Tranmere rovers supporting Renaissance man. The Oblong of dreams . Member of the Pathetic Moped riders Scooter Club . Chum of Ralph the Jackhund . Likes shoes
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My chum is in the back ground
My mate Griffo the postman with the ice cream
A double garage made from oak
Corrrrr
Ive got one . But thats just work .
Ralphs just passed me on the stairs . Hes now fast asleep in the warm bit of the bed Ive just left .
Big Donny weaving his magic
VAT week too . Sobs
Pension is only 23% up over 5 years this morning .
Is the right answer
Ive got pains everywhere .
Its not upsetting . Its just another thing to take up what little time I have .
Respect
Anyway . Im off to work
Morning all . My heads rather pickled at the mo . Deceased brothers house to sell , daughter off to Uni , van playing up , too much work , an elderly farmer on the phone wanting an oak garage and a gaggle of old ladies pestering me over a job . Would be nice to have a day off ?
A small step for the man
Tried Good Measure ?
Big Norman must be splashing the cash ?
To Ironside ?
Thats it now . Freezing cold and pissing down now till late May .
Im an up grade on Davidson
42 goals for Kiddy Harriers
Donny rovers
Too cold to venture out tonight in Kens and im not ironing a pair of JD Vance
The Captain of the Diplomatic Corps fires from the hip
Yup . Sold out of Madri by 2pm
I will be spacing them out a bit better next year
Half the fee has gone towards setting up Madri pumps in the new tent
Sobs
Sold to Accrington for undisclosed fee .
Heres hoping ?
David Nugent could have another go ?
See also @tranmererovers.bsky.social
Booooooo
Must be a chubby , out of condition , 38 year old striker pacing up and down his Huyton mansion waiting for a call from Mark Palios ? #Tranmere
Bring on the leeches
I will prob hold my nose and vote for them ? Because my town is a few thousand votes away from someone with a bit of charisma winning it for the frog faced cunt .
Non of whom will vote for him anyway
Nash in the Walter
Cash in the kitty
Give us a shout and Im happy to throw some Johnny in the Walter
My heart is warmed .
Hurrah
Hurrah ! Sulks
Hope you rain loving freaks are happy now ?
Apperently Camilla hit a sex pest with a shoe in the 1960s ? Maybe she could hit Prince Andrew with the other one ?
In my head , this is what Epstein Island looks like
Alright . Stop rubbing it in
Morning
Good grief .
SOS apparently ?
Wasnt it copied from an Abba song ?
Luckily shes only 8 mile away .
Calm down Jimmy Summerville
B&M had it all tbh .
The park is more Wavertree
£130 in B&M . Nobody has ever spent that in there . Nobody
Big Tony offered me start as some sort of Eco surveyor ? when Im 60 .
I will find out in 13 days
Advertisers mostly
We are off the cheap shops to load Tink up for Uni . The shit is getting real
Waves from Birkenhead . A place so grim the song National Shit day was written about it . Its new pavement is £12 million over budget and and the vape show is boarded up .
Ooh ta
Right Salford types . For some reason I cant explain ? Im off to watch my rubbish team play next Sat . I know Citys ground isnt really in proper Salford . But fancy a wander round proper Salford . Decent pubs ?
They should replay it this evening ? Complete the full circle
Hes not a native american
Many happy returns
Good grief .
Yup
Yep odgies up the road
It is Wendy . Ive got neighbours from all over the world .
Its our England . And we need to reclaim it .
We are not bad
We , us , England stopped the slave trade , battered Hitler , started the NHS and pretty much invented pop music . But pop music that was inspired by black American pop music .
Bobby needs a chicken supper
England . Not the flag shagging, Roundabout painting , Frog faced cunt England . The land of The Kinks , and autumn and Jerusalem , and punk rock and Modernism and Tamla Motown at celebrations and curry houses and just being nice to each other .
Yup .
Gang of King Richards
Well a strange Saturday of rubbish football , dreadful boozers . Indie Rock Gods , Vermouth , been offered a job ,and home
Hiya
According to Nigel Blackwell . Gerald watched The Sex Pistols at the lesser free trade hall
An evening out with my chart bothering chum .
Utter dog shite that . Now in the lounge drinking Madri cause the Tents been pulled down . Fuck off Tranmere
Hes not a footballer
Or move to Spain with the dog ?
Surely its - On Windermere ?
Proper gang of King Richards
The private ones
Wirral council awaits .
Not on a Sat . Wavertree pool is round the corner
Im renting it out to two Ukrainian models
Yep . 4 in a row
Still open
Hes not shuffled off to Satans lair to have a red hot poker shoved up his bottom for eternity of course . But if he has ? My tallywacker will be windmilling from the mainstand at Prenton Park later .
Is she staying in halls ?
Quite a few years ago now . Nanny Aud couldnt cope with him as he was getting more aggressive . So he went to live with the breeder he came from . Became a dad and all seemed well ? Then he bit someone and he had to be put to sleep unfortunately . My best friend in the whole world .
