I HAVE A STORY: MY HUMAN WAS DRUNK AND EATING FRIES AND I DELICATELY TOOK A FRY FROM THEIR PLATE AND I *RAN AWAYYYYYYY* AND I ATE THE FRY IN MY BOX THAT’S IT, THAT’S THE STORY
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Good job, Guinness! My girl has a taste for anything fried. She gets a nibble when I have some
aug 13, 2025, 11:46 am • 1 0 • view
Fries for everyone!
aug 13, 2025, 3:52 am • 1 0 • view
that's just crazy enough to be true
aug 13, 2025, 4:06 am • 1 0 • view
it is a good story
aug 13, 2025, 5:22 am • 1 0 • view
That’s one for the ages!
aug 13, 2025, 3:03 am • 2 0 • view
Plan the work, work the plan.
aug 14, 2025, 12:39 am • 1 0 • view
A story with a happy ending!
aug 13, 2025, 2:46 am • 2 0 • view
@jasthecat.bsky.social! Dis iz wut yu do da necst tim yur Momb wont gib yu burger! 😉
aug 13, 2025, 2:59 am • 10 0 • view
Okey Ime trie idt. She pritty kwik wif the playte tho
aug 13, 2025, 3:15 am • 8 0 • view
Mi no yu can do dis, Jaspy. Snik up on da her, do a kwik luk in da cornr an jus stair! Dat alwaz fweeks mi Momb out! 🤣 When hers chiks da cornr? GWAB AN WUN!!! 🍔💨 Vwala! 1 beef fur Jaspy! 🤭😉♥️
aug 13, 2025, 6:30 am • 2 0 • view
Grate plann Lily!!
aug 13, 2025, 12:15 pm • 3 0 • view
Mi cant wate fur yu tu get dat burger! Dis wil be gwate! 😉
aug 13, 2025, 5:30 pm • 4 0 • view
😸😸😸
aug 14, 2025, 12:22 am • 3 0 • view
Thatis tha keye, iff shee am qwick, yoo gotta bee qwicker!
aug 13, 2025, 5:36 am • 6 0 • view
Ime stardt pracktisin!
aug 13, 2025, 12:14 pm • 5 0 • view
You would get along swimmingly with my niece-cat, Woodstock. She's all about the fries! 💚🍟
aug 13, 2025, 8:58 pm • 1 0 • view
I JUST LOVE THEM SO MUCH
aug 14, 2025, 12:51 am • 1 0 • view
Very smart move! Truly, cat-like reflexes.
aug 13, 2025, 2:40 am • 7 0 • view
Yay, happy ending!
aug 16, 2025, 12:04 am • 0 0 • view
Quite an adventure, hope you had a good long rest afterwards to recover.
aug 13, 2025, 2:14 pm • 3 0 • view
Clever boy!
aug 13, 2025, 2:40 am • 7 0 • view
Fries for Guinness!!!
aug 13, 2025, 2:46 am • 2 0 • view
Excellent catting Guinness. Keep it up
aug 13, 2025, 10:44 am • 1 0 • view
Excellent story.
aug 13, 2025, 2:53 am • 4 0 • view
Well done!
aug 13, 2025, 8:55 am • 1 0 • view
my old cat (still lives with my parents) steals big chunks of food off the table, runs away and eats them under the couch. a bunch of times he's stolen entire ears of corn, both cooked and uncooked, and ate most of the corn and the cob, then got sick, yet he keeps doing it
aug 14, 2025, 12:34 am • 1 0 • view
Thissis an GRAYTE storey, fankyoo Ginnuiess!
aug 13, 2025, 5:35 am • 4 0 • view
Just going to say Sosi hates fries. She will steal potato chips (crisps). She can be fast but demure even when clipping my finger with her teeth. LOL
aug 13, 2025, 2:56 am • 2 0 • view
🤭🤭🤭💜😺💜
aug 13, 2025, 2:50 am • 3 0 • view
Much like Odysseus defeating the cyclops, taking advantage of an adversary’s inebriation is a cunning path to victory.
aug 13, 2025, 3:53 am • 8 0 • view
I was on the edge of my seat!
aug 13, 2025, 3:55 am • 2 0 • view
10/10! I was on the edge of my seat!!
aug 13, 2025, 3:52 am • 5 0 • view