons from algos in social media
ME TOO!! It seemed like a parody of a parody, and I'm a little disappointed, honestly.
Hey DOJ, I think this means that you can RELEASE THE BOOK!!!
Walking around NYC on a hot summer day, I think about what the walk would be like without all of these wonderful trees. Then, I inevitably come across a small stretch without any trees, and the difference is stark. I can't believe people in wool suits and corsets used to live like that.
Compare this couple of photos, both taken from approximately the same spot in Greenwich Village, 60 years apart.
And hoo boy does it make a difference on a hot day.
One of the most striking things about comparing old (pre-1970) photos of NYC with the same spots nowadays: There were very few trees planted on sidewalks back then. Now, it's pretty difficult to find a street -- at least in Manhattan -- where there aren't dozens on every block.
Can I put it on my credit card?
I wouldn't have been able to detect this as a seven year old boy watching this show, but.... Chuck Barris was obviously stoned every episode, no?
Please let’s go to bed.
Instead of that KUNK KUNK sound.... what? Gunning up the weed whacker?
Lol
Lmfao oh no not the corona buttplug
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May the odd be forever in your favor... ... because you're gonna need it.
Trump: "Hold my Diet Coke..."
Let's do some MadLibs: Because of the fact that Elon Musk is not in the best interests of our Great Country, I am giving serious consideration to inventing a time machine so that I can go back and uninvent hairplugs. He is a Threat to Humanity, and should remain unattractively balding.
Modest proposal: Let's stop electing obviously broken people to positions of leadership.
Approximately 75% of music videos on mtv or vh1 in the 90s were in black and white and I never understood why.
I encourage everyone to read this letter. Please then realize the president is imposing a tax on American consumers to leverage a foreign nation into making a domestic political decision that will help one of his political allies.
Need this on a needlepoint pillow
Honestly, the "NO BLEU CHEESE CRUMBLE" was your first tip that he's a fucking weirdo
All good points here. Also good to remember that having easy access to a good subway system (or really any decent transit system) often means that one doesn’t need a car, and hence, DON’T HAVE A CAR PAYMENT, don’t have repair bills, don’t have car insurance bills. I love my car-free, NYC life.
They finally made the milk from that hotel
I loved that scene in Idiocracy
Immediately thought of this
Just a reminder that while her ex nonstop soils himself in public with tasteless displays of wealth and look-at-me, thirsty nonsense, Mackenzie Scott has given away close to $20 billion to 1,600 charities, no strings attached and without any need for recognition.
He also would have had to get enough users on this pre-extant platform to do some respectable numbers. Dude is a force of nature.
I mean, look, if Mamdani actually had invented time travel, went back in time and invented Twitter so it existed six years before it was created, to tweet about something that happened when he was 9 yeas old, with a picture of him at age 33, well... then maybe it's something to talk about...
They should just give it to that guy from Baby Reindeer instead.
... as well as failures in passing legislation, and delivering on promises for trade deals to fix his previous failures in implementing tariffs.
aight
JD Vance made his first big speech all about the need for European free speech, and now a Norwegian is banned from America because of this pic.
I've lived in NYC for about a year now, and often get asked about what's going on with SF. It's so hard not to tell people that the city feels a little like a person who you used to love because it was so full of life, but is now just someone you love in spite of having lost their spark.
When I move back to San Francisco, I want to move back to the San Francisco of Herb Caen. Honestly, there was no way to read Herb Caen's column and not want to get out and enjoy your city.
It reminds me of being suspended for a week from a school you hate going to. Not really a punishment.
That sounds kind of nice, actually.😀
Dumb American here. What does it mean to 'lose the whip?'
Yes, but his handlers are… problematic.
I continue to believe he’s in a presidency simulation, and his handlers have ensured that it’s set to easy mode.
I think it's a not-so-subtle dig at Paul Pelosi, because they just can't help themselves.
it's a subtle dig at Paul Pelosi again, ennit?
Why does everything have to be a celebrity boxing match?
Now that I live where I can walk to Penn Station in about 20 minutes, I envision a few weekend train vacations in my future.
My favorite #Wisconsin #NoKings sign/flag from today. #wipolitics
I’m sure Noem’s husband has nothing to worry about with Corey and Kristi doing road trips together.
Wait till they hear about all those Irish flags that people were waving in mid March.
Wait til these guys find out about all the Irish flags people were flying in mid March.
My proudest achievement as a parent is that I managed to impart a deep love of Jeff Buckley's music in my daughter.
2547?
And that’s how you do that!
Someone please make this stop.
Oh god!
DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT
Oh wow.... DEEEEP cut. Son of Sam I Am was in heavy rotation for me in the 90s. Haven't thought about that band in decades. Thanks.
It's like the inspiration for these folks was the appearance of the ruling class in the Hunger Games movies.
Implied: Flappers shit their height in lipstick every four years.