Daniel Craig, best known as 'Fixx' a gang leader in Drop The Dead Donkey.
Let's all see if we can simply get on together, shall we?
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Daniel Craig, best known as 'Fixx' a gang leader in Drop The Dead Donkey.
It's a Brewster's Millions government. They're all quite mad.
They send sick kids to Disney World but it seems Orlando's going to be creating them. America's so messed up now.
Jeremy Irons, best known for children's BBC favourite Play Away.
Morning!
My daughter will be ecstatic! This series was the first she took to in reading enthusiastically on her own.
Just been reminded of this stupid thing I made years ago.
Would you need to buy it as an individual or could you just have a steak in it?
No one knows exactly what was on the Venezuelan boat that was struck by the US military, but the fact that the strike was okayed by the president’s son suggests that there was no cocaine aboard.
I was thinking 5 to 9 years unless he can get a job at the White House.
10/10 there. Normally we'd see Farage making all sorts of mock outrage faces but he seems to have given up here and quietly (again unusual when someone else is speaking) taken a kicking. Raskin has the measure of him better than a Savile Row tailor ever could.
You get a bonus celebration on 30th January for his exhumation and posthumous execution. Queen Elizabeth II had two birthdays and this anti-monarch had two death days. Evens out, almost.
Nigel Farage looks uncomfortable as Jamie Raskin uses his opening statement to absolutely demolish him
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Farage was just visiting, wasn't he? Didn't he get a Clacton funded hotel rather than bunking up in the shite house?
Weirdly, Rising Damp had a similar plot (The Perfect Gentleman, s2e5) broadcast a couple of months after the Fawlty Towers one, something reused in the film version years later.
He's a disgrace. Currently, anyone visiting the USA can and will have their social media scrutinised to see if they've said anything derogatory (or true) about the orange rapist and his circus. Going to a foreign country and badmouthing your own has a term.
Stormy Daniels' lawyer was popular for a while for being a Trump adversary. Wonder what he's doing now..? Newsom's filling the gap and is sufficiently loud and mocking to irk Trump. It's "the worst person I know made a good point" dilemma. Two people hating each other doesn't make one of them good.
He does know who Kant is though, or he's heard the name from cockney's addressing him directly.
"I bought this electric rocking horse and the stupid thing won't turn off. Unless you know how to sort it out, I want a full refund."
Come on, boffins!
James Bond films loose all seriousness when M says "I'll need to take this to the Minister. And I'm sure PM's going to be unimpressed with you breaking the rules, and your drinking and fornicating on the job, Bond."
Lucky I headed home early because there's a good chance I'd not have a chance of getting back in an hour. Lucky there are plenty of seats on my cancelled, yet diverted train.
Brilliant.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR INTERNMENT IN THIS CEMETERY.
Sounds like his insurance company can refuse to get involved. He's beyond shady.
"I drank 'the yellow one' but now you want me to drink all the blue ones too? Someone will need the loo! Interesting name though, Mr Hitler. Any relation?"
Watching A View To A Kill and that is Michael Caine, isn't it?
Must have been a shock to Linda.
You know, Gilbert. I've no idea what these paternity test results could be about. Love the cash though. Not doubting the guy's parentage, but they'd be some funny genes to have as a comedy writer.
They managed to get his irrelevant opinion quite quickly didn't they? Utterly unconnected to his job. Three nosy loudmouths, and a fourth if you include the article's writer. "Part-time MP from a minor party to question Irish citizen's arrest with a criminal an ocean away in a foreign country."
I forget who writes headlines, who decides what should be written about and what shouldn't get needless attention. I can't work out which of these memes fits best here, or if both do. Maybe I should ask a credible journalist if there are any left out there?
Seems plausible. Not entirely clear when the domestic abuse part occurred but it could be read as before he was flagged down. He must have been travelling at almost a crawl to have spotted the distressed young lady. It seems strange to mention the woman, and her situation, unless the crash relates.
Rudy Giuliani absolutely did not try to shortchange a sex worker and then was pursued by her colleagues, don’t you dare suggest such a thing
Ah, the cheapo sausage roll! The breakfast of Tiffanies.
Sounds like ~4 million Californians had a very close escape. If it weren't for their Glorious Leader, their city would have been burnt down. I mean, it was fine for a century or more but this seems to be just in the nick of time, averting a crisis of enormous magnitude. A big hand for Donald Trump.
"The lunatics are running the asylum."
Out in the West End last night, the rickshaws seemed to be competing with each other to see who wanted to be tipped over into traffic first, blaring out and arrogantly blocking pavements. Start with them.
Has the photo been reversed? I'd have thought he'd be more to the right considering.
He’s providing them with valuable mulching experience though.
I see he's gone back to his forte: being a slum landlord. This is clearly bollocks though. $5000 to give up your home and find you've nothing to come back to. I wonder if this could be considered as ethnic cleansing by chequebook? Trump is genuinely a monster. The weekend started off so well, too.
If I remember correctly, Dexter's first act was to deal with a killer with a famous family name who had a thing for morphine injections.
Happy Life-size Inflatable Model of E.T. Day to those who celebrate.
Nobby's Nuts have had the same trivia on the back since about 2003. Penguins are like Bob Monkhouse in comparison.
I dunno. A stable salary is nothing to be sniffed at these days. Lot's to offer.
That surgery must have left a Japanese cartoon shaped mark.
Hello? What's happening? Am I a star wars?..
If he's fired toward the sun, will it heal him and get him his powers back? Worth a pop.
Those burgers are really good for you. As the song goes... 🎶 Oh-ohhh electrolytes
I mean, I'm disappointed, but can we play this game every weekend? Maybe he'd start taking a hint then.
Things aren't looking too rosy for the Melania stand ins.
If he recovers, then we got a good doctor. If he doesn't recover, then we didn't, but he won't know.
We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
Maybe he could be escorted to hell by Alvin of Chipmunks fame?
When genocidal China says you've gone too far then, well. ~1m Uyghurs might, were they able, want to discuss pots and kettles.
That might be quite fun. Weekend at Maybelline's.
I've always imagined him going out like that, sending one of his rants out on his phone whilst eating McDonald's with the other hand.
Earth Wind and Fire meanwhile are desperately hoping it'll be another three weeks.
Yet Kennedy's suggesting ignoring experts. The closest analogy (at least based on RFK's scrotal visage) is to check for lumps but don't scratch down there.
I NEED AN "AMBULANCE." THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION IN THIS MATTER."
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On the off chance, I'll be checking if this share price shoots up with a sudden surge In champagne sales this weekend.
Hey, Bluesky! How about a drafts folder, maybe?
"there's a common denominator to so much of this, right? The last one of these school shootings that we all saw..." IT'S GUNS! GUNS ARE THE COMMON DENOMINATOR! It's that or Americans - it's always someone toting a machine gun of some description. No civilised country has this problem, but why?
Two nations divided by a common language, eh? If he's sent to prison, as he entirely should be, it won't be handshakes that'll come under that description.
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And if you invade Persia, a great empire will fall.
If I can ape a band name here: A, C, D, and C again as his resting place.
Both of these gents have worked with Tony Curtis. There's no evidence that Tony demanded to work with people with innuendo names.
This is what happens when you get idiots and conspiracy nuts put in positions of authority. This is exactly what happened with the fiasco that was Brexit: lies and empty promises pushed over clear facts. Bye bye, America. You're totalled.
He looks like an even more unpleasant version of Lawrence Tierney.
And it was her birthday the other day. But of a shame considering what they did show.
Mahler's Bogardeing BBC4 now where we'd normally have more Top of the Pops.
I think one time was too many for this aberration and Wyclef-ing more times is unwarranted. #totp
"And now by satellite..."
Immediately refutable #totp
There was an anecdote about the singer from Freak Power don't you know who I am-ing his way into a club and being told by the bouncer "no", which might be why he's not in the room with the rest of them. #totp
Slang for getting a severe beating, unfortunately. Changes the song's mood a bit.
Putting 16 next to 7 seems to give the game away a bit.
The map of Sweden can be seen in a similar vein.
The onlooking crowd who then elected not to go to the other part of St Benet's Abbey but helpfully gave advice which might have had me mauled.
My phone informs me it's two years since I was set upon by a herd of cows, bullocks, I think was the word that went though my mind, in Norfolk. It's flat but they came out of nowhere. They started to get aggressive as I got to the gate, which I leapt.
This isn't entirely unexpected though.
Not so much flattery as flat out plagiarism. Why do their names, handles and bios never marry up, these bots?
Sometimes it feels as though this may have been a preferable timeline.
Surely the solution here is to insist that mass shooters always avoid torsos and aim for the forehead? That said, brain transplants seem to be demand in America, too.
thoughts
The man's a ghoul.
"I might as well say this now. Dean Cain's pulled out." I'm not out looking for them, but I'd struggle to think of a more toxic and unmarketable film than this. I can think of only one man it might appeal to and everyone's counting down the days until he's dead, hopefully long before this is made.
Could have sworn this was part of the intro montage for Birds of a Feather.
Happy 44th birthday to Gaze into the Fist of Dredd, Brian Bolland’s finest hour.
I'm surprised what's so obvious - "C is for cat" - is a par 4. Unlike Coleridge's seafarer, I'll happily take this albatross.
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