Profile banner
Profile picture

hesster56.bsky.social

@hesster56.bsky.social

Middle aged geek dad, he/him, trying to be funny and supportive. Loves comics, movies, LEGO, Battletech, and food.

created November 25, 2024

447 followers 1,091 following 2,219 posts

view profile on Bluesky

Posts

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social)

I liked it more when we all thought he was dead.

2/9/2025, 11:39:21 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture dr. hazel 🐝 (@hazelmonforton.com) reposted

My contract with Blizzard ends in one month. I'm still looking for a fulltime role as a senior writer or narrative designer! If you need someone who can write poetic prose, emotive dialogue, and sharp stories, I'm here. ✨

2/9/2025, 6:26:18 PM | 546 320 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social)

Slept in my Cure shirt and it was very peaceful as I dreamed a crow-like dream.

2/9/2025, 10:43:44 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent

It is. And it’s bigger than you can possibly imagine. Pretty good snacks tho.

2/9/2025, 10:34:01 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent

Very good. And humble is having a bundle for the books! www.humblebundle.com/books/martha...

2/9/2025, 10:20:18 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent

Thanks, I love them.

2/9/2025, 6:14:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oregon 🕎🎲 (@oregonthedm.bsky.social) reposted

Bless the timeline Idk who the artist is sadly

image
2/9/2025, 6:13:50 PM | 39 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent

Clone is still being toweled down and dressed. Stand by.

2/9/2025, 6:07:40 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent

2/9/2025, 5:12:24 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Van Wendigo (@vanweezer.bsky.social) reposted

Going to be a really tight schedule today. 1:30 Eastern: clone comes out of bacta tank 2:00 Eastern: address the American people

2/9/2025, 11:25:42 AM | 35 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent

As much as I wish Bill was still around, I don’t think there’s any way he survives Bush II.

2/9/2025, 4:01:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Boudreau (@ianboudreau.com) reposted

I guess it's not really a new phenomenon

2/9/2025, 4:00:03 PM | 34 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Karyna (@karyna.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Fallout NV quest text:
2/9/2025, 10:34:18 AM | 273 58 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture 🏳️‍⚧️ Perfidious Josephine Riesman (@josie.zone) reposted

Trump at 2pm Eastern today:

2/9/2025, 8:49:16 AM | 334 69 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent

Was still in season 1 when she soured us, but I loved how the eps were filmed.

2/9/2025, 2:18:46 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent

If he is, it’s only so he can do the opposite. :(

2/9/2025, 1:52:14 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent

Speed Racer believes in you. Or he hates you.

2/9/2025, 1:51:10 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent

They’re gonna do a fucking Supercut of him saying how great he is.

2/9/2025, 1:35:56 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent

I mean. If you’ve got a bucket of the right shape, you could probably drown someone in a quart or so.

2/9/2025, 1:29:46 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lily Baker (@lilybaker.bsky.social) reposted

Everyone wish him luck, folks

Death at the Claw Machine meme A cartoon figure of the grim reaper, stands at a claw machine filled with people. One is held by a claw of the machine as though about to be dropped into the prize area. Death's skull has been drawn to look excited.
2/9/2025, 12:35:15 PM | 89 11 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social)

You can do a similar discussion with politics, and it might help get through to some of the less committed chuds that think they can have a world without politics.

2/9/2025, 11:42:55 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Riccaboni (@ianriccaboni.com) reposted

Pained me to make that joke but I want more people to know about this great album 30 years later and their great 2007 comeback album.

2/9/2025, 11:38:33 AM | 57 6 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent

Large wager on “your beloved president has waged psychic war upon the woke lizard people, and won. But now he needs the Donnie-sleep.”

2/9/2025, 11:20:39 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Cooper Lund (@cooperlund.online) reposted

Jesus Christ

image
2/9/2025, 2:31:22 AM | 2812 508 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent

10 years trying to get him to STFU and now he won’t say shit? Yeah, something’s up.

2/9/2025, 1:22:56 AM | 139 3 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent

Star Gary

2/9/2025, 12:41:54 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent

And if the spring is broken, just lifting the door by hand can ruin your back. DO NOT DO IT.

2/9/2025, 12:21:48 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s not the end, but he’s a lot of the glue.

2/9/2025, 12:17:04 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent

We are waiting with bated breath and searching for every possible scrap of data. I’m betting he had a stroke tho, and lost like half his bodily function.

2/9/2025, 12:14:38 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent

I love this for him. “Oh shit, it’s a stroke, he needs a Gatorade enema!”

1/9/2025, 11:52:57 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent

Omg she’s such a good floof!

1/9/2025, 11:47:22 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social)

Just over 4 hours to go. Come on, Labor Day. Let’s be poetic. Let’s be legendary.

1/9/2025, 11:43:37 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent

And also to you.

image
1/9/2025, 11:36:56 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent

Negative, we are still in a holding pattern. Stand by on champagne until we have a clear sighting.

1/9/2025, 11:36:22 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent

That’s one of reasons I really liked the early part of War Games. It was “Batman had a plan, but someone else is doing it, badly.”

1/9/2025, 11:35:02 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent

You’d think, but surprisingly no!

1/9/2025, 11:30:17 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent

I haven’t seen this in decades, but it was a big hit in college.

1/9/2025, 10:24:28 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent

Blood alcohol level of “DO NOT LET THIS PERSON NEAR AN OPEN FLAME.” Has to be.

1/9/2025, 10:01:08 PM | 10 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture minty tear gas (@nihilamacabre.bsky.social) reposted

Somebody is throwing things out of a window of the White House wtaf

1/9/2025, 6:08:11 PM | 7312 2010 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Tea Berry-Blue (@teaberryblue.net) reposted

Hey Bluesky! I’m trying to find a new wallet! Anyone got recs? Here are my requirements: —natural materials (leather, canvas, etc) —small enough to fit in a back pocket —lots of slots for cards —see through slot for ID —pocket for cash —zippable change pocket —under $50

1/9/2025, 7:54:04 PM | 20 10 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Micah (@rincewind.run) reposted

Discworld QOTD, from Men at Arms

1/9/2025, 5:09:36 PM | 1563 530 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent

I bet that was intentional.

1/9/2025, 4:55:00 PM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent

Theory-it was intentional. The kid who said it is the dumbass know-it-all tech bro. It was put in there deliberately to make us hate him more.

1/9/2025, 4:54:39 PM | 43 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social)

Good Omens book ON THE WAY!

1/9/2025, 2:04:32 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture RiotGrlErin (@riotgrlerin.bsky.social) reposted reply parent

Like Skywalker as the Joker was not on my bingo card or whatever that saying in 2020 was.
1/9/2025, 1:44:17 PM | 83 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social)

I really want one more press conference where he brags about acing the cognitive tests and having a great physical. Then just turns to jelly live on tv like Senator Kelly in the X-Men movie.

1/9/2025, 1:15:18 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent

Hello there

1/9/2025, 1:46:32 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent

That sheep is fucking terrifying.

1/9/2025, 1:43:51 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Josephus Brown (@josephusbrown.bsky.social) reposted

Stole this but it’s mine now

Official Statement For Immediate Release On the evening of August 30, 2025 after taking a wrong turn somewhere near Albuquerque, Mayor Giuliani was involved in a motor vehicle accident. He was flagged down by a giant male rabbit dressed up as an attractive female rabbit who identified themself as having witnessed a
31/8/2025, 11:04:30 PM | 215 66 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social)

God just imagine if there’s like a week-long Policide spree.

1/9/2025, 1:00:03 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent

God damn. Julia-and she’s one of my faves-is lucky Aminata didn’t just headbutt her. She’d still be picking up teeth.

1/9/2025, 12:58:30 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent

They were also the point at which shit went south for me. Specifically Attack of the Clones. Halfway through it I literally said “I could just be playing a video game.”

31/8/2025, 11:11:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent

Honey trap to take out someone who knows too much? God I love conspiracy theories when it’s bad people involved.

31/8/2025, 9:11:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social)

Oh look. The purges have started.

31/8/2025, 9:08:06 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Simon HB (@norock.bsky.social) reposted

Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival

BBC News headline: Frankenstein is monster success at Venice film festival
31/8/2025, 12:07:55 PM | 24558 4633 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jen GrĂźnwald (@jengrunwald.bsky.social) reposted

This whole thing is great but the highlighted bit made me laugh out loud. 😂 Marlon on Snoop:

image
31/8/2025, 3:47:34 AM | 15798 4476 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent

Act 3 suffers from having just too much stuff going on and the sense of running out of time. I still think it’s a stellar game overall, I just wish it had more time to soak in the city before having to finish the game.

30/8/2025, 9:06:06 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The Corporate Power (@agp.ceo) reposted reply parent

guys he's fine, they just released this video of him

30/8/2025, 8:32:01 PM | 1082 232 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent

After a certain point, entropy accelerates.

30/8/2025, 9:03:00 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent

Honestly, at least he just took the hint and left.

30/8/2025, 9:01:22 PM | 21 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent

30/8/2025, 7:08:19 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Lar deSouza (@lartist.bsky.social) reposted

Cartoon: Clots and Prayers. Now with bruising :)

cartoon: a pair of tiny hands are clasped in prayer. The hand facing us has a large purple bruise - possibly from too much hand shaking. Caption: Clots and Prayers
30/8/2025, 6:59:14 PM | 140 22 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Scotty Ray (@theterminizer.bsky.social) reposted

replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names

Batman punching Cesar Romero Joker with the word Batman punching the Penguin with the word Robin punching some henchman in a red and grey striped shirt with the word Batman punching some henchman in a blue and grey striped shirt in front of a shelf of books about the Incas with the word
30/8/2025, 3:34:32 AM | 5671 1719 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent

lol I’m watching it now and I keep seeing you up there. Looks like it was a great show!

30/8/2025, 4:01:52 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent

Again?!

30/8/2025, 1:24:46 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent

He’s got zero influence. It’ll be the finest flameout ever.

30/8/2025, 1:24:34 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Alex Zalben (@azalben.bsky.social) reposted

30/8/2025, 1:02:37 PM | 248 40 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social)

Pack it up, gang. Put the champagne back on ice and roll the floats back. Good prep work, but it’s not time yet.

30/8/2025, 12:57:45 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent

Let us enjoy the jokes. You’re right, but still.

30/8/2025, 12:52:06 PM | 17 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent

The trans Pride Urbanmech salutes you!

Urban mech painted in trans pride colors
30/8/2025, 12:48:30 PM | 28 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Danielle Froom 🏳️‍🌈 (@danifroom.bsky.social) reposted

You there, gay boy, did it happen yet

Muppet Christmas Carol: Scrooge calls down to the bunny kid in the street.
30/8/2025, 3:58:30 AM | 4746 1012 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Guy Fawkes News (@guyfawkesnews.bsky.social) reposted

🤭🧡

image
30/8/2025, 12:39:45 PM | 66 7 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent

Most fertilized memorial ever. The best flowers. The biggest shrubs.

30/8/2025, 12:43:38 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent

Scarlet already knows how to go for the throat and win. She’s about to be WEALTHY.

30/8/2025, 12:17:12 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ian Boudreau (@ianboudreau.com) reposted

Total Warhammer III is 70% off if you'd like more problems in your life

30/8/2025, 12:15:30 AM | 43 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Erin Biba (@erinbiba.bsky.social) reposted

This one is only for Blueskyers of a certain age.

A drawing of a horse. The front half of the horse is black. The back half of the horse is white. The tail is black. Text reads: I defragged my zebra
29/8/2025, 8:04:36 PM | 6558 1315 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent

His flameout is going to be so beautiful.

29/8/2025, 10:47:15 PM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent

29/8/2025, 10:43:29 PM | 12 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Philo of Alexan (@philoof.bsky.social) reposted

Great. Who do we talk to about getting back the money that we overpaid for groceries because of illegal tariffs?

29/8/2025, 10:40:29 PM | 29 9 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Chip bitney (@fragboner.bsky.social) reposted

Cawneighhhh

zagreus it's friday! post horse mouth bird zagreus
29/8/2025, 7:36:28 PM | 25 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hot dogs are charcuterie sandwiches (@riothobbit.bsky.social) reposted

Open the floodgates of blood

29/8/2025, 3:42:30 PM | 25 5 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Preeti Chhibber (@runwithskizzers.bsky.social) reposted

😭 they did, in fact, set the country on fire

29/8/2025, 1:38:55 PM | 72 8 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture eke (@eke.bsky.social) reposted

yo this guy is cooking

29/8/2025, 12:31:31 PM | 5516 1581 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent

There are rumors of one Kennedy who cannot die. Who is too pure for this world.

29/8/2025, 1:11:53 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent

“Accepting the lord as your savior takes a lot out of you. This baptism replenishes your electrolytes and your soul.”

29/8/2025, 1:06:59 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture La Firuláis ΘΔ (@thegonzalez.bsky.social) reposted

Getting laid off this week, pals. If you, or someone you know need someone with eight years of working with kids in a museum setting, and hell of clerical experience, let me know.

28/8/2025, 9:51:36 PM | 98 56 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent

Heart wrenching moment of parental realization. You’re not alone in it, but that doesn’t make it any easier.

29/8/2025, 3:02:21 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social)

My god. My eyes.

29/8/2025, 2:56:26 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent

Not at all. Which I almost want to see. Trump’s reign has basically been bluster and name recognition. Vance can’t even scare a couch.

28/8/2025, 11:00:09 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent

The last act of Avatar 1 was beat for beat the end of the night elves campaign in Warcraft 3. These movies aren’t anything new.

28/8/2025, 10:25:23 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Jesse Hawken (@jessehawken.bsky.social) reposted

“The only real politics I knew was that if a guy liked Hitler, I’d beat the stuffing out of him and that would be it.” - Jack Kirby Happy birthday King

28/8/2025, 8:46:44 PM | 2923 956 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture The World Is A Twiangle (@meangirl.space) reposted

Because it is, hope that helps.

28/8/2025, 4:39:43 PM | 337 77 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Oregon 🕎🎲 (@oregonthedm.bsky.social) reposted

Good reflection of the Space

28/8/2025, 5:54:00 PM | 96 14 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent

They also make it painfully easy to gatekeep and “nuh UH!” discussions.

28/8/2025, 4:35:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent

I can see the point, but the autist in me loves stats and numbers and stuff. Assigning order to the chaos makes me feel more in control. But as a mature person, “just tell good stories and don’t worry about it too much” is a much happier view.

28/8/2025, 4:33:05 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent

Crowd was hot as hell, too. Great job all.

28/8/2025, 4:30:44 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Nothings Monstered (@nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social) reposted

1800 block of South Western Avenue in Chicago

Three images of street art in Pilsen. First shows Superman punching an ICE agent in paramilitary uniform. Second shows that somebody covered over Superman with black paint Third shows the artist went back and, in place of Superman, he painted Superman's dog Krypto pissing on the ICE agent.
16/8/2025, 8:28:41 PM | 5709 1912 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Martha Wells (@marthawells.com) reposted

Re-upping this again, please spread far and wide:

28/8/2025, 2:55:28 PM | 762 557 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Ruth Zakarin (@ruthz.bsky.social) reposted

The constant question to ask with this administration is whether the action they’re taking actually works to keep people safe. The answer will always be no. For them it’s never about safety and always about power and control. But we have to keep asking the question and keep centering safety.

28/8/2025, 12:26:31 PM | 406 119 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture hesster56.bsky.social (@hesster56.bsky.social) reply parent

Lift with your legs, not your back.

28/8/2025, 11:56:26 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view