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The kind of math that sinks casinos - and nations.
Broke Rudy’s about to find out how good his health insurance isn’t.
And probably 100% embellished.
Stop talking about what he was doing before the accident. It has nothing to do with the accident!!!
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For the record, I don’t care about Rudy Giuliani.
Thoughts & sad trombones.
Cheers John!
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No, bye. (Seriously. Promising idea; terrible execution.)
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Love your name. 😂
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In an out of network hospital 🤭 Sucks to be him
The USA stands for Ugly Stupid American.
The USA stands for Ugly Stupid American.
1) Whatever version of facts Rudy's peddling is probably a lie. 2) He didn't die. That's pretty much all anyone needs to know.
they changed their font to make the logo scale better, and this chode is out there screeching about DEI and larping importance. “drop the egos” indeed.
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1) Whatever version of facts Rudy's peddling is probably a lie. 2) He didn't die. That's pretty much all anyone needs to know.
THIS JUST IN: Rabid animals emboldened by a rabid President.
That's his signal for Kristi Noem to meet him upstairs in 15 minutes.
That's his signal for Kristi Noem to meet him upstairs in 15 minutes.
THIS JUST IN: Rabid animals emboldened by a rabid President.
Broke Rudy’s about to find out how good his health insurance isn’t.
Cheers!
Cheers!!
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Cheers!
As an American the dumbest thing about Americans, is that we pretend the Democrats are politically left as if they actually have any kind of pro-labor or opposition politics We in reality have two parties on the right and yet still lament everything is so pro-business
Broke Rudy’s about to find out how good his health insurance isn’t.
It’s not like them to lie, either.
Free advice for the administration: If you want to stop the Trump health coverage, maybe stop posting verifiably old videos and keeping him as far away from cameras as humanly possible
they are so ill-suited for the moment. we don’t need genteel politicos. we need fucking bomb throwers. no “work across the aisle” types. i’m talking “burn it all down and salt the earth” types.
Life hack for busy influencers: run into a fancy restaurant at lunchtime and take pics of other people’s meals.
Gaslighting pigs.
Gaslighting pigs.
Tru Mpsa To Talcu Nt!
That's life (that's life) That's what all the people say You're riding high in April, shot down in May…
Even with no one around, I’m still utterly shite at parallel parking.
You do realize the CDC is over, don’t you?
Gavin Newsom is exactly right, Trump is doing everything we told you he would do and more. It's time to wake the hell up, America. Authoritarianism is here.
The real reason Jewish moms want their kids to grow up to be Doctors is so they can have an excuse to see them every day.
Axios: Trump considering stepping back from Ukraine peace talks. WH official: “We are going to sit back and watch. Let them fight it out for a while and see what happens.” Truly a smashing success, that Alaska summit.
And yet somehow that makes Cheryl Hines moist.
The real reason Jewish moms want their kids to grow up to be Doctors is so they can see them every day.
“It’s just incredibly cruel.” Kristi Noem waives environmental laws to build Trump’s wall through a wildlife refuge.
Putin says, “If my economy is crushed by war, I’ll have your economy crushed by my useful idiot.”
A federal appeals court ruled Trump has no legal right to impose sweeping global tariffs using emergency authority, finding those tariffs unconstitutional. However, they can continue until at least October 14...because I guess they're not THAT bad?
A federal appeals court ruled Trump has no legal right to impose sweeping global tariffs using emergency authority, finding those tariffs unconstitutional. However, they can continue until at least October 14...because I guess they're not THAT bad?
Brilliant new piece from Larry David! Now do one about Cheryl Hines.
It's what Moses would have wanted.
Middle age is heralded by a yawn - but you'll never know which one it was.
MAGA fought for Robin Westman to have easy access to guns designed to kill many ppl very fast They beat up on a minority they already hate to distract from guns being the #1 killer of US children Trans ppl = everywhere Easy AR-15 access = here 98% of mass killings are carried out by straight men
"This administration’s immigration policy is fundamentally sick. Trump has wrongfully detained everyone from lawful green-card holders to American citizens – no one should assume this was necessary or appropriate,” - Sen. Patty Murray (D-WA)
"This administration’s immigration policy is fundamentally sick. Trump has wrongfully detained everyone from lawful green-card holders to American citizens – no one should assume this was necessary or appropriate,” - Sen. Patty Murray (D-WA)
Yes it is. It is a conscious Republican policy choice to sacrifice children's lives for campaign cash. That is a fact.
That's a cult for you.
"Don't just say this is about thoughts and prayers right now. These kids were literally praying. It was the first week of school. They were in a church." - Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey
If he genuinely has this ability, it stands to reason that he must have removed all the mirrors in his house.
"No hostile power could have dreamed up so many ways to threaten the Americans’ health and safety as has the MAGA crowd."
14 days ago: "Susan Monarez has unimpeachable scientific credentials and I have full confidence in her ability to restore Americans’ trust in the agency." - RFK Jnr about his new pick to run the CDC. An hour ago: “Susan Monarez is no longer director of the CDC."
Andrew Wakefield, a British doctor, falsely linked the MMR vaccine to autism. The paper was eventually retracted by the co-authors and the journal. Wakefield was de-licensed. Wakefield came to the US where they celebrate lunatics and began a new career peddling the same shit for loads of money.
Updating my gender to gun so I actually have some rights in this country.
The guy on the bottom left looks like he’s giving birth to the 70s.
The guy on the bottom left looks like he’s giving birth to the 70s.
Grateful for amazing lawyers like @markzaidesq.bsky.social and Abbe Lowell who are fighting for truth and transparency. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
It's grim up north.
Is that any way to talk about a brain worm?
14 days ago: "Susan Monarez has unimpeachable scientific credentials and I have full confidence in her ability to restore Americans’ trust in the agency." - RFK Jnr about his new pick to run the CDC. An hour ago: “Susan Monarez is no longer director of the CDC."
"Don't just say this is about thoughts and prayers right now. These kids were literally praying. It was the first week of school. They were in a church." - Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey
Interesting & informative piece on Third Way. Boils down to "Third Way is in the business of representing corporate interests within the Democratic Party. The point isn’t necessarily that Democrats win, but that the balance of power within the party tilts to the favor of big business."
Yes. Like whoever thought the phrase "defund the police" would attract the middle-class. I often think it's undercover Republican operatives who are coming up with the titles.
So Cracker Barrel removed the cracker and his barrel from their logo and Conservatives consider this a throaty repudiation of White Christian Nationalism? How broke is MAGA that an old diner logo is their main attachment to reality? [checks notes] Oh.
Things GUARANTEED not to end well #403:
Phew. Thanks to Trump, I can now start not going back to a restaurant I've never been to before anyway. #CrackerBarrel
According to the Consumer Price Index, the price of food has increased by 3% in the past year, with meats, poultry, fish, and eggs getting 5.6% more expensive from June 2024 to June 2025. Well worth electing a dictator/child rapist/criminal for, huh! Libs consider yourselves well and truly POWNED.
They’re bringing back the cracker and his barrel.
Like his teeth did to his gums.
Phew. Thanks to Trump, I can now start not going back to a restaurant I've never been to before anyway. #CrackerBarrel
According to the Consumer Price Index, the price of food has increased by 3% in the past year, with meats, poultry, fish, and eggs getting 5.6% more expensive from June 2024 to June 2025. Well worth electing a dictator/child rapist/criminal for, huh! Libs consider yourselves well and truly POWNED.
Things GUARANTEED not to end well #403:
I had no idea idea but to be fair, I'd never eaten there and barely knew it existed. But it proves an adage as old as time: "Redneck fascists love shitty diners just as much as they love shit dinners."
So Cracker Barrel removed the cracker and his barrel from their logo and Conservatives consider this a throaty repudiation of White Christian Nationalism? How broke is MAGA that an old diner logo is their main attachment to reality? [checks notes] Oh.
"The Trump administration admit that deporting Albrego was a mistake, but also want us to believe that he is the sort of person who should be deported – a human trafficker, in one fantasy; a gang leader, in another. That there is no proof for these allegations is beside the point."
So Cracker Barrel removed the cracker and his barrel from their logo and Conservatives consider this a throaty repudiation of White Christian Nationalism? How broke is MAGA that an old diner logo is their main attachment to reality? [checks notes] Oh.