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@hazmatmonkey.bsky.social

Constant seeker and wanderer.

created January 9, 2025

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Profile picture hazmatmonkey.bsky.social (@hazmatmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

This is how they roll; baffle 'em with bullshit. Muddy the waters so much you'll never see bottom. Then, change the narrative to match the current ideals.

8/9/2025, 1:22:02 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It speaks to the car owner; they worked, engineered, and created. It came out as their vision made it real.

8/9/2025, 1:18:31 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hazmatmonkey.bsky.social (@hazmatmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Our view of the moon just above the horizon was amazing. So incredibly big and clear. Cleveland, OH.

7/9/2025, 6:34:15 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hazmatmonkey.bsky.social (@hazmatmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

I've got your compensation hanging, assholes. How about the air farce military funeral for a violent traitor? Go screw.

1/9/2025, 3:47:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hazmatmonkey.bsky.social (@hazmatmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

These shock troops are there for one reason; to goad the public into conflict. Next comes the military state. And the inevitable dictator.

1/9/2025, 3:44:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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You clean that how? I thought you wrote on paper?!?

1/9/2025, 3:40:14 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hazmatmonkey.bsky.social (@hazmatmonkey.bsky.social)

It's time for a view from the Edge tale. It involves the Utopia concept. Regimes make it their business to promote Utopia as their vision. While slandering "Wokeness." A smart person is a dangerous person. So go out and be dangerous. Question Authority.

31/8/2025, 1:09:33 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hazmatmonkey.bsky.social (@hazmatmonkey.bsky.social)

Re-read The Grapes of Wrath as an adult. Understand that there are always disenfranchised people, and they're being isolated. Knowing they are there will help you see today's society. And the ruling class will lie to you and say, "It's okay, nothing to see here."

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30/8/2025, 3:04:47 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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20 years ago. Almonaster Blvd. Nothing like water moccasins and tank cars of chemicals baking in the sun, post landfall. Way too many orange Xs on homes. Some with 0/A on the bottom.

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30/8/2025, 2:15:21 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hazmatmonkey.bsky.social (@hazmatmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Hit 'em in the money. That may rattle their cage enough to realize they've been sold out.

30/8/2025, 1:29:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not true. He's spent days in meth labs waiting for a fix...

30/8/2025, 1:27:35 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hazmatmonkey.bsky.social (@hazmatmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Or taste, for that matter. Remember, these are the same adults that happily soil themselves rather than miss a second of viewing a live concert on their phones.

30/8/2025, 1:25:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Can they? No. Will they? Look at every other illegal tactic being used right now. 'Nuff said?

30/8/2025, 1:21:52 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anchor Bar, Cleveland. Little Kings Lounge (now definct) would have hands down been the best.

30/8/2025, 1:45:57 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hazmatmonkey.bsky.social (@hazmatmonkey.bsky.social)

Today's from the Edge? Shock troops are being sent to cities. They are inciting a riot; they will force us to fire upon? Them, or our brothers. Take a deep breath and don't fall for it. Else, martial law and a despot will emerge.

30/8/2025, 12:24:23 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I was in New Orleans 12 hours after landfall. Watched alligators swimming in downtown streets. They still haven't rebuilt most of the 9th ward. I love NOLA. But this spits in the face of all who suffered. And generations to come.

29/8/2025, 10:38:33 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dude, you are our only hope. Want to be President? I'm all for it.

24/8/2025, 2:18:36 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Revolting. The takeover has begun. Fueled by ignorance.

17/8/2025, 11:42:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The game has been played dirty. They enlisted the most nefarious band of scum they could. And played the suckered for their vote. The money won.

17/8/2025, 11:40:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I honestly believe we are being baited in. Pressure's intense enough to watch us all boil over. Good men are doing nothing.

12/8/2025, 12:35:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Its a reptile and vermin pen. Where all good Reich Wingers need to go.

7/8/2025, 8:11:02 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Orange Rat is making science disappear, dooming us all.

7/8/2025, 12:35:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What did you take the picture with? I can never get a good shot of the moon.

7/8/2025, 12:34:11 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Coming from the world's most notorious windbag.

29/7/2025, 11:05:19 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ignorant 'roid monsters? Too late.

29/7/2025, 10:59:48 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Anything with Elon's name on its boulder be banned in America. He's a serial justice rapist.

29/7/2025, 10:58:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Somewhere, a family in a home with wheels on it just says "Hunter's Laptop,"but they can't afford one of their own...

29/7/2025, 10:56:59 PM | 9 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hallelujah.

29/7/2025, 10:52:26 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Educated people are dangerous people.

29/7/2025, 10:51:06 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hazmatmonkey.bsky.social (@hazmatmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Sweet. But are those alligator gar swimming around you?

26/7/2025, 8:30:33 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every state she visited needs to indict. Can't pardon State offenses, you DayGlo douche.

26/7/2025, 2:00:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We need to school maga in pain.

26/7/2025, 1:46:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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We are thoroughly screwed.

26/7/2025, 1:44:14 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hazmatmonkey.bsky.social (@hazmatmonkey.bsky.social) reply parent

Same here on the North Coast. Send the canceled aid to Ukraine. Hell, maybe Cuyahoga County could pony up 600 million and they can build a dome there.

22/7/2025, 6:34:41 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Mmm. Yummy frontal ass there, toots.

22/7/2025, 6:33:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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One is actually a truly yappy bitch. The other may be dead already.

22/7/2025, 6:30:49 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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How many times do you say "I'm Done" with all this bullshit to just find a way to pull the pin? Bullets couldn't do it. ODs didn't do it. Maybe power. Like 13.2kv through my broken heart.

15/7/2025, 5:53:07 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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If only we could.

12/7/2025, 2:17:46 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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music.apple.com/us/album/the... Z Rock at its' best.

4/7/2025, 12:31:10 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Much love der, eh?

2/7/2025, 12:34:05 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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To this day, I still love German. Ask your buddies this question. And try not to giggle.

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30/6/2025, 11:07:50 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Not a bad view from the office today.

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28/6/2025, 4:37:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The Saudis bankrolled the whole thing. So we invaded Iraq? Afghanistan? Created ISIS by bombing out little countries.

26/6/2025, 11:56:29 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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This drum circle is a sacred honor in memory of slain MN State Legislator Melissa Hortman, at the candlelight vigil

19/6/2025, 3:06:57 AM | 21677 4181 | View on Bluesky | view

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Too bad the information he stole from us wasn't on board.

20/6/2025, 12:56:47 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Worst scripted shooting of all time. Chump almost forgot which hand he had the blood pack in

19/5/2025, 1:22:52 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My Eden is in my Garden. Mother Gaia never ceases to calm my head. Go outside.

19/5/2025, 1:19:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I re read it lately. I'd originally read it for an American Lit class in high school. It's amazing what life experiences can do to change your whole outlook

11/5/2025, 9:30:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Jesus. Will he fu$%ING croak already?

8/5/2025, 2:29:40 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Eat the rich!

2/5/2025, 3:33:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My back yard is my refuge in these angry times.

2/5/2025, 3:32:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sitting back here, I have the moon, a star, and a flash of lighting. What more could I ever need?

Lights in the garden on a peaceful night.
2/5/2025, 3:29:41 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I take the last effort of my day and use it to learn. This is a tremendous gift.

2/5/2025, 3:20:48 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Yep.

1/5/2025, 10:06:45 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Does ANYBODY see the obvious Bond Villain here? He's Goldmember without the style.

1/5/2025, 10:05:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I rejoice in the Green Man and the May queen. I have life, abundance, and love. Beltane's blessings.

1/5/2025, 9:42:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why are they all so scared of Cheeto Jesus? What does he have on them? Are they secretly being offered huge sums of cash if they kow tow to him?

1/5/2025, 9:41:10 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Don't know who hears this. To you, Beltane's blessings. Celebrate as you will; for me I need celebration. Just going out an making my garden ready.

1/5/2025, 7:17:05 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's never been more fitting.

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28/4/2025, 11:04:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Dammit, Jim. They smoked it! Not bad for a ten year old LED driver.

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15/4/2025, 3:39:43 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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ShouldbegONe.

14/4/2025, 10:45:36 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nope. They started this bullshit. Let 'em see what lawlessness really is.

14/4/2025, 10:40:50 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hazmatmonkey.bsky.social (@hazmatmonkey.bsky.social)

disestablishmentarianism: removing an established church as a state religion. Now you know. And can practice it here in the States.

12/4/2025, 2:07:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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My daughter got these payments after her mom died. It never covered the sadness we felt from the loss.

11/4/2025, 10:42:28 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Nice job. Best prank ever.

10/4/2025, 9:34:56 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Way to turn coat and run. I believed in you. The people believed in you. Now all you need is the MAGA hat and diaper.

8/4/2025, 2:54:32 PM | 20 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Frigging really? Honesty is scarce these days. Too much fear of retribution.

1/4/2025, 1:04:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Damn! What would Cheeto Jesus get? Re elected by venomous swine.

1/4/2025, 12:57:30 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I've got the girls, a good book, and a hot cup of coffee. What else could I ask for?

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29/3/2025, 5:37:26 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I found out our differences. I drag the dog where I want it, and she makes it want to come there. Truly unworthy.

25/3/2025, 12:06:44 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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finance.yahoo.com/news/lockhee... There is nothing like chopping your prices down to avoid FAA scrutiny. Way to sell out!

23/3/2025, 11:33:54 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't think EV owners know that adding a fast charger to their home will necessitate a larger electric panel installation. A level 2 charger is between 32-80 amps. So, a 100 amp 240 volt dedicated circuit is needed. You're looking at a 200 amp service drop for the increased load.

23/3/2025, 1:24:25 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Folks, we're boned. This is a second amendment case if ever there was one.

23/3/2025, 1:15:58 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't know who the patron saint of tools is. But every time a challenge arises, I am directed to the tool that repairs it. Thank you, whoever is giving me this gift

22/3/2025, 2:49:25 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Off to see the Orange Emperor. Probably asking for a pardon or two...

17/1/2025, 1:09:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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But allow blatant family business politics? How many billions did Jared and Ivanka get their claws in because of their positions?

14/1/2025, 1:24:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Now adorning the midnight burrito. This stuff is just f'n painful. But delicious. Pepper X from Puckerbutt.

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10/1/2025, 5:40:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just looking for new talent, I suppose. Thailand kicked him out.

10/1/2025, 3:09:18 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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RIP MCA

10/1/2025, 2:28:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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music.apple.com/us/album/cal... For all the hustle and flow being burned up, what can we do to help? My heart aches for you guys right now.

10/1/2025, 2:27:45 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Categor... Thought you'd like to know...

9/1/2025, 2:54:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view