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As Trump attacks unions and occupies our city, weโre called to remember how we got here. Labor Day would not exist without the workers who fought and died at the Haymarket Massacre and the Pullman Strike in Chicago. Itโs not a coincidence heโs targeting Chicago:
I think he's having a stroke.
Soooo thereโs literal military in the streets of US cities and we got centrists still lecturing about โyou shouldnโt have tried to defund the police.โ Mmkay.
anyone who says this should contemplate sudoku
glinner after seeing the words "girl" and "dick" in the same paragraph
"He's not allowed to tweet as a condition of his bail"
cursed frogurt with free potassium benzoate sprinkles
The frogurt is also cursed.
POV: you are being rendered assistance
What I never got was why they didn't just turn him around and dip whatever part they'd held for the first part. Like, kick your legs over the side of the pool or something bro.
Revoking an entire nationalityโs visas is collective punishment and never acceptable โ especially in this moment when millions of Palestinians lack equal rights, basic healthcare, and so much more at home, forcing them out of the US is unfathomably cruel. www.nytimes.com/2025/08/31/w...
this is giulianiโs 9/11
Anarchists donโt practice de-arrest on the morning news. haters.noblogs.org/files/2024/0...
You don't say
we work hard, we play hard
Ah fuck my lawyer got drunk & kidnapped a woman & then her husband went to save her but he hit my lawyerโs car from behind when my lawyer slammed on the brakes to pull in to a gas station to buy boner pills ๐บ๐ธ๐ฝ
"I was on the way to visit my sick aunt at 1 AM last night. On the way there I rescued 5 babies. Anyway after that, while on the way to visit my aunt (she's very sick), some crazy person who isn't me caused an accident for no reason."
I wrote this simple outline to help webcomic artists come up with jokes
โชHe was a boy; she, ungulate Can I make it any more obvious?โช โชShe was a deer, he hunted gays What more can I sayโช
[ten years from now] JACK BLACK: [gets kicked in the testicles onscreen] JACK BLACK: Ow! Right in the Labubusโข! [room full of elementary school children erupts into raucous laughter and cheering]
check out this rare Lee Pace I got off Temu right before the tariffs hit
he has diarrhea
all Tory cultural politics reduce to the sausage rolls at Greggs
Whatcha thinkin bout?
โขfoetid
ai dudes genuinely believe that the pinnacle of all human history is teaching a tensor algebra simulacrum of an iFunny account to draw anime tiddies in the style of Hayao Miyazaki
Using this piece by @reallygoodwizard.bsky.social in my introductory lectures for my design students.
apology for poor English where were you when Diane Sensor dies I was sat in my boyfriend's friend's girlfriend's room eating smegma butter when girlfriend of his friend banged "DIANE'S DIED" "no"
people used to take pride in stabbing things. we used to be a proper country.
Together was one of the scariest movies I've seen in a long time and the scariest part is that relationship holy shit
, yo.
Every Taco Bell performs euthanasia if you're brave enough
a secret Taco Bell that performs euthanasias
trying to explain tree fruit to an American: "imagine a gun"
more like Dean Cane amirite
Donald Trumpโs rumored death raises new questions about Joe Bidenโs health
the original black Nazi
needs an edit with that one episode of Eastenders (you know the one)
Rewatching Modesty Blaise and it features one of the funniest setups to a British guy getting owned.
lmfao at the AI-generated-style image of AI zapping someone's brain like it's heartburn in a Tums advertisement
REMEMBER, KIDS: Brains need exercise just like muscles do. Use it or lose it; AI MAKES YOU STUPID.
ESPECIALLY bill climton. But ESPECIALLY Hilary.
manifesting
math of very large numbers, numbers so large you can't even write them because it would require more than the whole observable universe to do so: if an ice dude was doused with gasoline and set on fire, how many juries would they need to empanel to find one willing to convict?
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
want some chill low effort vibes? ask a Californian. want to actually get something done collectively? ask a New Yorker.
he's just mad that nobody thinks Mamdani looks like this
it is, which is ironic because nobody who has been taken there can walk without at least a bit of pain
why does the CG character look like a bitmoji
America will begin to heal only when the Democrats retake the White House in 2028 and reach across the aisle, in an earnest gesture of patriotic bipartisanship, to jail everyone who voted for Bernie Sanders in the 2016 primary
you simply cannot have a functional legal or political system when there is not even the vague pretense of ethics
The maddening thing is that we know EXACTLY how to prevent this. Yes, kids should get vaccinated, test, stay home when sick, mask as much as possible. But even without any of that: Better ventilation and filtration in schools can MASSIVELY reduce viral spread, for all sorts of respiratory diseases.
Not to be glib but if bullying caused mass shootings I would be able to think of a notable fat mass shooter
if you see this quote it with your social security number
you're a robot girl? that's so cool *turns you off with my flipper zero and steals your wallet*
this is bullshit btw; having only one kidney does have negative health effects and the capacity of the remaining kidney diminishes more rapidly just because you can live without it doesn't mean life is the same
IDK I kinda liked sleepy pizza. You get a good night's rest and all you have to do is tell the pizza to sleep tight.
chemical reactions and phase changes
BEWARE THE JABBERWOCK, MY SON! THE JAWS THAT BITE, THE CLAWS THAT CATCH! BEWARE THE JUB-JUB BIRD, AND SHUN THE FRUMIOUS
Abby Gazebo stays based
so serious when I say Punks for Progress is maybe the most fun night of the campaign (including our comedy show)
not quite sure who this candidate is but she seems to have a lot of energy behind her
I was just telling my girlfriend the other day that the old world is dying. And, my stars, the new world is struggling to be born. And now is the time when you meet such INNNNteresting monsters.
it's called heterosexuality, sweaty ๐
just gonna run out of bigger fools. There's a lot of them these days, but they aren't infinite.
no the point of those things is to suppress leftists; right wing terrorism is fine per them, which is why police officers can be in the KKK and you legally can't fire them for it
CDC scientists receive a heroes welcome after walking out today.
CDC employees standing up and walking out in light of the mass shootings, firings, and *waves hands in the air* everything else. #USAnotRFK Lets gooooo
there is exactly one correct opposing voice to mattyg and it's
the F stands for "Frankly not doing a very good job"
I have complete faith in my health secretary, Robert Fungus Kennedy
Mass transportation is difficult in the US because we all got fat from never walking anywhere because it's lethally dangerous ever since we got rid of mass transportation in favor of cars ...wait
a lot of our current cultural problems have a common origin (among others) in white people's obsession with sorting things into mutually exclusive categories
So you hate waffles dot txt
unrelated, it bothers me that "news" is typically conjugated as singular
chatgpt isn't sapient or sentient and therefore does not have rights, not even those given to animals
Wow, the Republicans sure have changed over the years
in this case that clock started ticking the moment he was born
you joke but that actually is where the term came from, some guy named Gerry made a ridiculously serpentine district and a political cartoon depicted it as a salamander with a portmanteau of his name.
I hate how I grew up watching cartoons ans seeing names like Snidely Whiplash or Dick Dastardly or Looten Plunder or Verminous Skumm or Buttons McBoomBoom and was like โThatโs stupid!โ only to grow up have to hear about mfs named Sam Bankman-Fried
Watching the Pod Save guys slowly be driven insane by staring into the moral abyss of a party they helped create the modern version of has been an absolutely perfect sweet spot of schadenfreude for me.
you can't throw a rock in america without hitting some troglodytic religious weirdo trying to control other people's bodies and that's why we should throw a lot more rocks
No it isn't. Google had this problem and simply redirected self-harm queries to suicide help hotlines and resources.
THEIR FOOD, WACK THEIR LANGUAGE, WACK THEIR KING, WACK THEIR FOOTBALL TEAMS, WACK THE WAY THEY DON'T FUCK OFF OUT OF NORTHERN IRELAND, WACK THE WAY THEY DON'T EVEN LIKE TO SMILE, WACK ME? I'M BAD ASF
I will *never* forgive this country for what it did to Black people before, during, and after hurricane Katrina and that's a drop in the racist ocean
buy a different phone then, it's not that hard
you can tell that this man would try some bullshit like trying to sell you water for ยฃ19 a bottle by his fuckaas beard and hairstyle alone
I'm convinced that he has a portrait of Dorian Gray thing going on, but between his body and mind. For every roid dose that doesn't give him a heart attack, the worm eats 1% of his remaining brain. Something like that.
