Go fuck yourselves.
The demon in my head keeps telling me to end it all but I love shawarma too much to go yet Jess, cosmic sinkhole of human misery No minors
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Go fuck yourselves.
He stood up a date to continue arguing on here
Basically Billiam Pencils thinks he's being gangstalked
He critically seems to believe there's a network of fairly popular accounts issuing marching orders to their followers to harass him, and not like, some people going "hey this hamster starts screaming and violently shits itself when you call it a dork" and then a bunch of others verifying that claim
He has his shooters but they genuinely talk like someone gave a vat of pond scum the ability to work a keyboard
When normal people act this insane in public it's usually a bid to force everyone away so that they can then Do The Funny but he seems to genuinely just be that stupid
There's no organized effort against you man you're just the kind of annoying and repellant debate club Melvin that people love to try to knock off your high horse
That part was never in question, it's just how many months he has left
Wrap yourself up in that shit piccolo makes his cape out of
This is civil war
President grandpa lives inside the computer now
I think we should all just gaslight him by talking like he's a body double from now on
They greenscreened that motherfucker I swear to god.
The American people, are tiared, of WAITING
The slop hogs squeal and bray for their slop, they need enough to fill every hour of the day or else they start getting belligerent
The dipshit they got for his body double keeps going too comedic with his impersonation and they can't get him to reel it back enough without sounding weird
I'm at the White House for the big announcement and we can hear someone in the back room yelling "CLEAR!" Not sure what that's about
I wanna see if his makeup team can make him not look like a very abused corpse
Nah it's some stupid shit no one cares about, the only real happening here will be seeing how fucked up he is
You essentially run a zoo where all the animals are fucked up freaky bug men and I don't like how I can't look away from your carnival of depravity (Jokes)
"being strategic" got us trump in the first place dumbass
So all you're effectively saying is "shut up and vote for whoever the DNC ordains" which is the same bullshit we've been hearing for, again, ten fucking years
You might have a point if this were a *candidate* problem but it's not, it's an issue with the democratic party as a whole spending ten fucking years specifically eschewing anyone to the left of Bill Clinton in favor of pursuing the fucking imaginary crossover Republican vote
Yeah nah I'm not going to baby talk a bunch of dickheads who react almost violently to the insinuation that they should reconsider their support of people who commit cartoonish evils but epically troll Cheeto Hitler on twitter or whatever
You don't get to retain your sense of moral righteousness when you agree with hate groups, jackass
Trans issues such as saying that he will physically assault any trans woman he encounters and that all other men should do the same, good god what are you people fucking doing on those godforsaken islands
Jesus Christ is he still bitching about the consequences of his own actions
Here's hoping it's some kind of Benjamin button situation
i think the uncomfortable truth is that gavin newsom is popular right now because he allows a certain kind of liberal to experience the same unmoored chaos of being maga without feeling like they're compromising their morals. kamala harris came close but she never really committed to the bit.
i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat
bluesky is dying. reblue to make it die faster
the doctors at hospital are filling president with goos and slimes
The Great Satan is unveiling his Final Trickery
Is he dead? Probably not. Is he in the same health as, say, the start of the term? Fuck no. He's visibly in MUCH worse health, and that's to say nothing about his baffling, unprompted "I want to get into heaven" spiel and Vance's incredibly bizarre proclamation that he's ready to be president.
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I can't imagine anything that would more swiftly manifest an American Peoples' Revolutionary Army than the phrase "president Vance" being spoken seriously
Wondered why I've never gotten a chaser for .75 seconds before remembering I'm ontologically evil and my vibes are nightmarish at best Also I don't have like. Any indicators on my account that I'm trans, so I guess my plumage isn't conspicuous enough, so to speak
To be fair they're basically making you try to fit a round peg into a square hole
They turned that motherfucker into ground beef holy shit he's DOUBLE DEAD WHAT THE FUCK IS THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS
Disproportionately disappointed that it isn't tbh
We've been doing incrementalism for ~60 years and it'll take maybe 2 for them to completely reverse everything so this reads more and more as "I don't want to actually put skin in the game, I'm just gonna pretend we can fix this by playing nice :)"
Biodiversity is bad, actually. I think there should be one big bug that rules everything.
That dumbass really will say anything to save his own carcass, huh
His worst crime is being an annoying anti-replyguy for trump on twitter
Gonna sip a little rum to try to get to sleep, this is surely not a fast pass to the bottom of the deepest darkest hole imaginable
There's no like, charges or anything, but the worst crime he's committed iirc is snorting a LOT of coke
You are activating my fight or flight and brother I can't afford a plane ticket
"bluesky is dying" damn that's crazy you know what isn't dying? The block button
Whatever. I could drop dead tomorrow and maybe two people would even notice.
Due to a booking error Rudy Giuliani has been laid to rest in the parking lot at Woodlawn Mulch & Chip Depot
I was born wrong in a dying world and every choice I've ever made has hurt me, how else am I supposed to look at this other than my soul specifically wanted to know what being the protagonist of a tragedy felt like
My heart is thrashing around in my chest and everything in my world both inside and out is screaming to let it free but god won't tell me what comes next so I'm too afraid to take the plunge and I just want to be happy and I know that that will never happen in this life
Being alive increasingly feels like I'm trying to keep a higher lifeform prisoner in my flesh simply because I don't know if it will survive outside its confines, while the world around its prison crumbles away
Soul wants out
Having a Slinger, which is hash browns under two hamburgers under four (?) eggs under roughly two gallons of chili. Fifteen bucks. I am the Anthony Bourdain of slop and you cannot stop me.
Oh my god, I think my dick broke. Who cares what you think? YOU ATE ALL MY BREFFMINTS!
Imagine being the Secret Service guy tasked with finding a copy of the Silmarillion fast enough so J.D. can swear in before Miller finds out.
Like if a nord thought gollum was a really fucked up dog and asked to be entombed with him
Draugr were warriors so he's a skeleton at best
Jolly trolley is what they called it before the bangbus invented buses
Jolly trolley is what they called it before the bangbus invented buses
It's cool and based that a bunch of the worst monsters in living memory are all going to drop dead at once
(TF2 DOMINATED SFX)
Haha hey anybody remember Kamala Harris I don't
NEW EMOTE AGAIN
"Sideloading" is the rentseeker word for "being able to run software of your choosing on a computing device you purchased". There is no reasonable case for an operating system developer having a say over what programs you run on your hardware. #Android #Google
Gonna be honest, seeing that date makes me feel like I just came out of cryostasis
For the wise and honorable chancellor's perusal
Kind of interesting how I can track all the annoying fads we've gone through the past year or two by looking at my muted terms list
They did, it's called final fantasy 2
Let's rock with our cock.
Trapped in Another World Where All Women are Max Aggroed on Me and the Law Says It's Okay to Stab Me
Rudy Giuliani has been released from hospital after doctors realized he just looks like that
So much shit is gonna drop on Tuesday it might actually kick off the apocalypse (positive)
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that
unironic use of the phrase "purity test" is the best way to signal to everyone that you're a selfish amoral piece of shit who would eagerly sacrifice any marginalized community you aren't part of in order to preserve your own comfort
If that motherfucker isn't dead he's at least comatose, they wouldn't be trying to bullshit with old photos etc. if he was at all responsive
Secret Service guy in the pool photo released today and in a video from July also seems to have a favorite outfit:
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People imagine picking up and finding *something better* is an easy solution. But how is that supposed to work, when all your time and energy goes to staying alive? You have almost nothing to set aside to actually fight your way out.
Stepping up to the plate for Gavin newsom is a mistake regardless of how many qualifiers you add because on top of being evil, he's also politically odious to a frankly horrifying degree outside of california
Chris Ayres does an absolutely immaculate Frieza and finding out he passed in 2021 felt like getting punched in the gut
Watching dragon ball super and it's truly breathtaking not only how misogynist this series is but how late in the game it is, toriyama truly did not give a fuck
Actually it's not communism or a washing machine, that is a car
Tau and it's not close
The convenience store?
Scarecrow as a low grade garage lab terrorist instead of a psychologist gone wacky, maybe some kind of jilted grad student who fell down the Riddler rabbit hole
Would be really easy to do a spin on something like that and a tie in to the tiktok vandalism from a while back, like that girl who got arrested for licking ice cream and then putting it back in the freezer Kind of a disjointed cult of people who don't even know they're part of it
Pattinson's said his favorite batman villain is condiment king and that version of Riddler was really weird (in a good way) so, fingers crossed he has some sway in the writing room
Just blocking newsom freaks on sight tbh, just because he's the focal point of a psychological warfare campaign doesn't mean I have to engage