I hope your dog doesn't get any weird diseases from that obviously unvaccinated dude. 🤣
I hope your dog doesn't get any weird diseases from that obviously unvaccinated dude. 🤣
Yes, but how could you tell?
I feel like I should jump into this thread for reasons which should be readily apparent.
My cartoon for issue 1640 of @privateeyenews.bsky.social, out now
This is the way.
After all the doomscrolling, this is the post I needed tonight.
To put a finer point on it, Pritzker is being presidential in a way Newsom is not. Newsom is doing a decent job trolling Trump for the lulz, but Pritzker is speaking with the gravitas this situation warrants, promising real accountability, with federal, state and local leaders standing behind him.
Republicans won’t be happy until they end human civilization.
Wow, I saw this literally seconds after I posted: “I think a Pritzker/Walz ticket would be interesting. Clinton/Gore won with the “good looking Southerners” strategy. Why not give “rotund Midwesterners” a try?”
I think a Pritzker/Walz ticket would be interesting. Clinton/Gore won with the “good looking Southerners” strategy. Why not give “rotund Midwesterners” a try?
Much liberty. Very Constitution.
Republicans Senators don’t even have to defend their own policy positions, while all Democrats everywhere are expected to issue mea culpas for the opinions of a random Oberlin sophomore that just read Mao for the first time.
Gonna be some great outcomes when this trickles down to lower ranks and they purge all the bureaucrats from the Quartermaster Corps in favor of “warfighters.”
I suddenly feel better about both my diet and my fiscal responsibility.
Well, SOMEBODY is not equipped to engage in reasonable conversation, that’s for sure.
I’ve long joked that—despite being born and raised in Taney County, MO, and having never lived outside of MO, AR, and KS—I am, apparently, a “coastal elite” because I support progressive tax rates and wouldn’t vote for a Republican for dog-catcher.
That’s it, I’m going full Luddite.
When my best friend and I were dumb kids we had this running joke: “When I’m dictator, you can be the head of my secret police. You realize, of course, this means you’re first to go in the purge.” We were teenagers… in the 1980’s.
"I'd had friends get abortions, and I told him as much, to which he replied by mansplaining the procedure to me. 'Oh, thank you, I wasn't aware of how abortions worked, but please, tell me about it since you've never had one and never will.' Christ." #HappyBirthdayHemingway
The fact that we don’t talk about this more has been bugging me for a DECADE. Those clips aren’t new, how has this just been so studiously ignored for so long?
Or He wants you to fashion a crude baseball bat with a silly name.
An in-kind donation to the Mamdani campaign, you say?
Ah yes, the Golden Retriever to Border Collie spectrum.
I'm not enamored of the idea of the "celebrity President,"... but Stephen Colbert has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.
1. First #ttrpg you ever played - Basic D&D (Moldvay) 2. First you ever ran - Star Frontiers 3. Played the most - D&D 3.5 4. Run the most - Pathfinder 1e or Fate 5. Favourite - Fate 6. Most recently played - Index Card RPG 7. Most recently run - D&D 5e (2024)
I self-identified as a "DLC Democrat" in 1992, and was an enthusiastic supporter of Bill Clinton. Now, I'm so far to the left of that dude (and 20 year old me) that I can't see him for the curvature of the Earth.
I desperately need to know the average salary of a tenured professor now (excluding the law and medicine faculties).
If the bar chased out everyone that did this, there’d be no one left to turn out the lights.
Kate Turabian is really having a moment in my feed today.
Must. Have.
I see the national suicide continues apace.
I am by no means a religious person, but this is literal blasphemy.
[hangs head in Kansan embarrassment and shame]
They should definitely keep highlighting this as a core reason not to disclose
This is the way.
My absolute favorite place in Fayetteville.
It's funny that LEO's can arrest a reputed crime boss with underlings ready to murder from one of the 5 families bold and bare faced. But bringing in Abuelita Guadalupe who sells tortillas outside of church on Sunday is just way too risky.
“Long-standing custom, settled principle of constitutional law, tomato-tomahto, am I right?” An NYT editor, probably.
This is an all-time great of a response.
“Unnamed Mars colonist” would like a word.
Nah, he’ll do his time in a corporate law firm before coming home to Missouri to run for attorney general. You know, as a stepping stone to the Senate.
Jesus Christ.
Today I learned that “basic human kindness” is communism. 😐
Fascist dressage.
Welp, I guess we’re going forward with the whole “national suicide” thing. Cool cool cool.
He is the most successful conman in human history.
Is Melania next?
Thank you for your attention to this matter….
It’s not a budget bill, it’s a suicide pact.
You called it.
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again: If I live to be a thousand years old, I will never forgive a single person who voted for this bullshit.
Yep. Literally the first thing I ever posted on Bluesky, last November: When the alien archaeologists sift through the ashes of our civilization they are going to be really shocked at how far we took “ethics in games journalism.”
Sociopathy?
And, apologies… not trying to be an annoying reply guy.
Sorry, I should’ve been more specific—our neighborhood (North OP) gets CH-47 traffic regularly, and has for years. That double rotor sound is pretty distinct. Like I said, just our bad luck to be in a routine flight path, I guess. There’s a reserve unit that flies them out of Olathe.
I gotta disagree with it being “not a common sight here.” I mean, at least in my neighborhood. My roommate has been complaining about the helicopter traffic over our house for years. I guess we just have the bad luck to live in one of their regular flight paths.
Yes I definitely have fewer violent thoughts when I … [checks notes] … spend several hours per week in rush-hour traffic.
As someone born and raised in the Missouri Ozarks, I can definitively say that you don’t know what the fuck you are talking about.
Not all resistance wears a bullhorn. Some write letters. Some carry water. Some raise their voices. Some raise the spirits. Some paint banners, others hold them. Every role matters. This is a chorus, not a solo. Show up how you can. We need you all. #Resist
Seems low.
It’s my birthday today! Best. Birthday. Ever.
Ordinary men.
Not gonna lie, I kinda feel like I’m hoarding water in the middle of a drought. #daggerheart
Greed can be very costly. Some would put themselves at a disadvantage to make sure you have nothing
i want a black comedy spinoff where Dedra Meero is freed from prison and immediately hailed as a hero of the Republic because her charging documents accuse her of everything Lonni ever did
Please somebody make a GIF of that guy shouting "Thank you, God!" #SportingKC
Republicans don't hate government services because government services are bad; government services are bad because Republicans hate them.
I look forward to Eric Lipton’s explanation of why this isn’t exactly what it appears to be.
A best selling British book of the summer of 1940 sets things out pretty clearly
Except we all know how this would end. Everyone would decide that they just weren't ready to part with their stuff and take home everything they brought. Then, inspired by all the cool stuff everybody else had at the con, they'd go on an absolute bender of a shopping spree.
Today would be a good day to introduce articles of impeachment.
The SS needed a lot of marks to field those Panzer divisions.
I like to imagine that someday these tweets will be admitted into evidence at their trials. I’m not gonna hold my breath, but let’s hope.
File impeachment articles that are just direct quotes from the Declaration of Independence
I have been an apostate for decades at this point, but seeing this kind of shit has me thinking about all the Baptist eschatology that was pounded into my head as a kid and going “huh.”
We have to primary every Democrat that votes to approve ANY Trump nominee.
The fact that I cannot find a GIF of Crow shouting “Mitchell!” Is a tragedy.
“History repeats itself, first as a tragedy, second as a farce.” — Karl Marx
The Republican Party, in addition to being made up of the most astonishingly stupid people you can imagine, is an entity of almost unfathomable evil.
literal lol.
Yeah, he clearly doesn’t want the tax rates and unionization of the 1950’s and 1960’s.
Counterpoint: Josh Hawley.
The last television factory in the US closed like 30 years ago.
The most immediate effect of Cory Booker’s record setting speech is that I just got a fundraising text from a Democrat and I wasn’t annoyed.
Didn’t expect to find myself participating in Cory Booker appreciation day, but here we are.
Can we dispense with the increasingly dated idea that there is such a thing as a “good Republican?” They are racist juveniles, top to bottom.
Weird that she can discuss those things every day, yet fail to internalize the lessons of either one.
I don’t think the people who fund the Democratic Party realize just how much rage the incessant fucking texts begging for money are creating.
Goddamnit America, it’s Chapter fucking One.
Dear Democratic Senators: every time you vote “yay” to confirm a Trump nominee, you aren’t preserving anything, you’re only normalizing fascism, you stupid, stupid fucks.
not a fan of this administration, but having had an embarrassing incident in 2021 where I added the Hot Ones guy to what was supposed to be a secure communication channel for my FARC battalion, I'm inclined to extend grace here
You know, nearly all major institutions except for the federal government, and most state and local governments, and the military, and big businesses, and small businesses, and the Catholic Church, and the Orthodox Church, and most of Protestantism, and the other religions, and professional org….
Hear me out: Walz/Ocasio-Cortez 28, Walz/Ocasio-Cortez 32, Ocasio-Cortez/Crockett 36, Ocasio-Cortez/Crockett 40, Crockett/Frost 44, Crockett/Frost 48, Frost/As yet unnamed politician who probably isn't old enough to vote yet 52,....
The only acceptable position from any Democratic politician right now is: “I want to burn the GOP to the ground and dance in the ashes.”
Just wait until they find out who was President in 1950 and 1964.
We’re killing millions of people to end a program most people never heard of for a (at best) marginal financial benefit we will never see to appease a billionaire that doesn’t care about anyone
First, you need to start.
Guys, I don’t like to throw my B.A. in history from a state “directional” college around on here too much, … but one-man rule by a South African ketamine addict is exactly what the Founders intended.