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Benjo the Banjo

@gwedlid.bsky.social

Ex Upper Gwladys, Hill Dickinson Block324, Ex-RAF, Railway Engineer, eXiteer. Dwight McNeil Fan Club Secretary. #UTFT #Everton

created October 20, 2024

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Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm antisemitic because I'm against thousands upon thousands of innocent children needlessly dying? Ok mate.

2/9/2025, 8:26:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

Unlucky that horrible deflection

2/9/2025, 7:53:11 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social)

FFS Everton

2/9/2025, 7:51:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social)

Gwed Justin Clarke!!

2/9/2025, 7:48:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

See this I believe, but MacWool would definitely do something that crazy.

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2/9/2025, 7:39:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

Is this Dr Michael Gow speaking or MacWool?

2/9/2025, 7:31:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

I felt like I had to vote Labour, I'm glad I did because the Tories or Reform were unthinkable and none of the others had a chance. The best we can hope for unfortunately is that Starmer grows a set of bollocks or is ousted.

2/9/2025, 7:29:09 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

Agreed Geof mate.

2/9/2025, 7:22:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

Just the 2000 km. Good job you're not a taxi driver.

2/9/2025, 7:21:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 7:18:41 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

Well we (Starmer) has, he condemned the suffering and starvation and said he would recognise a Palestinian state unless Israel met certain conditions but he hasn't gone anywhere near far enough and didn't go anywhere near soon enough either.

2/9/2025, 7:17:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe you should of! @mikeygow.bsky.social didn't either.

2/9/2025, 7:09:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

GAZA didn't initiate any war lad. Hamas did, Israel then went full Nazi by committing genocide and war crimes. 18,000 children dead. 18,000 innocent children. Just let that sink in for a minute, 18,000 completely innocent children dead.

2/9/2025, 7:07:42 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social)

Shocking images, hurts my heart.

2/9/2025, 7:03:31 PM | 7 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

Are they trying to rescue hostages by just obliterating a whole people? I don't think the genocide is helping fella.

2/9/2025, 7:02:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

Decent score, unlucky on 4 mate. There was a huge clue in the pic though πŸ‘€

2/9/2025, 6:58:59 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

Nice one Paddy. πŸ‘

2/9/2025, 6:49:40 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

Is Braiden Graham injured Paddy?

2/9/2025, 6:27:05 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

2/9/2025, 6:25:03 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

Was it when you realised I was going to use your scared stiff body to batter Wolves (a)?

2/9/2025, 1:01:57 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

bsky.app/profile/gwed... 12 days ago and I'm still hearing colours and seeing sounds.

2/9/2025, 12:42:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

No, Sean no! Not my bum, please!

2/9/2025, 12:40:37 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

I have to give you fair warning, I was Camelot jousting champion 1998-2004.

2/9/2025, 12:40:00 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

Ahhwhillll, lad.

2/9/2025, 12:37:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm absolutely delightful in person Perce, ask @mikeygow.bsky.social. BUT, you have crossed me one too many times on here and now we are sworn mortal enemies.

2/9/2025, 12:36:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

Snitches get stitches, lad.

2/9/2025, 12:33:33 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd survive that intact and beat the wolves from whence they came using your scared stiff body as a baseball bat, Pal.

2/9/2025, 12:29:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

If you added up all the Fergie time over the years, it actually adds up to more Carabao Cup minutes than Grimsby have played in their entire existence.

2/9/2025, 12:24:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

*the rules also don't apply when United get last gasp penalties for absolutely nothing.

2/9/2025, 12:03:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

You lost against Grimsby mate, it had no bearing on the result. πŸ˜‚

2/9/2025, 11:46:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

bsky.app/profile/perc... 🚨 HERE WE GO 🚨

2/9/2025, 11:32:19 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

Scapegoat F.C.

2/9/2025, 11:31:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

You know it's happening Nick, you just know.

2/9/2025, 11:30:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

You know what's coming next don't you.

2/9/2025, 11:23:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

2/9/2025, 11:22:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

Shame, ended up a decent player

2/9/2025, 11:10:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

That's a fucking joke, should take them to CAS over that if they can.

2/9/2025, 11:09:10 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

Grower not a shower written all over his face lad.

2/9/2025, 10:41:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah 15 minutes in Europe πŸ˜‚

2/9/2025, 9:27:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

Did Mustafi actually ever play?

2/9/2025, 9:15:25 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

Or a flagon of flags.

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2/9/2025, 9:00:59 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

Mad though really we haven't had more

2/9/2025, 8:58:25 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social)

See also; fans of Sly 6 clubs.

2/9/2025, 8:57:52 AM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

Nah, Hitzlsperger.

2/9/2025, 8:45:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social)

We all know what @brianwoolfinder.bsky.social is up to today...

2/9/2025, 8:30:55 AM | 9 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

Madely couldn't pick himself out of a lineup of petty criminals.

2/9/2025, 8:21:18 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

He could be a great option short, medium and long term!

2/9/2025, 8:14:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

Step back everyone, he's gonna blow!

2/9/2025, 8:13:19 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

No one cares.

2/9/2025, 8:05:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

I'd throw Braiden Graham's name into the mix tbh, scored goals for fun at every level. Remember the name...

2/9/2025, 8:05:14 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

Mick Keggers is our 3rd choice striker.

2/9/2025, 7:56:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

Maybe not but there'll be signs.

2/9/2025, 7:54:36 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

2/9/2025, 7:50:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

All the more reason to do it.

2/9/2025, 7:46:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

We're going to command and conquer the league!

2/9/2025, 7:42:15 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

What in the fucking world is an earring magic ken?

2/9/2025, 7:38:17 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Marina Purkiss (@marina-purkiss.bsky.social) reposted

Imagine the message it would send if Gary Lineker won 'Presenter of the Year' at this year's National Television Awards Standing up for compassion & the right to speak out And, the feathers it would ruffle My lovely followers, you know what to do: nationaltvawards.com/vote πŸ—“οΈ Deadline: 12th Sep

1/9/2025, 9:31:21 AM | 1736 810 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

Or a tree where he parks his car?

2/9/2025, 7:29:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

Good business from Bournemouth there, selling half of Brentford's squad.

2/9/2025, 7:13:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

Schoolboy error this, making changes before the international break.

2/9/2025, 7:06:21 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social)

Did you ever wonder what happened to child actor Jimmy Workman after his fame as Pugsley Addams? Well, he joined the police but kept his trademark hairstyle.

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2/9/2025, 7:04:52 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

He's in slight discomfort, at this point only his feet have made it into the meat grinder. He's a very tough Glaswegian though, look at him when it's up to his testes. Moyes is so evil, he's turning into Tim Curry.

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2/9/2025, 6:54:19 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

#WhenTaken #553 (02.09.2025) I scored 852/1000πŸ† 1οΈβƒ£πŸ“408 km - πŸ—“οΈ4 yrs - πŸ₯‡183/200 2οΈβƒ£πŸ“959 km - πŸ—“οΈ4 yrs - πŸ₯ˆ167/200 3οΈβƒ£πŸ“2.4K km - πŸ—“οΈ10 yrs - πŸ₯ˆ131/200 4οΈβƒ£πŸ“111 m - πŸ—“οΈ1 yrs - πŸ₯‡199/200 5οΈβƒ£πŸ“552 km - πŸ—“οΈ8 yrs - πŸ₯ˆ172/200 whentaken.com

2/9/2025, 5:54:27 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

That's the other option yeah.

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2/9/2025, 4:21:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

Or Moyes turns him into Scottish Cafu in the background.

2/9/2025, 3:55:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

Most of us had Myko written off at Pattersons age but I think most think he's decent now, the lads been unlucky with injuries. It's a slim chance we get the same outcome with Patto but if anyone can improve him it's Moyes.

2/9/2025, 3:49:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

RΓΆhldalf there.

1/9/2025, 9:05:10 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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bsky.app/profile/gwed... 8/10

1/9/2025, 9:00:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

Or Merlin from near Berlin

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1/9/2025, 8:43:19 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The new Ketwig Kaiser

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1/9/2025, 8:38:56 PM | 14 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 8:21:28 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Râhl lads, Râhl. 😭

1/9/2025, 8:09:30 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 8:04:38 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Grealish was Staveros mate.

1/9/2025, 7:57:15 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

Even Robo-Nobhead is there.

1/9/2025, 7:55:27 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I just fucking love the Toffees mate!

1/9/2025, 7:54:27 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social)

Woooooo!!! UTFT! πŸ’™

1/9/2025, 7:52:13 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

Ja RΓΆhl

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1/9/2025, 7:40:54 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ronan Keating: Life is a RΓΆhlercoaster

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1/9/2025, 7:26:39 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The RΓΆhling Stones

1/9/2025, 7:17:36 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Injured until at least November

1/9/2025, 7:00:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hmmm

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1/9/2025, 6:53:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

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1/9/2025, 6:51:04 PM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

I've had Sky Sports News on for 2 hours and we've not had a mention, I think we've missed out on everyone.

1/9/2025, 6:30:34 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

"stood"

1/9/2025, 6:29:01 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Commercial deal with Sayers?

1/9/2025, 6:27:25 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

Ah sound nice one mate, I'll try and hoy a blue donut at him if I spot him πŸ˜‚

1/9/2025, 6:25:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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1/9/2025, 6:23:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Club view?

1/9/2025, 6:23:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

This isn't Merlin, Paddy!

1/9/2025, 6:22:37 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

I hated today's mate!

1/9/2025, 6:20:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Haha! Dust em off lid! Where's he sat your Ste then?

1/9/2025, 6:19:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

I have another confession to make, that's not real.

1/9/2025, 6:18:31 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Do one Bootle.

1/9/2025, 6:15:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Haha I've not seen him for a couple of years but used to come and stay at yours, remember you had decks in your bedroom πŸ˜‚

1/9/2025, 6:14:24 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

Hahaha I've just realised I know who you are and actually went to school with your brother Ste πŸ˜‚

1/9/2025, 6:11:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Benjo the Banjo (@gwedlid.bsky.social) reply parent

Did you have a hard paper round?

1/9/2025, 6:05:07 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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No.

1/9/2025, 6:03:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dave "Merlin" (G)RΓΆhl

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1/9/2025, 5:56:47 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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@sensiblegeof.bsky.social!

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