IT WAS A GOOD SUMMER
AUTHOR. MODEL. ACTOR. A GOOD AND PRETTY BOY. I STEAL FOOD AND BREAK THINGS. OPINIONS ARE MY OWN. HE/HIM. 🇨🇦
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IT WAS A GOOD SUMMER
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Anyway at least the City of Edmonton Shelterbuddy links are validated and live now! edmontonacccpets.shelterbuddy.com/animal/anima... edmontonacccpets.shelterbuddy.com/animal/anima...
@fiascothecat.bsky.social IS MY FRIEND AND I WANT HIM AND FRANCA TO GET HOME TO @premeemohamed.com 💖
IF YOU ARE NOT IN EDMONTON, PLEASE REPOST SO THOSE WHO ARE CAN SEE IT
#yeg - EDMONTON, AB MISSING CATS - HIGHLANDS AREA FLUFFY GREY MALE ADULT (FIASCO) FLUFFY BLACK KITTEN (FRANCA) NO COLLARS, MICROCHIPPED PICS OF FIASCO BELOW. FOLLOW @premeemohamed.com
Boost for the other-hours crowd. Fiasco & Franca are on the lam in the Highlands region of Edmonton (Alberta, Canada). @fiascothecat.bsky.social has many pictures to help identification. Both cats are chipped. Please spread the word to help find these babies.
🚨🚨🚨 SPREADING THE WORD 🚨🚨🚨 IF YOU ARE IN EDMONTON LOOK FOR FIASCO AND FRANCA IF YOU ARE FIASCO AND FRANCA, COME HOME TO @premeemohamed.com
I AM A MATURE AND DISTINGUISHED GENTLEMAN
I HAVE JOINT SUPPLEMENTS NOW
I WENT TO THE VET AND THEY SAID I AM GOOD AND PRETTY AND BRAVE AND HEALTHY BUT ALSO THAT I AM OFFICIALLY A *SENIOR* 🙀 SO MY HUMAN LEARNED A LOT ABOUT PREVENTATIVE CARE TODAY
YOU’RE PROBABLY WONDERING HOW I GOT HERE
TWO COOL DUDES
MEOWROSCURO!
I AM A RENAISSANCE PORTRAIT
IT IS REALLY QUITE A COMPLIMENT
YES, THAT ONE, SPECIFICALLY ESPECIALLY WHEN IT IS STILL AND I CAN LIE AGAINST IT
I AM SO SLEEPY AND COMFY
CORRECT
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE THING
I LIKE TO SIT ON MY HUMAN’S HEAD TO WAKE THEM UP 😸
YOU CAN’T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT BUT IF YOU ARE A CAT YOU CAN SCREAM AT YOUR HUMAN AND CLIMB ASSERTIVELY INTO THEIR LAP THUS GETTING WHAT YOU WANT: CUDDLES AND ATTENTION
I DON’T LIKE KALE ANYMORE WHY? IDK FELT LIKE IT
I JUST LOVE THEM SO MUCH
I HAVE A STORY: MY HUMAN WAS DRUNK AND EATING FRIES AND I DELICATELY TOOK A FRY FROM THEIR PLATE AND I *RAN AWAYYYYYYY* AND I ATE THE FRY IN MY BOX THAT’S IT, THAT’S THE STORY
I AGREE
EMOTIONAL SUPPORT LOGISTICAL SUPPORT AVOIDING FOOD WASTE SUPPORT I REALLY DO IT ALL
MY HUMAN IS ALSO LACTOSE INTOLERANT SO OUR DAIRY PRODUCTS ARE ALL LACTOSE FREE
THIS IS THE WAY TO THINK, VERY COLLABORATIVE AND COMMUNITY FOCUSED
GOOD MORNING I AM HERE TO SUPPORT YOU DO YOU NEED HELP EATING YOUR YOGURT?
YES 😸
Apparently you can't just record yourself screaming as a description, so I have relunctantly written some actual words about the problems we're facing as a rescue
DID YOU KNOW DID YOU KNOW IT’S INTERNATIONAL CAT DAY??? LET US CELEBRATE
COULD YOU PUT CHURU ON CUCUMBER?
NO IT ONLY DISAPPOINTED ME
I DON’T LIKE CUCUMBER I SMELLED IT IT SMELLED LIKE A BORING PLANT
INDEED!
NEEDLESS TO SAY, I FEEL DISMAYED *AND* BETRAYED
MY HUMAN WAS EATING A FOOD I WANTED A FOOD BUT IT WAS A CUCUMBER 😾
THANK YOU, I PICKED THEM OUT MYSELF FROM ALL THE OTHER HUMANS
MY FAVOURITE THING IS CUDDLING MY HUMAN
I’M SO SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS SHE SOUNDS WONDERFUL. YOU CLEARLY SHARED A LOT OF LOVE 💖
THIS HUMAN IS MY HUMAN
AN EXCITING WAY TO START THE DAY IS WHEN YOUR HUMAN IS STILL ASLEEP, BUT YOU SEE SOMETHING OUTSIDE, SO YOU SLAM YOUR ENTIRE BODY WEIGHT AGAINST THE WINDOW, SCREAMING
OH WOW UH I THINK MAYBE YES???
FOUND A NEW NAPPING SPOT
THE SUN KING
SOMETIMES I HAVE LESS LOVELY DAYS LIKE WHEN BIRDS ARE MOCKING ME, OR MY HUMAN WON'T SHARE THEIR FOOD, OR I CAN'T GO INTO THE HALL BUT MOSTLY I HAVE IT PRETTY GOOD 😸
ALWAYS A LOVELY DAY FOR ME, GUINNESS
MY TWIN!
SUP?
I DON'T KNOW I GUESS MY HUMAN SHOULD GIVE ME SOME *MEANINGFUL STARE*
GUINNESS ICE CREAM?? ICE CREAM *FOR* GUINNESS??? ICE CREAM THAT WILL MAKE IT A LOVELY DAY FOR ME, GUINNESS?????
BRUSSELS SPROUTS FOR SURE
I AM HAPPY TO TRY *ALL* THE FOODS EVEN THE THINGS MY HUMAN SAYS ARE NOT FOODS
SAUTÉED KALE 😻
TODAY MY HUMAN LEARNED TWO THINGS: 1) KALE IS NOT TOXIC FOR CATS 2) I LOVE KALE!!!!!!!!
PLAYING IS EXTREMELY SERIOUS BUSINESS
SOMEWHAT TREATS WORK BETTER
THAT’S WHY I STARE ENDLESSLY INTO THE VOID
CONSTANT DEFIANCE IS MY MAIN STATE OF BEING BUT EVEN I GET TIRED SOMETIMES
THIS IS A NICE ROOM BUT I DON’T SEE ANY CAT?
EVERYTHING IS SO HARD FOR ME, GUINNESS
OH I’M SURE THEY ARE
THIS IS SO BEAUTIFUL YOU ARE A GREAT POET 😻
THAT WOULD BE FUN, WOULDN’T IT??
I PERSONALLY HAVE DONE ALL THESE THINGS IN THE LAST 8 MINUTES
WAYS TO SHOW A HUMAN YOU LOVE THEM 😻 - STEP ON THEIR FACE - STEP ON THEIR RIBS - STEP ON THEM ANYWHERE - LICK THEIR SALTY HUMAN SKIN - STAND CREEPILY BEHIND THEIR HEAD WHILE THEY TRY TO SLEEP - SHOVE YOUR BUTT INTO THEM - PURR
EXACTLY YOU GET ME
I WANT SOMETHING WHAT IS THAT THING? I DON’T KNOW BUT I *WANT* IT
Ode to the Midnight Sentinel In a hush of oak and book-bound light, You sit—a shadow stitched to sight. Emerald moons in sable face, Eyes that chart a softer place. 1 of ?
HELLO GOOD EVENING DID YOU KNOW IT IS TIME TO FEED ME?
EXACTLY WE MUST ADVANCE THE GROUP SCENT IDENTITY
GUINNESS YES
HEY, YEAH! THAT’S RIGHT!
GOOD POINT BETTER SHED EXTRA, JUST IN CASE 😸
WE CATS EXCEL AT HIDING AND BEING SNEAKY
ADMIRING THE SHIRT BY ROLLING ALL OVER IT IT SMELLS SO CLEAN IT IS SO UNSULLIED BY CAT HAIR …OR, YOU KNOW, IT WAS
TO BE FAIR, THEY SEEM MORE BEMUSED THAN MAD LIKE THEY SHOULD’VE KNOWN BETTER THAN TO LEAVE A SHIRT LAID OUT AND UNATTENDED FOR 30 SECONDS
YES FOR ME, GUINNESS 😸
THEY SEEM PERTURBED BUT I CAN’T IMAGINE WHY
IT WAS SO NICE OF MY HUMAN TO LEAVE THIS SHIRT OUT FOR ME
SPENDING QUALITY TIME WITH MY HUMAN
IT'S OKAY THE ABYSS IS FRIENDLY
ON LAZY SUMMER AFTERNOONS I LIKE TO STARE INTO THE ABYSS
THIS IS ART
SOMETIMES THE MOST DEVASTATING SONG IS SILENCE
ONLY IF YOU START THE FEEDING BEFORE THE SINGING
NO *NO* IT IS NOT TIME FOR *SINGING SONGS* IT IS TIME FOR *FEEDING CATS*
TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU MEANWHILE, *I* GIVE A PERFECT PURR 😸
YEAH!
THANK GOODNESS THEY HAVE US TO TAKE CARE OF THEM!
IN CAT YEARS, YOU'RE... A LOT I THINK
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO MY AGING HUMAN
SUMMER SUN TO WARM MY BED PAWS TWITCHING WITH KITTY DREAMS HAPPY SOLSTICE
THANK YOU! 👅
A PIECE OF BREAD I PLUCKED FROM MY HUMAN’S HAND WHILE THEY WERE TRYING TO EAT IT WHY? 😸
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I *LIKED* THE DENTAL TREAT I *WANTED* SOME PIZZA
