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Coffee and chocolate consumer, scifi and fantasy writer on the side. My books have a tiny bit of crazy gender stuff going on - definitely avoid if you're MAGA. πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ Ongoing stories, free tier available: https://www.patreon.com/c/user?u=32955303

created October 28, 2024

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Thank you!

1/9/2025, 9:33:50 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What kind of deer is this? I've never seen antlers like that! Reminds me of a moose.

1/9/2025, 8:05:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Moose are very dark colored. This guy almost looks half moose.

1/9/2025, 8:05:25 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Why? Just because the president has advancing dementia? What possible harm could he cause???

1/9/2025, 6:44:16 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Woohoo!

1/9/2025, 6:32:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"To use your assault weapon as a medical device, simply place it against the pathogen you wish to eradicate. Click the safety off. Pull the trigger. Warning: do not attempt to eradicate pathogens that are in or on human bodies. This will cause severe harm to the patient."

30/8/2025, 5:17:11 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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No matter what else, that's gross and I feel bad for her.

30/8/2025, 5:13:07 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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29/8/2025, 3:52:03 PM | 13942 3293 | View on Bluesky | view

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Congrats!

30/8/2025, 1:25:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hidingfromyou (@hfyou.bsky.social) reply parent

Wow. That's quite the message to send to your worshippers. "If you die fighting my enemies, we'll support your family." Damn.

30/8/2025, 1:25:08 AM | 23 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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omg, I LOVE your name!!! as to shadowban, I can't speak to that, sorry. Just really, really love your name!

29/8/2025, 8:28:23 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That certainly seems to be the case.

24/8/2025, 6:42:56 AM | 27 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Man, he is a big man. Happy anniversary!

22/8/2025, 3:39:11 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just, ah, keep all that stuff in the back.

22/8/2025, 10:15:15 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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She wrote a story with an AI in it. She only used ChatGPT for the voice of the AI, not for help with the story, pacing or anything else.

20/8/2025, 9:02:48 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hidingfromyou (@hfyou.bsky.social) reply parent

omg, that intern is a genius!

20/8/2025, 7:54:23 AM | 16 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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So not shocking.

20/8/2025, 5:36:13 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Bahaha! That's great!

19/8/2025, 1:37:13 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hidingfromyou (@hfyou.bsky.social) reply parent

'cause Trump likes her and wishes her well.

19/8/2025, 12:42:10 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What the actual fcuk??? How can this be legal?

19/8/2025, 12:41:40 AM | 78 4 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hidingfromyou (@hfyou.bsky.social) reply parent

"How we go outside after RFK Jr's health initiatives."

18/8/2025, 5:13:46 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hidingfromyou (@hfyou.bsky.social) reply parent

I can think of a single thing! His first term ended. Hopefully this one does, too.

18/8/2025, 4:59:31 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That makes perfect sense. Thanks for the info!

18/8/2025, 3:46:14 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I wonder if these are from Newsom himself or some young intern.

18/8/2025, 2:17:12 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just some hacks.

18/8/2025, 2:16:52 AM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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That's some top tier trolling.

18/8/2025, 2:16:26 AM | 13 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hidingfromyou (@hfyou.bsky.social) reply parent

Tomi Lauren is the answer to the question, "What if a grown adult woman were an incel?"

18/8/2025, 2:15:29 AM | 2 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hidingfromyou (@hfyou.bsky.social) reply parent

And obviously, Trump is in no way deserving of the award and only wants it b/c Obama received it.

16/8/2025, 2:24:21 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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They specifically stated in the press release that the award was given at that time to impact Obama's presidency, in hopes for peace. But, yes, they also discuss his contributions to peace and nuclear disarmament.

16/8/2025, 2:21:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I don't know. They gave it to Obama on his first day in office just b/c they wanted the award to shape his presidency, not b/c he'd actually contributed to peace in the world at that point.

16/8/2025, 2:07:58 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I think you're the hardest working person on Bluesky!

14/8/2025, 6:16:08 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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13/8/2025, 10:41:07 PM | 61 45 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks again! You rock, Hopeful!

14/8/2025, 6:15:20 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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14/8/2025, 2:13:30 AM | 51 29 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hidingfromyou (@hfyou.bsky.social) reply parent

You're welcome! (Joe's thank you successfully stolen by Hiding!)

14/8/2025, 6:14:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hidingfromyou (@hfyou.bsky.social) reply parent

Oh, maybe Ketamine for the money. Although his social skills seem wrecked and he's whiny.

14/8/2025, 12:42:45 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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So . . . based on that, Adderall is the most successful drug here? Admittedly, his brain is fried, dementia progressing, but he is probably the most successful grifter in all of history. Meth, no, that guy's nuts. Alcohol . . . ugh. Coke, Don Junior is dumb and cringe. Heroin - well, RFK JR's a mess

14/8/2025, 12:42:07 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oh, but that is perfect!

13/8/2025, 8:41:09 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Ah-ha, but you forgot my portal fantasy story!

13/8/2025, 8:27:06 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Just going to guess that her husbands end up not liking her.

13/8/2025, 6:52:45 AM | 19 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hidingfromyou (@hfyou.bsky.social) reply parent

But the water doesn't disappear, right? It gets used to cool down the computers and circulates, no?

13/8/2025, 6:48:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hidingfromyou (@hfyou.bsky.social) reply parent

That's an organ he's neither using nor needs.

13/8/2025, 3:49:10 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hidingfromyou (@hfyou.bsky.social) reply parent

It's usually the Koch brothers, but sometimes Peter Thiel.

13/8/2025, 3:48:10 AM | 8 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hidingfromyou (@hfyou.bsky.social) reply parent

Epstein trafficked girls to assault them. Trump ran teen beauty contests. Any questions?

13/8/2025, 1:37:26 AM | 65 9 | View on Bluesky | view

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"We need to be more like the Ancient Greeks and bring back lead sugar. It's great for stamina and should be in all our wine." - RFK Jr. of the future.

13/8/2025, 1:36:16 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hidingfromyou (@hfyou.bsky.social) reply parent

Only she knew the truth! 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈 hahaha, sorry!

13/8/2025, 1:35:03 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hidingfromyou (@hfyou.bsky.social) reply parent

I can't wrap my mind around how immigrants could support MAGA, wow. Look after yourself first, take breaks when you need to, and remember, she's no longer fully functioning, nor rational. Your sister deserves sympathy, but that's probably hard to dole out, and you don't need to all the time.

13/8/2025, 1:34:24 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hidingfromyou (@hfyou.bsky.social) reply parent

Thank you. Long in the past. I was a target of her mental illness, she called me the devil and insane and so on, so she's not someone I miss, lol. Unfortunately, her illness had been developing before I was born and no one really noticed until she got worse and worse.

13/8/2025, 1:28:53 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hidingfromyou (@hfyou.bsky.social) reply parent

Are there day homes or care centers she can go to? The unfortunate reality is she's a patient with behavioral problems, not a rational person, so there might be medical support you can access. Any psychiatrist or specialist in neuroscience would understand this health issue.

13/8/2025, 1:26:31 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"How do I lie with statistics to make Daddy-T happy???"

13/8/2025, 1:23:36 AM | 13 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Seems on brand for the Trump admin. They likely won't do anything about it, which is revolting.

13/8/2025, 1:19:50 AM | 6 1 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hidingfromyou (@hfyou.bsky.social) reply parent

...time with her. I'm not sure whether it's possible to recover from that kind of damage. My grandmother had dementia that turned her nasty, so I can sympathize with what you're going through.

13/8/2025, 1:17:06 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hidingfromyou (@hfyou.bsky.social) reply parent

Yeah, personalities can change after a stroke. It sounds like her stroke was in the frontal lobe area/prefrontal cortex. These are the social parts of the brain that control emotional responses. How awful that happened to her and, in turn, everyone around her. It's probably better to spend less...

13/8/2025, 1:15:58 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Well, if I'm a goon, I guess I have to rob this store. Sigh."

13/8/2025, 12:34:41 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"I don't understand seatbelts, so I'm not going to wear them." That guy is dumb.

13/8/2025, 12:33:00 AM | 5 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Because what you want in your medicines is heavy metals, cockroach pieces and toxic bacteria.

13/8/2025, 12:28:43 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump's base is somehow thinking, "Nah, bro, it's normal for presidents to send well wishes to convicted pedophiles. And then lighten their sentences, probably pardon them later."

13/8/2025, 12:27:50 AM | 5 3 | View on Bluesky | view

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Wow, very pretty! Me want!

13/8/2025, 12:18:59 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Oooh, that's much better! And more descriptive!

13/8/2025, 12:17:09 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Bigots used to be quiet, but now they're just yapping around like that." Yuck, I'm sorry you had to deal with it. Probably better not to start a fight and remain safe.

12/8/2025, 11:56:32 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hidingfromyou (@hfyou.bsky.social) reply parent

If you want dementia, you got dementia. . Also if you didn't want dementia.

12/8/2025, 11:54:19 PM | 1 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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"How do I use stats to lie about the job market so daddy-T will be happy?"

12/8/2025, 11:53:31 PM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Hope you stay safe!

12/8/2025, 11:52:49 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hidingfromyou (@hfyou.bsky.social) reply parent

. . . so that extremely wealthy people can pay less taxes.

12/8/2025, 11:52:08 PM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Grand Old Pedophiles

12/8/2025, 11:49:45 PM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's also very intelligent and would out-argue anyone he faced in any debate. But don't worry, he's not going to run for office.

12/8/2025, 11:45:50 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The president who added most to the debt? Trump. The president before him who added most to the debt? Trump. This time around, he's adding 22% overall.

12/8/2025, 11:43:25 PM | 36 8 | View on Bluesky | view

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We should really divide those men up and distribute them across the planet. Oh, uh, I mean their wealth. Them too, but mainly their wealth.

12/8/2025, 11:42:22 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Hi Putin, how's my favorite dictator doing?" "Hello, Donald. Remember, I have the Epstein files, too, and you're all over them. So, this is what I want . . ."

12/8/2025, 11:41:39 PM | 5 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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The corrupt Trump team will give her work assignments at local high schools no doubt.

12/8/2025, 11:40:48 PM | 7 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Whew! Each of these stones is so heavy, I need a drink after dropping them in!"

12/8/2025, 11:40:10 PM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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The United Police States of America.

12/8/2025, 11:38:38 PM | 7 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Sleep well!

12/8/2025, 11:38:05 PM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hidingfromyou (@hfyou.bsky.social) reply parent

hahaha, that makes perfect sense! πŸ˜€

11/8/2025, 9:11:19 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hidingfromyou (@hfyou.bsky.social) reply parent

hahaha, nice! Yeah, mistakes creep in and hard soooo difficult to notice! My nemesis: feint/faint. Arg! Oh, and a reader just caught sheath (noun) with sheathe (verb) mistakes that I wasn't even aware of 🫣

11/8/2025, 8:48:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

Profile picture Hidingfromyou (@hfyou.bsky.social) reply parent

I seriously made a "they're/their/there" mistake and am still embarrassed.

11/8/2025, 8:35:29 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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He's also wrecking American healthcare science for at least a generation. Good-bye mRNA cancer cures, hello outbreaks of ancient diseases.

11/8/2025, 7:17:04 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Finally! I can assume my true form and flee this prison planet.

11/8/2025, 7:15:52 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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"Let us help you with those pesky little parasites, sir."

11/8/2025, 7:14:55 AM | 9 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Your sentence is not reversible! "If it ain't broke, don't work it more."

11/8/2025, 7:13:52 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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11/8/2025, 6:57:33 AM | 3 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Reposted!

11/8/2025, 2:30:56 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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10/8/2025, 11:39:14 PM | 39 23 | View on Bluesky | view

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Right! I was thinking that while writing this. That we, as a society, were perfectly ok with giving migrants terrible working conditions.

11/8/2025, 2:30:17 AM | 1 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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It's unreal how much damage one deranged man can do if he can con enough people to vote him into office.

11/8/2025, 2:03:42 AM | 6 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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I grew up dreaming of being a farmhand - yaaay! I can finally live in a shack near the farm, my toilet will be an outhouse, I'll work in mosquitoes and dust under the glaring sun beating me down all day and rejoice in my ever present thirst and low wages. So. Much. Fun.

11/8/2025, 12:21:12 AM | 48 5 | View on Bluesky | view

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RFK Jr. just wants to create more spaces for grifters to operate, wringing money out of sick Americans.

10/8/2025, 11:53:16 PM | 7 2 | View on Bluesky | view

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Trump's odd gait there makes him look like a gorilla.

10/8/2025, 4:34:13 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Honestly, Congress shouldn't be allowed to trade. Their money should be in blind trusts. That doesn't change all the corrupt, morally bankrupt things Trump has done and continues to do.

10/8/2025, 12:29:48 AM | 34 6 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thanks, Astrea! Hope you're doing awesome!

10/8/2025, 12:25:38 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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8/8/2025, 9:30:11 PM | 17 10 | View on Bluesky | view

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Clearly what the USA needs is more gaudy gold trim in the White House. Toss in some childish gold sculptures and everything will be ok.

9/8/2025, 4:11:06 AM | 11 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What is the hospital getting kickbacks now???

9/8/2025, 2:21:59 AM | 4 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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. . . and charged with littering.

9/8/2025, 1:48:39 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Thank you! It's my favorite :) Your bird hat pic rocks!

8/8/2025, 6:19:16 AM | 2 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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A picture of a fedora atop a satchel and bullwhip.
8/8/2025, 6:03:25 AM | 3 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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bahaha!

8/8/2025, 3:59:37 AM | 0 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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What the actual fuck is wrong with that guy???

8/8/2025, 2:45:30 AM | 38 0 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every day he makes it worse.

8/8/2025, 1:21:10 AM | 15 1 | View on Bluesky | view

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Every day he makes it worse.

8/8/2025, 1:21:01 AM | 39 1 | View on Bluesky | view