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Ham Rockwell

@hamrockwell.bsky.social

fairly square.

created January 26, 2025

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Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social)

adobe lightrooming myself right tf out of your life is a pretty good feeling.

23/9/2025, 2:48:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social)

It must be weird to be Colbert to see people on your side say such dumbshit type stuff as 'Now they've gone too far' 'It has never been this bad' Colbert or the so many nameless non famous. Weird times. Small victories.

23/9/2025, 1:29:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social)

waiting for all the shitbirds to get raptured so I can claim a ๐Ÿ  and hopefully a dog.

22/9/2025, 10:01:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social)

Jerry, no!

22/9/2025, 9:55:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

yeah, but they're putting a limit on our days instead of just limiting the dumb. It's not great.

22/9/2025, 9:52:13 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social)

i hate low seizure threshold days. i hate even more when I think I'm back and nope. this body is bullshit.

22/9/2025, 1:12:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

50k isn't much of a national treasure. we really hit the bottom.

22/9/2025, 4:14:15 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

how did you get athlete's foot? Rapture shoes.๐Ÿ˜ž

22/9/2025, 3:14:32 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

who/what is the dragon in this situation? Do dragons usually save civilizations? I thought they just burnt stuff down at the behest of inbred social climbers. I'm so confused.

22/9/2025, 3:08:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

is it- is it a bike chain?

22/9/2025, 3:05:50 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

the dork blight

22/9/2025, 3:02:26 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

Figure skater, right? was also on dancing with the stars? no? Was it the Mask? ohhhhhhh. Doesn't ring a bell. sounds bad.

22/9/2025, 12:51:43 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

[joke about taking this as a personal insult]

22/9/2025, 12:47:33 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social)

Tom Homan is only 50k. That's some dented cans at Aldi's pricing.

21/9/2025, 3:44:36 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

we're about 2 weeks away from an EO that the official currency for the working class is now Trump Bucks.

20/9/2025, 8:05:04 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

it's giving Dr. Evil.

20/9/2025, 8:02:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

cheetochargecard is the best , thanks for that!

20/9/2025, 8:00:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

The eagle sitting in his lap like Dr. Evil's hairless cat is too tacky to be an homage.

20/9/2025, 7:57:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

She dropped out before the 2020 primaries really kicked into gear, got picked up by a candidate nobody wanted but we voted for anyway and she said she'd still be like Biden. I voted for her because Trump sucks. It wasn't a VP problem.

20/9/2025, 7:55:18 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

they will never understand how much we sacrificed to fight fascism. Oh, 5 members of your family died in horrific conditions? Well, my kid has to watch Bluey reruns on YouTube.

20/9/2025, 1:57:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

Imagine President Scroob giving the Eulogy.

19/9/2025, 8:33:28 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

electonic tag like Pokemon go so you can see what they said and when whenever you hold your phone up. Amends apologies and life improvements will be included like when your poke hits the gym.

19/9/2025, 2:19:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you! Forward! This means a lot for my family. Thank you.

19/9/2025, 2:12:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

thanks for voting against funding.

19/9/2025, 1:54:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you for trying.I hope all dems get on board. As you said, it's what we want. It's going to be really hard to get people to the polls for a candidate that doesn't represent us. I really really hope the DNC isn't going to do that.

19/9/2025, 1:52:20 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social)

TSA patting me down for anti-fascist beliefs before letting me board. 'Are those bombas?!? We're assuming they're a problem. C'mon.'

19/9/2025, 1:43:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

now we're going to have to take our shoes off for the TSA again, aren't we?

19/9/2025, 1:41:08 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

judges and lawyers are kind of fighting our way through the Constitution for and against the DOJ and that's pretty wild. Some of the scotus and circuit court rulings that have come about this year are going to take so much work to roll back.

18/9/2025, 5:42:40 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

i think I will die, pretty quickly if I'm lucky.

18/9/2025, 5:38:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

and unlike here in the USA, he can't get them fired. More! Full scale comedic assault needed.

18/9/2025, 5:28:53 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm disregarding them entirely.

18/9/2025, 10:32:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

or Disappear Lorne? He is Canadian.

18/9/2025, 10:27:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social)

Hell Yeah! That's what I'm talking about! ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’™

18/9/2025, 10:24:47 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

kind of shouldn't need one though.

18/9/2025, 10:23:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

thought you meant you specific not general you due to the quote. He can't get fired but others are at risk, yeah.

18/9/2025, 10:19:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope all the unions join and you guys put pressure on the networks fast before this gets out of control. McCarthyism sucks just as a reboot.

18/9/2025, 7:52:16 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

mr. Kohl's Cash himself. ughhh.

18/9/2025, 7:44:42 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

we are.

18/9/2025, 7:43:42 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

he did it publicly, that's why you saw it.

18/9/2025, 7:38:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope their unions jump in and push back hard and put pressure on all of the networks.

18/9/2025, 6:07:19 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm wondering if this is going to be McCarthyism rebooted. or worse.

18/9/2025, 6:05:53 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

i think we understand.

18/9/2025, 5:59:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

I hope other unions link up now.

18/9/2025, 5:59:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

thank you. we need this.

18/9/2025, 5:55:24 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

Medusa was really good at freeze tag, like your mom.

18/9/2025, 2:24:56 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

I think it should extend past kimmel- it should be bold all unions agreed clause that politicians have no say in hiring/firing. and a cleaner 'morality/representative of company ' clause to exclude political speech of nonviolent nature. or something.

18/9/2025, 2:17:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

have they defined antifa yet? if not, this is pretty much open season. anyone against trump is 'antifa' .

18/9/2025, 2:03:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

It's like beastman decided to dish on Gargamel.

18/9/2025, 1:52:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social)

Not reporting quarterly earnings is anarchy. I'm more angry than I need to be about this. I'm going to sleep this off.

15/9/2025, 2:53:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

not as many Americans love him as he says. / i guess this happened after they voted for him.

15/9/2025, 11:59:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

The Dark Blight just has tea with them. There is no playing.

15/9/2025, 9:22:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

like niles and frasier crane.

15/9/2025, 1:10:42 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

how do you know he's in contact with the Russian government? I think it's important that we retain a grip, we're going to need it.

15/9/2025, 12:57:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

solar ham sounds like a lunch meat substitute I would try. I must eat many solar ham and cheesea to save the ๐ŸŒ.

15/9/2025, 12:45:11 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social)

my brain is trashed. Monday is going to suck.

15/9/2025, 12:41:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

rent prices still high. wtf.

15/9/2025, 12:34:17 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

asked him if he was going to remove the tag I think

15/9/2025, 12:02:50 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

"they don't understand we're freeing them"

14/9/2025, 10:22:52 PM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm waiting for rumblings of a mangled Internet ban for youth, except Trump approved content.

14/9/2025, 8:12:03 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

I think the pay is pretty low, it's one of the reasons people aren't interested.

14/9/2025, 8:07:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

charlie kirk and donald trump both have in person rallies all the time. Nick Fuentes had in person rallies through America First and AFPAC. I think they're more social than thought.

14/9/2025, 3:08:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

privacy law is intense! Glad you're here understanding it so people like me can click and accept.

14/9/2025, 2:44:54 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

I'm waiting to hear from the actual accused. Hope it calms down til then.

14/9/2025, 12:30:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

it's disappointing they're giving her a platform. And it looks a bit desperate on their part.

13/9/2025, 9:14:20 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

maybe they're reading articles penned by amazing journalists.

12/9/2025, 4:02:44 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social)

we need minimum quals for cabinet/admin positions. No appts unless they meet them and let's make it retroactive.

12/9/2025, 8:00:43 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

we're just enjoying this quarterback before we make him weird and release him to the Vikings and whoever the tank top talk equivalent is at that time.

12/9/2025, 7:11:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

and totally skipped runes or whatever Neo-Vรถlkisch slap on. This is what happens when DEI is stopped.

12/9/2025, 2:26:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

yeah but I don't think it helps. or matters.

11/9/2025, 10:36:51 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social)

If the state of politics is so crap nobody can speak up until they get a book deal, maybe they should consider it a wash and consider the movie deal a whistleblower would get. Or the great reform moment. Open your damn mouths when it matters or admit you're using an excuse to profit.

11/9/2025, 2:35:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

if you're passed out and someone can't open the door drom the outside when they otherwise could, this is an unnecessary delay.

11/9/2025, 2:09:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

Love Brad Lander

11/9/2025, 12:59:11 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social)

Walton Goggins and Sissy Spacek starring in a limited series as siblings (who are not hee haws) that argue in odd ways but mostly f with other people, in petty unnoticeable ways.

9/9/2025, 5:25:11 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

I thought he and several others did have to back track for praising Jim Jones at one point?

8/9/2025, 10:13:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social)

The english from Shลgun sounds like Brian Blessed. I know they don't, but I keep hoping he gets killed off.

8/9/2025, 5:07:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

all I hear is the noise you make when you stand up, Dad.

8/9/2025, 12:41:46 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

never saw anyone try to make their knees clap. I can see why.

8/9/2025, 12:21:57 AM | 10 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

no, it's like mail merge for email.

7/9/2025, 11:29:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

Right? probably routes everything through an LLC owner by his spouse or something.

7/9/2025, 4:07:11 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

everything he does looks like The Cheesecake factory already did it better.

7/9/2025, 1:58:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

how does he get paid, in cash?

7/9/2025, 1:33:03 AM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social)

maybe the Kennedy family will decide to handle this matter internally.

7/9/2025, 1:27:49 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

I also think ice cream whenever I see the name and hope Chicago runs with it a la Obamacare.

6/9/2025, 11:38:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

"Sometimes it's hard to find an in network provider because of ghost networks."

6/9/2025, 11:43:35 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

the understaffed VAs and their patients surely appreciate the important of branding for the DoD locations. Sure, you're gonna die faster but look at this font!

6/9/2025, 8:17:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

the DOJ under this administration has a less than stellar record for truth.

5/9/2025, 1:21:45 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

i don't know why okeefe is s trusted source now. I think this should be viewed as truthful as anything else he has done.

5/9/2025, 1:18:51 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social)

I don't trust anything from project veritas. I am curious about what their end goal is, I don't think it's supporting the victims or any kind of justice.

5/9/2025, 11:06:34 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

ughhhhhhhh

5/9/2025, 8:23:47 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

can't believe anything from project veritas but I appreciate the discomfort this is causing the DOJ.

4/9/2025, 10:32:16 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) reposted

RFK Jr: It's gonna be the biggest infusion of federal dollar into rural healthcare in American history BERNIE SANDERS: Yeah. You know why? Because you're cutting $150b for rural hospitals, you're putting $50b back. That's not an infusion. That's a loss of $100b.

4/9/2025, 4:16:01 PM | 40637 12130 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

it seems like a lot of work to find a load bearing joist, for this 'trapeze'. Take a real artist. sorry.

4/9/2025, 1:25:15 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

i don't think they fear the expense, they fear unfair prosecution.

4/9/2025, 1:05:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social)

jfc. This number of ways this administration is killing people - all over - is not something any of us should ever get used to.

4/9/2025, 7:22:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

they're getting the names from the victims.

4/9/2025, 3:07:51 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

but they can be paired with a hoodie or wool sweater and base layers....Awooooo! ymmv

4/9/2025, 3:07:14 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

are you seriously haseling SA victims? get a grip.

4/9/2025, 2:55:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

from you, yeah.

3/9/2025, 11:45:39 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social)

๐Ÿ’™ Hell yeah.

3/9/2025, 10:57:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ham Rockwell (@hamrockwell.bsky.social) reply parent

left side tan suit already had his book copyedited and doesn't want any big rewrites now.

2/9/2025, 11:23:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view