Greg Phelps

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I’m a little worried that if he’s focused so much on Clemens and his HOF chances, will it affect his ability to monitor the cracks in the Rose Garden concrete?

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The latest episode in the long running series of “Imagine if Biden did ….”

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If there’s a Smithsonian for word salad, this can be Exhibit A

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Can he pitch leverage innings?

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Guess someone forgot to rake the oceans

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Can’t even spell his own course correctly. Moron

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The rep speaks glowingly about the checks and balances provided by the courts. If only there was another branch of government capable of, you know, checking and balancing

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Mayor of Auschwitz says what?

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A democrat using this kind of phrasing would be, uh, deplorable

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Is he offended that the reporter is “wasting time” on Epstein questions or is he just peeved at the lack of questions on more pressing issues like whether to gold leaf the moldings?

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I think it’s compounded by the relative weirdness/rareness of the injury. Hamstring injury? I can relate. HBP on the hands? That’s a hand injury I can get behind. But the general vagueness of some “hand inflammation” that wasn’t the result of any obvious episode just adds to the frustration

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It’s at the “we’re frustrated too and tired of hearing that our medical staff is incompetent” level of detail

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It’s not hard to understand. They had moral objections to the bill that reflected their deeply seated sense of fiscal responsibility. And now they’ve traded those for some magic beans, er, I mean a signed picture with the president. Tale as old as time

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“Trump Delusionally Thinks He’s Worthy of Nobel Despite Not Putting In The Work, Now Or Ever” Fixed it

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Pretty sure he campaigned on putting two giant ass flag poles on the White House lawn. That’s what swayed me

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Certainly no benefit of doubt has been earned by the front office. But if this is legit I’m good with the silver lining of shutting him down for a few starts to preserve the arm. Seemed unlikely to last all year unscathed so a (nominally) mild toe injury in June beats a ‘forearm strain’ in late Aug

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Someone needs a diaper change

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On top of everything else, he’s just so dumb. Him, Trump, Noem, Hegseth, MTG, so many of them are just so incurious and simplistic and so, so dumb. It’s what makes Sens McConnell, Graham, Hawley, Kennedy etc, even Vance, so much more odious. They’re not idiots, just craven and opportunistic as hell

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Hey MarkWayneBobIf there is fraud, root it out. No ones against that. But if there’s fraud, where are the prosecutions (aside from Rick Scott)? Or are you maybe, just maybe, using “fraud” as a fig leaf to cut

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I think that hits the trifecta of waste, fraud AND abuse. With a dash of creepy and some WTF

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With a side specialty in shin care, perhaps? They’re just trolling us at this point

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This makes it sound like he wants to kill the Border Patrol agents

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I found out about this only after I saw Trump’s fiery post denouncing the bombing, said no one ever

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I guess when you have Kid Rock AND Lee Greenwood in your corner, who else do you need?

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Does he always have a photographer following him around to capture (translate: stage) the evidence of his tragic victimhood?

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So he’s saying we need fewer holidays? Package that up with some menial factory jobs and he’s got a winning message for the midterms

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Performative bullshit. Just saying “warrior” and “warfighting” over and over doesn’t accomplish anything. What’s next, some splashy military parades? Oh, wait…

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Translation: “Why no, I see no problem with the inmates running the asylum”

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The obsequiousness is nauseating. It’s the kind of empty performative flattery that he falls for when it’s aimed at him. When he dishes it out, he thinks it makes him seem magnanimous. Make it make sense

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And here’s the thing. Every GOP rep has built in cover to minimize displeasing the Emperor L’Orange. They could easily dismiss this on security grounds alone and duck the constitutionality angle altogether. That’s their off ramp on the ridiculous idea. But they don’t even have the cajones for that

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Profile in courage And no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State. It’s not that hard to just say it’s unconstitutional

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My sources tell me it’s Moonlight

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Never would happened if Trump was president

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That’s not enough vomit emojis. By a big margin

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Since the SEC has said memecoins aren’t like securities, maybe don’t call them “investors”. Speculators, maybe? Easy marks? Dupes?

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Imagine being one of the 250 million that Trump and Bondi saved from dying from fentanyl, only to die from measles instead. Sad!

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Feels like you’ve jumped the shark

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Can we get Saquon under oath to testify if Trump or Obama is the better golfer? On the one hand, one is a club champion many times over. On the other hand, reality.

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So by this “logic” are we supposed to annex every country we have a trade deficit with? #MakeItMakeSense

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Guys, relax, this will bring down the price of groceries, an old fashioned term

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This never would have happened if Trump was president

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That’s right libs, nothing says “warfighter” more than…wait, what?!

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And Deshaies struck out the first 8 he faced, an MLB record (since broken). A phenomenal stretch of games

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Same charge that gets leveled at people in cities like Chicago just for living in an area that’s “owned” by a gang. In MAGA world a gang is black and white, like some evil fraternity you apply to proactively and wear a nifty pin (or tattoo). Reality can be grayer, guilt by association or proximity

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Gonna be fancy, you betcha. Takes longer to apply the gold leaf over the final agreement

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Pretty much expecting for Walker to rip of his mask during a game and reveal that he’s really Jose Abreu. Hard to believe what a black hole first base has been for years now Time for deep breathing exercises: small sample size, small sample size, small sample size…

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Also, what a bunch of horseshit about “the algorithms”. There’s no magic “find fraud” algorithm, unless scanning for words like ‘trans’ and ‘woman’ is what counts for them. They just know the rubes will hear a ten cent word and be wowed

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Not the most important thing, but if he’s seen photos of these fentanyl labs in Canada, how could it follow that law enforcement was leaving them alone? Who took the photos? Illegal drug makers aren’t exactly famous for posting pictures of their own operations on social media, right?

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It’s not really fair to assess the cause of this until we know the race and gender of the commercial plane’s pilots, right? Right?!

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"If you're running in fear of your own voters, there is nothing America can do for you"—JD Vance's Challenge to Europe's Leaders

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On the plus side, I think war with Russia is less likely given his ‘special’ relationship with Putin. War with Europe, however, seems more likely

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By law the US is now the 14th province, no?

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I’m certain the wolf will watch over the henhouse with the greatest of integrity

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Most multi million $$ investment companies use rando yahoo email addresses. Little known fact, so based on that I’d say it’s legit