Rudy Giuliani happened to be in the middle of one of his favorite pastimes - RESPECTING WOMEN - when he suddenly broke every single bone in his body. Please do not call and ask any questions because his business partner is taking care of him ❤️
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Rudy was found in back seat with his hand down his pants
aug 31, 2025, 11:15 pm • 4 0 • view
What, not even a press conference at Four Seasons Landscaping?
sep 1, 2025, 12:59 pm • 0 0 • view
Roger Ailes fell and hit his head
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Giuliani gets a call from his business partner. www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdVk...
aug 31, 2025, 9:34 pm • 21 2 • view
Why all the cackling? It’s clear as mud, and Mikey “Muffuletta” Ragusa is on it: “…The car that Giuliani was riding in on Saturday night was hit from behind at high speed, said Giuliani’s head of security, Michael Ragusa…” \1 www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
sep 1, 2025, 12:44 pm • 0 0 • view
“…Earlier that evening, Giuliani had stopped to assist a woman who flagged him down….” No lacunae there! “Ragusa said she was a victim of domestic violence and that Giuliani contacted the police and remained at the scene until law enforcement arrived.” And then, BANG! See, it all adds up. \2
sep 1, 2025, 12:44 pm • 0 0 • view
Um ok, what did I miss 🤔
aug 31, 2025, 9:05 pm • 1 0 • view
This bsky.app/profile/phil...
aug 31, 2025, 9:22 pm • 12 2 • view
Oh my, being a former NH'ite, I should send my thoughts and prayers... going to go look for them now! Thank you for updating me... I'm in such a good mood, must be Karma. Update: I'm all out of thoughts and prayers...
aug 31, 2025, 9:27 pm • 16 0 • view
See, most thoughts and prayers are actually imported from somewhere that gives a shit. And ya know, tariffs and all…
aug 31, 2025, 9:47 pm • 13 0 • view
Most Excellent Post! 🤣🤣🤣
aug 31, 2025, 9:53 pm • 3 0 • view
It's _so hard_ to tell what's a parody these days
aug 31, 2025, 11:15 pm • 2 0 • view
Oh shit, a parody, and I wasted my time looking for thoughts and prayers... couldn't find any!
aug 31, 2025, 11:26 pm • 0 0 • view
Remember Borat?
aug 31, 2025, 9:04 pm • 16 0 • view
I expect an update any minute from The Four Seasons (landscaping)
aug 31, 2025, 10:51 pm • 12 0 • view
sep 1, 2025, 12:23 am • 20 0 • view
That’s good, very good.
sep 1, 2025, 1:27 am • 4 0 • view
sep 1, 2025, 12:48 pm • 1 0 • view
Taking care of him or ‘taking care of him’?
aug 31, 2025, 10:30 pm • 3 0 • view
I wonder if it smeared the shoe polish on his hair.
sep 1, 2025, 3:20 am • 2 0 • view
Do we have his phone number? I’d love to ring him up.
sep 1, 2025, 5:28 am • 1 0 • view
😆
sep 1, 2025, 9:42 am • 0 0 • view
And the woman was of age, they'll have you know!
sep 1, 2025, 12:33 am • 1 0 • view
was it a fourth floor car accident, those Russians really know how to accident, is mega in training~~
sep 1, 2025, 4:19 am • 1 0 • view
One of the first things to occur to me was, no friends, no family, just a business partner and a (presumably well paid) doctor. The only people who give a shit about his well-being are those to whom he pays money.
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aug 31, 2025, 9:45 pm • 7 0 • view
I'm sorry, but you can't fracture a spine you don't have.
aug 31, 2025, 10:56 pm • 62 1 • view
Perhaps it was merely the coccyx?
sep 1, 2025, 12:19 am • 15 0 • view
(🎩 ;)
sep 1, 2025, 1:48 am • 0 0 • view
You made me cough and laugh and cough some more. Thanks a lot
sep 1, 2025, 12:51 am • 0 0 • view
Here’s the press release from the police. Nothing Giuliani or his team says can be believed without confirmation. www.nhsp.dos.nh.gov/news-and-med...
sep 1, 2025, 12:08 am • 10 0 • view
“Troopers were investigating a reported domestic violence incident on Interstate 93 southbound in Manchester when a two-vehicle crash occurred across from them on the northbound side of the interstate. As a result of the collision, both vehicles went into the median and were heavily damaged.”
sep 1, 2025, 6:09 am • 3 0 • view
That official statement seems only to tell a small part of the story
aug 31, 2025, 10:36 pm • 5 0 • view
It is a very odd statement indeed! Prior to that, Mayor Giuliani stopped to help a woman weeping alone, who found she was in some difficulty crossing the road, and gave her a lift home.
sep 1, 2025, 7:20 am • 2 0 • view
😂
aug 31, 2025, 8:58 pm • 2 0 • view
If he had been in jail wherre he belongs, this would not have happened.
aug 31, 2025, 10:02 pm • 61 1 • view
Thoughts and Brakes.
aug 31, 2025, 8:59 pm • 20 1 • view
Hope he broke his dick.
sep 1, 2025, 4:04 am • 0 0 • view
Can't if you don't have one.
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aug 31, 2025, 10:19 pm • 30 0 • view
sep 1, 2025, 4:18 am • 0 0 • view
Respecting women? Is that sarcasm?
aug 31, 2025, 9:45 pm • 2 0 • view
I think it's the archaic usage synonymous with "regarding".
aug 31, 2025, 9:48 pm • 2 0 • view
aug 31, 2025, 10:29 pm • 4 0 • view
Sensational! One of my favourite characters and lines.😂🤣
sep 1, 2025, 2:27 am • 1 0 • view
Hey boss what do you want me to do about all that blood and wine on the hood of your car?
aug 31, 2025, 11:10 pm • 5 0 • view
Omg you made my sides hurt lolll
aug 31, 2025, 8:46 pm • 3 0 • view
I'm sure his boner is just fine.
sep 1, 2025, 12:06 pm • 0 0 • view
I love this being the post that makes me find out something happened to him.
aug 31, 2025, 9:52 pm • 22 0 • view
Please ignore the heavy Russian accent of the "business partner".
aug 31, 2025, 8:53 pm • 73 2 • view
first time a non sequitur ever killed a guy
sep 1, 2025, 4:08 am • 2 0 • view
We’re not buying it. Something smells. Why the hell was he in Manchester NH? Really weird.
aug 31, 2025, 10:58 pm • 6 0 • view
Why is he ever anywhere? Why can't he nowhere, or at least in the fire pits of eternal suffering?
sep 1, 2025, 7:42 am • 0 0 • view
No one should ever be in Manchester NH
sep 1, 2025, 3:54 am • 1 0 • view
So he was drunk and hit something and ended up in a hospital? Got it
sep 1, 2025, 12:23 am • 3 1 • view
sep 1, 2025, 4:01 am • 0 0 • view
Hahahahaha
aug 31, 2025, 8:49 pm • 0 0 • view
Jealous partner perhaps?
aug 31, 2025, 10:27 pm • 0 0 • view
He survived a suicide
sep 1, 2025, 11:33 am • 0 0 • view
So what did you all have for lunch today? I had tots and pears. 😉
sep 1, 2025, 12:43 am • 2 0 • view
Per local newscasts, There were two distinctly independent things. We're supposed to believe that at 10 PM at night on I-93, HE was flagged down by a woman allegedly involved in a domestic violence incident. Accident occurred after they had reentered the highway. Portrayal of him as a hero???
sep 1, 2025, 10:14 am • 0 0 • view
He wants you to know he was not drunk.
aug 31, 2025, 11:32 pm • 8 0 • view
On the bright side now, he has to be in a diaper and lay in bed in his piss
sep 1, 2025, 8:27 am • 0 0 • view
Sounds legit.
sep 1, 2025, 4:34 am • 0 0 • view
Thank you, that was absolutely glorious.
sep 1, 2025, 11:10 am • 0 0 • view
Ok so can someone tell me what happened please?? He HATES me lol me blocked me on shttr couple yrs ago
sep 1, 2025, 12:17 am • 0 0 • view
Oh and I despise the pedomf
sep 1, 2025, 12:18 am • 0 0 • view
i keep re-reading this and laughing anew
sep 1, 2025, 5:00 am • 24 0 • view
me too!
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sep 1, 2025, 5:02 am • 1 0 • view
Seatbelts save lives...just not this time
sep 1, 2025, 3:57 am • 1 0 • view
Wait, what? Was the car crash thing bullshit, then?
aug 31, 2025, 8:58 pm • 0 0 • view
T&P
aug 31, 2025, 9:36 pm • 0 0 • view
His business partner being the only person who cares if he lives or dies does ring true, like Scrooge signing Marley's death certificate. Hrm... "Ragusa signed it; and Ragusa's name was good upon 'change, for anything he chose to put his hand to"
sep 1, 2025, 8:45 am • 0 0 • view
Oh, you mean *this* Rudy Giuliani, who was undoing his pants with whom he thought was an underage girl in Borat 2? Fucker deserved it.
sep 1, 2025, 12:13 am • 12 0 • view
Rudy Giuliani had a car crash at night. Alcohol was not involved in any way. We fucking swear.
aug 31, 2025, 9:45 pm • 43 1 • view
Neither were professional companions of any kind.
sep 1, 2025, 3:57 am • 11 0 • view
business partner is taking care of him 🕵️
aug 31, 2025, 10:00 pm • 2 0 • view
And the GoFundMe page is up in 3, 2, 1
sep 1, 2025, 6:24 am • 0 0 • view
aug 31, 2025, 8:43 pm • 6 0 • view
📌
sep 1, 2025, 6:50 am • 0 0 • view
Note his current explanation. It will change over time and he will not want to be reminded of that.
sep 1, 2025, 3:59 am • 2 0 • view
❤️👍
aug 31, 2025, 11:04 pm • 0 0 • view
👍❤️
aug 31, 2025, 11:04 pm • 0 0 • view
Curb crawling again and a pimp got mad?
aug 31, 2025, 10:12 pm • 2 0 • view
He was respecting a female cousin when he was unexpectedly struck from behind.
sep 1, 2025, 4:59 am • 0 0 • view
Eh, shit happens to shit.
sep 1, 2025, 12:10 am • 1 0 • view
Another Trump associate being wiped off the map...hmmmm makes you wonder? Ya think they tried to epstein him?
aug 31, 2025, 9:41 pm • 16 0 • view