His voice sounds like a kazoo being deep-throated in a truck stop bathroom, his brain fires like a malfunctioning pinball machine stuffed with dead rats, and his charisma hovers somewhere between “hangnail” and “used condom on a playground slide.” open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...
Wow, that's quite graphic and very spot on. 🎯
This is the unhealthy face of the unhealthy mind that will cause many MANY deaths to Americans, as well as others across the globe. Innocent children dying will be his mark.
No notes, perfect description
Which of the kennedy’s can step up and take care of the fredo/gollum problem. That poor family
I’m not defending him in any way but he does have some kind of disease that makes him talk that way. It doesn’t make him an arrogant, know nothing jerk though.
The lowest of scum. The Kennedys are horrified I’m sure
Jerky
Wordsmith you are!!!
Spot on.
.... and in this photo he looks like the kid from Deliverance playing banjo on the front porch.
hi excuse me do you do weddings? youre quite the poet.
AWESOME use of the English language. 👍🫡
Ew 🤮
😆😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He looks as if he spent those 12 years he was doing heroin on the streets, and it definitely deranged him.
I agree
This period will be called “The WTF? Era” in American history. It would be funny if not tragic.
My puppy recently puked up roundworms and I remarked "oh it's like rfkjrs brain" and felt extra sorry for my puppy.
Jo J, I couldn’t have described him better. But must a minor note; he’s a walking poster child for a death cult.
I could barely read the first paragraph aloud to my husband this morning. Snort laugh giggling, bent over the laptop, afraid I'd get spit on it. 😂
Soupy Sales?
Maybe that societal judgment was on to something.
Stealing this. THX.
So do I. And repost it in German. Thanks a lot.
What???
bsky.app/profile/migu...
😲
Between him and wgats his name 'marble mouth' you seriously need translanting?
In the Trump Admin, he's the "smart" one
He's a Dalek, exterminate exterminate.
Was he the model for mad magazine's mascot?
⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ - RFK JR is Lactose "Intelligent" -> Drinking raw milk, during a Bird Flu Infection found in dairy cattle, proves he is a FUKIN MORON!! The anti-vaxxer shot up heroin (with needles) for 14 years WTF?? WTF??
Don’t forget he also swam in sewage!
RFK is a NUTCASE. RFK could be mistaken for A WALNUT OR PECAN SHELL he's that wrinkled! #RFKnutcase #CDCDismantler
Circus clown without makeup.
You give him far too much credit. He's worse than all of that. If he wasn't born into money, he'd be pushing a grocery cart with all his shit in it and yelling incoherently at the moon.
Your description is spot on 🎯!! Someone else described his voice as a dying refrigerator compressor which is also pretty good ✅
😂😂
You’re firing on all cylinders Jojo !!
As always, no one writes about the ass clown shitshow threatening all of us better than you, JoJo!
He is seriously what jfk and his father wiped from their boot after mucking stalls
Haha! And, he wants people who take SSRIs to be put on a farm. While he takes steroids & Viagra.
I was laughing so hard I couldn’t finish reading it. JJFJ take 2. Thank you for the hysterics!
If you took that photo and put fuzzy hair on him, he’d look like a troll doll.
I’ve read this synopsis three times in a row, in quick succession. Laughed my ass off each time. Only someone from Jersey can verbal destroy someone like this. It is truly a gift.
And Stephen "My head looks like a thumb" Miller called him an 'expert'. Despite the fact that Kennedy has absolutely no medical credentials whatsoever. This is what 'My Ignorance is just as good as your Expertise' looks like.
Trump did this when he appointed a man, and then the senate who were told by his family he had many problems that made him ineligible/unable to do the job and confirmed him anyway.
Eloquently stated!
Don't hold back. Tell us how you REALLY feel.
#RFKJrResignNOW www.alexdems.org/wp-content/u...
In short: your health minister
Discusting MORON!!
My airplane cocktail just came out my nose. The steward is laughing his ass off after I showed him this and he brought me napkins.
Just add a pair of Ferengi ears and he could play Quark!
🤮 Asqueroso !!
Ironic that someone is head of the Health department looks and sounds so unhealthy. He's the 'this is what will happen to you if you don't look after yourself
RFK, RFK, how many folks did you kill today?
One thing I am happy for is that RFKJ has ruined Cheryl Hines’ career!!
Perfect analysis of him! I can’t stand listening to him. He gives me the creeps.
I’ve followed you for years and your writing has become the chef’s kiss of the Resistance. ✊🏻🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈🔥🔥🔥🫶💫🙌
you are such a poet......
JoJo 😂🤪😂. You do have a way with words.
I have to wonder about that "former" smack habit.
Some real jewels here
A beautiful and appropriate descriptive of RFK Jr
Major mic drops-times 10! Very cool
NAILED IT!!
Penty of reasons to oust him. It won't happen until people inspire their legislators to do so. 202 224 3121 Congressional Switchboard resist.bot/petitions/PQ... #KennedyKills #fireRFKJr #unqualified
His father and mother are rolling over in their graves. What an embarrassment to the Kennedy legacy.
It's like looking at Hoggle (The Labyrinth) if he had been doing meth for a decade. I suspect the voice is about right for that too.
Every time I encounter his name or face, I #VisualizeInigoMontoya.
JoJo paints with beautiful words, and yet that pic of him is more terrifying than her perfect description....
Looks like they're bringing back Mad Magazine.
Thank you. Seine Stimme klingt wie ein Kazoo, das in einer Truckstop-Toilette tief in den Mund genommen wird, sein Gehirn feuert wie ein defekter Flipper, der mit toten Ratten vollgestopft ist, und sein Charisma liegt irgendwo zwischen "Nietnagel" und "benutztem Kondom auf einer Spielplatzrutsche".
Condom on a slide now there's a thought
That’s one of the most disgusting descriptions of a person I’ve ever read. So totally on point also!
"Like a testicle with teeth." - Wade Wilson
And I've yet to hear a single T.A.C.O. supporter come up with an intelligent defense of him.
Sun Tzu would be most impressed by the way Putin has essentially won the war against America without firing a shot. Trump’s disastrous handling of Covid killed more Americans than any enemy of the US has in any war, and his appointment of RFK Jr. assures us the killing will continue.
RFK Jr. is just building on what Trump started in 2020 during the Covid outbreak. Trump turned a public health issue into a political issue that turned into an economic calamity. RFK Jr. wants to make sure the Trump legacy is in tact
RFK RFK HOW MANY KIDS DID YOU KILL TODAY?
😆❤️😆❤️😆❤️😆❤️ You have attained wordsmith status!
Cassidy..this IS ALL YOUR FAULT
I would like know what transdermal meds he’s taking at the gum line. Look at the little white patch in the upper right corner. Wonder if it’s a fentanyl patch
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
They're all on drugs!
Don’t insult quark
That kinda sums it up. I can only add that his face looks like a lice infested ball sack.
Those descriptions apply to virtually every member of the Trump Administration. The picture was necessary to make clear which of them was the subject of the article.
And his head is so far up tRump's ass the top of his grey hair is stained brown.
Wow!!! 👍!!!
Charisma is lower than root canal with a broken jaw. Voice is like nails and Freddy’s claws ( Friday 13th) on a mile long chalkboard. And I think we could find a non heroine addicted 16 year old that would do a better job.
He stuck a needle in himself for 14 years with heroin.... fuckin junkie....
Only if you have a president and a party that are dedicated to destroy America first
🤦🏼♀️
🤦🏼♀️
His father is doing flip flops in his grave.
That’s in trump’s America.
I feel like Donald Trump doesn’t believe in actual accomplishments and expertise, like it’s all fake or something, so he puts totally unqualified people in their place just to stick it to them. Sort of revenging on accomplished people.
You do have a way with words! I have missed you. Tuning in again.
"his brain fires like a malfunctioning pinball machine stuffed with dead rats" you out did yourself with this one!😭🤣
🤣😂😭 this description put tears in my eyes "a kazoo being deep-throated in a truck stop"😭"his charisma hovers somewhere between “hangnail” and “used condom on a playground slide.” 🤣come on! JoJoFromJerz you get the funniest post of the day award! 🏆please step to the podium to receive it!
You are an artist with words! You truly "paint a (nasty) picture" here! Ewww, but true!
🏆 You win.
You got it perfectly!
!
And he's nightmare ugly.
...and millions of US ppl looks at that and thinks "this is THE man I want in charge of my kids and my health ❤️🫶"
What a craggly faced, old, former addict with a brain worm!
He literally looks like a brain worm on meth
Truth!
Lol 🤣
You are such a cunt.
Wherever they are, his mom and dad are surely regretting the fact they were Catholics and did not believe in birth control.
Succinct
Don’t hold back. Tell us how you really feel …
And every time I see him, I think of the Joker in the Batman movie. Insane. Psychopathic.
You do know that every decision this administration makes get the final ok from the Orange Man. The agency head is just place holder to take blame, that way you can never say it's the Orange Man He only hires yes men and women
He’s sounds like Kathrine Hepburn.
His voice more grating than sand paper or nails on a chalkboard.
Scary ugly to boot
Maybe it's from eating ROADKILL!... Carole Radziwill admitted on the “On with Kara Swisher” podcast that although the politics of the Secretary of Health and Human Services have changed over the years, there’s always been one constant in his life: his love for roadkill. huffpost.com/entry/former...?
He's a predatory eugenicist autogenocidal bioterrorist and he needs to be dealt with post-haste.
I can’t stand hearing him speak!
Ouch!! Sick burn!
Great post Jojo, so right on target ! Thanks!
And yet somehow that makes Cheryl Hines moist.
I doubt it.
pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC... 2000 Biological and Chemical Terrorism: Strategic Plan for Preparedness and Response Recommendations of the CDC Strategic Planning Workgroup www.cdc.gov/mmwr/preview...
those are some harsh words. Remind me not to piss you off. lol
The end of the Kennedy Legacy folks…
don't hold back. tell us how you really feel about him
It’s 2025. Never would I have thought our Country would be in such chaos and disarray.
OMG PERFECT LMAO
Found: The legendary lost verse to "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch"
You forgot to add that his face is a dried out baseball glove.
Old leather face.
Dehydrated scrotum.
Someone else said he already looks the way Eli Valley would draw him. 🤭
Most attractive 🙄
His face looks like one of those fart-spewing thingies in the Bog of Eternal Stench from the Labyrinth.
He should be drug tested. I think he's still using.
Hahaha very entertaining use of the english language. TY
Why he isn't a James Bond villain yet baffles me.
Aw, you're being too nice to him.
Not to mention the picture of health that everyone aspires to achieve 😱 😬
I know. So gross.
Jojo tell me how u really feel, but I agree. Hahahaa
How did one person become so powerful, that he will kill us all. Thanks MAGA and the GOP Senate
And he changes his mind every time the wind blows
Are u sure it's wind?
He looks like a brain worm, tape worm infested POS. Incapable of rational or critical thinking.
Well done.
A setup like that deserves a click and resulting piece doesn’t disappoint!
Boy was "rode hard and put away wet". Lots of us are older than he is, but you'd never freaking know it. He's the LAST person who should be giving health advice. He's a mess.
Jo - from what I understand, that raspy, sandpaper-like voice of his is due to intubation necessary at a time when he od'd on heroin. JFC, you wonder if he's still a user and if they'll find him dead at his desk at some stage - part of that Kennedy Curse.
Surviving years of shooting up heroin, drinking raw milk, swimming in shit and getting brain worm without dying went to his head and he thinks he's ubermensch.
Your metaphors are priceless Jo
Damn! You really have a way with words! Also, you nailed!
😂😜😎👍You Go Jo Jo!
💯💯😂🤣😂🤣👏👏👏👏
Reminds me of the Tom Waits analogy about his voice being soaked in bourbon, then left hung to dry and then run over by a car several times. Only difference is that Tom Waits is freaking awesome. Unlike this guy...
Actually his voice is as irritating as masturbating with sandpaper. Maybe that's just me.
You're not alone xD
Don’t hold back😂😂😂😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼❤️
He's a nutter alright
Well said indeed.
Yeah, but how do you REALLY feel about him?
LMAO: “He’s the human version of a 7-Eleven burrito that’s been spinning under a heat lamp since 1997 — cracked open, leaking rancid sludge, one bite away from giving the whole country explosive diarrhea.”
I can’t escape the underlying sense that every single thing this autocratic administration does is designed to weaken and subjugate America on the global stage and frustrate and anger the people within the country. If Putin and Xi did not write project 2025 themselves, I am sure they approved it
As much as I loathe and detest this miserable fucker, RFK Jr. was diagnosed in 1996 with adductor spasmodic dysphonia, a rare neurological disorder that causes involuntary spasms in the vocal cord muscles. This results in a strained, hoarse, or quivery voice.
Ewwww he's so gross!
Perfect description.😡
Accurate description. Thank you.
you make him sound almost likeable.
You really think that highly of him???
I believe he's a dirty Kompromat
Good lord, that photo looks like one of those grotesque, super-detailed close ups from Ren and Stimpy.
I’m reminded of Dopey the dwarf.
Dopey was likeable
#VaxQuackLacksFacts
Dam that’s vivid…can’t un-visualize it now. 🤢
