hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social)
I liked it more when we all thought he was dead.
Middle aged geek dad, he/him, trying to be funny and supportive. Loves comics, movies, LEGO, Battletech, and food.
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I liked it more when we all thought he was dead.
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hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social)
Slept in my Cure shirt and it was very peaceful as I dreamed a crow-like dream.
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent
It is. And itâs bigger than you can possibly imagine. Pretty good snacks tho.
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent
Very good. And humble is having a bundle for the books! www.humblebundle.com/books/martha...
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent
Thanks, I love them.
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent
Clone is still being toweled down and dressed. Stand by.
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent
Van Wendigo (@vanweezer.bsky.social) reposted
Going to be a really tight schedule today. 1:30 Eastern: clone comes out of bacta tank 2:00 Eastern: address the American people
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent
As much as I wish Bill was still around, I donât think thereâs any way he survives Bush II.
Ian Boudreau (@ianboudreau.com) reposted
I guess it's not really a new phenomenon
Karyna (@karyna.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
đłď¸ââ§ď¸ Perfidious Josephine Riesman (@josie.zone) reposted
Trump at 2pm Eastern today:
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent
Was still in season 1 when she soured us, but I loved how the eps were filmed.
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent
If he is, itâs only so he can do the opposite. :(
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent
Speed Racer believes in you. Or he hates you.
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent
Theyâre gonna do a fucking Supercut of him saying how great he is.
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent
I mean. If youâve got a bucket of the right shape, you could probably drown someone in a quart or so.
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social)
You can do a similar discussion with politics, and it might help get through to some of the less committed chuds that think they can have a world without politics.
Ian Riccaboni (@ianriccaboni.com) reposted
Pained me to make that joke but I want more people to know about this great album 30 years later and their great 2007 comeback album.
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent
Large wager on âyour beloved president has waged psychic war upon the woke lizard people, and won. But now he needs the Donnie-sleep.â
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent
10 years trying to get him to STFU and now he wonât say shit? Yeah, somethingâs up.
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent
Star Gary
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent
And if the spring is broken, just lifting the door by hand can ruin your back. DO NOT DO IT.
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent
Heâs not the end, but heâs a lot of the glue.
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent
We are waiting with bated breath and searching for every possible scrap of data. Iâm betting he had a stroke tho, and lost like half his bodily function.
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent
I love this for him. âOh shit, itâs a stroke, he needs a Gatorade enema!â
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent
Omg sheâs such a good floof!
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social)
Just over 4 hours to go. Come on, Labor Day. Letâs be poetic. Letâs be legendary.
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent
Negative, we are still in a holding pattern. Stand by on champagne until we have a clear sighting.
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent
Thatâs one of reasons I really liked the early part of War Games. It was âBatman had a plan, but someone else is doing it, badly.â
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent
Youâd think, but surprisingly no!
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent
I havenât seen this in decades, but it was a big hit in college.
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent
Blood alcohol level of âDO NOT LET THIS PERSON NEAR AN OPEN FLAME.â Has to be.
minty tear gas (@nihilamacabre.bsky.social) reposted
Somebody is throwing things out of a window of the White House wtaf
Tea Berry-Blue (@teaberryblue.net) reposted
Hey Bluesky! Iâm trying to find a new wallet! Anyone got recs? Here are my requirements: ânatural materials (leather, canvas, etc) âsmall enough to fit in a back pocket âlots of slots for cards âsee through slot for ID âpocket for cash âzippable change pocket âunder $50
Micah (@rincewind.run) reposted
Discworld QOTD, from Men at Arms
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent
I bet that was intentional.
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent
Theory-it was intentional. The kid who said it is the dumbass know-it-all tech bro. It was put in there deliberately to make us hate him more.
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social)
Good Omens book ON THE WAY!
RiotGrlErin (@riotgrlerin.bsky.social) reposted reply parent
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social)
I really want one more press conference where he brags about acing the cognitive tests and having a great physical. Then just turns to jelly live on tv like Senator Kelly in the X-Men movie.
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent
Hello there
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent
That sheep is fucking terrifying.
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social)
God just imagine if thereâs like a week-long Policide spree.
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent
God damn. Julia-and sheâs one of my faves-is lucky Aminata didnât just headbutt her. Sheâd still be picking up teeth.
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent
They were also the point at which shit went south for me. Specifically Attack of the Clones. Halfway through it I literally said âI could just be playing a video game.â
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent
Honey trap to take out someone who knows too much? God I love conspiracy theories when itâs bad people involved.
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social)
Oh look. The purges have started.
Simon HB (@norock.bsky.social) reposted
Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival
Jen GrĂźnwald (@jengrunwald.bsky.social) reposted
This whole thing is great but the highlighted bit made me laugh out loud. đ Marlon on Snoop:
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent
Act 3 suffers from having just too much stuff going on and the sense of running out of time. I still think itâs a stellar game overall, I just wish it had more time to soak in the city before having to finish the game.
The Corporate Power (@agp.ceo) reposted reply parent
guys he's fine, they just released this video of him
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent
After a certain point, entropy accelerates.
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent
Honestly, at least he just took the hint and left.
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent
Scotty Ray (@theterminizer.bsky.social) reposted
replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent
lol Iâm watching it now and I keep seeing you up there. Looks like it was a great show!
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent
Again?!
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent
Heâs got zero influence. Itâll be the finest flameout ever.
Alex Zalben (@azalben.bsky.social) reposted
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social)
Pack it up, gang. Put the champagne back on ice and roll the floats back. Good prep work, but itâs not time yet.
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent
Let us enjoy the jokes. Youâre right, but still.
Danielle Froom đłď¸âđ (@danifroom.bsky.social) reposted
You there, gay boy, did it happen yet
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent
Most fertilized memorial ever. The best flowers. The biggest shrubs.
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent
Scarlet already knows how to go for the throat and win. Sheâs about to be WEALTHY.
Ian Boudreau (@ianboudreau.com) reposted
Total Warhammer III is 70% off if you'd like more problems in your life
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent
His flameout is going to be so beautiful.
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent
Philo of Alexan (@philoof.bsky.social) reposted
Great. Who do we talk to about getting back the money that we overpaid for groceries because of illegal tariffs?
hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches (@riothobbit.bsky.social) reposted
Open the floodgates of blood
Preeti Chhibber (@runwithskizzers.bsky.social) reposted
đ they did, in fact, set the country on fire
eke (@eke.bsky.social) reposted
yo this guy is cooking
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent
There are rumors of one Kennedy who cannot die. Who is too pure for this world.
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent
âAccepting the lord as your savior takes a lot out of you. This baptism replenishes your electrolytes and your soul.â
La FirulĂĄis ÎÎ (@thegonzalez.bsky.social) reposted
Getting laid off this week, pals. If you, or someone you know need someone with eight years of working with kids in a museum setting, and hell of clerical experience, let me know.
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent
Heart wrenching moment of parental realization. Youâre not alone in it, but that doesnât make it any easier.
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social)
My god. My eyes.
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent
Not at all. Which I almost want to see. Trumpâs reign has basically been bluster and name recognition. Vance canât even scare a couch.
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent
The last act of Avatar 1 was beat for beat the end of the night elves campaign in Warcraft 3. These movies arenât anything new.
Jesse Hawken (@jessehawken.bsky.social) reposted
âThe only real politics I knew was that if a guy liked Hitler, Iâd beat the stuffing out of him and that would be it.â - Jack Kirby Happy birthday King
The World Is A Twiangle (@meangirl.space) reposted
Because it is, hope that helps.
Oregon đđ˛ (@oregonthedm.bsky.social) reposted
Good reflection of the Space
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent
They also make it painfully easy to gatekeep and ânuh UH!â discussions.
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent
I can see the point, but the autist in me loves stats and numbers and stuff. Assigning order to the chaos makes me feel more in control. But as a mature person, âjust tell good stories and donât worry about it too muchâ is a much happier view.
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent
Crowd was hot as hell, too. Great job all.
Nothings Monstered (@nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social) reposted
1800 block of South Western Avenue in Chicago
Martha Wells (@marthawells.com) reposted
Re-upping this again, please spread far and wide:
Ruth Zakarin (@ruthz.bsky.social) reposted
The constant question to ask with this administration is whether the action theyâre taking actually works to keep people safe. The answer will always be no. For them itâs never about safety and always about power and control. But we have to keep asking the question and keep centering safety.
hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent
Lift with your legs, not your back.