Could be confessing it's really only 1/8". I mean, liars don't get to heaven, right?
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Could be confessing it's really only 1/8". I mean, liars don't get to heaven, right?
Before David Dennison kicks the bucket?
I can’t hear you from the back of the room here…did you say something to the extent that the Epstein survivors will be holding a press conference on Wednesday?
#BigBeautifulBit
JEFFREY EPSTEIN.
Actually, I heard it was batteries.
Unless the announcement is coming from “the other side”, I could give a rats ass.
Perhaps no deeds, but quite an interesting PornHub search history. Good thing you can't crash Grindr by doing that, huh?
Oh, crap. Guess I'll take one for the team here.
Did Grindr do like the car did?
Looks like he wouldn't last 2 minutes with Stormy.
He won't be happy until naan is $29/loaf.
I've got "Ding-Dong the *itch Is Dead" and "Theme from Swan Lake" on standby on my iPod.
Where's the MMA ring?
There's not enough helicopter noise in the universe to hide that bruise and those cankles.
Many people are saying that life comes at you fast when you're 79 and rotten to the core.
Then again, not releasing it is slow-rotting what's left of him. By hook or by crook is all that matters.
#WheresOrange
JD's been counting the days since 1/20 and likely much earlier.
Taking an oath (and testifying) doesn't mean jack shit to a GDMF liar. PERIOD.
Never a rerun either.
DEPORT HIM TO UGANDA ***NOW***!!!!!!!!!
Who’s going to tell him that the angel is older than 14?
Wait until Grass Man puts in your free lawn.
Obviously, his make up artist is colorblind. You’ve seen his face.
She forgot to say that she saw him feeding the lepers.
Why it's sitting right here on my desk, hon! 😆
Can't hear way back here. Epstein _WHAT_?????
10 am? What's he doing up so early? Certainly not his hair.
My attention is freely given to this matter, no need to thank me.
Somebody is going to have to tell him the California is more than 14 years old.
He was about to convert to Islam in hopes of the 72 wives thing.
Many people are saying that Stormy got a ceasefire in less than 5 minutes.
Gotta keep these brief so her face doesn't fall off.
"Thees beegir then Kim said!!!"
Ignore her. She's obviously just trolling to get her own South Park episode.
Hole in one with the sofa every time though.
I'd call that 18.82 Scaramuccis.
Paging Temu Wo Fat, Paging Temu Wo Fat...
Somebody got a dry one.
Such exemplary leadership. And look where we are.
Did he immediately change his name to Shriveled Balls? CASE DISMISSED!
Deserves the Nobel more than Diaper J. Trump.
Almost as big as the one Melanie used on him.
Many people are saying that Diaper J. Trump douched this morning to prepare himself to be impaled by Putin.
I'm grappling with your use of the word "person" here.
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That's Diaper J. Trump.
$20 says the orange shitgibbon is tossing and turning thinking about this right now.
If true, he only needed one of those cocktail weenies.
Isn't that Moses Mike's thing? Oh, never mind. He parts the bodies of water.
Donald J. Trump. The "J" is for jpedophile.
Is that the kind that doesn't work without a pill?
At least he never fails to own it.
One would think that by now he'd have learned to STFU rather than to remove any doubt.
I'm not an underage Russian hooker though.
If he wants to pony up, I got a golden shower for him.
$5 says she has one that vibrates.
I can hear him. They couldn't get a helicopter up there?
Jake Tapper - new book.
Hold my shark. I mean battery.
Sorry, not sorry.
LFG!!!!!!!!!!!
Lindsey Graham has entered the chat.
Not sure about that, but he definitely invented the word covfefe.
I'm waiting to see that polaroid of #WetSpotDon.
P(edo)P(hile) Tapes.
Wonder what her lord and savior whose cross she continually bastardizes would think.
They spelled sturgeon incorrectly. Dead giveaway.
THEY'RE EATING THE HAIR PLUGS!!!
That's richer than Marco is liddle.
Before considering taking this statement seriously, I need to know whether or not she was wearing a cross at the time it was made.
Because nothing is coincidental.
Easy there. I'm not sensing any gratitude in your tone of voice.
We're I hired to be the sound person at this event, I would have mixed in a bit of helicopter noise for the full effect.
That ship sailed a long, long time ago.
There's a putty gwabber though.
Many people are saying that he was rejected by Satan.
Translation: He went there 28 times. Clinton didn't.
Too bad he can’t use bone spurs as an excuse for being a pedophile, huh?
The Satan we all know and love would never fuck around with a pedophile.
The good folks that he convinced that covid was a hoax would like a word.
Waiting on DOGE to chime in on this one.
If my math is correct, 1 of 1,000 is all we need to step forward and speak up.
One step at a time. He was just put in charge of the Strategic Baby Oil Reserve.
Many people are saying that one of his kids might have been an unwilling participant. You know how those high-stakes poker games go...there is absolutely a buy-in, if you get my drift.
Look, Carl - many people are saying that nobody has done more for the Indians than...well, you already know how the rest goes.
I'm on #TeamColbert.
Many people are saying that they taste so much better fried in bacon grease.
He should've went with another "They don't know what the F they're doing".
#TeamBigMac
He'll grow the moustache again and be just fine!
Hey JD, exactly *how* old is your couch?
He'll say someone signed his name with an autopen.
Epstein Birthday Letter > Kim Jong Un Love Letter Prove me wrong here.
Are the #EpsteinFiles coming in #TwoWeeks?
🎯🎯🎯
Am I watching Temu Squid Game?
He’s wearing kevlar leg warmers.
DOGE, after reviewing the potential cost of diapers, is recommending that a bidet be installed in his pants.