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Gus Disted

@gus.is.grumpy.fyi

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created November 22, 2024

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Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

I’m almost tempted to pay his airfare

2/9/2025, 4:29:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

You are probably right, and in IMO that’s why the Mango Manbaby’s disgusting kiddiewinkies will soon be taking centre stage

2/9/2025, 4:22:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

Everything else aside, yet another reason never to go to Starbucks for what is hilariously described as “coffee”

2/9/2025, 4:11:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

I may be wrong but I think Beria murdered all of Stalin’s body doubles when that old fuck finally pegged it

2/9/2025, 5:24:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

He’ll announce that one of the his moronic Mangoling offspring will assume the Presidency when he finally fucks off

2/9/2025, 5:20:19 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Davis • Feed After Midnight (@mjdavis1988.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Let’s get Epstein back to the top of the news before the victims speak on Wednesday. Take a moment to REPOST this and all Epstein-Trump stories. open.substack.com/pub/mdavis19...

1/9/2025, 11:54:50 PM | 5 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

👌🙏

1/9/2025, 5:10:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Denise Wheeler (@denisedwheeler.bsky.social) reposted

The new ICE song by Jesse Welles nails it. ICE isn’t recruiting heroes, it’s recruiting the bitter, the rejected, the ones desperate for a badge to cover their failures. Losers with power become the most dangerous kind. (c/o Caroline Codsi)

29/8/2025, 12:18:30 AM | 13316 4513 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi)

Brilliant! Old-fashioned salt-of-the-earth common sense. I’d happily listen to this bloke in the pub all day long 🤣🤣❤️

1/9/2025, 2:04:20 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

Fair questions. But bottom line, she is an angel, and deserves better. What a shitty state of affairs

1/9/2025, 12:39:58 PM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi)

😁 You’re not wrong, Anita. Epic

1/9/2025, 12:30:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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31/8/2025, 6:36:36 AM | 88 48 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

Equally ironic is that underneath the really moronic, crap-looking fake burkas, they’re really moronic crap-looking excuses for ectoplasm

31/8/2025, 3:32:04 PM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

Carl Jung:

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31/8/2025, 3:20:29 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

It’s the Melanoma Trump of couches!

31/8/2025, 1:52:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

💯

31/8/2025, 1:49:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi)

substack.com/@alisavaldes...

31/8/2025, 12:08:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture WILD BILL HICCUP (@ydofoolsrule.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

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31/8/2025, 9:19:41 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi)

So do I, WildCat

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30/8/2025, 5:12:43 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

Of course your point is valid. But it wouldn’t make any difference to millions of fundamentally racist, gammon, Little Englanders who will resolutely ignore fact in favour of fiction, just as with Brexit. They are pulling the UK into a dark place, willingly led by the ridiculous liar Captain Codface

30/8/2025, 5:04:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Mike Galsworthy (@mikegalsworthy.bsky.social) reposted

“Having lived many years in the UK I got used to British standards in life; when back in Europe I realised that you can expect so much more”

30/8/2025, 9:28:13 AM | 406 149 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

An excellent thread. Thank you. It seems pretty clear she has strong grounds for a defamation claim. I can only guess the scumbags at The Mail have worded it all hyper-carefully - or believe she won’t act for fear they’ll up the monstering. Despicable

29/8/2025, 5:22:40 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

This reminds me. Is President Poopypants in the Epstein files?

29/8/2025, 5:13:33 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

Simple answer - Descending further into fascism and not doing enough about it

28/8/2025, 4:47:53 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

🤣🤣 For this, you deserve whatever Nobel Prize they need to invent.

28/8/2025, 12:50:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi)

Well said, Sir!

27/8/2025, 3:50:44 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi)

To be honest, I’m fully behind the notion of Captain Codface rowing back anywhere, on anything, preferably in dangerously heavy weather

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27/8/2025, 3:27:51 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi)

The other half will catch up eventually www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

27/8/2025, 3:18:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

You must be rarely travelled if you truly believe racism to be an exclusively white gig.

27/8/2025, 2:58:01 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

When the two-year-old Tangerine Tosser pisses off enough of these people, things will get really interesting

27/8/2025, 2:44:07 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

I hope you’re not holding your breath on this

26/8/2025, 3:12:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

It’s Starmer deploying an old MI5 trick - following from in front

26/8/2025, 1:09:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture LynnZ 🦋 (@zizij.bsky.social) reposted

handy meme when dealing with maga

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25/8/2025, 5:31:08 PM | 15 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

Utterly disgusting.

25/8/2025, 5:37:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

You can never go as low as MTG

25/8/2025, 5:30:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

Good man

25/8/2025, 4:48:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

👌😂

25/8/2025, 11:43:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

Hopefully, he’ll take the opportunity to announce that the Epstein files are not hidden in his house

22/8/2025, 5:04:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

And that’s before you allow for the words of the late, great Dorothy Parker: beauty is only skin deep but ugly cuts clean to the bone. All of them: Bondi, MTG, Noem, the vaguely cross-eyed news bimbo whose name I can’t be arsed to remember….

21/8/2025, 11:42:12 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

Down among we common people, Sir Arthur, the preferred terminology is odious arsewipe

21/8/2025, 11:34:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

Fair enough. But a somewhat pointless article since it doesn’t tell us what realistic alternatives exist.

19/8/2025, 2:38:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

Mmmmm. I’m not so sure. Ukraine gave up it’s nuclear arsenal 30 years ago in return for American security assurances. See how that went. Now new security “guarantees” are on the table? I’m seeing Putin’s playbook. I hope I’m wrong, but I doubt it.

19/8/2025, 7:29:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ScubaSuzyQ💙🦋 (@susanmcgraw88.bsky.social) reposted

The voice you hear is speaking the truth. We cannot allow this hateful cancerous agenda to grow. #ProudBlue #DemVoice1 #Pinks

18/8/2025, 3:45:38 PM | 137 67 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi)

🎯

18/8/2025, 10:53:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marisa Kabas (@marisakabas.bsky.social) reposted

New— Nazis with giant swastika flags marched in downtown Indianapolis on Saturday with two police escorts. They shouted “white power” and said to the woman who took this video (reshared here with her permission) “fuck you, n***** bitch.” Police did not intervene. I cannot find local news coverage.

18/8/2025, 3:25:52 AM | 7697 4034 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

How can we tell? Maybe he’s an AI bot created ahead of the election. Oh, no, that was Biden

18/8/2025, 10:41:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

I doubt she will, either

18/8/2025, 10:39:49 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

Bigly

17/8/2025, 4:49:52 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

I’m not sure I agree. They’ve already started on the judges. I’d guess cops and second tier politicos next 🫤

17/8/2025, 2:11:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

He’s a useful Russian agent idiot

16/8/2025, 2:00:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

What ho, Sir Basil!

16/8/2025, 8:27:11 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi)

Ask a dumb question, get a predictable answer: I am going to place a US$1 million binary bet on whether or not Trump is in the Epstein files. Which way should I bet? www.perplexity.ai/search/7a415...

16/8/2025, 8:22:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi)

What a good little boy!

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16/8/2025, 6:31:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

Surely Putin’s Whiny Little Bitch?

16/8/2025, 4:24:07 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi)

Does anybody know who these two people are? They look like good friends

15/8/2025, 4:17:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi)

Neatly nutshelled

15/8/2025, 4:09:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi)

This trolling just gets better and better

15/8/2025, 1:15:09 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

Yup.

15/8/2025, 12:47:12 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi)

Well who could have seen that coming?

15/8/2025, 10:31:18 AM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

Who ARE all the sad little boys hiding in those big trucks?

15/8/2025, 10:20:08 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

A sound approach

15/8/2025, 9:42:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Adam Kinzinger (@adamkinzinger.substack.com) reposted

There would be an immediate cease fire if Russia immediately ceases firing.

15/8/2025, 1:05:43 AM | 25203 4897 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

Tough on turnips.

15/8/2025, 9:31:33 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi)

I seem to be in the dark. Can somebody explain?

15/8/2025, 9:28:06 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi)

Interesting if true

15/8/2025, 9:27:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

You are doing great work. Bigly, even ❤️

15/8/2025, 9:22:31 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

👏👏

14/8/2025, 5:49:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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🤣

14/8/2025, 5:48:56 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi)

Top Trolling 💯

14/8/2025, 5:47:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi)

Why do people feel the need to keep posting this?

13/8/2025, 5:47:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Angry (@angrystaffer.bsky.social) reposted

This is A+ trolling

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13/8/2025, 1:04:47 PM | 28862 6566 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

Does it help if you’ve fucked a couch?

12/8/2025, 10:11:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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💯🎯 Defy, don’t deify

12/8/2025, 9:44:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

It’s a fair question, and I can’t answer it. I’ve even found myself wondering if this is fake news - I can’t find anything online but that’s precisely the point he’s making! And why would anyone fake this? Russian/Chinese disinformation? Possible, but I find that hard to believe

10/8/2025, 4:37:04 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

William McGonagall would be proud

10/8/2025, 5:32:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi)

Well, well…

9/8/2025, 6:45:44 AM | 24 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

If we didn’t measure Trump’s IQ would it cease to exist? Oh, wait….

8/8/2025, 11:25:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

One of his arse lickers literally did

7/8/2025, 3:51:33 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

It’s 1,500% less alarming

7/8/2025, 3:48:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

Avoid elephant traps. Genocidal psychopathic thug is unarguable

7/8/2025, 3:46:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

I read on another thread that the best way to polish a Cybertruck is to wash it in lemon juice and then rinse off with salt water. Apparently Grok now recommends the same

5/8/2025, 2:53:42 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

Native American raindancers enjoyed success quite simply because they danced until it rained. Sometimes they danced until they died of exhaustion waiting for the rain. I’m sure you can see where I’m going here

2/8/2025, 3:24:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi)

Performative warfare. THANK YOU FOR YOUR NON-ATTENTION TO THE EPSTEIN MATTER. PRESIDENT KRASNOV www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

2/8/2025, 7:16:27 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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👌

1/8/2025, 3:44:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

I’ll pull my Ryan Walters any damn place I like, if you please

30/7/2025, 4:10:28 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

I love it that wankers come in bunches. So to speak

30/7/2025, 3:53:29 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

Oh FFS

29/7/2025, 4:00:39 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sootie123.bsky.social (@sootie123.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Cheating bastard bsky.app/profile/evol...

28/7/2025, 3:20:33 PM | 8 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

To be fair, she may have legitimate cause for concern…

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28/7/2025, 4:18:55 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

He doesn’t need to. He’ll just deliver whatever the Orange Mudslide wants. He’d have crawled all the way to the Outer Hebrides to see him had he been there. Why not wait for the demented fuck in Downing Street? It’s increasingly pathetic

28/7/2025, 1:11:18 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

And it’s still not really coffee

28/7/2025, 1:05:43 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

Bonesaws Mo and The Bitch Handlers

28/7/2025, 12:51:31 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😂😂

28/7/2025, 12:36:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I found this post so hard to believe that I did some checking. It’s true, shocking, and utterly disgusting countercurrents.org/2025/05/82-o...

28/7/2025, 12:31:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He can’t fuck them. Even the young ones

27/7/2025, 5:07:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Grumpy Brian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇪🇪🇺 (@brian770.bsky.social) reposted

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Profile picture Grumpy Brian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇮🇪🇪🇺 (@brian770.bsky.social) reposted

True story!

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Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

And he can’t fuck them

27/7/2025, 4:43:00 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gus Disted (@gus.is.grumpy.fyi) reply parent

I think he said make me look like gammon

27/7/2025, 4:37:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view