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Greg Mussio

@gregmussio.bsky.social

Writer, guitarist, inveterate polemicist, curmudgeon. Known on certain sites as The Dark Elf. Now get off my lawn. I'm just patiently waiting here for a certain fascist to die so I can go piss on his grave. #NoDMs, please. No sales. No dates. No chats.

created November 21, 2024

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Profile picture Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social) reply parent

Derek and the Dominos - Nobody Knows You When You’re Down and Out Then I began to fall so low Lost all my good friends, had nowhere to go I get my hands on a dollar again I'll hang on to it 'til that eagle grins www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0vV...

4/9/2025, 3:57:03 AM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social)

So releasing the Epstein Files is considered a "hostile act toward the administration." Well, yeah...duh. Considering Trump is a rapist pedophile. www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGuz...

4/9/2025, 12:26:45 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social) reply parent

Noted writer/journalist Dorothy Parker upon being told President Calvin Coolidge died: "How can you tell?"

2/9/2025, 11:17:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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19/8/2025, 7:49:00 AM | 386 328 | View on Bluesky | view

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18/8/2025, 4:54:50 PM | 714 505 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social)

Such an iconic album cover, and a great album as well. www.bbc.com/news/article...

18/8/2025, 1:51:36 AM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social)

Bottom line, what Joke-lahoma is requiring is completely and utterly unconstitutional. Unfortunately, it seems constitutionality is no longer a necessity. Remember when keeping your political preferences was the American Way? Fuck you and your bottom-ranked schools. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

18/8/2025, 12:31:03 AM | 3 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social) reply parent

Louis Pasteur. Look him up, dumb bitch.

16/8/2025, 11:49:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social) reply parent

Pussy.

14/8/2025, 11:50:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social)

It's a heinous drive-by Big Mac attack! Evidently, the federal agent felt the full force of two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun. We will pray for the agent as he overcomes PTSD: Perpetrator-Thrown Sandwich Disorder. www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...

14/8/2025, 11:45:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social) reply parent

He looks like a bad Vegas magician who can't even find a gig in a Dollar General off the Strip.

13/8/2025, 1:13:15 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Amy (@2girls1cutt.bsky.social) reposted

Hidden truths that’ll BLOW YOUR MIND. Untold secrets so explosive, they’ll shatter your reality. This isn’t just info — it’s a reckoning. Get ready to witness what the world HAS NEVER SEEN before. Your whole perspective will CRASH and BURN!

9/8/2025, 12:18:28 PM | 1225 702 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, if that actually forces him to bathe for once, that’s positive.

9/8/2025, 2:02:47 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social) reply parent

I believe that folding technique is referred to as the Van Eyck Pile.

8/8/2025, 3:07:46 AM | 8 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social) reply parent

Drunk bitch mumbling about responsibility. Too funny.

8/8/2025, 12:05:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jethro Tull - Reasons for Waiting What a sight for my eyes To see you in sleep. Could it stop the sun rise Hearing you weep? You're not seen, you're not heard But I stand by my word. Came a thousand miles Just to catch you while you're smiling. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxxi...

7/8/2025, 11:48:49 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social) reply parent

The Jello mold we used to get in school -- you know, the one where there was a rubbery rind on the bottom because the lazy cafeteria lady didn't stir the liquid Jello enough.

6/8/2025, 11:20:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social) reply parent

Schumer the Boomer perching his specs on the edge of his nose -- He wears pantyhose. Looking at him fumbling, Keeping his balls in a jar by the door -- What are they for? Democratic pussies, Where do they all come from? Democratic pussies, Put them where they belong!

2/8/2025, 5:06:42 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm 6'2 and 230 pounds at 65 years old. I do not look like that lumpy sack of moldy potatoes.

2/8/2025, 4:46:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social) reply parent

Mind your own fucking business. And if you must pout, go home and get consolation from your sister cousin.

2/8/2025, 1:14:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social) reply parent

Those pudgy little baby hands crack me up every time.

2/8/2025, 1:06:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social) reply parent

Never trust a man with big gums and baby teeth.

2/8/2025, 12:56:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social)

The Citizens United Decision by the fascist SCOTUS is the cause of Trump and the whores in Congress, all bought and paid for by Dark Money. It doesn't matter if Republicans or Democrats are supported by Super PACs, the fact they exist is an affront to democracy. www.brennancenter.org/our-work/res...

2/8/2025, 12:52:24 AM | 3 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social) reply parent

All I can say is I am spending $40 to $50 more weekly for the same groceries I was buying 6 months ago. I'm single. I only eat chicken, fish or occasional Italian sausages maybe 2 days out of the week. Vegetables, fruit, nuts, cereal, bread -- they're all spiraling higher weekly.

2/8/2025, 12:40:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social) reply parent

There are lies and then there are fucking lies. This is a fucking lie from a longtime fucking liar.

2/8/2025, 12:24:29 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social) reply parent

Jethro Tull - We Used to Know www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EBQ...

31/7/2025, 3:49:17 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social) reply parent

Moral clarity doth leavest quick When thou thinkest with thy puny prick

28/7/2025, 3:57:36 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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28/7/2025, 5:22:04 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social) reply parent

I can't comment on seeing what bullets do to human victims up close, but I can tell you what happens when a deer gets hit -- and those wounds won't suddenly disappear from a 5.56mm NATO cartridge shot from an AR-15.

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27/7/2025, 6:07:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social) reply parent

Could be Tang. After all, the astronauts allegedly drank it.

26/7/2025, 3:31:58 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social)

When you're the guy who demands that the Ten Commandments be posted in every classroom, but you display porn in your office. Your usual MAGA fundamentalist pervert. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

26/7/2025, 3:19:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social)

So... to verify, in May the AG Pam Bondage told Trump he's on the Epstein List. The List the AG stated didn't exist about two weeks ago. The same list that caused Rep. Mike "Holding My" Johnson to shutdown Congress rather than vote on. Have I got that just about right? www.cnbc.com/2025/07/23/t...

24/7/2025, 12:59:33 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social)

The U.S. is being run into the ground by complete imbeciles. And the only ones who are more stupid than these imbeciles are the idiot pawns who voted them in. www.propublica.org/article/trum...

23/7/2025, 3:29:20 AM | 5 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social)

Fare thee well, Ozzy! We were all part of the Sabbath family growing up. #Music #MusicSky www.youtube.com/watch?v=49IO...

23/7/2025, 12:46:21 AM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social) reply parent

She's a fraud. She does this "Oh, I'm so outraged!" up until she votes for whatever Trump wants. Fuck her. Not literally, that would be a dry hump if ever there was one.

22/7/2025, 1:28:08 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social) reply parent

That's a clueless wealthy man who evidently doesn't shop for himself, nor cares about cost. For me, a single 65-year-old (with no "people" to shop for him), I've watched my grocery bill climb weekly -- $25 to $35 higher per week in the last month. And I don't even eat much beef or pork any more.

21/7/2025, 1:40:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social)

Sure, Tuberville is an utter idiot, and not even a useful one; but hey, if we can get Trump so apoplectic that he kicks the bucket, we did our job, when Democrat politicians utterly failed. www.yahoo.com/news/tubervi...

21/7/2025, 12:38:14 AM | 5 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social) reply parent

Murkowski and Collins are pieces of shit with wigs. They use double talk but cave in every vote. The have no integrity, no conviction and are posterized pieces of shit for the Republican senate as a whole. Or hole, if you prefer.

19/7/2025, 10:55:05 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social) reply parent

Awww...did the big bwave ICE agents get assaulted by a 71 year-old lady? ROLFMAO! Fucking pussies should be embarrassed to even admit it.

19/7/2025, 10:40:05 PM | 5 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social) reply parent

Well, I guess that makes you a dumb cunt, and we will need to have Child Protective Services come check on your endangered kids.

19/7/2025, 6:53:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social) reply parent

I imagine he'll be quite "woke" when bullets start buzzing by his head.

19/7/2025, 6:51:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view