He/him. Next you'll say pronouns in bio. The original posting postman, 413x Russian Battlebots champion, and grumpy communist. Award winning author of the Human Centipede novelization.
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Had a dream last night that Gandalf, Saruman, and one other wizard whose name escapes me were hanging out with me in my kitchen. They were having some allergies so I got out some Zyrtec, then for some reason I took all their doses and started freaking out because that was definitely an overdose.
I don't believe in "shared reality" as something that meaningfully exists, but it is *stressful* to know that there are thousands of internet gumshoes who are, through sheer ignorance of the tech, using generative AI to plunge thousands of people into a reality completely divorced from our own.
at no point did we defund the police. it's important when we talk about defunding the police to note it never actually happened. would it work? we don't know! but merely phrasing the idea succinctly incited a reactionary backlash that put fascists in charge of all 3 branches of government. curious!
What’s with the headline
You have fully supported Israel's genocide, which is widely unpopular and cost the Democrats the election, for two years. Why don't you take this kind of analysis to the policies you support? Is it because you're just trying to launder your policy preferences under the guise of electoral strategy?
vtubers man
BREAKING: Trump issues surprise announcement that Shadow the Hedgehog pissed on his fucking wife
Manifesting
Satoru Gojo took two Limitless pills to limit himself
Oh! It's fuckin' Labor Day, that's right- Uh... May your contractions be brief and your cervix dilated. 👋 And a happy new year.
Odysseus trying to convince his sister that her husband’s death wasn’t really his fault
Let he who has never had slaves cast the first stone
Expert here. What happens is the generative AI you fed this to is a piece of shit that tried to extrapolate a shadow into what statistically should be flesh, while you sat there loudly saying "ENHANCE. ENHANCE." like a dipshit.
Spinal energy
Kid Larry got a dome like Megamind
By its very nature, the thing AI is best at making is "lots more of whatever there's already the most of." You may recognize this as the opposite of a value proposition.
Using my skull calipers on Shrimp Jesus
But Lauren, tri-x are for kids
Every time you think of JK Rowling you must think of how she explicitly made the villain of her prequel books a man trying to stop the Holocaust and the heroes fight as hard as they could to ensure it came to pass
Cop behavior
AI slop makes shit up
Bozo did the mayo
I don’t know what you’re all talking about, I think the president looks very healthy in these photos
I threw this in the group chat to minimal reaction. Feels relevant here.
No, next question
We don’t need more slop hogs here.
Seems like we outnumber you.
Hey guys, quick poll: Like and repost this if you think Gen AI sucks and should be destroyed. Comment “I’m a dipshit that hates my planet” if you think Gen AI is good.
purity test | patreon.com/lubchansky
Who up throwing a fluoride-filled meal bag in their gullet
Why did they make Evil Jax so breedable
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that
You just want iSSrael to carry out a Holocaust unopposed.
I would think this too if I was fuckin stupid
Democracy is when you swear to vote for one of two available slightly dissimilar parties in perpetuity regardless of the platform or quality of candidates, and never ever ever demand anything in exchange.
Me: “I think A.I. is stupid and embarassing.” Somehow the most confident stranger in the world, every time: “Yes, which is why I only use it for the following reasons—“
I'm on the scene in NH where crews continue to clean the shit Rudy Giuliani sprayed all over the road. Estimates for removal are two to three days. "We've never seen anything like it," a worker tells me. "It's like a septic tanker exploded." It remains unclear if Mr. Giuliani has stopped defecating.
This mfer just pulled up asking to eat my phone cause it's an Android and he needs it to become perfect?
The Water of Life
OKITE OKITE OKITE! GOOD MORNING, SUNDAY MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS!
Probably some sewage in there too then
People acting surprised the Greek gods did a lot of incest like they weren’t explicitly depicted as a royal family.
How moldy is her sourdough if it’s grey?
The lesson of the Trump campaigns, and particularly his second term, should be "Wow you can really do anything." Anyone who runs as a Democrat and acts like their hands are regrettably tied is either lying or doesn't have what it takes to win anyway
Cheeth Keith
NYC’s seven evil exes teaming up to try to stop Mamdani
The common narrative of the Nazis has been that they did many awful things but the 'reward' for that was all sorts of amazing scientific advances, which is why we had NO CHOICE but to headhunt all their scientists. This was complete bullshit. But the West really wanted eugenics to be true.
It does, though. They think the diseases they’re letting run rampant will only kill the untermenschen.
Who up forgetting 9/11
Post a random image or you will be struck by a meteor in September
John McCain, when Donald Trump shows up at the gates of hell
What left content creators? The shitlibs defending the Vichy Party?
This whole thing is great but the highlighted bit made me laugh out loud. 😂 Marlon on Snoop:
That cat has such a “look at the indignities I must suffer” face
A scholarship program to pay influencers to excuse genocide, on the condition that they not tell anyone they’re taking your money
Obama bombed a Doctors Without Borders hospital.
Forgot to fuckin claim this was an Odysseus quote, take my posting license away
“They must have amnesia, they forgot that I’m him.”
Stepped outside and the office flag was at half staff, did something funny happen?
Stole some synonym rolls from the work break room
Your dad was Mario Cuomo.
Honestly the other two should have known something was up with Rumi in the sushi scene. No mere mortal has throat game like that.
Getting kicked out of the supermarket for calling the organic groceries Big Naturals
glad to hear that president trump is not, in fact, dead. but the concerns about his declining health are very real, and very alarming. compare this picture of him just a few weeks ago to this picture of him today. shocking
Thank you for your service
You can really see the fundamental problems with Democratic policy in MENA in a microcosm when Smith claims he supports two states but says it's no use attempting to advance it at the present moment. Well, that just means you're a liar lol. The Ranking Member of ASC is a habitual liar.
Yes he does
Someone tell these ageing politicians that trans rights is one of the defining leftist politics of our era and that they signal their irrelevance to the young, progressive electorate they hope to court by opposing it or declaring it unimportant
nobody has seen the president in three days [burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy
Dudes Rock
the mass effect universe is so horrifying like imagine being stuck in a cosmos where sprinting is no faster than your normal movement
getting a lot of the same AI marketing email slop since the book came out but it’s especially funny to get the ones from instagram where an AI “illustrator” wants to “bring my amazing characters to life.” bitch i drew all this mfs like 600 times each already
If someone hasn’t died you technically can’t prove they’re not immortal
Harris supported a modern Holocaust.
How racist do you have to be to think not supporting genocide is comparable to “the whole store full of candy”
I hope they nuke this demonic horseshit from orbit
Pulling out a bunch of different religious symbols and praying to them one by one like Benny from The Mummy just to ensure it happens
All the Dems had to do was stop mass slaughtering babies and innocent civilians for a minute. That's not a "purity test".
The first thing you said is a blatant lie.
You can’t jerk guys off on airplanes anymore, because of woke.
It took me YEARS to understand the old joke "I just flew in from X and boy are my arms tired!" I guess I was too young to realize that the comics were joking about jerking off guys on airplanes. Weird how popular this used to be.
Commissioning art of my 9/11sona
Doesn’t help that it mostly seems to be from anarchists and if you want to sneak reactionary propaganda into left circles, anarchists are usually the easiest way in.
Been seeing a few posts about how clanker is heckin problematicerino and can’t help wondering if this is some AI industry psyop trying to quash the pushback their products have been getting.
I plan to help. I’m gonna try to convince his fans Vance did it.
I never played either Helldivers and the only lore I know comes from the Maxor vid. Is the child soldiers thing just a bit or is it canon?
Got any new rubber ducks planned?
reskeet if you love getting stuffed silly by bolshevik babes OR if you yearn for the downfall of the hostile christofascist white supremacist settler-colonial entity occupying much of turtle island
This is like in Peter Pan where the audience tries to revive Tinkerbell with applause. Except, you know, the opposite.
Just because I'm feeling vindictive due to this guy showing up on my TL again, they're an AI user that vaguely edits an output. They outright admit it here. This is not an artist. x.com/pitslip_art/...
...but not illegal to say, "god, i want it to happen." because that's its own sentence. it's an incomplete sentence, but it may have nothing to do with the sentence before that, so, that's perfectly fine. perfectly legal.
And always by the centrists cringe-merchants who think calling him "Drumpf", "Mango Mussolini" and "Taco" is activism.