I’m not angry at the orange turd. I’m angry at the ostensible functional and adult human beings surrounding him, beaming at him, nodding and agreeing with him, praising him with absolutely no trace of shame.
I’m not angry at the orange turd. I’m angry at the ostensible functional and adult human beings surrounding him, beaming at him, nodding and agreeing with him, praising him with absolutely no trace of shame.
You hadn’t composed your own?
They should ai the flag to hug him back.
Now that the fascists are out and pointedly and proudly signaling their bigotry, hatefulness and ignorance, virtue signaling has become a social necessity.
Actually reading it is why I’m not a Christian any longer.
They sure don’t like it when I read it back to them.
If the sweet release of oblivion is what it takes to be free of all the spam…
Flashing back to the phrase “They don’t taste like apples”
Hit it? Like, with a stick or something? They can’t even throw it over with their hands? I just don’t see the point of any of it.
But did he eat anyone’s balls?
I think I could take her in hand-to-hand combat to the death. I mean, I wouldn’t *like* it but I guess that’s on PEG.
Give me shelter
Dear Republicans: I’m speaking out for them because when you come for me there damn well better be someone left to speak for me. If not I promise that when they come for you, I sure as hell won’t be left to speak for you.
But I do have one question. When you get to your little place on Nantucket Island, I 'magine you're gonna take off that handsome-lookin' S.S. uniform of yours, ain'tcha?... That's what I thought. Now that I can't abide.
Goebbels wrote it; Republicans plagiarized it.
Hey there void hope you don’t mind if I come and scream into you for a minute.
Still my second favorite eyerolling blonde. Belle’s could roll straight to the back of her head.
“He shakes a lot of hands” is a much more positive spin than “It’s his twisted, blackened soul trying to break out of its decaying husk before the host dies so it can find another living body to corrupt.” Just politics as normal.
Hasa Diga Trump
I’d not noticed before but Shirley MacLean does give a lot of Jucika in that film.
He’s always slouched in his chair. He can barely stand.
But I was saving those for breakfast! so sweet and so cold :(
What else are you going to do while suspended in the White Void?
And the show is all about teaching kids life lessons… so the lesson here is… babies are a big responsibility and if they get to be too much trouble you can just erase them it’s cool it’s fine.
That’s right. They go to change back the giant baby, who I cannot overemphasize now has blood and organs and wants and needs and a SOUL - back into a stuffed toy and EVERYONE IS OK WITH IT.
Meanwhile the baby, who is very much real and alive and NEGLECTED begins getting into giant neglected baby shenanigans which is causing problems. So girl and shapeshifting friend set out to find Construction Sally and the lifegiving alien friend. You see where this is going?
So Construction Sally needs help. She needs something that can help her move a heavy load of bricks. Oh, I get it, giant baby can do it, right? NO. WRONG. They decide to send alien friend along to give life to the bricks so they can just move themselves?!
So now they have a giant human baby running amok. Just then some lady in a safety vest and hardhat, I’m going to call her Construction Sally comes into the girl’s dad’s shop. Did I mention there are adults present? Her dad is there and none of this is fucking crazy to him.
My son is watching Morphle and it’s disturbing. Is it written by ai? So this little kid has weird alien friends with weird powers. She gets a giant stuffed baby toy and one of her friends has the power to give life to inanimate objects.
It’s kind of funny because I wasin college I wouldn’t eat at Cracker Barrel because they openly and systematically discriminated people like Byron Donalds.
It’s the second best song to use the lyric “FLASH!”
I’m convinced no one, even James Dobson, deserves eternal hell. But that dude def deserved *some* hell before he stopped existing.
They always find their spine after they’ve left.
Sure I’ll mourn the passing of James Dobson. He’s already done his damage to our world and hell isn’t real for him to burn in.
I’ve always assumed that all his ham-handed religious posturing was more than just yet another of his grifts intended to influence his religious base, and that deep down he believes that there’s no hell for him to burn in.
If you see this, post a tower or structure
Did they use that take when he sat on his balls?
Imagine him in the 30’s saying this about Poland.
You know that Jonny Wurster kid, the kid that delivers papers in the neighborhood?
I want to see the other side of this where Gilbert is doing his damndest to get Kakarot to like him.
Sending you thoughts and prayers and CYBER KEY POWER!!
This laugh hit me a lot different while snuggling with my five year old son on the children’s oncology ward.
Frieza redeems himself later when Anne’s skiff sinks and she’s stuck under the bridge.
🔥
I know you did… but let’s pretend you didn’t!
If it’s what you say, I love it, especially later in the summer.
I will see my son well.
I read triptides as a three syllable Greek sounding word.
This rhymes because Angela Lansbury would pronounce baby like “baiiibee”
Young Angela Lansbury bothers a small crowd, yelling “Now I’m the boss of ya! Though I’m just a baby. no one dares defy me while riding atop lil’ Mothra.
A Cupid unaware examines meaty fare- Choosing groceries on one fateful New Year’s Eve- He peers well through his Lorgnet but fails to recognize yet- Ripe grinch heart wants such grisly work to cleave-
@kevinwmurphy.bsky.social tell us about the time you smuggled in a Thanksgiving dinner!
Parenting a teen.
He’s a pinball robot, there’s got to be a twist
I have tried this recipe and I do not recommend.
Listening to Huey Lewis: "Ray, Ray! It's Marvin! Your cousin, Marvin Parker Jr! You know that new sound you were looking for? Well listen to THIS!"
So I'm putting in love now I'm putting in faith Putting fear on a long-term IL I'm going outside I'm going to help organize Something better Something beautiful -John K Samson
