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Halaylah, of No House

@halaylah.com

Call me Hal. Lvl 50 Artist, Bard, & Bartender. Obsidian League. Agender (she/sรญ is fine) No alt text = No follow back ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ช|๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ|๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ|๐Ÿ’—โ™พ๏ธ๐Ÿ’™ Halaylah.com Patreon.com/HalaylahStudios online panhandler, currently unhoused. $ - V/PP/CA: all Halaylah

created June 10, 2023

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Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com) reply parent

If the site is so awful, why is he still here?

2/9/2025, 11:06:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com) reply parent

Suspected?? So we're just bombing random civilians in other countries now?

2/9/2025, 10:26:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com) reply parent

It's just five 12oz margaritas... who can't drink that?

2/9/2025, 10:23:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com)

#NowPlaying

2/9/2025, 2:36:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com) reply parent

Cool- now do Matt Walsh.

2/9/2025, 1:13:57 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erin Fogg (@criminalerin.bsky.social) reposted

Good morning!! New Kneecap track just dropped! It goes very hard!!

2/9/2025, 12:49:41 PM | 56 12 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com) reposted

I'm looking for more patrons! Help support a working artist for only $5/month! Or, sign up at $10/month to see works in progress, behind the scenes pics and stories, and glimpses into my sketchbook. Patreon.com/HalaylahStud...

A digital painting of a red-orange rose against a background of mixed colors & textures - like grunge, but way more colorful. To the right of the rose is a white semi-transparent rectangular panel with ourple lettering, that says
25/8/2025, 1:58:17 AM | 9 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Gail Myerscough (@gailmyerscough.co.uk) reposted

Like many independent artists and designers, Iโ€™m finding it tough going. Please support creativity by reposting or, if you can, buying from independents. This is me www.gailmyerscough.co.uk Letโ€™s start a support thread. Reply with your creative business.

2/9/2025, 12:17:34 PM | 20 32 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com)

Oh look, another pitch for a dark-skined woman to play Indiana Jones, but with the opposite goal of putting all those artifacts back where they belong - so kind of a reverse Indiana Jones. Where have I heard that before?

batmanisagatewaydrug: for the next Reboot That Makes Men Angry I'd like to submit for your consideration Lupita Nyong'o as Indiana Jones my-nameless-bliss: and she steals artifacts from museums and returns them to their rightful cultures cassandrexx: Oh my god, imagine the Indiana Jones temple-robbing scenes in reverse! She walks through the Scorpion pit, she ducks under the swinging axe, she jumps the spike trap... She pulls the idol from her bag and gently places it back on the altar. Then she walks out without looking back while all around her, the temple settles back down into tranquility. kaylapocalypse: The beginning of the movie would start with a heist to rob the museum which would make it double adventure heist movie.
2/9/2025, 12:42:04 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture ๐Ÿฆˆ Liz, shark queen ๐Ÿ‘‘ (@thesharkqueen.com) reposted

Full stop

12/20 Fuck chatgpt, wikipedia is my ride or die. If lm going to be misinformed, I want to be misinformed BY THE PEOPLE. ikTok โ€ข s.wazy
2/9/2025, 4:09:31 AM | 155 19 | View on Bluesky | view

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2/9/2025, 3:19:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com) reply parent

I'm sorry, have you actually done the research and calculated the cost of moving one's entire family out of the country? Cause I have, and it was $35,000... and that was 15 years ago. Most countries won't let you just hike in over the mountains anymore.

2/9/2025, 3:16:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com) reply parent

No way he steps down, though. He will never willingly relinquish power.

2/9/2025, 3:11:00 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com) reply parent

I wish I could!

2/9/2025, 2:32:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com) reply parent

Very cool!

2/9/2025, 2:30:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com) reply parent

Not a chance

2/9/2025, 2:28:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com) reply parent

Even dead, he would never apologize.

2/9/2025, 2:27:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com)

If it happens while I'm at work, I will gladly take the write-up.

2/9/2025, 2:25:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com) reply parent

Denim-on-denim

2/9/2025, 2:23:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com)

Happy Labor Day to all the service industry workers who had to work overtime today so that the office workers could enjoy their day off.

2/9/2025, 2:12:51 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com)

Four Weddings & Gary's Funeral

2/9/2025, 1:38:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Louisa (@louisathelast.bsky.social) reposted

Maybe it will happen tonight

2/9/2025, 1:26:07 AM | 156 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com) reply parent

The moth jars.

2/9/2025, 1:36:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Introvert Problems (@introvertproblems.bsky.social) reposted

Introverts donโ€™t recharge with sleep, we recharge by being left completely alone for 3โ€“5 business days

1/9/2025, 6:14:32 PM | 6168 870 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com) reply parent

Unity is false comfort. Unity is useless if everybody unites behind the wrong thing.

1/9/2025, 9:41:38 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com) reply parent

Yes you do

1/9/2025, 3:06:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com) reply parent

It's like a GenZ remake of the Winchester House

1/9/2025, 12:34:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com) reply parent

I would get my family out of the US then live out the rest of my life as an artist and a patron.

1/9/2025, 12:28:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com) reply parent

That would take the lottery!

1/9/2025, 12:26:30 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com) reply parent

I'll chip in!

1/9/2025, 12:23:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com)

Mis amigas, I love a good secret room/hidden doorway situation, but that house is too much even for me. How fucking big is that house, anyway??

1/9/2025, 12:18:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Calvinball Congress (@emericanjezebel.bsky.social) reposted

We arenโ€™t bullying the gen AI people enough

1/9/2025, 11:27:17 AM | 47 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture in da' indica! (@indaindica.bsky.social) reposted

I would find a small patch of land away from it all, build a cluster of tiny houses there, a greenhouse, a small man-made lake, a garden. I would put some funds into trust to ensure the existence of my little community there. I would move some cool people in and just exist there. Donate the rest!

1/9/2025, 3:39:09 AM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lou (@darkhonor.bsky.social) reposted

Umm. This is INCREDIBLE!!

1/9/2025, 7:04:58 AM | 5 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com) reply parent

And none of those things change the fact that the US military is still the biggest polluter in the entire world.

31/8/2025, 6:45:48 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com) reply parent

She's got LOTS of big accounts following her.

31/8/2025, 6:26:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com) reposted

August sketchbook pics have been posted for patreon members!

31/8/2025, 1:33:57 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture estarianne (@estarianne.bsky.social) reposted

Feelings about crime and risk of actual crime are two very different things. You're much more likely to be a victim of wage theft than murder in your lifetime. Democrats need to do true propaganda.

31/8/2025, 5:13:04 PM | 4 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com)

If you know Lanta, they have asked me to let everyone know that they will be back in 72 hours. Apparently Bluesky does not want to hear what we all wish for our Dear Leader.

31/8/2025, 5:10:38 PM | 4 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com) reply parent

You are ableist in your language and callous to the plight of the poor & homeless, but you want us to accept you as some kind of ally to trans people? I don't think so.

31/8/2025, 4:15:14 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com) reply parent

Can you leave the blind community out of this, please?

31/8/2025, 3:37:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com) reply parent

Are you really this unaware of the material conditions that the homeless people of California are being subjected to right now, by a Democratic governor?

31/8/2025, 1:58:41 PM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Osita Nwanevu (@ositanwanevu.com) reposted reply parent

Our times are dark not only because of the right's actions but because this evidently needs to be said to those who oppose it.

31/8/2025, 1:02:34 PM | 685 80 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Daniel & Christina Morrison (@soultreepastlives.bsky.social) reposted

Here's how that scene turned out...

31/8/2025, 1:43:18 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scott Gray (@scott1gray.bsky.social) reposted

Just a reminder for people who see artists posting their own work on Bluesky: likes are very nice, but reposts are *golden*.

31/8/2025, 1:13:35 PM | 49 20 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com)

August sketchbook pics have been posted for patreon members!

31/8/2025, 1:33:57 PM | 0 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com)

I was sitting in the McDonald's parking lot, happily drawing clouds on my iPad, when I realized I'd been gone a while & should probably get home. So I headed back, only to find the room pitch-dark and everyone else still snoring. So now I'm sitting in the dark. Still drawing clouds. #ArtSky

Digital painting of what I call 'popcorn clouds' - little fluffy white cloudlets clustered together, all across a blue sky. Digital painting of a cumulonimbus cloud that looks a little like a hat. It is darker on the bottom, with piles of fluffy white layers on top.
31/8/2025, 1:13:10 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com)

*unscrambles your eggs*

31/8/2025, 10:59:21 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com) reply parent

*ex-vangelicals

31/8/2025, 10:51:24 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com) reply parent

Oh sweetie, I'm so sorry. ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿซ‚

31/8/2025, 3:41:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture sid (@sidvicious.ca) reposted

barn stimnson

a digital drawing of bart simpson saying โ€œdigest my jodhpursโ€
31/8/2025, 3:39:52 AM | 48 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com) reply parent

I watch paint pouring videos on YT to fall asleep.

31/8/2025, 3:39:32 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com) reply parent

Agreed. Using leftover rice is absolutely key. And I do mine on a sheet pan in the oven.

31/8/2025, 3:37:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture downwardly mobile elite (@oranmath.bsky.social) reposted

Me: I have gotten you Socialization My Brain: This is too much :( Me: What do you mean this is a normal amount My Brain: Too much :( Me: Okay well we can rest My Brain: Now I am Lonely :( Me: Okay well Iโ€™m going to bed

31/8/2025, 3:05:57 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com) reply parent

Wait, I thought 'Wish' was Disney's AI movie.

31/8/2025, 3:30:28 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com) reply parent

Us evangelicals can help with that somewhat. There are still lots of situations where I am much too truthful for my own good, but not when it comes to self-preservation!

31/8/2025, 2:45:23 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir) (@nora.zone) reposted

we need remedial lying classes for autistic people dealing with fascism. like for self defense

31/8/2025, 2:21:28 AM | 849 135 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com) reply parent

Cause you can't tell me what to do!

31/8/2025, 2:41:37 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com) reply parent

When you do that with Irish, it sounds like you're doing a really bad Yoda impersonation.

31/8/2025, 2:39:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com) reply parent

God, what a piece of crap that film was!

31/8/2025, 2:35:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com)

Mr. Holland's Opus made it really hard to take Dick Dreyfuss seriously in movies.

31/8/2025, 2:28:43 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com) reply parent

Oh damn, spoke too soon.

31/8/2025, 2:06:13 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com) reply parent

Oooh, Richard Dreyfuss getting eaten makes it better!

31/8/2025, 1:48:40 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com) reply parent

You'll get no argument from me

31/8/2025, 1:39:12 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com) reply parent

It's actually kinda boring.

31/8/2025, 1:24:51 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com)

Today I am #thankful for my 18yo who was bored & decided he would cook dinner.

31/8/2025, 12:36:04 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com) reply parent

Killer Queen

31/8/2025, 12:32:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com) reply parent

Organic kids are what you get if you don't have the epidural.

31/8/2025, 12:31:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com) reply parent

Sign

31/8/2025, 12:29:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com) reply parent

Woo-hoo!

31/8/2025, 12:25:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Everybody.๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ๐ŸŒป๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ๐Ÿงท๐Ÿ—๏ธ๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ๐ŸŒŠ (@walkingwithu.bsky.social) reposted

if only...

30/8/2025, 11:13:21 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com) reply parent

If literally anybody else asked that, I'd send them to you.

31/8/2025, 12:18:21 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com) reply parent

We know, but we have to ask, that's one of the things our bosses grade us on.

31/8/2025, 12:13:50 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com) reply parent

If today's Hollywood is showing us anything, its that there is no old film that can't be remade.

31/8/2025, 12:10:58 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com) reply parent

Me too!

31/8/2025, 12:08:29 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com)

"It's only an island if you look at it from the water." ...What??

31/8/2025, 12:05:02 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com) reply parent

Who, me??

30/8/2025, 11:59:28 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nora Reed (they/them ze/hir) (@nora.zone) reposted

i took my anxiety pills and some weed for the nausea and im going to go take a shower. im just posting it in case any of you need to do those too

29/8/2025, 11:04:33 PM | 48 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Catbus (@hayao.lol) reposted

Remembering a mistake I made fifteen years ago

25/8/2025, 1:46:19 AM | 780 138 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Roxi Horror ๐Ÿ’€๐ŸŒธ (@roxiqt.com) reposted reply parent

It's okay to just dislike something. You don't have to invent a whole fake reason to justify it. You can just be like "Ehhh, that's not for me." And it's fine.

30/8/2025, 8:32:37 PM | 178 27 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Sheryl Weikal, still wishing ill on JK Rowling (@leftistlawyer.com) reposted

If you're arrested in Illinois protesting the planned ICE HQ in North Chicago, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at sheryl@weikallaw.com. As always, I will take as many cases as I can.

30/8/2025, 4:04:08 PM | 7754 3963 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Edith (@edithcharles.bsky.social) reposted

You can't be genuinely antifascist while endorsing cruelty to homeless people. It isn't possible.

28/8/2025, 2:35:38 PM | 738 169 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com) reply parent

Why do I feel like this is a trap, and that claiming anything on this list will simply get your name added to another list?

29/8/2025, 8:39:55 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com) reply parent

I had a chance to be an extra in this, they filmed it in Dallas. But I couldn't get off work.

29/8/2025, 8:16:03 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com) reply parent

They are not the only ones who will die! Wow, tell me you don't have a single disabled friend without telling me...

29/8/2025, 3:57:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com) reply parent

I'm just sayin... I know a lot of trans people, and none (that I know of) who figured it out in health class.

29/8/2025, 12:28:02 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture borderless (@borderless.bsky.social) reposted

Repeatedly exposing yourself to traumatic news that you can't do anything about isn't caring, it's self harm.

28/8/2025, 11:57:33 PM | 54 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com) reply parent

How extensively are schools teaching about trans people anyway? I have two teenage boys & they are not exactly bringing home "How To Be Trans" flyers every week.

29/8/2025, 12:16:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lauren W. (@livewildly.bsky.social) reposted

โ€œHow are you so calmโ€ Dissociation

28/8/2025, 11:37:18 PM | 12 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture borderless (@borderless.bsky.social) reposted

Honestly if it's not actionable or educational you don't need to know about it.

28/8/2025, 11:40:25 PM | 95 26 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture KathleenLCulbertson (@pastorkathleen.bsky.social) reposted

The concept of mainstream American values is a questionable concept at best and at worst is rooted in white middle class privilege as well as colonizer mindset.

28/8/2025, 11:03:38 PM | 6 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com) reposted

Do you have $5? Do you think you'll have $5 again next month? That's all it takes to support a working artist. Please consider joining my Patreon community!

25/8/2025, 3:36:29 PM | 0 2 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com)

I am not wealthy enough to be as eccentric as I apparently am.

28/8/2025, 3:53:19 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com) reply parent

It's called รœllr, and its like licorice ice.

28/8/2025, 3:40:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com) reply parent

Oh wow...

28/8/2025, 3:39:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tim Amor (@timamor.bsky.social) reposted

โ€œThe poor tell us who we are. The prophets tell us who we can be. So we hide the poor and kill the prophets.โ€ ~Philip Berrigan

28/8/2025, 1:12:05 PM | 55 13 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com)

I'm currently trying to draw a guy whistling, without a reference of any kind. This is dumb. Kids, don't do this. ALWAYS USE A REFERENCE. Turning on my wifi now & going to look for photos of whistling mouths. #ArtSky

Sketch of a person who is supposed to be whistling, but I can't get the mouth right so I need to use some reference photos.
28/8/2025, 1:12:06 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com) reply parent

Sure, cause the funding that's getting cut is being held in a safe place, just waiting to be spent again on hospitals & social programs as soon as the right people are voted in.

28/8/2025, 12:46:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com) reply parent

You sound like a Trumpster - you know that, right?

28/8/2025, 11:47:06 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Halaylah, of No House (@halaylah.com) reply parent

If there is a best, there must also be a worst - and somebody has to live there.

28/8/2025, 11:33:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view