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reading this felt like discovering one of those tribes of people who have had no contact with the outside world
![Bex Luther@superbreeze.bsky.social • 23h I'm thinking of having a 50th birthday party, inviting everyone I know (most of whom have no idea about Bex), and just presenting them with me in this dress. Is this the worst idea anyone has ever had? [photo of a woman in a dress] Kate Fairweather @katefx.bsky.social Well, I think Palestinian genocide is a little worse... September 1, 2025 at 10:47 AM](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:g2p3bnbzcvcbohfpvjxfazqv/bafkreibgywewetn2bn5yr5gyfxhabfnyzjizek7yqba7xeraa2p6n7eqgy@jpeg "Click to view full size")
When Nate Silver continues his obsessions with the website
Somebody is throwing things out of a window of the White House wtaf
i blame the NCIS industrial complex for people thinking you can enhance an image by feeding it to a computer and saying "computer, enhance"
AI grifter scammed their way into Dragon Con. The staff had them escorted out, lmao you love to see it
Happy Labor Day 🙂
Finished the beading >:]
Wow this blew up. Free Palestine and fuck Gavin Newsom
Drawing is my only reason to exist. Please help me buy a knew apple pencil: ko-fi.com/zal_cryptid
Rudy Giuliani happened to be in the middle of one of his favorite pastimes - RESPECTING WOMEN - when he suddenly broke every single bone in his body. Please do not call and ask any questions because his business partner is taking care of him ❤️
i, for one, am greatly heartened that someone who is inexplicably still in a voluntary business partnership with rudy giuliani at this point in his life is overseeing his care
Must be Gruden’s favorite golf outfit since he wore it last week at Trump’s club in Virginia.
homeschoolers smugmuggin their own outcomes, wild stuff
Evi Kira, wearing her evil pants from Deep Space Nine.
Sometimes we’re unsatisfied with a thing we made because when it only existed in our head, we saw all the things it could have been and when it’s done we know all the things that it isn’t, but we can’t see the way it expands into a million new things when someone else unpacks it in their head. 🖊️🦑
I mean … it’s a Lot
Whenever I think about this I post it again because it makes me laugh every time
We used to be a proper society
This deleted (but archived) Truth Social post of Trump's from Thursday night is like something out of Twin Peaks: media-cdn.factba.se/realdonaldtr...
honestly it rules that every social media site ginned up death rumors that forced the White House to do a proof of life deal where Trump looks even more like a wadded up gym towel than usual bsky.app/profile/coop...
Looking healthy and normal sir 🫡
trumpwatch is the bluesky version of buying a powerball ticket. It's not about the odds, it's about the dream
Laura Loomer is threatening jokes about Trump being dead because she has to delay the truth coming out: Secret Service agents found Donald Trump trapped between the toilet and wall. He slid off, got pinned between the two, and asphyxiated from the pressure. Agents describe his body as "in a bra."
mcdonald’s flags flying at half mast
Just to be safe in 2028 we should elect a third dying guy as president
“Despite Trump Dying From Heart Failure, It Was Really Death By A Million Cuts On Bluesky”
my favorite fact about james garfield's death is that alexander graham bell invented the metal detector specifically to try to find the bullet in him. this also didn't work
Loomer is not happy with all the people on Twitter joking about it.
can’t believe we’re gonna have a First Couch
melania constantly refreshing the tl
I dunno when my dad was unresponsive they told us to play his favorite music
For the record I don't think he's dead because nobody has stumbled upon Melania's freshly-made Raya profile yet
My Bluesky timeline is so divided.
Thread. The standard we walk past is the standard we accept.
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The stepfather, the mother, & all the state & municipal officials that set the conditions for this to happen should all be prosecuted & punished so publicly & severely it will serve as a warning & lesson for hundreds of years.
donald trump has died
Harry Morey Callahan (1912-1999)
WHY IS SEXY WATTO EVERYWHERE!?
Was rummaging through old articles and found this one of Demetre Daskalakis. Apparently, back in 2013, he went to New York City's gay sex clubs and bathhouses and administered meningitis vaccines and helped beat an outbreak.
これは僕が喋っています。がんぼるぞい。 translation: This is me speaking.
Them: “Cities are all rotting hellscapes!” Cities:
Labubu is French for "The bubu"
my dog won't stop FRACKING he spends all of his free time FRACKING
What people think they 80s were like versus what the 80s was actually like.
this site is bad! it's going to fail! its user base has plateaued! it's not making any money! nobody here is smart except for me! everybody here is stupid! nobody is having any good discussions! i don't like being here! ok that's it for now. be back in 90 minutes
Apparently I have accidentally drawn a Brazilian Supreme Court judge
ALIENS cost less than 20 million to make, which adjusted for inflation is still less than 60 million. It still looks incredible. In a hundred years nobody will know what AVATAR is.
"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.
its been like a week since we found out meta was encouraging sexual discussions between its chatbot and children and now we learn openai encouraged and helped plan suicide and no one is doing anything about it
At least Wafer Bucket hasn't caved on their rebranding
He needed a proper entrance theme
Well, one thing I can say about my new job is that the bathroom lighting is great
Reminded me of one of the best posts of all time
Hero jury saves hoagie hurler from legal grinder www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...
Andor teaches us that rebellion doesn’t have to be big feats of heroism. Sometimes it can just be doing your job really poorly.
We were going to do another big marketing stunt for THE TOXIC AVENGER UNRATED. Instead, Toxie, whose life was upended by crushing medical bills, has joined forces with Undue Medical Debt to erase at least $5 million in un-payable medical debt for those who need it most. Learn more:
Update: it got funny again
Something about the current framing of this as "fandom drama" isn't sitting right with me at all either. Drama is two podcasters I hate fighting with each other, not a guy getting groped en masse
Antifa greetings be like:
Yeah, we’d be fighting. www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
Wow. Who knew animated films could have mass appeal. Gee whiz it's almost like the female poc director was able to make the film she wanted to make and her vision flourished/grew in the hands of skilled artists, animators, musicians and actors without Ai being shoved down their collective throats.
we’ve truly entered the american century of humiliation
His wish came true
an appropriate response to your product killing a child after months of psychological manipulation and torture is to take the product off the market before it kills again and the fact that this isn’t universally accepted right now is incredibly frightening
it’s funny how the world’s quivering-Pekingese-hearted big white dudes who have never left the country usually, in my experience, feel like American Jesus has imbued them with the sacred duty to inform people like me about how we’ll get murdered instantly if we go anywhere without an armed chaperone
This article just reminded me of this old tweet
This guy is going to be married to the richest woman in the world
I believe the technical term for this is "a boo boo"
"Ozma: The Trans Witch of Oz" is 80% funded in 24 hours! 🏳️⚧️ Ozma is one of the strongest Trans allegories in fiction -- a lost princess who grows up as the "wrong gender" due to a spell from Mombi, the Wicked Witch of the North. (1/3)
EXCERPT FROM MY UPCOMING NETFLIX SERIES "SERF'S UP," ABOUT A MEDIEVAL TEENAGE PEASANT TRANSPORTED TO THE MODERN ERA JENNY ORTEGA-TYPE LOVE INTEREST: (witheringly) You like farming? SERF JOHNNY: Call that field skibidi the way I toil it
I'm genuinely glad for Canada and this is a smart business play by Moderna but it also stings when you consider the Moderna vaccine exists because of $10 billion dollars of US taxpayer money. And RFK Jr. might kill our access.
5 days to hit my target. please help.
Many of the replies talk about his marriage to his ex-wife's daughter. Which is, of course, fucking gross. But let's not forget that he was credibly accused of molesting his own daughter when she was a young child.
You‘d think the centrists and establishment people would all be going apeshit for Pritzker because they’re always looking for a new John D Rockefeller but I get the sense that they haven’t thrown in with him because he’s a little fight-y and not obsessed with bipartisanship
People are shouting "LOOK HE'S THE BEST WE CAN DO" about the Governor of California, meanwhile the Governor of Illinois is out here talking like John Wick while *also* standing up for trans people.
Imagining John Taffer storming in here and bursting a blood vessel while he listens to this guy talk about his business plan
Imagine failing to climb a tree so badly that you draw a crowd of apes that have come out in sympathy.
If I apply to this job and get it you guys can't get mad at me because I'm going to try to tank his NYT gig from the inside
The Golden Trio Photocards
it's crazy that being like "how do i explain gay couples to my kids?" isn't an unthinkably embarrassing to say in 2025. it's actually incredibly easy to explain, that should be like indignantly saying "how am I supposed to explain to my kids where the sun goes at night? did a bird steal it?!"
Ok, you know why I don’t like Gavin Newsom? You know how in While You Were Sleeping, Peter Gallagher’s family all talks about how he rescued a nest of baby birds as a kid, and later he admits he knocked their nest out of the tree with a rock, then made sure everyone saw him rescue it? That’s Gavin.
Newsom isn't a hero or a leader. He's certainly not your friend, or even an ally. He's potentially useful. Potentially useful is good! Useful politicians are very very few and far between right now. But don't think for a second it's something else.