Greg Mussio
@gregmussio.bsky.social
Writer, guitarist, inveterate polemicist, curmudgeon. Known on certain sites as The Dark Elf. Now get off my lawn. I'm just patiently waiting here for a certain fascist to die so I can go piss on his grave. #NoDMs, please. No sales. No dates. No chats.
created November 21, 2024
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Derek and the Dominos - Nobody Knows You When You’re Down and Out Then I began to fall so low Lost all my good friends, had nowhere to go I get my hands on a dollar again I'll hang on to it 'til that eagle grins www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0vV...
Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social)
So releasing the Epstein Files is considered a "hostile act toward the administration." Well, yeah...duh. Considering Trump is a rapist pedophile. www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGuz...
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Noted writer/journalist Dorothy Parker upon being told President Calvin Coolidge died: "How can you tell?"
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Such an iconic album cover, and a great album as well. www.bbc.com/news/article...
Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social)
Bottom line, what Joke-lahoma is requiring is completely and utterly unconstitutional. Unfortunately, it seems constitutionality is no longer a necessity. Remember when keeping your political preferences was the American Way? Fuck you and your bottom-ranked schools. www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social) reply parent
Louis Pasteur. Look him up, dumb bitch.
Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social) reply parent
Pussy.
Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social)
It's a heinous drive-by Big Mac attack! Evidently, the federal agent felt the full force of two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun. We will pray for the agent as he overcomes PTSD: Perpetrator-Thrown Sandwich Disorder. www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...
Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social) reply parent
He looks like a bad Vegas magician who can't even find a gig in a Dollar General off the Strip.
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Hidden truths that’ll BLOW YOUR MIND. Untold secrets so explosive, they’ll shatter your reality. This isn’t just info — it’s a reckoning. Get ready to witness what the world HAS NEVER SEEN before. Your whole perspective will CRASH and BURN!
Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, if that actually forces him to bathe for once, that’s positive.
Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social) reply parent
I believe that folding technique is referred to as the Van Eyck Pile.
Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social) reply parent
Drunk bitch mumbling about responsibility. Too funny.
Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social) reply parent
Jethro Tull - Reasons for Waiting What a sight for my eyes To see you in sleep. Could it stop the sun rise Hearing you weep? You're not seen, you're not heard But I stand by my word. Came a thousand miles Just to catch you while you're smiling. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vxxi...
Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social) reply parent
The Jello mold we used to get in school -- you know, the one where there was a rubbery rind on the bottom because the lazy cafeteria lady didn't stir the liquid Jello enough.
Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social) reply parent
Schumer the Boomer perching his specs on the edge of his nose -- He wears pantyhose. Looking at him fumbling, Keeping his balls in a jar by the door -- What are they for? Democratic pussies, Where do they all come from? Democratic pussies, Put them where they belong!
Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social) reply parent
I'm 6'2 and 230 pounds at 65 years old. I do not look like that lumpy sack of moldy potatoes.
Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social) reply parent
Mind your own fucking business. And if you must pout, go home and get consolation from your sister cousin.
Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social) reply parent
Those pudgy little baby hands crack me up every time.
Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social) reply parent
Never trust a man with big gums and baby teeth.
Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social)
The Citizens United Decision by the fascist SCOTUS is the cause of Trump and the whores in Congress, all bought and paid for by Dark Money. It doesn't matter if Republicans or Democrats are supported by Super PACs, the fact they exist is an affront to democracy. www.brennancenter.org/our-work/res...
Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social) reply parent
All I can say is I am spending $40 to $50 more weekly for the same groceries I was buying 6 months ago. I'm single. I only eat chicken, fish or occasional Italian sausages maybe 2 days out of the week. Vegetables, fruit, nuts, cereal, bread -- they're all spiraling higher weekly.
Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social) reply parent
There are lies and then there are fucking lies. This is a fucking lie from a longtime fucking liar.
Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social) reply parent
Jethro Tull - We Used to Know www.youtube.com/watch?v=5EBQ...
Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social) reply parent
Moral clarity doth leavest quick When thou thinkest with thy puny prick
Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social) reply parent
Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social) reply parent
I can't comment on seeing what bullets do to human victims up close, but I can tell you what happens when a deer gets hit -- and those wounds won't suddenly disappear from a 5.56mm NATO cartridge shot from an AR-15.
Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social) reply parent
Could be Tang. After all, the astronauts allegedly drank it.
Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social)
When you're the guy who demands that the Ten Commandments be posted in every classroom, but you display porn in your office. Your usual MAGA fundamentalist pervert. www.yahoo.com/news/article...
Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social)
So... to verify, in May the AG Pam Bondage told Trump he's on the Epstein List. The List the AG stated didn't exist about two weeks ago. The same list that caused Rep. Mike "Holding My" Johnson to shutdown Congress rather than vote on. Have I got that just about right? www.cnbc.com/2025/07/23/t...
Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social)
The U.S. is being run into the ground by complete imbeciles. And the only ones who are more stupid than these imbeciles are the idiot pawns who voted them in. www.propublica.org/article/trum...
Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social)
Fare thee well, Ozzy! We were all part of the Sabbath family growing up. #Music #MusicSky www.youtube.com/watch?v=49IO...
Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social) reply parent
She's a fraud. She does this "Oh, I'm so outraged!" up until she votes for whatever Trump wants. Fuck her. Not literally, that would be a dry hump if ever there was one.
Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social) reply parent
That's a clueless wealthy man who evidently doesn't shop for himself, nor cares about cost. For me, a single 65-year-old (with no "people" to shop for him), I've watched my grocery bill climb weekly -- $25 to $35 higher per week in the last month. And I don't even eat much beef or pork any more.
Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social)
Sure, Tuberville is an utter idiot, and not even a useful one; but hey, if we can get Trump so apoplectic that he kicks the bucket, we did our job, when Democrat politicians utterly failed. www.yahoo.com/news/tubervi...
Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social) reply parent
Murkowski and Collins are pieces of shit with wigs. They use double talk but cave in every vote. The have no integrity, no conviction and are posterized pieces of shit for the Republican senate as a whole. Or hole, if you prefer.
Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social) reply parent
Awww...did the big bwave ICE agents get assaulted by a 71 year-old lady? ROLFMAO! Fucking pussies should be embarrassed to even admit it.
Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social) reply parent
Well, I guess that makes you a dumb cunt, and we will need to have Child Protective Services come check on your endangered kids.
Greg Mussio (@gregmussio.bsky.social) reply parent
I imagine he'll be quite "woke" when bullets start buzzing by his head.