In the history of this country, how often have so many Americans clamored for the day they can pop the champagne and launch the fireworks to celebrate the death of their president?
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In the history of this country, how often have so many Americans clamored for the day they can pop the champagne and launch the fireworks to celebrate the death of their president?
Los Angeles stood long before you were born, and will stand long after you're dead, you stupid See You Next Tuesday.
Is Brigette Gabriel not dead yet?
Block it in with a couple of shopping carts, then it can't pester you.
I've been stockpiling booze and fireworks for that day.
Replace the word "fuck" with "rape".
When over half of America is saving up their fireworks and champagne to celebrate the day you die, may you need to rethink how you've lived your life.
No, we would rather have Trump suspended upside down from a bridge, as his heroes were.
I so look forward to the death of Donald Trump. I've been stocking up on fireworks and champagne.
Perhaps she should grind some of that Bondo off her face so that she appears more like, you know, a normal human being.
I've always assumed that was a given, since Trump can neither read nor write beyond a third grade level.
Good lord that is one psychopathic idiot. Maybe his brain worms will consume what's left of him soon, leaving nothing but a desiccated corpse.
So as always, Trump thinks 14 year old children should be just as rapeable as adults.
A 3.0 isn't an earthquake. A 3.0 is a large truck driving down your street.
It looks like the Palace of Versailles, in all its ticky tacky gold leaf extravagance. Once upon a time guillotines were built to deal with these issues. That tradition needs to come back.
What is he, a five year old playing fucking cowboy? Enough with the stupid cowboy hats, these pieces of crap need to start acting like grownups.
Even at something as trivial and stupid as golf, he has to cheat. He cheats at everything he's ever done, even his own marriages. It's the only life he knows, the disgusting piece of shit that he is.
and they learned that you need to be able to plan a menu, figure out how it's going to be shopped for, cook it and serve it, without every other scout going fully mutinous. Much like the home economics in high school back in my day.
I have two grown kids that both went through Boy Scouts. Back then one of the required merit badges was for cooking. The patrols made some horrid meals, but they lived through it.
🎵...Like Robinson Crusoe, as primitive as can be...🎵
Every photo looks AI generated.
He forgot to include Donald "Pedo" Trump in the stupid graphic.
No, it really shouldn't. Animals move from season to season. They always have, it's what they do, and no random tiktock video changes that fact.
"I am peace". No, you should be in pieces, there's a subtle distinction.
If someone approaches you while dressed in cosplay gear, shows no identifying insignia, and threatens to arrest and/or harm you in any way, assume they're terrorists and shoot them. It's the only way these pieces of shit will learn. Just shoot them.
A sudden reaction to too much plastic surgery perhaps?
Why are the female members of Trumps cult always such vapid, blond, Nazi Barbies?
Simple solution: If you see someone who's masked, has no identifying info, and is wearing army fatigues, assume they're terrorists trying to kidnap you, and shoot them.
Eisenhower was the last decent Republican, and that was about three quarters of a century ago. They've all become progressively more evil ever since.
*fewer*
Here in Southern California we had the Thomas Guide, a heavy spiral bound tome that was kept in everybody's car. If someone asked me where I lived I could say "Page 33, J-7" and they knew exactly what that meant.
I just want Joni Ernst to die first. Tomorrow morning would be fine, after I've had my coffee, of course.
While that's certainly a true statement, I just went her to die first. Tomorrow would be fine.
Their best bet would be to resell the batteries at a loss to be used as power storage devices, and then shred the remaining bits of the cars. Awful waste of resources though, not to mention their contribution to toxic waste in general.
Living in So Cal, I see them a few times a week. Only about half are still in their original rusting stainless livery, the rest are either wrapped as advertising or are painted something like flat black or olive drab. They must be getting tired of being pointed at and laughed at by now.
I'm curious if they have to hire round-the-clock security to keep people from defacing the cars. Not that anyone would do that, of course.
He needs to die painfully. It's the only way to get rid of cockroaches.
I just hope his inevitable death is violent and painful.
Much as I want that grease painted shit stain to just die already, that plane was American made. It's still a Boeing, after all.
That grease painted fuck needs to succumb to a stroke post haste. He's an embarrassment to our country, and an embarrassment to the world.
We're in a warmer clime so we've already been nibbling on ours. A few more days and they'll be ready.
He can't die soon enough, nor in enough pain.
I remember how many people cried and wailed when Reagan died, like he was some god. I, on the other hand, was ecstatic.
Fuck their imaginary messiah and anybody that pushes that tale onto the rest of us.
I will, however, watch a TV show where trash like Kristi Noem have to fight for their lives. That would be entertaining.
There was a time, probably only a couple of decades ago, when most of the kale bought in America was only used for arranging around those salad bars.
Anyone that wears a cross as a necklace is someone that I immediately assume is a hypocrite and a liar. I don't think I've ever been wrong on that.
Nazi Barbies, every one of them.
You just know he's never pushed a stroller in his life. That's something he leaves to "The Help."
But of course he'll die some day. I'm hoping for Tuesday at the very latest; these fireworks I've been saving for the celebration aren't going to last forever.
Has there ever been a time when he was not a pedophile?
And maybe that asshole doesn't need to play so much golf on the tax payer's dime.
Where do they find these Nazi Barbies?
Even with as wacky as the Catholic religion is, you know that every one of those bishops is just shaking their head at this and thinking "What the fuck is wrong with those people?"
I can't imagine the thought process that would drive one to become a Nazi Barbie like her.
This is easily my favorite feel-good channel on BlueSky, and I'm not even a cat person.
Good lord he is one psychopathic piece of crap. He needs to be driven into the sea.
They like to claim that they were the crew. They weren't the crew, they were baggage, they were cargo, nothing more. I'm mildly disappointed that the spacecraft didn't explode mid flight.
So do howler monkeys.
Fucking weirdos. I'm guessing they don't even vaccinate their own children, so perhaps it all balances out?
I've had, and still have, calculators that are both solar powered and have a means to turn them off, as this one seems to have also. They don't rely on battery power (unless, I guess, you were using them in the dark, but why would you?), so what's the point of ever turning them off?
Sorry, but Christianity deserves all the bias it gets, and then some. Christianity since the days of Nixon is little but an evil force and must be driven into the dirt.
I don't know anyone that's happy that they've painted their face like some circus freak. I'm sorry she regretted her choice in makeup.
Good lord Republicans are some delusional people. You “thought you had it in the bag??”
Trump needs to die in prison while naked, lying on the cold concrete floor, and being beaten by guards.
A right wing supporter is found to be a child molester? Why that hardly ever happens, at least not in the last 30 minutes or so.
I feel sorry for that poor shlub holding the hose behind her. I don't imagine he signed up as a firefighter in order to pretend to support a dog murderer.
Came here to post this, but yours is so much more animated. I like it.
Hey Hairplugs Elmo, you're indoors, take off your fucking hat, they took the bleachers out years ago. Also, stop with the stupid gesture with your fingers like you're in deep thought or something. You're not in deep thought, you're just a egocentric sociopath.
He can't even play fairly at something as stupid and trivial as golf. He needs to hanged in a public square while Americans throw rotten tomatoes at him.
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would *have*
It's February 25th, 2025, and Dan Bongino still hasn't denied that he molests children.
That feeble minded troglodyte can't seem to talk about anything without going completely off the rails, and yet the stupid goobers voted for him.
Just die already, you lying, grease painted, orange rapist.
That orange, grease-painted fuck just needs to die already, and all of his supporters need to suffer.
By that logic, he who saves the country by assassinating Trump also would not be breaking any law. Of course, that idiot has never known logic.
Nazi Barbie Pam Bondi really has no idea of what her job even is, does she?
The only good Elon Musk is a ___ ___ ___.
Tax them 'till they can't even stand up.
Does Stephen Miller have body guards? I wonder...
I would be ecstatic at the news of the loss of any one of them, doubly so for one in particular.
2nd amendment solution?
Better yet, just go to a bar on Friday or Saturday, have a drink to support the establishment, and say fuck it to the superbowl. Stay home on Sunday, maybe make some nachos, and perhaps read a book. There has never been a more pretentious display of jingoism than the modern day superbowl.
Oh fuck off Elon, and stop carrying around one of your children on your shoulders. The only reason you do it is make the poor child act as a bullet proof shield for you. You care more for your own life than for that of your children.
"I hope he at least won't LIVE PAST SUNDOWN."
Senator John Kennedy is, of course, lying by omission, as all Republicans do. There was never any proposal to prevent anyone from keeping their gas stove. Fuck off an die, John Kennedy, you lying pile of filth.
Anyone that has ever worn one of those stupid red hats needs a bashing between the ears with a hammer. They are invariably horrible people; they don't belong in a decent society.
The only good conservative is a ____________ You fill in the rest.
And we all know where to find Nazis, they're easily identified by those stupid hats.
Is she intentionally that stupid?
Stewart Rhodes is a domestic terrorist. The domestic terrorists that aided in the assassination of President Lincoln were quickly captured and hanged. Why aren't we doing this today?
No, they both have to go.
I just want that morbidly obese, grease slathered, piece of crap to die already. Everything about him is revolting. His voice, his mannerisms, his face, his constant lying, his complete lack of any empathy or curiosity... everything.
Those are some vile, stupid, hillbillies.
And yet Zuckerberg still won’t deny that he molests his own children as they’re sleeping. Why anyone would support that piece of slime, I don’t know.
Good lord what a vapid, lying, See You Next Tuesday.
Very typical for the Bakersfield pigs
