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christ
lol what on earth
it's grown-ass men doing I AM RUBBER AND YOU ARE GLUE
BECAUSE THEY WERE SPYING, THEY HAD AN INSIDE MAN TO GET THEM THE SCOOP ON MICHIGAN WHICH LET THEM (checks notes) LOSE 13-10 AGAINST THE WORST OFFENSE MICHIGAN HAS HAD IN MY LIFETIME bugfuck to the maximum possible degree
Normally I'd just chock all this up to MGoBoard being what MGoBoard is, which is an Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here level of awful but it has spread quite a bit further out from there, I actually saw this on the CFB subreddit
now, would it be Extraordinarily Funny if OSU had the title vacated? No one would deny this Is any of this actually true? Fuck no Would the NCAA actually vacate a title if this somehow as true? Also fuck no BUT that doesn't change the fact that it would still be Extraordinarily Funny
the entire College Football Internet needs to touch grass
their train of (extremely-loosely-defined) thought is: OSU was tampering with him This makes him ineligible He played on special teams every game So OSU had an ineligible player every game Ineligible players is a thing that means vacated wins, and is one charge Michigan avoided THEREFORE, asterisk
that's right
yarp this is another layer of the febrile bullshit, to be clear. The allegations are that the family was in serious financial trouble, he transferred, and the family then moved into an expensive home owned by Tony Fenstermaker, because why not, just throw that POS into the mix
UM offered him for both football and baseball
we all deserve a little bit of comedy, as a treat
oh, 1000% that's exactly what would make it hilarious if any of it is true which it isn't BUT IF
*layer, not later
and that's just the first later of febrile bullshit, they're claiming tampering and that the player committed Actual Crimes and there is highly suspicious real estate nonsense It's As The Plains Burn type shit, absolute hilarity
College football commentary on the internet is famously wild, and there is some absolute bugshit stuff floating around right now involving a player who transferred from Michigan to OSU, and I don't believe a word of it because the aforementioned wild nature of the baseline But if true lol rofl
attaboy
don't know who that is the only clue I can give is that this is the only "OnlyFans Model" I am personally aware of, and I curse the knowledge I have of this person every time their name pops up
Three guesses who this is about:
Putting Colossus at catcher is, respectfully, insane. No one has been more 1B-coded. This is like when they tell you Albert Pujols played SS early on & you're like "yeah sure"
I feel like so much money could be saved in the healthcare system if 1) zofran was OTC and 2) everyone had a big sign in their house telling them to just lie down for 10 minutes and see if it goes away.
GOOD
if your bluesky timeline is not 100% posts making fun of bill belichick and his flunkies, you are using this website incorrectly
Who up stroking they sword while lamenting social realities
Jaishawn Barham should wear this for the first half in Norman.
near Waynesville
"Bird Blindness" has been living in my head for the past three days, so thank you for that
it started out suboptimal I had no idea what the plan was, just that we were heading out of town about 25 minutes out, I had the worst attack of eye allergies I've had in a decade, had to turn around and head home and take All The Benadryl In The World and scrub my face for about 30 minutes
holy shit, gonna seek this out, thanks Core!
anyway yesterday Galnemer surprised me with a trip down to an fossil bed exposed by a dam, and we collected a bunch of brachiopod fossils like a pair of fuckin nerds, she gets me man
what
and a new car AND a trip to the Maldives, good on you, we all deserve such mana from heaven
ahhh shit the paper got jammed again
monday morning at home, watching The Price Is Right like when you faked being sick in school, and I have a vague recollection that if you get within $100 of your Showcase bid, you win both prizes. I haven't seen the show in literal decades so I'm not sure. and boom, the lady does the thing
99% of all issues on here are solved by 1) follow at least 500-600 people 2) block annoying people Once you do it it’s a wonderful experience
Spec’s flying a stealth bomber
happy labor day
That’s an emotional consideration, not a practical one. And an emotional consideration that is so unlikely to happen that it does not outweigh the very real deleterious effect that smartphones have on education.
ND got away with multiple ineligible men downfield there, the pass was well past the LOS
just trying to honor the grandfather of ND's QB
Mario pushing all his chips in on a kid who is 4 for 11 in his career, after the long snapped botched an attempt earlier tonight
uh, phrasing?
bad news, it's raw
Me to both of these fanbases
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhe3...
such an underappreciated game
No One Lives Forever lives again
hey Chris Ash I know I'm not a football coach or nothing but I think Miami might be comfortable dumping the ball off in the flat for 8-10 yard gains all night long
I beg your fucking pardon
well I don't think Ace finds it sad, for the record
unbelievably cursed sibling of moutheyes
that's not the word I'd use amazing? hilarious? astounding? arousing?
👀
I just don’t get it, every single year Miami gets pumped up in the preseason, and every year they fall on their face. Death, taxes, and Miami being clownfraud. It feels like a game ND wins by 2-3 scores, is never really threatened, and could have won by more.
Two predictions for today Miami will do something spectacularly, gobsmackingly, hilariously stupid. It won’t really matter much because the Irish are gonna win easily.
it took me until this post to remember neither of these teams are in the PAC-12 anymore
202X is upon us
that was some lame ass shit, Dabo
I don't care for it, seems flashy
i had forgotten what it was like to see a QB throw an accurate downfield dart
all I'm getting from this is that you think I'm hot, and, well guilty as charged
jesus h christ
neither one of them wearing a helmet, but still going full-tilt, pretty sure that's personal fouls on both of them
that's right
BSP knows the rules way better than me, I don't dispute his interpretation at all I think the rule sucks ass given it leads to situations like this
he's about a helmet taller than the QB; if he put his facemask in his ribs he'd pretty much by definition be lunging into the QB with even more force than the actual hit, and be more likely to be leading with the crown
genuinely don't know what a dude is supposed to do in this situation kept his head up, wrapped up
I feel confident that by the time the B1G expands to the Moon, the enginerds at West Lafayette and Ann Arbor will have figured out a way to get boats up there
not really; he didn't have his arm back yet to throw. he was only defenseless insofar as Barham came from the blindside
they weren't even reviewing a targeting; they were reviewing the fumble scoop and score called on the field. they can look at targeting when assessing something else, but no one thought it was targeting on the field, or in the broadcast booth, or the rules expert it fuckin sucked mang
the ground knows what it did
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when first moved to Columbus, day one, I discovered a black widow in the bathtub in my apartment I don't know what sort of omen that is, but uh
they ran to the line and quicksnapped it, booth was asleep at the wheel
oh, that was DPI like whoa, he was totally mugged
Ashes II (Aske II), by Edvard Munch, 1899, 📸 via @nocontextcfb
I remember it was against Sparty, and I think it was our best linebacker? don't remember when or who though
The hit was so bad, the people who got concussed aren’t even in frame!! 🤯
Personal foul: Jaishawn Barham, being too good at football
officials are having a bad night
Breaking: you are no longer allowed to tackle the QB
how is the actual fuck is that targeting
the reason why I didn't react to the TD itself was because I figured he was down before the ball came out
it seems insane
Barham just killed a guy
We have no confirmation whether President Whitmore has attempted to make communication, though a source tells us that he IS in possession of tortillas.
serious question why do we need them for shootings what practical use are smartphones in students' pockets during a school shooting
it is, in fact, the actually evil North Dakota team FUCK EM UP, JON
sweet merciful fuck
positively naughty
disgusting, shameful, immoral
Klein uber alles
oh noooooooooo