Cover all the couches

No comment, wait till it happens

Have my first of many drinks in a long time.

Dance!

Wish his spirit well on its journey, then breathe a sigh of relief

Be as mean and as nasty to all those maggots

🥂🍾

Celebrate

youtu.be/Nku2DZV7eYE?...

I'll get so damn high. And then focus my rage on the couch fucker

Cheer.

TBH, immediately start worrying about that prick Vance

Grin

Party so Hard!!!

Pop the bottle of champagne with his name on it that is currently sitting in my fridge. 🍾🥂

Praise you

CELEBRATE T R O L L PERSECUTE CONVICT

Saved sparklers from the 4th and I will be getting a nice bottle of champagne and I don't drink. Party Time, Excellent! I will be drunk! ❤️❤️🤞🏽

Scream of joy and relief!

Pop the champagne.

I think dancing in the streets would be appropriate.

But I’ll be outside banging pots like when the Jazz went to the finals.

ululating you-yous

Crackers open a bottle of champagne and put on some dancing music. Rge champagne is chilling.

So of there's no typos in my post, it's jot really me, geez

I don't even know but can't wait to find out!!

Celebrate. Find out where hes buried. Make a trip to his burial sight and leave my condolescnces. After a big heavy meal at Taco Bell of course.

I have a brick of Black Cat firecrackers that I'll light in front of my house. They're illegal in my state like that will matter to anyone.

Crack open the champagne

Run right out and buy Strawberries and Cream Bailey’s!! I have it all picked out for the occasion 🥳

I will scream hallelujah as loud as I can

Have a drink

Dance

Celebrate.

Drink.

Get in the miles long line to dance on his grave.

Reminds me of the joke said by Sen. John Kerry; "The Secret Service is under orders that if President Bush is shot, they are to shoot Dan Quayle, too."

They're gonna need a longer list.

Sleep through the night…

Dance

Crack a bottle of the best Champagne and dance backed on my lawn while drinking from the bottle.

Block party for days

Throw a party.

🍾 💃

Put up a flag pole so I can fly it at full staff.

Jump up and down and woooooo like Ric Flair was my daddy!! Then I’m popping champagne, turning up my playlist and lighting off fireworks.

But stock in McDonalds

Dance.

I don't usually drink, but I will buy a bottle of Champagne, call my mom, and we will toast together. Also playing Celebration by Kool & The Gang

Check on the rest of them. The head will just be off the zit. Lots left to squeeze out.

Grossest but most accurate post ever composed! Well done!

Ewwwwwwww. Perfect metaphor, but DISGUSTING!!

Yes, as they are.

😉

Join everyone dancing in the streets.

Eat cake!!!

🤣🤣🤣

His ankles are too thin. Lol.

Cheer, then hope things will get better for the U.S. etc 🤞

Shots. And lots of them

Breathe. Deeply. Take a day to smile. Then Roll my fucking sleeves up and get to work supporting anyone who upholds the “With liberty and justice for all” part of accountability. It ain’t done until it’s done. 50 years+ of progressive action for their 50 years+ of bigotry seems fair to me.

Rejoice

Have a celebration drink and buy a cake!

I’ll tell you what I am doing now. I am hoping that Donald’s death is slow and painful.

I will thank God.

Wow. Way too important to be rash here…

Pinch myself to make sure its not a dream

Prepare for the worst from the next member of #thecadreofharm

Pop the champagne I saved for the occasion.

Will have cake!

Tears of joy

Not the first, but one day, one day before I die, I'll piss on his grave.

shit my pants in honor of his death

Bust out the champagne!

Not going to lie, there will be some celebration. But much like having cancer, he is only the tumor. There must be radiation and chemotherapy to rid the party of cancerous cells.

Just drink and relax.

Sing and dance.

Call friends

My wife and I have a bottle of champagne in the basement. I’m getting drunk and taking a personal day.

Think positive. Put it in the fridge.

Oh, I like that.

Pray that he spends eternity in hell, or, the very least, in purgatory.

Laugh. Dance. Make a good strong drink. Text my friends with the joyful news. Look for the best memes online and share them.

Dance.

Run out into streets screaming as I chain text all my friends that we are so exaltant about the death of Il Duce 2

Tell my wife… idk

Hit the streets in joy!

Pop champagne

Something like this...

Celebrate

With so many people anxiously hoping and waiting, it’s amazing he’s not dead yet. Tots and pears. 😡🤣🤮💙

More like Clots and prayers

🤣🤮🤣

I'm going to run out on my patio and scream to the world that it's happened, then I'm going to party like it's 1999, and I still have my 1999 body.😂 I'm pretty sure the serotonin that floods my brain will make me feel 20-something again.💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺

Right? A girl can dream 😍

Short the overbought tech stocks

Kiss whoever shot him.

Laugh at the Devil. “You have SERIOUS competition down there now for top baddie” #Obituaries #SatanMeetDevil

Take a deep breath.

Eat a giant slice of cake and drive around w/a bullhorn announcing the good news to all!!! 🥳

Celebrate!

Post a news update on our website/social media

Sing

Crack open the champagne. Invite my friends over and enjoy the moment.

Buy Moet stock

Better do that now … 😉

Plan a trip so I can relieve my bladder on his coffin. The arrest will be worth it.

There will be a line so you’ll have to hold it a while longer.

Y’all, we know how to do this. Show up dehydrated, then after you pee, you bring cold bottled water and fresh TP to everyone waiting in line.

Yes, we pee it forward.

Just be sure to wear your tan suit. JS

Feed my dog chili then visit his grave.

I might feed myself chili and do the same. His actions and the subsequent death of my brother gave me ulcers. They should react quickly to chili.

Dance.

Post right side up American flags at full staff. I miss that, since half mast and upside down has been mandatory for several months

Same here.✌️

Bop my baloney, but please don't watch.

Me, personally? Celebrate. I'm not going to work - and if I'm at work, I'm leaving - and I'm going to go have a one-person party.

Party hardy like it's 1999

Get a margarita pizza

Pop fireworks and hoist the us flag.

Put on my dancing shoes and go dancing in the streets 💃🕺

Party 🥳 Then Celebrate 🥳 Then watch Republicans try to take back their control and hopefully FAIL MISERABLY!!

Probably be depressed because Vance is going to be even worse

Call everyone I know to celebrate.

Rejoice!

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

Run outside screaming “Yes! Yes! Yes! Then get high and get in the car to see who Else is screaming!🙏💙💪🇺🇸

Play Celebration by Kool & the Gang on repeat, toast his demise, revel in relief, then get back to work to defeat the fascists.

Put my American flag on display.

grab my waiting bottle of champagne & run outside to hoot hoot, laugh, and dance like Snoopy & the gang at the christmas pageant

Ask when the vice president and speaker of the House will be replaced. Remember everything we've been going through is three layers down

New President selects VP which has to be approved by Congress. Speaker doesn’t automatically slide in as VP, thank God.

Crack open a Beer for the first time in 4 Years

Pray for his soul.

After I ask you what took so long for you to smite him I will party like it’s 1999!!

Get it confirmed.

I am going straight to the middle of my RED town and waving my flag maniacally while holding a bottle of (unopened) champagne! All the while grinning and smiling and flipping the bird. For starters.

I like that idea

Thinking about it

Hmm, smile but still we know, we are in a world of hatred. Mostly caused from media. The followers will follow. Something absolutely amazing needs to turn this crap around. Who is up for it? Win the war for nearly all? Well not the minority of millionaires and billionaires of course.

Pop sparking grape juice and party with @sidewalkpirate.bsky.social

Did someone say Party? 😂

Check with Dante and see if there is room in the lowest level.

Stake through the heart?

Omygosh- YES!!!! Must remember this part so he CANNOT RETURN!!!!!!

Give a big sigh of relief and see how Vance makes out.

Breathe again.

I'm going to go out on the streets and cheer and wave a flag like he claimed Muslims did on 9/11

Cheer!

breathe again

Rejoice

Buy champagne

Joining in the world wide celebration that will be taking place. A party the likes of which have never been seen, for days on end. Seismologists will register the magnitude of the dancing.

I have my playlist ready!

I made this collaborative playlist with the “Suburban Housewives Against Trumpism” FB group after the 2020 election. The sentiment is still valid, and it’s a really great playlist. open.spotify.com/playlist/6h1...

I’m going to play Dancin’ in the Streets (Dead version) on high volume.

Best Day of my Life - American Authors

Excellent choice!

Eat The Rich -Krokus Fuck That Guy -Dirty Knobs If You Want Blood, You Got It -AC⚡DC The Fletcher Memorial Home - Pink Floyd Candy Man -Grateful Dead

Joy to the World, Three Dog Night

He's Gone - Grateful Dead

Considering it was written about Mickey's dad that ripped off the band when he managed them, it seems appropriate.

He'd surely steal your face right off your head.

Like this

Lmao have you seen the South Park episode with her?! 😂 They’re killing it this season!

Loved it!

“Everybody Rejoice/Brand New Day” from The Wiz

lol. If you don’t mind the smell, it’s a happy day in hell. 😈

Another One Bites The Dust ~Queen

😂🥳

'Since U Been Gone' P.S.: I've never like trump, but this is the first song I will play 🙌 🇺🇲 🎶❤️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5Lt...

Mom, is that you? Lol

😂 Absolutely!!!

Make sure the truth is being told. It’s hard to believe anything out of DC these days.

Dance in the streets.

Watch Fox😂

Champagne.

I have it in my fridge and ready to go…

Have a very rare drink to celebrate. Then watch as the dems and all of us continue to fight against JD, to make sure he's gone swiftly.

Worry about which GOP fascist will take his place. You asked!

Get a drink

Party like there's no tomorrow--and I'm old.

Praise God for answered prayers. Repent of such prayers afterward.

There will be parties. Oh yes. Many parties.

I shall spare him a thought - after all, he is a human and I do not wish harm upon anyone. That sparing of thought will last about 1 second before I burst out in an air-punching, deafening "YESSSSSSSSSS!" which will startle the garden birds through the windows of the house.

The thing before the first thing will be verification. Not sure it hasn't actually happened.

Something I shouldn’t post online.

Praise the Lord for His amazing work on taking out one of the biggest threats to world peace...!

Open every bottle of champagne in my wine fridge that I have. Then invite all my friends over to help me drink it, because none of my friends voted for him or can stand him. Not one.

Cheer. Then buy some champagne and toast his demise.

Watch his feckless underlings wrestle for power. Lil' JD gonna let that ghoul Miller tell him what to do? We'll see...

Get yr rabies shots. Miller always looks like he’s only a few moments from turning into a bat and flying away shrieking.

Celebrate boisterously while my blood relatives cry because their god is dead. FYI. Just because your blood does not make us family.

Just makes you related.

Bake a cake, text my friends, and prepare for it to get worse since the puppet will be out of the way.

Get blazed asf and join a voice call to go LALALALALALA with a million other people

Be happy

Hit the street with pan lid and spoon and make all the noise I possibly can.

I can wait until 9/21 because…

Keep reading, because his death will enable the people who pulled his strings and dictated his actions tol be more able to move freely. Why? Did you think all of this would just disappear?

Begin to fight just dancin.

Breathe

Demand the Impeachment process or military tribunals for Vance and ALL complicit regime ReTrumplicans.

Thomas, Alito, and Kavanagh, too! Time to clean house.

Forgot Gorsuch and Coney Barrett. They lied under oath. I would love to see Roberts go too!

First we - i.e., Democratic voters turning out in droves to elect responsible Dem candidates up and down ballot next year - need to achieve majority in the US House and Senate.

Watch who you vote for. There are Republicans masquerading as democrats because they can't get elected as Republicans. Check their voting records we don't need another JM or KS. Make sure you vote in primaries so they won't squeak by, they're trying to get dems to vote for them. JUST SAY NO.

Jeff Van Drew comes to mind. And Jared Golden teeters on the fence. There's some state official in Florida who switched from D to R after election, too.

Jolly is the first one that came to my mind, there was another, but can't remember who.

There was one in NC as well. Elected as a democrat and changed her affiliation in less than a month.

Such bait-and-switch should not be allowed, unless the person resigns from the office and runs in the next election.

The military deployments in US cities are one of the steps needed to accomplish their goal -> control all protests and election results. I've been saying this since Nov 2020. Remember Jan 6th?? TFG is NOT going to leave office VOLUNTARILY. Any volunteers?? Democracy is bleeding out. WE ARE LOSING!!

There's a chance that dementia will make it unlikely he'll be able to run. He'll probably be locked in the resident before his term is up.

Betty doesn’t exist, Pedo

In Florida the R’s put “ghost candidates” on the ballot with the same name as Dem candidates. They showed up at one guy’s home and were like “How’d you like to run for senator? We’ll take care of it!” They got caught.

There are Republicans and Democrats masquerading as non-corporate candidates. Independent parties are where it’s at

A lot of those Republicans are becoming independent too. Until we get rid of both parties voting independent or 3rd party runs the risk of helping the Republicans. Part of the problem last time was some people didn't vote or voted 3rd party.

36%, which is 1/3 of eligible voters in 2024 DID NOT EVEN BOTHER TO VOTE - How the Hell is that even possible?? The voters who chose TFG are the minority. The voters who didn't bother to vote ARE the reason he won. They obviously don't give a shit about their own futures, but they'll complain!!

Somehow some young people don't think it affects them. Sad to say there were some in my family. Used to work with some too, but I would always tell them 'if you don't vote, don't complain'. There were a lot of complainers.

Also think if only the 3rd party voters had voted for Harris, she would have won.

Would have been nice to have a woman in office even if she has no game. I hope no one buys her cash grabbing book.

I’ve observed that a lot of people dont develop the bandwidth to think outside the tiniest of tiny bubbles encompassing their personal existence. The big picture eludes even more politically active people. Others take the ability to understand interactions of societal elements for granted.

They can miss shit too. Economists intentionally ignore facets of the economy in order to perpetuate the CAPITALISM GOOD; SOCIALISM BAD message. Endless growth isn’t possible. The economy looks like a jenga tower right now. The last piece has already come out and it’s falling in slow motion.

But all most people see are BILLS TOO HIGH GROCERIES TOO EXPENSIVE CAN’T AFFORD ANYTHING WHO’S IN CHARGE? ITS YOUR FAULT unless your name is Donald Trump the 2 truths:5 lies guy because he says the game is rigged and he looks like my grandpa. I live my grandpa and also Jesus who was white.

That’s only really true of national elections…..but I actually think we’ve come to a moment where people can come in like a bull as a 3rd party candidate and stand for the right things without corporate sponsorship and people will be very hungry—starved for that. The economy is in extreme recession.

And before any of you try to correct me about the recession, you have to question the way mainstream economists and media define recession. They will talk about inflation as if it’s a force of nature when in fact it is corporations slowly accelerating the pushing up of profit margins.

All you have to do is look at the graphs of wages by job class over time ro watch housing prices mysteriously reach escape velocity from the general market. There’s been an investment game played by firms and their subsidiaries to squeeze everyone out. “Market price” is a lie. Thus the homelessness.

MAGA took hold because we are all fed up, but some of us are extra fearful/hateful and easily misdirected. We need people like Gavin Newsome to fuck off and people like Bernie Sanders to step up. But first the entire anti-constitutional Trump regime must go along with the Heritage Foundation.

EVERYONE knows it’s past time for a massive overhaul. People just can’t spend enough time away from their phones in contemplation to see the truth of the problems.

I was coming to say this! There should be consequences for running as one party to get elected, then switching over. I’d prefer them to be criminally prosecuted for fraud, but will take their financial ruin if nothing else is possible.

Democrats Keep LOSING BECAUSE -> *They're weak fighters *The Party is too divided *Mostly single issue voters *Keep repeating same mistakes *Blinded by hope *Their messaging sucks *Too many candidates run *Have Lobbyists $ *Out of touch with voters *Too focused on Donor $ *Never once said RECOUNT

That last part... Not since Bush v Gore. And I recall two corrupt secretaries of state, in Florida and Ohio, were hands-on in 2000 and 2004 to ensure Bush was president. Yeah, you'd think Dems learned something from that! 🤦‍♀️

If Dems are truly "single issue voters" -- if ever they get the chance to vote ANY issues from now on -- you'd think they learned something from last November, that the single issue they vote on is "never vote for anyone but a Democrat ever again".

Both political parties

Don’t forget independents….There’s a lot of them.

If only we could depend on them -- are the majority of them Dem-leaning, or are they Republicans too ashamed to share the same political name as MAGA christian nationalist Republicans?

In every Statehouse too. Observing the hypocrisy, meanness and ignorance of the jackasses who currently populate state legislatures should be ones first clue. These are not good people.

every last traitor

Most people seem to be stuck in the past, thinking by the old laws, & fighting by the old rules. Those days are gone. WTFU PEOPLE!!!

Ooh! I was going to say crack open the Laphroiag, but yeah--first things first! 👍

Meant to add -> during the celebration

Putinistas, please. Alignment with tRUmp isn't treasonous unless it can be proven that the person knows tRUmp to be a traitor. If one is shown to be supporting Putin's agenda, however, ...

masturbate FURIOUSLY, and smoke a cigar.

🫤

I will cry, from happiness!!

Par-TAY‼️

Dance a little jig AND do a soft shoe routine; 2 things I have no idea how to do. But I'll do them.

🕺🕺🕺

Jaeger bombs.

Dance in the street cheering

exhale

Dancing in the streets youtu.be/CdvITn5cAVc?...

Start hoping for the next on the list to die.

Smile.

Feel pity for the devil for having him as his new denizen.

Some would argue that there is a special place in hell for DT, but I think even Satan himself will show him the door.

Hopefully, I will be the one that puts the noose around his neck.

Close the gates of Hell to force It to walk the face of the Earth for all eternity. How about you?

Laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Celebrate

Celebrate for a second, but realize there is still a larger rot amongst us to root out. Start with Theil, Voight, Heritage Foundation and Fox Entertainment. This is bigger than trump. Hes been the useful idiot.

Oh, Miller and other arrested

We probably won't be able to get them right away, will likely have to start around midterms and go full force against the traitors and seditious actors to our nation(though as important as it is that should not be our only focus either)

After we elect a new progressive president, had to break up the comment sorry

That’s my first thought. Trump heads the US contingent and this rot is worldwide, been decades in the making. So, have a beverage, celebrate, then get back to business of identifying and eliminating rot.

call up friends to see who's bringing what to the party.

Have a fucking party!!

LET OUT A HUGE SIGH!

I will leave it to your Son to sit in judgement. If You want my opinion, you know where to find me. After that will drink and dance like that time He made wine to keep the party going. Thanks again for that, BVM👑

I have a bottle of Veuve Cliquot chilling in the fridge for that very moment.

Text a like minded friend who isn’t on socials and cyber celebrate! 💥🎉

Call off work sick and go celebrate!!!🎉

Celebrate with a beer.

Take a leak and pretend it's on him.

Have a sandwich.

Dance in the street, no matter where I am or what time of the day or night it is!

Me and my partner are buying chocolate cake and ice cream

Thank YOU